FULL FULL CONDITION

[4EvaRoses]

Everyone loves ugandans

[munens1]

This guy is a legend. He has no idea

[realman75ful]

what an idiot

[gu3varaky]

@msfunkyf it means yoh mama's pussy



[tonytalker]

thumbs up if u like niggers

[pppeterus32]

What a fool!

[MsFunkyf]

Haha did he just say Kumanyoko ? LOL

[Thetrutv]

@MsFunkyf What doas Kumanyoko mean?

[Speedaddictable]

mekakanikali sound !!! loool there reporter sounds very funny ,

[herbert77539]

haaaa ,Please i need 2download this vedeo

[chambagi]

the lore

[liveoak5515]

full full condition

[jacky3506]

indeed he was a eye witness heheh

[Brayo122]

Swahili bana.

[ronygee]

ommit the O in the point black inset that appears on the bottom left on the screen and you will get the meaning

[ronygee]

who is that speaking.......booz or booz

[sammygye]

the Ugandas can only speak English which is evidently hard for them..... try swahili kaguta museveni next time... Proud African

[gracekavs]

This totally killled! Honestly wah!!



[cutefifsta]

"the lorry conveniently somersaulted to a stop" hahahahaha best line EVER!! :D

[aliabbashashmi]

If it had bracks it would of urchhhh

[sam61922]

Considering the fact that it wasn't acted but real life event, i commend the filming crew

[jonykakuyo]

another embarrassing moment for Uganda

[demetrius60252]

hahahahaha.................fun­ny

very funnny

[rhamydhan]

ths guy aint easy..

[kagiricharles]

"he would have driven this rorry to say-f-tay" hahahaha...8months later and its still funny as hell

[TheTruthUnderTheHood]

@kagiricharles If you like poetry you will like this poem . Search " IS the Cross Christian Poem" It will blow your mind !!!!!If you are Deep?

[myuzeefreak]

Wait...I thought komanyoko was Kinywarwanda...wth?

[fancynancy088]

lawd have mercy, i cant stop laughing.. you gotta love africa

[DonChedda]

I realized thaty AAHH! This is anyyy accident! xDDDDDDDD

[agentmayday]

THIS IS TRULY A FULL FULL CONDITION!

lolest!



[hahmiss]

4 fools were soooooo drunk and thot the button read, 'dis i like'!!!

[jmkeah]

If it had brakes would do KAAAAANG!!!! LOL!!!

[simonk001]

3 people are in a full full condition and missed the like button :)

[thehookla]

komanyoko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lordcimek]

Both are funny!

[ChidoMukoko]

i just cried with laughter.! us africans.. very colourful people. who's funnier: the guy or the interviewer? loooll.

[ChidoMukoko]

i just cried with laughter.! us africans.. very colourful people. who's funnier: the guy or the interviewer? loooll.

[syndell1000]

komanyoko.lol

[syndell1000]

komanyoko!

[lordsarieson]

this guys cracks me up,,,,,,lol

[TheJonrob]

i think the word is full filled condition not fool fool condition

[stack150]

lmao drunkin Ugandan...... Komanyako.

[Jaybyrdxxx]

I love this guy



[viperdamus]

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!! Did he just say 'Kuma Nyoko'?

[pengtinggalz]

is he zimbabwean or tht other thing?..

[rory346]

what aaaare you all going on about???

ha hes not saying anything to do with mother

he says kuma nyoko

it means pussy of a snake

yeh thats right, a snakes pussy

[skasibante2k9]

oga its a full full condition............jokes

[xXinsanity92Xx]

komanyoko means go f your mother...worst insult ever...and he is a munyankole

[paulmugabo]

i cnt get enoug of ...their vehicles...its hilarious

[douglasnyakaana]

thts UG baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheJonrob]

Only to the carelessness of their vehicle.HMM wonderful ,who is careless?the vehicle ?the company?or the driver????????.

[Airinah80]

Hahahhaahahaha bino bisesa.lol

[Kenneth873790]

i saw viyako(vehicle) coming,coming and i realised aahhh..

This guy just spoke Luganda in English,so to speak.

I just cant get enough of this video.

[Sambopower]

Full full condition translated is full frontal collision, but I guess the alcohol got the best of his tongue.

[fifielise]

Okay so the last word he said means fuck u lol cause I went there for like a yr and I would say it out of the bile one the street and I see people ganging up lol but foreall it means fuck u

[faridahcc]

@fifielise the word means "motherf***er"...or at least close to it.... coz "nyoko" means "mother"...;o))

[keypiper]

@faridahcc Nyoko does not means mother. and kuma nyoko doesnt mean mother fucker. "Nyoko" alone ni tusi. And mother fucker = kuma la mamaako.

[faridahcc]

@keypiper The word "Nyoko" is a Luganda word. It means "mother" in Luganda.

[keypiper]

@faridahcc I think "Nyoko" have two different meaning in Luganda and Swahili. In swahili is term of abuse. I didn't know in luganda it means mother.

[faridahcc]

@keypiper yeah...in Luganda it means "mother", actually the exact meaning is "your mother" used when referring to the mother of the person you are is talking to. What does it mean in Swahili??

