My Near-Death Experience-Missile Attack

[EGarrett01]

"A missile! A missile in my house Gary!" (weird science)

[lifelessheap]

Islam.  The religion of peace, and rockets.

[stpastabeard]

Sir, thank you for showing the world what is happening in Israel.

[Chucktanium]

About 8 seconds in should be the time where you quit bitching about how hard your life is

[makthnife]

duck and cover, Irving!

[busTA119]

why did u stop the video .. couldve been a million dollar vid

[Deadjuice360]

AWESOME! I mean...um, shit. Holy shit. Glad your not dead...

[meleszenawi1111]

you deserve this

[Darkmatter28031]

Insurance in that area must be pretty expensive...

[TheNelevitin]

Is the Mother OK now?!?!

[shlomowollins]

@TheNelevitin not sure - she was badly injured in stomach and head I believe...

[DrewM01]

Thumbs up if you're here because of Cracked!

[jackson15williams]

i survived a missile attack. If that line doesn't get you laid nothing will.

[yurikomuro]

fake. why does it cut right at the middle of the explosion? because you don't have the rest of the footage because you editted this which is easy.

[shlomowollins]

@yurikomuro It cuts because I was knocked down from the shock of the explosion (meaning it scared the hell out of me) - the camera went off when I fell down - I guarantee you this is genuine - there was about 30-40 missiles hitting Sderot every day during summer 2007. This was just one after about 20 earlier ones.

[Lahirupwnsu]

HOLY SHIT. i think im gonna go shit bricks now.

[Sogecyborg]

i feel bad for whoever lives in that house.

[tvdrpr]

Holy shit, dude.... someone likes you.

[melbedell]

This clip shows us the reality of war. It's REAL, people are DYING. Innocent people as well as those the war is meant for

[JAPrice91]

not sure if you knew, but you made it into an article on Cracked about near death experiences.



[TyneOdu]

@JAPrice91 yea i just came from there, man that some scary stuff. You gonna move back to the states?

[shlomowollins]

@TyneOdu that gives them a victory - after 2,000 years of exile - think we are going to stay this time...

[ericwhat9898]

I would have wet myself... Dang, talk about danger close.

[DollarTaco]

woow~

I knew it was coming, but it still shocked me to see it!

[kilIershrimp]

Stay safe out there dude.

[Lallapalalable]

Dude, you have all the sympathy in the world from me.  Happy belated 50th birthday

[JJAB91]

Where did the missile come from?

[shinesinpines]

oh they're shooting missles again! let's go outside and see!!

[hitch4645]

To quote Queen Latifah, " Just another day . . . living in the hood. Just another day around the way."

[EclipseClemens]

Why can't you type "god?" Seems silly to censor that in the description.

[marshasayshihi]

@EclipseClemens i don't think anyone ever answered you, but Jews write out "G-d" so that it can't be defamed or something similar to that. kinda like how puck man was changed to pacman.

[SonofPencilHead]

@EclipseClemens It is (unless I am mistaken) considered disrespectful to God to throw around His title.

[bonzot]

"(though tragically, he lost the ability to share embed codes for his videos from that day on)"

[ollycity]

Why don't you just move back to the US?

[shlomowollins]

@ollycity Because Hashem gave the Land of Israel to the Jewish People - why else?

[CatalunyaiEuskadi]

@shlomowollins He also put missile happy Hamas in the same zip code. Perhaps there's a contradiction there, or maybe "the promised land" isn't as special as we're all led to believe.

[Anarchy17SB]

I wonder why things like these are never on CNN or Fox News.

[shlomowollins]

@Anarchy17SB Actually - this clip appeared on FoxNews - met with the reporter in town and they took this clip and showed it on the air...

[Anarchy17SB]

@shlomowollins Ah, good to know they're showing the whole truth once in a while, thanks.

[Efreeti]

This horrifies and depresses me. In a way it's weird that I'm so used to games and movies with explosions and gunfire, but this short clip shocks my very perception. This is a weapon of war, and it just hit a civilian home. I don't know if I can even imagine what I would feel standing somewhere something could just fall from the sky and end my life.

Love from Norway. My prayers are with you and every non-combatant affected by this conflict.

[LTNetjak]

You have some balls. I'd have left a yellow puddle on the floor.

