Learn to Speak Body: Tape 5

[SuperJohnClayton]

Hahaha this is hilarious

[OurOwnTube]

haha my boom boom is unavailable

[xXcheesy14Xx]

Y am I here

[TheDamox]

This is just stupid. But funny.

[KrunKMYMinD]

the man demonstrating in the end reminds me of the top gear English guy

[1JacKaL1984]

The guy at 1:46 looks like Tosh (from Tosh.0).....lol

[ExiledAngel92]

this is brilliant! lol

[Daniel25327]

Lol It was going to say Fuck...

[SuperFilipinoMonkeys]

Is this for real?

[emilymichelleclift]

Ew his armpits...

[comradeJoe2]

This is win.

[fonga902]

funny as hell

[42OneLoveForever]

hella funny !!

[Zisin2day]

I love learning about body language, it's so cool to see how much we say without really opening our mouths.

[cuteprettyme7]

HILARRRRIOUSS! lol!

[KARAMELA65]

i love body language and have read all about this subjuct...it's very cool!

very nice job guys! ;)

[noirecity13]

This is one of the most hilarious and well-done videos I have EVER seen! LOL

[Mitchla]

@noirecity13 Thanks, NC13

[deftdelivery]

lmao this is hilarious!!!!!

[cloudinfinity]

"I am dangerously insane!" hahaha love it!

[SourPatchKid515]

Yea cause every time i get mad i do that 3:35

[RedBandMagic02]

Could this be the worst dressed ensemble in a corporate video?

[Mitchla]

@RedBandMagic02 Thank you. (It was a choice, of course, to make it look like a bad corporate video.)

[dodiabsinthe]

You didn't underestimate the power of BODY LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!! Good

[JAKAPERDANA]

what the mean a desk with a pot behind their?? o_O

[IsCumaFut2]

some of the stuff is suggestive... it could mean other things... i do not like suggestive stuff...

[svartsaft]

@IsCumaFut2 this is a joke

[IsCumaFut2]

@svartsaft i think they put this video deliberately so people will disagree with each other.. yes i think it is very suggestive and lot of the stuff is bull crap..

[eleventhing]

1:10 .. hahahaha

[makavelimavi]

Where are the other parts?

[Dakadoon]

I have no weapon

[draxae]

lol

[saprissa30]

OH MY GOD HOOOOOT

[MrBatesHD]

I am stimulating my thinker xD

[deeejaaay24]

Lmfao! Hahahahahahahahahaaaa

[Belldandy722]

The way he said: "Oh my God" the second time is hilarious xD

[TheDayIsNotLost]

HAHAHAHA

[kkrass1]

Its not bad but its silly...

[gilangandikac]

2:26 --> click that and pause :)

[jake10371]

lol oh me god

[Signora0Murder]

LOL.

I grant access to my face. *SMACK* Oh my god! I withdraw access to my face. I have a weapon. XD

[komquatgirl]

I have power in my pants!!

[2009korte]

i can imagine stupid americans overplay all these in real life after seeing this video

[dezmarie825]

@2009korte

You're an idiot!

[MultiMagic88]

Saying that makes you stupid not to mention stereotypical

[TheStephaniemcg3100]

Hahahaha :)) .. Too funny :)

[greenfuzz15reloaded]

its true but its still so funny

[sydneymassive]

Is this serious?

[a2345678763]

@sydneymassive

apparently, it's for insane ppl/

ahahahaha

[5964ibra]

"I HAVE WEAPON!!" lmfao

[TheVampanezeHunter]

We watched this in my business communications class and I was laughing the whole time :D

[ArKaiN123]

My genitals are always available. Anyone want them in their boom booms?

[hoodygrrl7]

LMAO! Genitals unavailable, never noticed that 1. 

[TheStalkerVan]

lol

[TheCrazyHeidi]

this is awesome. i'll say "i have no weapon" instead of hi now

[Xiphos893]

AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[AlgisKemezys]

This is just so good....Thanks

[HalfBloodPrincess217]

Omg that was amazing!!!!! XD LMFAO

[jackineedo]

What the hell

[SebbeSucksBawlz]

LOL

[babla150]

plzzzz apply this in ur real life. it really works.

[corbox]

@SR0Penne0Brillo dude, i've just seen ur comment ... 2 years later lol

[SR0Penne0Brillo]

@corbox lol I totally forgot all about this video, how weird. I was 15 when I made that comment, my sense of humor was so off.

[corbox]

@SR0Penne0Brillo i am disappointed now ... my sense of humor haven't changed that much lol but still to answer two years later is awesome :D

[SR0Penne0Brillo]

@corbox Haha true. :)

[BassFishing1996]

I think the one at 3:30 means " ah fuck"

[Beckedia]

Thank you. Now I know how to spot insane people.

