Honey Badgers: The Crazy Truth

[prihantono2011]

Which is crazy?

[DRnick2359]

Dun, dun, dun, duuun..HONEY BADGERRRRSS!!!!

nice****

[ThousandTimesBefore]

"Ra-Ra-Rasputin..." :D

[geefarano]

get this guy off the air, he sucks.

[2RealSwag]

skunks have stinkiest farts

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

A honey badger got loose in my neighborhood and killed one of my dogs a while ago. Still haven't found her head. :P (I'm not kidding.)

[735ty]

You need to pick up a weight one day, do some pushups or something!

[BourgeoisSammy]

I like sitting on the floor too, bro.

[SogMosee]

mind reading to honey badgers

[n3th3rw1ng]

Press 1 for the the awsome HONEY BADGER! effect

[S0xez]

What the fuck?

[justinld13]

someone give this guy a joint.

[richpon1973]

IF YOU COMPARE THE HONEY BADGER TO A METAL GOD---

Philip Anselmo \,,/

[mabbeman]

the rasputin joke made my day! 

[FrostyGunner06]

He just goes for the nuts, honey badger doesnt give a shit!

[captinswag123]

boaring

[NeonGrapes2000]

Goes for the nuts eh? sounds like a hoRney badger to me.

[Raeschannel4our]

This video was very interesting, and as we can see we learn new things everyday but one quick question. How in the hell did I make it to this video when I was just on facebook literally 5 minutes ago lol.

[CaleGaster2]

Why does he always talk to "hank"?

[swimmersinger12]

@CaleGaster2 Hank is his brother. Watch "HANKLERFISH" for proof.

[MelonBreadHead]

@CaleGaster2 Hank is his sparkly pet unicorn.

Kidding, John hates unicorns. Hank is his brother. They share the youtube channel. Welcome to Nerdfighteria.

[sirifimay]

i dont know how i got here but funny!!!

[matthewspoth]

citing this video as one of the sources for my bio paper on the adaptations and behavior of honey badgers :)

[daytonadudenheimer]

This guy sounds like he is on speed.

[lukeandjoshua]

from searching motorbikes ... ive endid up here :)

[Axlite2]

Forget Chuck Norris.

[mistersmokymcpot]

this video blows....randall much better, not to mention original....this guy is a second rate hack, riding randall's coattails.....come on man, total ripoff

[laurencosby]

You seem so much more calm than you do in book reviews, haha.

[RaineCarosin]

thanks for the informative and very, very entertaining video... hubby and I loved it... great work there!!!!

[verniecekroberts20]

weired o!!!!!

[TheGrandJester]

"Digs up human graves and eats our ancestors" ... Sounds like my ex-girlfriend...

[brutalmetalmosher]

am i the only one that laughed at the rasputin joke?

[1223LMFAO]

Honey badger doesn't give a shit unless he gets hes rattle snake

[tryingnot]

not like rasputin was shot and poisoned . and they still where not certain he was dead, oh wait.

[pherdlehuse]

Naked mole rats.

[TheBc99]

until now i was not aware of the existence of honey badgers... sigh... i feel like an american

[HysteriaPS3]

@TheBc99 Yea, those aussies are pretty fucking stupid.

[kingjimmyjim]

DUN DUN DUN HONEY BADGER!

[nickyd462]

Waste of time you faget

[romanspeaks]

@nickyd462 Yes. Yes, you are a waste of time nickyd462

[XeloX2]

How did he know that my name is "Hank"?

[usucmehardutube]

More info than the other guy but not as funny. "Honey badger don't give a shit!" In that effeminate voice is just funny man. The Rasputin joke was kinda funny but Im sure very few people got the reference. You also didnt give us a hell of a lot of live action footage of the honey badger's bad assery.

[geefarano]

This guy sucks

[L33ticus]

@geefarano Why?

[2playerguysdancing]

He forgot something: HONEY BADGER DONT GIVE A SHIT

[Dvpainter]

A Honey Badger the size of a Brown bear would be basically like a smaller, non reptilian god-****in-zilla.