[ItsSpoon]

looks like boston to me

[TGram29]

hooollyyy shit son

[EonianPal]

Way to wake up

[ELKRAKEN07]

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, How I wonder what you are... BOOM!

[TKuja1]

What happened in the aftermath

[MMAFrisky]

You have Netherland support also, schlomo!  Geert Wilders.....etc stand behind you guys, stay strong

[motanium]

If I hadn't got this from cracked, I could swear this would be some shitty add campaing for a JJ Abrams movie!

[Rickyewu]

Woah...intense stuff

[Spudfish93]

Holy shit man, what happened to you afterwards?

Did you lose hearing for a bit?

That's insane...

[CorneliusMcGee]

Please remove that caption. It blocks half the video and you can see the explosion fine if there wasn't some big red bubble in the way.

[MrGustavoGuerrero]

Those are not missiles! They are Transformers! *Robots in disguise-- tah nah nah na*

[NiMur90]

wow that roof got Cracked

[goldwinger333]

Its exciting isint it, just like livin here in northern ireland..............

[LittleSerboLamb]

Now I wonder if Americans feel if they have it better! My family is from Serbia, and here in America all they do is cry about how war is terrible over seas for them. Try living in it! :( Good thing you're ok.

[ShadowRulah]

@LittleSerboLamb

That's exactly the point, there isn't war in our backyard but we're still fighting it every goddamn second of every goddamn day and theres almost never a fucking reason.

[SuspectXZ]

@LittleSerboLamb That's funny coming from a Serbian. Bosnians had it a million times worse.

[angelmon6]

to be honest i dont think teh west wouldnt help you why? bacaus theey would think the Juwish And Christian People Gonne Take Over The World...

[lolsebasstian]

@angelmon6 so if the west thinks jews and christians are going to take over the world, i'd like to know who you think the west is

[kyle636312]

@angelmon6 I feel like you might have begun to have a stroke in the middle of typing and then just fell face first onto your keyboard.

[TheRedstormshadow]

just another lovely day in hell huh

[elitesack]

Why do you sound like an american?

[shlomowollins]

@elitesack because I am American - moved to Israel 10 years ago..

[Sneezlebob]

@shlomowollins What the hell compelled you to move to Israel?

[lemonrind]

@shlomowollins Why would anyone move to Israel?

[BobbyTubes]

@lemonrind

Well maybe Jews would like to move to Israel?

I would want to live in Israel. At least for a few years so that I would receive Israeli military training.

[Alt3rnuM]

@shlomowollins I am a Jewish American, just wanted to send out my quick support to you for remaining in Israel despite this insanity. Many people don't know that Israel doesn't mirror the stereotype of war-torn middle-eastern countries and that many of the younger generations culture and customs are very similar to those of western Europe. I think elitesack asked this question because he/she believes the stereotype "Israel is the same as Iraq". Keep the dream alive man. Please stay safe.

[wulf02]

@shlomowollins

and out of all the stupid ideas in the world, why did you move there?

[shlomowollins]

@wulf02 I moved there from Jerusalem for nearly a year to show my support for the besieged residents of Sderot and to set an example of not running away from fear of Arab terror.

[shlomowollins]

@wulf02 Because I wanted to both cover and support the Sderot residents during that rough summer..

[lebaneseridah]

I wish you well brother.. and hope you don't end up hating ALL arabs because of the fucked up conflict in the middle east.. hopefully one day u can leave n live in a country like aus or u.s n not worry bout bombs..

[ExplosiveIsamu00]

@lebaneseridah He might as well hate Americans for bombing the shit out of his block.

[RAYSONIC511]

u ok today man that scard the shit out of me

[300incs]

i dont blame u for shitting your pants

[TheAliceCullen17]

Wow I watched it, "Holy shit."

[xxdeathonarrivalxx]

scary...i will die for heart attack if not by the bomb...its look calm THEN BOOOOM!!!!!

[themonsees]

why did we ever build these weapons of mass destruction. why...Why....WHY!!! THEY HAVE ONLY BROUGHT DEATH AND DESTRUCTION! =*(

[mugo45]

@themonsees No shit, Captain Obvious.

[jesnigel]

holy shit i think i will get a heart attack if i were you

[megatron0357]

whoah!