[VanillaPlox]

4:44 is exactly how my boyfriend stands when he's talking to me... xDDD

[handyandy484]

I have mo weapon

[LuvUEdwardCullen]

LOL!! ma teacher showed this to me in Biology!! XD

[blackeyed21ck]

Hahaha, aspies good luck with this.

[CarbineerKenny]

If you couldn't figure out more than half of these before explained and you're not a kid, you might have autism. Also they didn't take any pause between the head ones.

[RonaldBarone]

How can I say my genitals are available?

[VanillaPlox]

@RonaldBarone Pelvic thrusting? :D

[19lilac]

hahaha wtf!?!

[140DYoung]

my genitals are unavailable

[alexahen1998]

Is this for real omg lol

[TheJanfw]

are they serious ??!!!?

[MuSiKFL0]

My favorite part was Oh-My-God! Lmao

[dejavuinblack]

I am angry. I am angy. Good job!

[desiderioortela]

oh my god this was so hilarious! xD

[mutt2121]

LMFAO! xDDDD



[tru913]

Thumbs up if Chuck Shurley brought you here. XD

[Vann7]

video says .."im angry" but could be .. YES FINALLY!. lol

really people body language is good to know but as a reference because is not always accurate .and also can easily be faked by anyone who knows of this technique ,specially politicians to hide the truth about something.

[Vann7]

i think this body language is greatly exagerated the accuracy..many times is correct but others is simply wrong.

i use to remember how my boss used to ask me at everytime if i was nervous at my job.. he even believed i was not going to last a month . all that because of my body language ,i worked in sales and since it was cold the place i had to always have my hands in my pockets to keep them warm. .

i think people who thinks BL is 100% accurate have to do a reality check because is not.

[JanaSklibova]

@Vann7 You are absolutely right.

[plopkiuj4]

hahaha!!...funny yet very true....

[Denise89891]

lol this is funny.... ugh i...dunn..knoooooo,..OMG!!!OMG­!!!

[Denise89891]

lol this is funny

[ColdParadox]

I have power in my pelvis.

[BlackStarsLine]

OMG!!! I want this video in spanish!!!! :(

[inuyasha91133]

wheres tape 6?

[inuyasha91133]

wow such an educative,insightful movie..............i wanna learn more body language

[cline1986]

All I have to say is good video. I was laughing the whole time. It breaks some things down a little, but it does it in a very weird way. I swear my response is not intended as an insult.

[danutzzz2064]

:)) porcarie :))

[DropCough]

OH MY GOD

[TheVacura]

are you fucking kidding me i cross my arms all the time in front of my body but thats only if i'm nervous not "my genitals are unavailable." this video is shit.

[csporter]

@TheVacura It's a joke, fool. You must be some kind of dumb-dumb to not realize this video is a satire.

[TheVacura]

i am at rest standi- oh... ewww...

[dom1abc1mbc]

wtf does > my boom boom is unavailable < means lol

is he gay

[jahskido06]

this shit is just too FUNNY!!! Although i reckon some of the body gestures are true...

[gnome95]

brett is no longer the boom king

[KroBars]

this is ridiculous im 22 not 10 im going to look elsewhere.

[csporter]

@KroBars You're a 22-year-old dumb-dumb if you think this was meant to be serious.

[sandro4646]

2:52

[mArc0cuEvAs22]

Hahaha... i respected Body language... but this... this is just plain... funny!!! hahahaha

[LongfaceWu]

this shit is creepy.... why r they so G*DDAMN STIFF?!

[PimpMyFahrrad]

What kind of sorcery is this???

[Itsnotmeeitsyou]

I AM ANGRY ... O FUCK!

[Itsnotmeeitsyou]

that girl didnt say get outta here -..-

[Maakkkssss]

haha this is ridiculous

[joshgillespiewolf]

Is this real or a joke? i cant tell...

[csporter]

@joshgillespiewolf frsrs?

[joshgillespiewolf]

@csporter wtf? Does that mean? O.o

[fucknfucks]

Haha..Guy doesn't get girl....

[God888555]

My boom boom is anunnaki, haha nice video..

[mmadams2]

this is really funny :)

[saijai587]

I like to learn to speak body. thank you.

[kopi5896]

Thank you for sharing.

[minami935]

This video is useful.

[phoenixapril]

sarah silvverman at 1.43

[mh17ch19]

I have no weapon

[renegadeskinninja]

I LOVE THIS

[OptimusPrimeribs]

This is a joke right? My genitals are unavailable?? Why do security guards always stand like that?

[ProducShuns]

this is bullshit, you're just projecting your own narrow beliefs onto pretty vague body movements

[csporter]

@ProducShuns Get a sense of humor.