[BatDude27]

im wearing nut armor next time I go to africa

Come at me bro.

[12salem]

Id like to see a honey badger clamped to your head

[oObadphishOo]

honey badgers gauntlet

[AlexanderGailson]

Humans evolved from primates....what would we look like if we evolved from...Mother of God...

[jessica23claire]

We're studying the Russian Revolution in History class right now, so I totally got the Rasputin joke :P

[JayBennett1973]

well a honey badger is only as dangerous as the story teller.

[tamagotchiBTX]

this guy kinda reminds me of elisha cuthbert's pimp in the movie "girl next door".

[amandaspethisabitch]

dun dun dun honey bager

[StrumItOut]

*bang ...well that wasnt to hard to kill :D

[BandGeek81697]

Honey Badgers Deserve to Be A Flippin' Pokemon.

[ReddHarlemX1]

Am i the only one who thought it said "Horny Badgers"

[misspinkpunkykat]

They are also called "ratels".

[chopchop8916]

Now I am never pissing off a Hufflepuff....ever...

[pyrovamp07]

DUN DUN DUN DUN TARDIGRADE! > honey badgers

[AndrosForever]

Honey Badger would be the ultimate Pokemon

1. Ass sprays ya

2. Bite yo nuts off

3. completely immune to your attempts to get him off your nuts

4. feats on your corpse

[Shadowcontheoriginal]

Honeybadger Uses Anal Squirt on Beedrill Nest, CRITICAL HIT!!!!! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!

[biccy1muncher]

The bees... ran away...?

[Khyrid]

@biccy1muncher Yes... thier wings were stuck together from the residue and they had to run on the ground.

[MrMedusaLvamp]

hunny boo boo......x D

[MrMedusaLvamp]

I thought I could talk fast.....this guy makes the cake...bakes it....ices it...decorates it...and feeds it to U before u can say.....well.....u know...........*)

[jmacproductions1]

lets not pretend we are Philip DeFranco

[luvbeenie]

Stupid!!!

[LifeIsCrap1997]

Honey badger don't care if your shooting it honey badger will slap the shit out of you

haha

[m4tt3m50n]

I just s

[65german1]

DUN DUN DUN HONEY BADGER! should be ur catch frase

[abdulru1]

what am i doing here

[time2listen1]

looks like im in the weird part of youtube again

[HeyyJJ]

@time2listen1 TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!

[LCIsinclair]

@time2listen1 the intelligent part, brah

[JoeyThePeasant]

You had me at Rasputin.

[InSaNeNuKeBoY]

ehh...a nerd

[Popadizzl3]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[ergo197320031]

good look against chelsea am a man utd red

[ilovelani69]

Goes for the nuts huh...sounds like my ex girlfriend...

[eskabarz90]

@ilovelani69

thank you based god

[TheMCC91]

Honeybadger don't give a shit.

[bluebanshee3]

thanks to you, i'm now obsessed with honey badgers. as if the cephalopod obsession weren't socially challenging enough....

[skirm123]

Buttnut..

[XSeaSpiralX]

Subscribed

[bobboberan]

ha ! they're easy to kill .shovel over the head and they're done PINNNNNNNNNNG ! AND THROW ANYTHING OVER THEM AND THEY'RE LOST TOWEL , BLANKET ETC THEY'LL WRAP THEMSELVES SO TIGHT IN IT THEY'LL SUFFOCATE .

[Skyway2000Vlogs]

TARDIGRADES

[Alararox]

@uiruu

I think you're right. They found his nails had been roughed up like he was still trying to claw his way out if the sack he'd been put in until he died....of the temperature.

[CanoeAmerica]

@Alararox Well whatever it was...it wasn't from being shot, poisoned, and stabbed. That's for sure.

[CanoeAmerica]

Rasputin...shot, poisoned, stabbed, dropped in a river. Died of drowning.

[uiruu]

@CanoeAmerica I thought he died of hypothermia

[TheGreenJellyBean123]

fart attack!!! :)

[GingerChloe29]

RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE!!!

[04scottt]

He watches real Football.

He is my favourite.