[dragonrow3]

OMG

[tardedcow1]

אני עברית בבית הספר ברומניה, שם הוא שלום ואהבה. יום השואה בבית הקפטן של הצבא הגיעו לבית הספר שלנו ואמרו לנו על כל המלחמות ועל אזעקה ואני כמעט בכיתי

[JusticeVSpropaganda]

ל מי שרוצה לסייע להסברה הישראלית- נא להיכנס לערוץ, להשתמש בחומר הכתוב, ולהפיץ את הלינק לערוץ: בפורומים, טוקבקים, פייסבוק, אי-מיילים וכו' (למשל של אנשי צוות במוסדות, ארגונים, אוניברסיטאות בעולם ובארץ, קהילות דתיות).

[TheSoundKage]

Have no Fear Israel! The Messiah your One Savior comes at the Passover!

[noahthefather]

Keyboard Warriors Hate Lies about Israel

.....*..... GOD BLESS ISRAEL .....*.....

IT IS TIME TO END THE ILLEGAL ARAB OCCUPATION OF ISRAEL

Arabs and Hashemites must leave Israel forever

EVIL LEFT UNCHECKED SPOILS EVERYTHING

[Keitel87]

Illegal Arab occupation? Perhaps Israel shouldn't have expanded, taking Arab lands. Perhaps Israel shouldn't have been formed. Perhaps humans shouldn't take the insane ramblings of "Holy Men" as historically accurate fact.

[commentmutant]

@Keitel87 history repeats itself, land shifts owners....

[0mfg0mfg1]

Is that nice to beeing hit by a rocket?

Imagen that for 8 years. allmost 9 years.

Imagen that happening at London,Paris,New York, Dublin.

[sharter15]

Imagine great spelling when trying to inspire others. I agree completely. But i apologize if english is your second language, I really shouldn't assume everyone knows it. If it's your first language then you have no excuse.

[EVOLPIR]

This crap should be running through all our media this days. Thank G-d you survived, as I understand. Ow man...:( Stay Tight, G-d bless! Shalom!

[thesecretocean]

1 - פלסטיני מזויין צריך להרוג את כל ישראל:

ישראל, כי גנבו אדמות פלסטין

אז אתה יהודי בן זונה

זה אמור להיות הקרקע לשרוף אותך

2 - לשכוח לחיות בשלום:

בגלל (סוריה. איראן.) עדיין כאן

אני מרגיש כל כך שמח כשאני רואה את הילדים שלך למות

[LadyMoon12]

well people that is how we live hope you okay! it was a big bombs :S

[marusya3009]

israel , we stand with you !

[Ruede2000]

why is there a cut in the middle of the explosion?

[shlomowollins]

I was knocked to floor by explosion and camera turned off - I didn't know that - and continued filming...

[taterlok]

That is absolutely horrible and whoever shot that needs to be cleansed from the planet.

[makkutottu]

Oh my God! What a scary moment!

[roven7]

fuck all the arab!!

arab = nazi!!

die for arab !!

israel for ever !!!

[AmirdeLaBoissiere]

nice! =)

[flatl1n3]

They should treat these attacks with police powers; investigate and arrest the perpetrators. Declaring war on a population with no military or official government is shameful.

[markotd44]

Lol you would think after all the shit they go through they would have some bunkers around.

[IsraeliXdude]

nice catch, lucky you...

[2361052]

good work heheheheh

[APusciferTooL]

The world is so fucked up these days.And most of us are used to it.

[ZZ009966]

There is only one thing to do : TRANSFER *ALL* the fucking moslems to Jordan, Egypt, Lebanon , Hell, Saudi Arabia, etc...

As long as those animals are here, Israel won't have peace and security.

[thesecretocean]

1 - פלסטיני מזויין צריך להרוג את כל ישראל:

ישראל, כי גנבו אדמות פלסטין

אז אתה יהודי בן זונה

זה אמור להיות הקרקע לשרוף אותך

2 - לשכוח לחיות בשלום:

בגלל (סוריה. איראן.) עדיין כאן

אני מרגיש כל כך שמח כשאני רואה את הילדים שלך למות

[93yoyo360]

we dont want to kill or transfer the moslems

we just want peace and quite

but they want to die and take us with them

[Giammarcuzzu89]

oh my god... that's terrible... O_O

[SONICOWNS]

Israel has USA's support!

