Man vs. Wild- Pee and Plastic

[epicusernamefail]

where did he get a shovel?

[gonfley]

@epicusernamefail ya I thought that too, but hey Its Bear Grylls he must have just pulled it out of his ass, like he usually does xD

[Fuzionking17]

Watch Out We Got A Badass Over Here.

[michiel2047]

the thing is, he's not drinking piss in this vid.

[Skycaldera]

what

[SteakManMinh]

where did he get that shovel from? :O

[1000vidmaster]

Bear grylls's minecraft character craft's a shovel digs a hole takes a pee WHAt

[bubblesara4eva]

Dont you drink water why is it so yellow?!

[davidforseth68]

Groes

[nuzod]

notice he did not drink it

[david6pac]

he didnt really need his piss.

all he needed was the sun to heat up the plastic to make moisture and let it drip into the cup

[jayw65]

@david6pac water frm the air is not enough. You can always put some chopped up foliage in there though.

[zhokar]

@jayw65 it really depends. there are several kinds of cactus with very fine bristles or a mossy hair that catch fog and morning dew. if you're in a more temperate environment, mosses will do the job. just theory crafting here of course.

[BratvaBro95]

Recycle the pee lol

[mstangsoccer]

hate to be his wife

[bri4nic]

if u came here for some pee jokes well.... URINE luck ;)

[notreveh]

I guess the shovel came straight from his ass...

[luvablemusic4life]

My ss teacher taught us that -.-

[Dimeist]

"I'll bring the drinks!"

[gangstersindre]

reminds me about minecraft

[tamweiwen]

Think of it if one of you guys go to the hottest place called Sand Sea in the world and you need water to live on so pee is useful or you can just die on the ground and pray not joking -_-

[Gytax0]

@tamweiwen Why would one pray after dying?

[fadliezamuri]

why is he drink his own pee pee..

[rence089]

they should rename the show "cameraman and man vs wild"

[LifeIsColdplay]

I'm surprised there are no pee jokes in sight..

[TheBrotherhoodOfAnon]

Who cares where the shovel CAME FROM, I wanna know where IT DISAPPEARED TO!

[sannyp120963]

no urine jokes on this video? im PISSopointed

[minecraftskillz115]

I would not be suprised if he pulled out his friggin house from

his pocket

[FunKYsnOOpyXd]

if he added the cameraman's pee it would have tasted better

[Shady313WoW]

God damn a 12 minute advertisement o.o

[MrLuminescent]

He got the shovel in his bag, like Runescape. It's there, you can use it, but can't wield nor see it.

[vcvfbcfgh]

how much did he get paid to do that???

[ang3licd3m0n789]

@vcvfbcfgh Lots of money friend..lots of money dB

[royalstarfish17]

a big shiny shovel - the first thing to put in your trouser pockets or put it in where POWs hid their watches .

[AnimeBelover]

I don't always go out, but when I do, I bring a shovel...

[IroNiCMySaltyAlmonds]

I always carry a shovel in my pocket.

just in case, you know?

[enri4134]

Man vs. Hotel

[bigboydick711]

looks like beer

[bigboydick711]

@bigboydick711

because of the foam

[MrFrazzle1990]

kid : see ya mum!! im just popping out to the desert

Mum : why are you taking a shovel?!

kid : so i can drink my own piss!!!

mum : ok. be back before dinner!

[starfyi]

0:12 i thought he said chuck nigga still here

[TheWeaselCake]

He must of crafted that shovel

[Vdjperks]

bet there is a homebase round the corner and he digging in a park at dubai.

[Xcelorate]

ok so how does taking a crap working out i need some water from that too or food?

[Bl4ckDmon]

fucking gross ..... drink my own pee Hot and Cold :$

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[itrytoteachyou]

@HateIsAFeeling omg cool!!!!!!

[BoeingPilotable]

Just drank my own piss.. better drink my own piss.

[SpidermanEminem]

ive got water better stock up on piss lol

[chuckchesta]

now in my right hand is a shovel that wil- the f**k did it g-oh here as i was saying....

[bimbox15]

Take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen

[JtwPix100]

This is how "Gotta drink my own piss" can from...Isn't it?

[jamebond1122]

แมร่ง เหี้ยยยยย = im' a thai people !! 555555

[nuzod]

@jamebond1122 แมร่ง เหี้ยยยยย = and who doesnt drink thier own piss in thailand

[jamebond1122]

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[Hkmedic]

Suns up, better drink my own piss.

[SellosLP]

Fuck im out of my Pee better i drink my Water npw

[Ram3nf0x668]

he can pull shovels out his ass but not a bottle of water

[GetJewed]

@Ram3nf0x668 omggggg loooooooool

[ReAliTyxD]

Just drank my own piss, better drink my own piss.