[unowatyh]

keeps on saying there is an error! :(

[Kenneth873790]

and what on earth did he mean by full full full fill condition?still laughing.

[Kenneth873790]

Honestly this Video is stress reliever number one.I just cant stop laughing.

[kenlav44]

He got suprised !! thats why he said it like so & 4 sure its funny !!

[datkai1]

The news anchors accent is funnier!..lol

[habby256]

loloooolllll

[BigBluenoser]

This sound byte is huge in Kenya. The clip is used on the radio shows here all the time (i.e. Mwalimu Kangange), and accent and and comedic value crack people up.

Its a big Sheng slang, and used to poke fun at Ugandans.

Sometimes you say it to people, and they say 'Hey! I'm not Ugandan!'

[maitrekenshin93]

CO MA NYOKO!

[DOYLERULES69X]

Is this in Baltimore?

[richardmcginty]

Hey hey hey - stop this right now. My question : what the FUCK is this video about?!!?!?!1 LOL

[MultiBjy]

HAHAHAHAHA,,,if it had breaks would do kaaaaaah at least to fall, bati kaaaah, kumanyoko.LOL,,, i have never laughed this much.:D

[adege01]

even the reporter is a FURR FURR CONDITION!!!,she needs to go to the mechanic.

[Merrick0001]

YOU NEED TO PRESS THE BRAKES DEEEEPAAAHHHH!!!

[logout1]

@Merrick0001 now this is sickness and we don't want it!

[rucciurd]

"if iti wazenti foh these frothe liquidz...he whudhu have dreeven dis rhorhe, to safeti" lmfao!!!!

[mugivo]

yes upload more new videos pliz!!!

[QWERTYCommander]

I need to go there so I can get some FULLU FULLU CONDITION!

[njagialice]

too funny for life....but i wonder who is funnier. the fullu fullu guy ofr the interviewer. sounds same to me. Its funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[wasswaification]

yah thats funny pound for pound......LOL

[maitrekenshin93]

fulloofull, fulloofull conditiiiion!!!!

[gabokags]

HAHaha...Africa my Pride and Love!

[nomsa263]

Lol

[8iggie]

if it had breaks would u KAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[ndegwakg]

Hahahaha, even the Ugandan commentator speaks funny. ". conviniently somersoroted to a stop,.."

[ndegwakg]

Hahahaha, even the Ugandan commentator speaks funny.

[ajzetterberg]

furu furu condishen!!!

what the hell does that mean?

[njagialice]

still dont get where the fullu fullu condition is coming from. no link!

[rugby07champs]

i leailised that eh ah! this is an acciddent

[Albiiz1]

@rugby07champs loooooooooool this is the funniest part.

[moreeseth]

cnt get enough of thz clip

[nvirani100]

katonda wange

[SuperWanjau]

ITS A FULLU FULLU CONDITIOOOOOON KOMANYOKO aih uganda yawa katonda wange ua people are extremely funny.

[TheSugacukie]

ahahahaha...this gets me in stitches every time i see it.

[joy1mwnd]

hw funny is this

[54918]

enow0049, where are you from? he said 'kumanyoko' - curse word, short for 'kuma ya nyanyako' english translation: 'your grandmas pussy'.. you asked, I answered.

[mzyleo]

..he he he ...LoL ... check out the dude at the back 0:42 - 0:59 in a blue top holding his balls (sehemu nyeti!!!)) LoL.>>

[OO7Lonestar]

Thats why i dont get A in my english exams. :/ lol i grew up in Uganda.

[gnbenz]

the rorre came to a halt on a flat surface and then conveniently somersaulted...aaaiii

[kajekury]

hahhhhhhaahaha

[enow0049]

anyone know what he said at the end of the video? ''manioco''

[gnbenz]

the 'roree' came in a full full condition because of the carelessness of their vehicles LOL

[iddahful]

it conveniently somersaulted to a stop.............eish yawa! if it had break it would do khang! ..........he he he he!!!!

[iddahful]

it conveniently somersaulted to a stop.............eish yawa!

[mwolovi]

heheheheee, this is really funny, i wishI could tape this.

[256772459120]

this drunkard is killa!

[judekibz]

hahahahahaha when I saw the lorry coming I knew aaarrghh,this is an accident,hilarious to da core

[QWERTYCommander]

How full is the full condition?

[kenyan114]

crackhead 

[Naisenya]

This is the funniest thing I have seen all week!! Thanks neighbour!! ;)

[bijourex]

kyoka munange!!

[harshilpindoria27]

"i realised it ahhhhhhh.....it was an accident......kuma nyoko...."ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....lol

[kuharden]

"... he wud have dreven thess rhorry to seph-teh.." Lool.. thats the funniest part!!!

[kigunda]

@kuharden It seems only you and i seem to think so. I love this reporter "..these frothee waters, he would have driven thiiis rorre to sefte" - greatest delivery

[Legedary001]

This is one happy guy!

[MySolidRock247]

pointless

[deegachanja]

forko jembe!!

[Chumbin254]

...the lorry samersaulted ...well nourished with frothy waters....??? Who talks like that??? Ugandans!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh!

