Diary 37: Me and Mom fight/New Noise Maker

[highman6789]

dude i lmfao at the end when he spazzed

[Multi2987]

spaz



[Mars08111]

dude your like 15 its ok to play with that crap, i still do, but its only green, sure red would be cooler but green is almost the same thing.

[pratttan]

Dude, I would have thanked my mom so much if she would have every brought me anything... If she brought me a pink dildo I would thank her

[Harrison1875]

Your mom's a lucky woman

[Harrison1875]

Your mom's a lucky woman

[narutoisthegayest]

I lol'd at da ending

[slickblob219]

did u every consider that they were out of red ones! maybe you shoukd ask questions b4 u go and accuse someone of something

[punksickjordan]

And I told her you don't mess with the dax

[ellamennop]

don't mess with the Dax!

[relaxingmusic101]

You don't mess with the Dax.

[ryanlikesdietcoke]

YOUR GAY!!!!!!!!!



[xx1qwert999xx]

So... you're mad at a color of something? What a pussyshit dumbfuck.

[eatyrsoul]

is it too late to abort? oh nice shirt btw >.>

[GiganticAsses]

So what if your Mom got you a green buttplug instead if your preferred red?

[XxMCRxXrocks]

Damn it cuts off at the good part!

[sicknastycheerio2]

oh my godd!! u got a green one! r u gonna cry. jesus i swear he bitches in every video

[nbts5n2]

be happy she got you one some parents will ground you for asking

[sodoporock]

LOL Duuude i do the same thing when my mom gets me something thats not a certain color

[eduardoluvr33]

you think you won, she probably let you win

and if you don't like that then go return it yourself

[NightCrawlerKV]

oh my gosh its green not red!!!! jease your such a spoiled brat.

[EhznoStian]

lol @ the end when he's trying to make the thing work.

[subhumanmaster]

"the devil walked into my house i'm sorry i meant my mom" haha

[Pillowmat]

why do i have to do the comment verification time EVERY time I comment? I love green!

[5U64RC4K35]

I lol'd at "specifically told her to get me a red one"

[HaroldDeKumba]

Lol I'm the 1337 person to vote on this video.

[TehLynzorz]

that's so leet man XD!

[VideoCraveings]

lolphin.

[TheRhino666]

is this guy acting or is he really like that? it's hard to tell.

[some64]

he's acting

[sspeck42]

a lot of people say he's just a very good actor

[Deathslayer296]

hey he posted this on my birthday. and the INCREDIBLY HOT CHICK IN THE CORNER WONT GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S TOO DISTRACTING!!!

[sasuke86420]

where!!!!!!!!! i dont c her

[bluecle1]

its an ad is what he means,some girl with half her breast showing

[bartb76]

freak

[omglollmaorofl123]

LOL how he tried to spin the noise maker

[aniegaby]

rofl!!! dax is the best !why did he ever stop making videos?

[soodime]

"don't mess wit da dax...." OH SHIT!!!!!!!

[PUPPYKICKER111]

Yeah. He'll beat you up with retard strength.

[soodime]

i know! im skeard! (scared)

[awethum]

why didn't you want the purple one..

[daniel849]

you are not cool........ get of the internet , come on you are a disgrace to the whole world and nobody cares what you do, what you wear, who you are....... give it up

[csftitans32]

What the fuck are you doing that is so great? He's better than you. Look at his subscribers. Look at yours.

Why don't you get off the internet?

Asshole.

[PUPPYKICKER111]

Sir. I agree completely. Retards with video cameras should never be taught how to use them. This is just pitiful. All of you who think this is funny are awful and being nice is wrong. You get his hopes up and basically set him up for defeat just so you can watch him fail even more

[Y4J]

LMFAO how he is trying so hard at the end lol.

[TripleA818]

Dax IS THE BEST!@!@!

[patrickF430]

Dude you are so fucking gay...