[DragonlordXV]

not for eternity

[Mohsin77]

Cold, hungry stomachs aching, dehydrated, throats raw and dry, eyes dried up - they dont cry anymore. They have lost their childhood. I am so upset right now. Those kids have caused no one any harm. WHY FFS?!!? These kids have to live the rest of their lives physically mutilated, in pain, or mentally scarred

[Huzzah89]

bloody hell. I hope the west does all it can to help israel. You have Australias supportr israel!

[wookiewhat]

@Huzzah89 You can't speak for all of Australia.

[Aloosh12]

wholy shit dude do u have any more cool videos like that

[EvilSushi]

im from north israel and let me tell ya it was fucked up

[entity3sf]

God bless Israel and curse and destroy the bloodthirsty demons who attack her.

[entity3sf]

I pray for our friends in Israel that they shall defeat the demonic barbarians who attack them.

[barrettsanders]

I am grieved, O GOD!

Pslm 122:6-9

Pray for the peace of Jerusalem: "May those who love you be secure. 7 May there be peace within your walls and security within your citadels." 8 For the sake of my brothers and friends, I will say, "Peace be within you." 9 For the sake of the house of the LORD our God, I will seek your prosperity.

[barrettsanders]

I am grieved, O GOD!

Pslm 122:6-9

Pray for the peace of Jerusalem: "May those who love you be secure. 7 May there be peace within your walls and security within your citadels." 8 For the sake of my brothers and friends, I will say, "Peace be within you." 9 For the sake of the house of the LORD our God, I will seek your prosperity.

[berlovich]

i wish that some body will do some thing...

USA or israel protect us please!!!

i'm not living in sderot but i live near ashdod...

and i won't get hitted by amissile!

[DonPatch44]

wow

[BSwitzerland]

All the "peace agreements" since the end of the 70's up to nowadays have caused to the murder of more Israeli civilians THAN IN ALL THE WARS TOGETHER, including terror attacks by Egypt and Jordan AFTER signing "peace agreements" with Israel!

I pray for the people of Israel to have piece in their heart. May God bless and protect Israel more and more. I hope Gods heavenly realities will be visible to us soon. Amen

[JackaCrack1]

Good luck and I hope God helps you get to that birthday!

[Forgiven1978]

In the END good will become bad and bad will be lifted up as if it was good and that is what is going on here .. Poor isreal is just doing what any other country would do to defend itself yet its being attacked from all over the world as hate anger and bitterness are thriving in this world.. Pray for those that persecute u true believers of the only true and living God .. the one whos mercy is abundant and his love is forever ....

[tommyknight90]

bloody hell.. That was fucking close

[firstimer19]

stay strong...it is you who protects us all

[SPIT5FIYA]

DOWN WITH HEZBOLLAH

DOWN WITH HAMAS

"Thou shall not put sword against a nation."

They rely on harasing civl cities

They are the true flaw of our society.

Down with anything that disturbs the peace.

Because they will be dragged down by the stone.

[SPIT5FIYA]

You man I'm in a big support group to help you guys, and I'm studying in Hod ' Hasharon right now, my prayers are with you man!

[MMPRfan]

Wicked !

[hdsfhdfhd]

scary stuff shlomo, stay save

[infernalmage]

Wow... freaking crazy, why didnt the camera capture the rest or did you turn it off?

[9601423]

dude ,...the state of israel only attacks people that threten it and dont attack sevilians ..so i think you should think befor you type ..

[tonymilw]

dont be a terd, in the middle east they attack anything that moves

[9601423]

and u would know becouse ..

[TK4117]

Actually he may have a point, reason being that in a region of the world where there is a tremendous amount of people that want to wipe out every last single Jew or Jewish sympathiser, force is often needed to deter and destabilise such a thing from happening. If I lived in Israel, I'd say do surgical strikes against this, that, and the other guy, but then I would be bias, seeing I would want to live under my current standard, not wanting to give anything up.

[TheAmericanFreak]

Ummm... Politically Israel is in Europe so I have to say that you sre right....

[Mex251]

this is why we need to re-unite allied nations/united nations

[mosquewatch]

Good to see you on Youtube. I've watched your videos for a few years now. Your documentaries on the expulsion (Ethnic cleansing ) of the Jews at Gush Katif were some of the most powerful vids I've seen. Best of wishes to you, hope you are well.

[altnickee]

Holy crap!! The IDF needs to enter gaza immediately and exterminate those terrorists!