[uranusisnotfunny]

my genitals are unavailable.....HILARIOUS!

[Mohack17]

in the interior tense...I am dangerously insane.

[Mitchla]

@Mohack17  Anterior.

[AxanGad04]

That robot party sucked.

[BassimLazem]

Oh My God!

[gisselle0211]

hahaha  i love this vid

[86reaux]

this is the funniet ish ive ever seen.

[ocofan]

whoever knew the head was "a place of knowing"...

[TheBonified1]

It's a comedy masterpiece! Just show this to any foreigner and they'll go out n do it haha!

[ihopemynameisalice]

i am DANGEROUSLY insane.

[weshkid]

LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

[rqito]

seriously gtfo 

[DayOneFilms]

This video is seriously a joke, the fact someone taking pride over the seriousness of this video is also a joke. It's hilarious I will admit, so, you make a really great comedy, thankyou

[viperx68]

This is amazing haha. I love the almost dead-pan nature of the actors.

[Skyler2313]

this made me so happy

[ncub8]

I want to know how to say that my boom boom is available.

[mrboxleytheonly]

this video made me so confused I was forced to furiously peel bananas and throw the peels in my toilet.

[Hauntedcorn10]

Easily could've been an SNL skit. One of the slightly funny skits with Jim Carey.

[johnnahodil]

i think im gonna inject heroin into my eyeballs and watch this again

[Wangtang123]

what the f.. did i stumble upon?!

[liquidbokii88]

seriously ... iv red 4 books about body language but this is ... you know ... i mean ... come on !

[caiotguedes]

I can't believe the lack of sense of humor of some ppl, I'm an ESL teacher and I show this video to my stds as a joke, THEY LOVE IT.

[soeperman0]

This is damn funny!

[gryphen]

this is spectacular

[travelinblues89]

I AMMMMM.... FUCKED! lol

[Dewight007]

girl: i have no weapon.

guy: i scrutinize the totality of your physical form.

girl: i withdraw some parts of my physical for from consideration.

guy: i have power in my pelvis.

girl:my genitals are.... unavalible.

guy:(looks to another group) i have no weapon

[DucktapedTwo]

I did not laugh, anon. I win.

[Anon21560]

hahah i thought this was a legitimate joke. You're teaching foreigners to walk around with a retarded perception of body language.



[TheOnlineMediaWatch]

Is this a joke?!?

[EyhSteve]

Hold up, I thought this was a joke! Hahahahahaha

[thenamesbanana]

Is his opening stance body language for, "I have to take a shit"?

[jasminehks]

LMAO..is this how trolling was done in the 90s ?

[MrCleatsketch]

this is awesome

[bananasrawsome]

wtf this is stupid but also quite funny lol xxx

[chickalupe]

This makes everything better. There is literally nothing I want more than to see it continue. Say there actually exists Parts 1-4, please?

[MrCleatsketch]

@chickalupe I concur with you and also desire MOAR

[chickalupe]

This makes everything in the whole world better. Epic win.

[marthamehmeh]

I HAVE POWER IN MY PELVIS

[amitbarfs]

1,237 people don't understand satire.

[frenchirishcatholic]

*clicks on Tape 6...

[VeryZen]

I have to say well done with this. You certainly seem to have achieved your goals and perhaps helped people in the process.

[STRING3R]

what just happened.

[MissJessKayxx]

i am stimulating my thinker!

and nice pit stains

my genitals are unavailable

[Huging]

This is fantastic!

[KenMacMillan]

"My boom boom is unavailable". This video is ridiculous. The sad part is people actually paid money for this.

[Mitchla]

@KenMacMillan Not so sad. Yes, the film was a commission, but the producers are very pleased. Since I made this in 2003, the film has won a number of film festivals awards, been screened on television and various venues the world over, is frequently licensed by educators, and has received mostly favorable attention by 2.5 million people here on YouTube. I'm sorry you didn't get anything from it.

[KunaiKnight]

@Mitchla did it happen to win an award for comedy? cause this is gold

[tulkasplane]

@Mitchla You produced this? That's amazing! Although it's full of humor, it actually is extremely valuable for teaching basic principles of body language. I use it from YOUTUBE all the time in class! Thanks!

[9kiko90]

@Mitchla they watched it but because they want to learn body language not because this is good for learning this shit is stupid. sorry but if you want to teach body language read some books and then whe you learn re make this.

[Fwibos]

@KenMacMillan They are also obviously exaggerative to show the actions. Most behavior is more subtle, but the emaning is the same.

[Fwibos]

@KenMacMillan They are also obviously exaggerative to show the actions. Most behavior is more subtle, but the emaning is the same.

Hilarious, but awesome.