[iiLoveLupinthe3rd]

Don't mess with the Dax ;]

[salshasam]

You called your mother a Devil?! How dare you?I can,t even stand you even more,

[xKelseyQ]

Oh God, you got the GREEN one?! Don't you know that the cool kids all have RED ones? That's it, Dax. All your chances for ever being cool are over. OVER.

[godiegogo55]

greedy son of a bitch

[radarcivilian]

dude, it doesn't matter

[XxxamnaxxX]

LOL :p

[einna111]

atleast she got you it, dont be so ungreatful

[ArlissCooke]

ohmygod u guys are so mean. if u don't like his vidz don't watch em! does making fun of him boost ur self esteem? well dax is sucha hott name :] & u ARE pretty funny

[trojan73bcn]

this kid is a little prick, if he was my kid id slap him into next week

[Steph369]

CLEARLY the red ones just make better noises than the green ones. Duh. She should have known better.

[ChazDunn]

xD lmfao

[candyqueenemily]

art you a little too old for toys!?

[DrewCameron]

FUCKING HILARIOUS!

[SophiasMirror]

i hate it when you stop everytime you talk

[calamazue1989]

Loser

[DarqHermit]

What a bitch! How hard is it to get a red noise tube thingy? What, does she actually think that a green one is the same thing? You should totally poison her food.

[guitarfreak127]

Dangitt, mom! I'll told you to get me a red one!!! WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?!?!

[stokedlee]

dax is a fag....and mean to ure mom.

[itybitylyna]

gosh you are such a brat. you still get the toy. just cause it's not in red? what's the difference. it still works. you just need everything to be exactly what you want and when it is not you just go on about how stupid your mom is. she is obviously being nice about getting you the toy.

[blackdakkon]

LOL. This is what happens when you give an Autistic kid a noise maker.

[sidkid75]

you faggot, don't make fun of your mother if i did i would get in big trouble

[IknewitWin7]

Eli Manning, wow, didn't know you were you.

[haloisback]

when it gets to 0:42 skip to a part and it will go back to 42, listen, it sounds like "gletodder" HAHA!

[Kerushinya]

u got issues....

[j2murada]

ubrat! cant u be thankful she even got u that?

what else did she do other than BRING YOU INTO THIS WORLD

[Flipty11]

ummmm... be thankful that you can even have toys, cause some kids don't. maybe they were out of red

[mg2031]

omg dont me so mean to ur mom

[aznlilmina]

hey uhh dax do you have issues? or like uhh well are you mental or or are you jsut a fucking nerd?

[700748]

aww mad cause yo dildo isnt red

[ApplezAreFUN]

i think green is better than red

[lastminute333]

my dad does that too. "hey dad i want a new phone for christmas" it cost 100 dollars, but he goes out and gets me 3 coats that cost 30 dollars each...wtf????

[Hayacafrita]

ANY GUYS UP?

i need someone smart to keep me entertained 7X

[aleixovaz]

yeahhhhhh

DONT mess with the Dax!

[watchnotgive]

Wow. Such a brat. It's a damn colour and most likely you lost the fight. You can't win a fight with your mother. Brat.

[awolpete]

i dont think its that big of a deal to fight with your mom about it

[joeyfrancais]

thats right, you DONT mess with the Dax!

[worldfad]

its not nice to talk abot your mom like that.

even on a joke.

moms buy you nice things and feed you you know, they appreciate the baby they gave birth to.

[dexterdexter747]

1. She at least got you one

2.Its your mom don't be a jerk with her...be nice

3.Its just a color

[berriesncreme51]

wat is that at 00:30!! is that you moms condom!!??

[Supersecretfilms]

Srry that was your house!

[berriesncreme51]

????

[joeyfrancais]

you both have really bad jokes/comebacks...

[t3hsuxxorz]

they've been with dax for way too long.

[WebSurfer30]

rofl,this guy was born a comedian.

[TheAceMaster]

this kid is god.