[almunjama]

This brother cracked my ribs!!!! Furu furu conditions......

[kenyanlyrics]

sounds like the narrator from 'Who Killed Captain Alex': ACTION ACTION! XD

[manleeish]

The reporter is not any better! this dude is just too funny

[chichivoh]

OH MY GOD! THIS GUY SHOULD BE NAMED THE COMEDIAN OF THE YE AR IN FURR FURR CONDISHOOOOOOON!!!! Wa ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[benkenyan]

baaanage mganda wange!!! thts hw we do it th furr furr condshioooonii. muhahahahaha

[cuteprincipessa]

the carelessyness of the viako(vehicle) kumayoko!!lmao!!

[skibet691]

Who was reporting here. The lady or the Kumanyoko guy. Furufuru Conditioooon

[OCHIDO2006]

i thought it was Kenyans who are mad. Kumbe we have other more madder people in Uganda.....Museveni should do somethihgn. Furu furu condition....

[OCHIDO2006]

i thought it was Kenyans who are mad. Kumbe we have other more madder people in Uganda.....Museveni should do somethihgn.

[kamwi20]

furu furu condishioooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[ben10base2]

from today onwards, NTV's Bulls Eye should be 100% Ugandan, I like people who talk funny. Plus am having one of those "furri furri condishooon" after Musinziili nyte. damn you frothe liquiiids. Komanyoko.

[kattiepearl]

lmao! can someone tell this guy to please extend from the screen

[kiurias]

Gai Fafa...i'm LMFAO!!!

[kimungu]

This dude should be at every incident in East and Central Africa. He has killed me fullu fullu with his maneno.

[DjKamren]

crazy ugandan...LoL!

[babe92able]

hahahahaaaa oh my God Ugandas!! they should try and emphasise more in learning English in their country rather than their local languages.

[Jeffyli]

It is sad that Wakenya wengi commenting here are concerned about the accents of the guy and even the reporter; Decolonise your mind people, I think such an accent is better than the Fake twangs on our Kenyan TV, think of Nagila et al, now compare that with the reporter on this video or the famous Shaka Ssali on VOA.... and pity yourself for measuring progress by how much you sound like an American or English street wag!

[mbauwangui]

@Jeffyli aaay.rerrax,its jus sam humor in FURRI FURRI COONDISHOOOOON

[TheMwash18]

hehehehhehehe some crazy shit has me on the floor

[TheLisakeya]

This thing killed me.....Nimecheka mpaka sijui......This is video of the year

[toria747]

am dead...dead...dead ...laughing, two days later and am still laughing...ngaiii!!!!!!

[joeoray]

this is some crazy isht!!!!!!.....bwahhahahahahah

[tonnired]

He was too drunk to remember even his name!

He's made my day :)

[jaymoh4life]

I crown him EYE-WITNESS of the year!!

Hahahaha!! Its Fullu fullu codtion!

[njorogeikonye]

ndio hio the fullu fullu conditions. 

[athanbjr]

this guy shud get video of the year award

[athanbjr]

that guy just made my day

[Jamrockk1]

Moreno amekasirika....breaki tiiiii...haha

[mwanahabari]

aaaah thisi guy isi an aaaaaacident.

[MrMuciimunene]

Ati kumanyoko lolest... They should come to my village in Nyahururu and ask a mechanic to speak in english...Eish.... this guy would score an A

[mwabemau]

Oniri they careressry Swervuuuu....thea vehicles!!!! KUMANYOKO!!!!

[PsykoFero]

coming, COMING aaaaah!!! ROFLMAO!!!

[supermashuhuri]

This guy is worst but ofcourse not alone coz the reporter also has some serious pronounciation issues as well. There at the end_ "He WUDI (would) have driven this LOLE (Lorry) to SEFTEH (Safety)". Ugandans, Ugandans, Ugandans! LMFAO. How does this be?

[thermalwinter]

Oh man this is one of the best videos here HAHAHA love you guys Uganda for TPF 2010!

[serykaly]

this is what happens when you take camel's urine. full full condition.

[kstevey]

i saw a vehicle, coming coming and realized that aahhh, this is an accident ....... ahahaha kill me pliz i cant take this

[dondada1814]

this retards last word just made my kibs crack......... kumanyoko!!

[djEssatu]

say what you say but I love my African people

[lwachera]

WTF....UGANDANS NEED HELP AND PRONOUNCIATION CLASSES. NGAI MWATHANI

[TynTyn695]

oman yoko hahaaaaa

[MrMartmune]

am sorri 2 say da interviewer intervieweed a retarded person

[MrMartmune]

am sorri 2 say da interviewer intervieweed a retarded person

[MuKirinyaga]

LOL! This Ugandan brother! He clearly has TV potential! Long Live the East African Community! I appreciate the talents we all have in East Africa :-)

[Kikuyumoja]

Man, I love this.

[90mv]

love ugandans man

[mphoregoeng]

oh man! i died!

[ashileyn82]

could,t stop laughing.....kuma nyoko

[ombesenyachae]

Kuma Nyoko

[123Geezer]

@ombesenyachae - I was watching t his at work - that nearly killed me.