[Peiperkatt]

better drink own piss

[MrAzulay]

I wanna try this seriously

[DillingerEscapeMan]

Need to drink my own piss...better drink my own piss

[yazmeel123]

really tasty!!hahahahaahhaha

[legendforgot]

i wont feel safe drinking that water

[hdjsui]

mmmmmm tangy

[CALLxOFxDUTYxFILMS]

WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT SHOVEL COME FROM???!!!?!!

[music2b4every1]

@CALLxOFxDUTYxFILMS That's what I'd like to know, too.

[GraaY94]

@CALLxOFxDUTYxFILMS it says at the start of his videos that some events are staged just to demonstrate the survival techniques, like most expeditions would have a shovel

[chinesedude001]

@CALLxOFxDUTYxFILMS if u go behind the scenes you will be like ''WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT PIZZA COME FROM?''

[JBLAKIE1]

@CALLxOFxDUTYxFILMS

lol yeah where the hell did the cateen, shovel, and plastic sheeting come from

[Madsacre92]

@CALLxOFxDUTYxFILMS the cameraman pulled it out of his ass

[xXspitfireXx2303]

@CALLxOFxDUTYxFILMS because he has a whole camera crew following him

[asjdhfjkasdfasdhfasd]

@CALLxOFxDUTYxFILMS It fell from the heavens

[scrapmetaljack]

@CALLxOFxDUTYxFILMS he shat it out lmfao

[RealTopGun1]

@CALLxOFxDUTYxFILMS from my camera man

[evilman210]

@CALLxOFxDUTYxFILMS He coulda used his hand to dig a hole, i guess for the sake of time

[ThatwuzEze]

@CALLxOFxDUTYxFILMS He carved it out of Boar tusks and the wood from a Banzai tree. Hahaha! XD

[ILuffDaBiebs]

@CALLxOFxDUTYxFILMS he crafted one :D

[mouhaahaahaa]

@CALLxOFxDUTYxFILMS 2 sticks one iron ingot

[F4ToContinue]

Anyone else saw the cameraman shadow when he was shoveling?

[ladybirdskaterboy]

@F4ToContinue dude its not a secret that there's cameramen coming with him

[F4ToContinue]

@ladybirdskaterboy no its not but it could be made better :P

[danielceltics20]

couldnt he have dont that in the first place? Instead of fucking drinking his own piss

[brunojluc4]

Ugh, tastes horrible. Better wash it down with my own piss.

[TheDaniboy13]

dayum he just drank his own piss! :s

[Twist3rD]

"Have to Bear in mind" Hohoho

[vRANDv]

patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter



[HeCSiwel]

@vRANDv Ahaha NCR reference awesome

[PlayerTwoHasJoined]

how come he doesnt do this all the time?

[trixzter03]

people... that is what we call evaporation...

[Jerdo2]

cant you die from drinking your piss?

[YiiJun]

How come the yellow pee become white in the end ?

[FrigidFlare]

@YiiJun he distilled the pee, water evaporates, leaves the other stuff behind, and condenses into the container. Only pure water can be found in the container.

[toontown633]

Dude he has a shovel in his invintory. shit i carry a dragon long sword. whats the big deal?

[weRaussies]

he camera should have filmed the front of him when he pee

[TheAnthery]

Bear Grylls has got a weird thing for piss.

[roryos]

How does he pee with someone watchin him? I can't do it :(

[yukoko94]

This guy = last survivor of 2012.

[2THROWED4HOZ]

ran out of piss better drink more piss

[Gewok666]

@jonvrix

Because he's a fucking idiot.

[jonvrix]

why dont he bring some water in his fucking bag and dont drink pee

[XboxAnnihilator]

I don't care if I'm going to die from the heat. I will NEVER drink my own piss in any way

[NASCARDEAN486]

@XboxAnnihilator yes u would it is survival

[XboxAnnihilator]

@NASCARDEAN486 Um no I wont. I would prefer death

[Jaquan1254]

@XboxAnnihilator Funny thing, he drunk evaporated water, not piss.

[XboxAnnihilator]

@Jaquan1254 It still came from his cock

[Jaquan1254]

@XboxAnnihilator No amount of facepalms can show the sheer stupidity of your comments.

[XboxAnnihilator]

@Jaquan1254 Usually one facepalm works but whatever dude

[rapsis2x2]

@XboxAnnihilator Hahaha, you're retarded, first, he didin't drink piss, it's evaporated water, second, you WOULD.

[XboxAnnihilator]

@rapsis2x2 What if I don't have to pee?

[rapsis2x2]

@XboxAnnihilator Bad luck for you then.