[sizzurp94]

taunt ur foot in her ass

[sweeneysbabe63]

um, it's a color, calm down bae, you can't make it sound anyway, just, it's not cool to make fun of the chick who birthed you

[profitprophet368]

wow you're a total toolbag

fuck off and die

[AnimalLover125]

red green same dif

[HeresKarina2]

at least she got you one SELFISH and stop make=ing fun of your mother dude your the one whose evil

[sameastheoldboss]

Dude, youre a jerk to your mom, so she didnt get you a red noise maker, BIG DEAL!

[veryevillemons]

Dax, She is Purposely Trying to Taunt You !

What a BITCH!

[kmoroney602]

you skank! i wanted red!!! lol

[MalcolmDesfaire]

DAX SHOW HER WHOS BOSS

[Justakid12]

when he was spinning he like that last seconds he gets all frustrated lmao

[xomgitsbridgetx]

You don't mess with the dax.

[Graff699]

that kids not normal?

[ferrum259nm]

You are stupid...

So ur mom brought u the wrong color.. think about how she works to bring u food and u doing nothing for it, u need to thank her that she brought u in this wrold...

u are stupid... jsut stupid

[feuerzzz]

yeah

[TheFury3Squad]

But the BITCH got him GREEN.

[Carmador]

dont mess with the dax

[arexthetrex]

lmfao last part when hes spinning noise maker he gets so angry at last 2 seconds LMFAO

[joellemos1994]

LMAO "u dont mess with the Dax" Haha i love daxflame...so funny so very funny sir!

[BorunksVid]

1:00-1:12 sounds like he killed his mom

[filmaniac]

who cares!? it's just a colour, she probably hates you, you're horrible to her

[avawldiva]

ur mom sounds hot

[elementskater168]

whats wrong with you?

[peteyweestro]

its just a toy ull probobly get bored with it in 2 min

[8Julius8]

'I told my mom: U dont mess with the DAX!!!'

[The519Franchise]

atleast she fucking braught you something

you douche

[7bttf]

i feel sorry sorry for his mom

[nklgunit]

hey dont get mad at ur mom ur gunna make her cry and then i cant fuck her u autistic sob

[fairboney]

grd ya dont have to have a cow about it

[jckjolly]

ohhh noooo wooot who the f**ck is this guy..

dude you need to go to a mental home ! !

[Pahjx]

poor mom

[DoodleDooble]

dont be mean to ur mom

[0gummyworms0]

omg we got to play with those in a piece of music at blue lake

I LOVE YOU DAX

[DarkHawk28]

No offense but I just don't get why he's a "YouTube Celebrity" and he's a bit spoiled too.

[PizzaIsGood101]

madison is sooooooooooooo funny and GOOD at acting omg omg.

[karlo345]

jesus how do u know hes acting?

[iBashWinBlows]

Could anyone really be like this?

[irunthat]

ur trying way too hard to spin that thing

[pitbullman1995]

atleast she bought you won jesus maybe they only had green

[nonscams]

i bet your dad wishes he used a condom now

[PhMcain]

lmao nice one

[COOLIOOLIO3300]

i bet ur dad wishes that everyday, dax is awesome fag

[murtso]

Hahahahhahaha "the devil walks into my house... OH SORRY I MEANT MY MOM" Classic, loved the way you said that.

[FuckedYourDad]

NYA FRUF FRUF

[conrad000222]

spoiled brat she got you 1 who cares what colour it is? no one execpt you because ure retarded and spoiled, iff it wasn't for her.. u wouldn't be in this world alive so be thankfull.

[malph123]

What a bitch! Kill her.

[mantislayer]

You don't mess with Dax. DARN STRAIGHT

[TheD28]

Spoiled baby.

She got you something

BE THANKFUL!

Omg you annoy me to the end of this earth someties

[catorangecotton]

NEVA MESS WITH THE DAX!