[ProtectYaNeck000]

I used to be an adventurer once... Until i came across a honey badger.

[fcerve17]

Thumbs up if you wipe your ass with toilet paper.

[Italian25Stallion]

@fcerve17 shut up

[madssebasse]

waw.. 2:57 actually was the nicest moment of this video .. .. silence .. puh.. HONEY BADGER!

[MrRoom4one]

Dude chill out on the coke!

DUN DUN DUN HONEY BADGER!

[wolfdragonsword]

i still want one

[horseradish241]

honey badger doesn't give a shit xD

[jimmyshitbags]

why do all video bloggers have to be fucking irritating cunts?

[SomethingSudden]

@jimmyshitbags

Pot, kettle.

[rkidish]

Dude make your own fame don't rip off someone else's fame...

[Fast1Assassin]

when I heard of a honey badger, I though it was Whinnie the Poo

[535Medic]

Try decaf.

[MrScotty2004]

Wow, at first I thought I wouldn't like your video and I was about to click on something else but you are really funny and made me laugh and made my wife come from the other room to watch your video. Good job and your editing is great. You rock and in thy honey badger we trust.

[thatwhichisgiven]

Dude... Forget the freaking honey badgers, RASPUTIN IS BEHIND YOUR COUCH!!!

FREAKING RUN!!!!!

[FarfetchdForDinner]

Oh thank god - I was so expecting the 2 top comments to be quotes of the HONEY BADGER DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT video. I'm glad the internet has finally gotten over that.

[aliismail333]

your videos are great!!!!

[Cookieanddough]

DUN DUN DUN DUN HONEY BADGER!!! makes me laugh everytime

[TheGee426]

Thanks for the info on my most favorite animal.I love these awesome creatures and people need to respect them!!!

[ThriceDice]

How much cocaine did you take before this video?



[49ERSATX]

@ThriceDice haha!

[TheBeasty11]

Just kick that little ass in da face :D

[Lunarmoon67]

Honey Badger would make the best pokemon.

[spazzered]

@Lunarmoon67 it is a pokemon called electrike

[FreeHugsAndPeeps]

@mcory88 Youtube has a pause button, which is useful if you don't want to hear what he is saying. Now please shut up, and go watch a video that you actually like.

[mrunknown2798]

@BeverlyMan that would be a high powered rifle

[BeverleyMan]

here's an idea shoot it with a shotty

[kmjvt11]

@DDotyVideo what exactly is your problem? And where did you find that "nerds" terrorize their neighborhood at the age of 14?

[DDotyVideo]

YOU MADE THIS QUITE FUNNY. NOT BAD FOR A SUPER NERD.

YOU MUST HAVE TERRORIZED YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD AT THE AGE OF 14.

HAVE A NICE DAY YOU SILLY NERD.

[SamuraiX6288]

The olsen twins made 182 accounts each to dislike the video

[Respiring]

Honey Badger don't give a fuck.

[archiecook55]

press 0 for "good morning hank it's wednesday"

press 1 for fist pumping and "oreo"

press 2 for "bite off the balls"

press 3 for "so malodorous"

press 4 for "much because they are more"

press 5 for "honey badgers"

press 6 for a picture of a honey badger and "durrr"

press 7 for "machete"

press 8 for "in and again"

press 9 for "elf playing fifa"

[SomeGuyWithAFace9]

So Honeybadgers are bad-ass supersayn skunks?

[thawthepast]

cool!

[runescape643]

press 1 for dun dun dun dun Honey Badger!

[LaxBboys]

Chuck Norris fan says: "Chuck Norris is our god!" Honey Badger: "I don't give a shit about you and your god Chuck Norris! He's gonna suck my balls when I see him!" lol.

[Croga15]

im immune to nettle venom. yeah buddy. Not really though. Just fell into a nettle bed when i was 7 in only shorts. Just don't feel nettle stings anymore

[YourFavoriteAries]

There was no Hufflepuff reference. I am displeased.

[onedecibel2lo]

Peace brother.... chill out and slow down!

[juaxox]

Smart people like soccer! :)

[Leo92053]

sickening

[ajoutram]

this guy is great!