[aptspire]

@XboxAnnihilator you're as good as dead :D

[ScarletComputerGirl]

the thing is he didn't actully drink it so it might taste like pee still!!!!!!!!

[TugaSkits]

i thoutgh he drinked his own piss but it isn't piss realy...

[gfxSanity]

artige<3

[Smokinphantom71]

Water? Oh, you mean diet piss

[FasterThanAKenyan]

Shiiiit, I'm half expecting Bear Grylls to teach me the importance of drinking your own urine when lost in the goddamn rainforest.

[MrRadytxo]

its true. i learned this technique in my high school, survival training. but we didn't pee. the ground water itself will evaporate to plastic and drip. can someone remind me what's this technique's name?

[TheSaberdeath]

dude....this guy loves pee ...does'nt he??

[davidtheguitarman]

he always has pee in his bladder

[halowarrior1000]

"If you have enough plastic" ... and piss.

[CodFreak8446]

better drink my own piss

[ImHeadshotSniper]

drank my own piss, better go do it again.

[CraineGames]

He asked for a shovel 0:17, he's not a magician, would be pretty cool if he was.

[glennsibz]

guys hes only showing you tips and how to survive , he has his crew with him with alot of equipment

[xdac420]

wtf ware did the shovel come from?

[Drkskater777]

Gonna drink my own piss....... better drink some piss first.

[ronaldli5]

Where the fuck did the shovel come from.

[Haha24beast5]

he said bear in mind..Get it?

[Ifasmith93]

That tastes like water... Better drink my own piss

[Gabalpwnz]

oh look...he found a shovel 

[Rage1of1Hades34]

really? REALLY?! the top 2 comments on EVERY bear grylls video is about drinking his own piss...EXCEPT the video in which he actually DOES drink his own piss. what the fuck internet?

[zohairisdabest]

Better drink my own piss.  Oh wait..

[TheDraindeimo]

drink my piss.. better, oh shit.

[TSchellhous]

He is so retarded, "if you dig multiple stills at least you have a chance at surviving" if all you're drinking is your own distilled piss, eventually the water will be gone, you have to get new water from another source your body just doesn't magically piss out every drop you ingest, what a moron.

[limlio]

There's land here, gotta dig a hole....and piss in it.

[Zeus22250]

thumbs up for camra guys shadow :D

[joepro941]

no he didnt!

[alxstin66]

The desert is So tough its just a constant battle to source water, Oh wait magic shovel!

[sjsawyer]

Guys he made the shovel out of his own piss. Come on now! Basic survival techniques here.

[GioGrimaldi]

Pisstastic

[ichrisful]

he didn't have that shovel when he walked over there

[papercut197]

Loled random shovel

[Deathfromtheright]

wife: Bear the stinks broken

Bear: Better get some piss

wife: excuse me?

Bear: i said plumber o.0

[13atp13]

where the fuck did he get the shovel?

[p4r0xysm42]

I always carry around plastic lining just incase I get lost in the wild and need to drink my own piss

[arhernan2008]

ok, seriously. where the fuck did the shovel come from?

[OneMeatyBoner]

I bet he made those fancy sunglasses out of his own pee

[gintoki16]

how about bringing a frickin water

[bubba1234824]

how did he pee if he didnt drink anything(its ironic as im typing this i have to pee lol)

[iambored2006]

That actually looks reasonable.

[dizzak101]

AND thus came the thousands of internet jokes

[Toothyderp]

There was a whisky commercial before this XD

[xXipwnzunwXx]

@Toothyderp I got a dandruff treatment commercial. Wonder what he makes them out of...? Pee and...uh...honeybee guts? XD

[kevrami]

does he like to drink pee then water

[nazeres1]

oh yeah I always carry shovel and a shit-load of plastic when I go to the desert

[superhappybro12]

TheOldGameKid me to

[TheOldGameKid]

I came here from Colleghumor

[FreakinAwsomeNinja]

@TheOldGameKid same

[xXUnDeRN3tXx]

wait what...? how comes that he has a shovel with him in the middle of the desert?

[Zeus22250]

@xXUnDeRN3tXx yeah anyways look at the damn thing unless hes bag is magical or something and he could fit the whole think in there :P

[Kivencito]

@xXUnDeRN3tXx u know u can make one evaporating some iron... LOLZ

[MrWAZZAPDUDE]

@xXUnDeRN3tXx i brough a shovel when i was in the desert why can't he?

[ZACKnirvana]

@xXUnDeRN3tXx because he's prepared.

[ANDREWNATHAN]

@xXUnDeRN3tXx its because all this shit is staged duhhh you think theyd let this actor go into the wild by himself he wouldnt last 1 week

[xxmaddiexxnickixx]

@xXUnDeRN3tXx so he can make a hole, put some plastic in it, and pee in it, then drink it