[Darklight1995]

god your mom is such an idiot,i mean,can you believe she didnt get him the right colour?!god.

[dafatty55]

is that a sex toy lol i bet u stuck it up urself

[gothboy667]

what a god damn retard

[ishidamoo]

you bitch why do you treat your mom like shit?

cuz you dont have a penis

[Wizards9517]

nicely said

[TheD28]

Brat.

You should be thankful she got you one

[VegetableBasket]

Your mom sounds like a major witch. I don't know why all these people are like "respect your mom" when she's not even smart enough to get the right color.

[Variasam2]

Probably because he's always such a bastard to her.

"She'll learn not to mess with the Dax"? Like she's some kind of slave or something?

He should be thankful his mum even bothers to keep him in the fucking house, let alone buy him things.

[VegetableBasket]

Ever heard of EARNING respect by GETTING THE RIGHT COLOR? I wrote that in capital letters so you could read and learn it. If I had a kid and treated him like that I'd do if it I wanted him to hate me and no other reason.

[Variasam2]

The parent shouldn't have to EARN respect from their own child, they have it instilled in their minds the moment they're born. Look, if you can't see the problem in this video, what's the point in arguing with you? If you cant realise that he shouldnt talk shit about his own mother just because she got the wrong colour of noise maker, then you need more help than Dax. Seriously.

xx

[squirrly16]

you prissy little ass.

omg your mom didnt get you the right color

boo frickin hoo

ur lucky you got one ass hole

[OldSchoolGamer108]

your a offical retard

[cameradude999]

wtf... whats the difference its the same thing.... i feel bad for his mom, she tries to do somthing nice for him and he treats her like a slave...

[avatar10you]

it looks like you have a lot of experience holding long round things

[ImDumbFtw]

you son of a bitch..she gave alot for you and you treat her like shit...pussy

[Ratiozed]

hes goign to abuse his wife and kids(that is if he can get lucky enuff) when he grows up...bet ill see him on cnn in ten years.

[Louisaloon]

ha ha ha hilarious

[Maniclysane]

She stretched out and ruined her vagina for you. Show some respect.

[drumrock66]

your getting madat your mom because she bought a green noise maker instead of a red one....

[WHWChannel]

lol the devil...lol its soo funny

[rsisawesome80]

come on man. you know better than to do that!

[PissPoorProduction]

lol watch my video and at the end, he struggles to play the guitar its hilarious

[Allenaldo63]

wow he "won" a fight with his mom. over a shitty noise maker. pussy

[BegenerationX]

his moms pretty stupid. that ones green not red

[mypinkhat]

I have one of them, but you hold it right at the end..

[LittleMissTreble]

i'm a huge fan, dax, but everyone makes mistakes.

grow up. you know better.

[EikC]

He really doesn't, he's a terrible person.

[scorpius420]

that's one huge dildo... am sure she got the red one for herself.

[Sethamundo726]

ahahahahahhahahahahah oh god i lol'd irl

greatest comment on youtube

[mmlobbies]

hehe.. my mum got me a red one :D

[DavinFilms]

I HAVE THAT NOISE MAKER

[brl12313]

hehehe, seriously dude!

[dyslexicdogs]

omg! does your mom take that crap?!!

[xoGymnastBabexo]

first of all- its not ur house- she pays for it and it was a mistake and meybe they didnt have anymore red...

[Strokingmymember]

u know what you should be happy your mother even puts us with you, ya freaking retard.

[Paperbutton9]

your really hansome and nice, i hope you have a nice day every day! your my friend!

[Snarkie3]

i love you youre so cool!

[CuneyDurectur]

it was an honest mistake how could u yell at ur mom...

[EJ4445]

haha its ridiculous.. i think hes was 14 in this vid, but haha i'm 13 and i dont play with thoe thins either hes a WEIRDO

[packersprotege]

if you won why do you still have a green one?

[laestrellaazul]

fucking awesome