[J8ug]

#TYRAN MATHIEU = HONEY BADGER!

#SWAG!

[gogojojo5500]

That is why the honey badger is the mascott of the Hufflepuff house!

[Beacuzz]

@gogojojo5500 the honey bager is their mascott cuzz its awsome

each of the houses have a awsome prediter

grifindor=lion

ravenclaw=egale(?)

slitheran=large snake(not sure what type)

[MegaTaegirl]

@gogojojo5500 hell yeah!

[showman3211]

the monk joke was hilarious

[austinderpdedoo301]

I used to like dogs and cats, but then i took a honey badger to the nuts..

[ACDCrocks051]

Honey Badger seriously doesn't give a shit

[jrw97]

TARDIGRADES > HONEY BADGER

[crazyfills]

@jrw97 totaly targrades for life!

[GrinningStudios]

Lol! Honey Badgers! Never knew how badass they really are. Kinda scary, in a cool way.

[charlotteisntreal]

Nature is horrifying.

[Parry158]

Haha Rasputin joke

[RetRoKiiDD97]

CHUCK NORRIS COMENTS -,-

[CaOmDaYn]

Maybe its just me but I just don't get the comedy in talking really fast and using jump cuts randomly :/

[GrinningStudios]

@CaOmDaYn Ever watched sxephil? Same thing. Very popular.

[keeponbricken]

the truth is that honey badger don't give a shit!

[duanedragon2]

Thanks man!

[BigFishSmallPond831]

Randalls better

[Slipknation1]

Like the Matt Smith, I LOVE BADGERS!!!!!!

[Draxis32]

Yeah but then again, what you can't kill with a powerful rifle? Any living animal( don't come with bullshit gigantic fungi on me) will perish.

[wowteacups]

Tumbs up if honey bdgers will survive 2012 zombie apocosips

[ryudavi]

9GAG



[dcenate2011]

Doesn't the HoneyBadger play for LSU?

[fubleduck]

They must not mind their own filth in the honey they steal.

[Salvus967]

amazing! 

[MrSnackization]

Honey Badgers are pretty BAD ASS.

[tbrehz86]

gay guys love honey badgers

[MrCalzilla]

@tbrehz86 Homophobic and ignorant people like to make comments like your's.

[tbrehz86]

@MrCalzilla not homophobic, sorry you caught feeling, if i knew u were such a lil bitch i probably would have said it ne ways, if i said something derogatory like "fag" then i can see y i would b considered homophobic, just an observation, wit that said, suck my ass

[MrCalzilla]

@tbrehz86 Using the word gay as an insult is still derogatory. I must say, it's really hard to take you serious with all those spelling and gramatical errors, you may want to work on that.

[tbrehz86]

@MrCalzilla apparently u did take something serious when u began 2 act like a lil bitch, saying someone is gay is pretty much saying they are homosexual so where is the negativity or insult? my grammatical errors are due to not giving a fuck, lol. this is internet language r u new to it?

[tbrehz86]

Still@ mr.bitch.

writing essays and doing paperwork all day, i dont care to take soo much time to make sure i havent misspelled ne thing. and it is obvious that intentionally wrote it that way. btw i live in mass & voted 4 gay marriage and am a supporter of gay marriage, i feel that they do a great service for society by adopted children who would have been in an overcrowded orphanage. so eat a dick

[MrCalzilla]

@tbrehz86 Saying "Gay people love honey badgers" implies that A:You do not like honey badgers, and B:You do not like gay people. That's where the insult would come from. Aside from the previously mentioned errors, swears don't make your comments sound more credible. On the topic of errors, I understand that there are people who don't care about dignified language and are willing to post such ridiculous things, and I'm not one of them. You just sound really stupid when you comment like that.

[tbrehz86]

@MrCalzilla ok mister. this is the next of the consecutive videos i had seen where the people speaking of the honey badger where obviously gay. i can speak four languages; fluently. i never implied that i do not like anyone. you created that implication. A: you caught me i am sooo racist and have a deep hatred for the honey badger. and B:a gay guy shot my pa..lol.