April 10, 2009: The Day in 100 Seconds

[RushRobinson2000]

But if you're not one of the white people outscoring these "niggers," then why are YOU talking shit? I mean, based on your comments, I'd say most "niggers" are smarter than you.

[RushRobinson2000]

And theres a lot of niggers out there more sucessful than you. Billy Merwin, you shut up.

[dmelkumo]

look fuckhead, saying the word nigger 20 times in 10 sentences tells a lot about your IQ, and more. For instance that you are extremely affraid of black people. Also that you channeling your fear to hate/anger. Fuckfaces like you 30 years ago were affraid of russians , therefore hating everything that had anything to do with them. you create nothing good in this world. you are the worst kind of human. your coward behavior suggest that u might be very miserable in life. fucking cock sucking bitch

[glaked23]

600M worth of CITI stock? lol let me try to estimate that. It was $27.35 at his peak so sense then it's fallen to it's current price $3.38. So that's about $23.97 lost per stock.

[dmelkumo]

I am disgusted to share the same planet with you, regardless of your IQ

[unthm87]

well that sucks for them, thats why education is so important i guess

[unthm87]

well yeah i happened to watch a culture in africa where woman are responsible for both housing and billing responsabilities and man only drink, they also mentioned if they work is normally to buy more wine, but thats not my point, my point is, not everybody within their own race follow their culture, it depends on the person.

[fucksatanism]

Niggers are the superior race.

[unthm87]

make things simple who is doing a better job, obama or bush?

[unthm87]

racismn = ignorance.

[freeteen7]

oh my god! im dying with laughter, seriously, THIS IS NEWS?! i sware these people get paid too much. pirates and square butts. this is what they talk about. WOW.

[noway27]

ahha the most productive newsday ever

[mrgerbeck]

Major media is trash. Even a compressed 100 second version of it is repetitive.

[PersonalJesus348]

People are losing their livelihoods and they're worried that a dog wouldn't be in the white house?!

the fuck?

[zbjordan23]

you must have missed that first part about the economy....

[Nihawmah]

Media will do anything to get our attention in stray from the real matters!

[poprockssuck87]

So.... slow news day, huh?

[fishhead06]

"Lots of reasons to be happy - it is Good Friday after all." Um, they day Jesus was tortured and executed? Yep, good times, there!

[CandaEH]

I KNOW RIGHT? I SAID THE EXACT SAME THING. I asked "Good Friday was the day he died not the day he was reborn right?" My Mom said "ya". Me: "WHY IS IT CALLED GOOD????!"

[ver506]

It's called "good" because Jesus' death was very good news for the human race. If you believe the Bible, we were absolutely fucked before Jesus died for our sins. That's why it's a GOOD Friday.

[extropian]

but all the 'good' things that happened came AFTER easter sunday, not the friday. So today is a good day, Jesus comes back and all. But calling the day he was crucified as good is just wrong, in other countries they call it holy friday or the day of mourning.

[ver506]

I get what you're saying, in that Jesus' death was bad. Because anyone's death is bad, that's common sense.

Don't get me wrong, i'm not a religious person. I'm one of the skeptics, believe me! But i'm trying to explain what the BIble says about the importance of jesus' death.

He was sent to earth, to die for "our" sins. His resurrection was God's thing, it wasn't so much for humans. We celebrate his resurrection, but his death was the priceless gift to humans. Again, i'm not religious...

[thatswhatisaidyeah]

You are totally fucked today too,,, Organized religion did a good job of making people delusional and taking them away from reality. So, if you are religiously brainwashed, I guess that is a blessing, as opposed to those who may have had to deal with the harsh REALITY of life in the past. But, in the end, you are still "fucked",and western civilization is now crumbling. Yep, that sounds pretty fucked to me...

[redafro]

so...100 secs to say that there was nothing. Damn...and I was waiting for this one.

[HabitualNightOwl]

American journalism is shameless.... fuck.

[messiahiar]

BOW... WOW... lol...

[Richardgwm]

I blame the parents.

[MooseOfReason]

"Things are also looking less bad."

0:21 - "Okay, you're smart. How are we doing?"

Hehehe.

[Karlfalcon]

Wow, I guess absolutely nothing happened today.

[squidb8]

Happy Easter Passover, where the bunny of death passes over the houses of those who properly prepared for this day by painting the blood of a lamb across the lentil and door post of our homes.

[fishhead06]

A lentil is a legume. A lintil is a part of a door frame.

[dejahthoris]

lintel is how the door frame is spelled

[WKaliberr]

another day passes, another day closer to death

[ver506]

Did u go "HAHAHAHAHA" after that comment?!!!! I'm sure they're doing their very best to get that man out of there alive! This has to be nerve-wrecking for those involved....i can't imagine!

[Uwiluz60]

Bob is looking younger since he quit the price is right !!!

[sierra0318]

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[domulys]

"... time to kick the pirate's butt ..."

that would have been funnier if butt had been replaced with "booty"

[HaloedG]

LOL, the US Navy thinks they're in some movie...what a bunch of cheapskates.

[dsgspm]

give the pirates ALOT of money, get the hostage back, help the african union install an accountable non-religious government in somalia, have that government track down the pirates. if not, hey, republicans, supply-side says money will trickle down from the pirates to the poverty stricken population. that means fewer immigrants to the US and fewer you can be racists towards. democrats, ditto. just replace "supply-side" with "stimulus"

[u2fanatic91]

Oh crap, i thought Barker was dead.

[eurohim]

It's a life boat right? They're surrounding by war ships right? Why not get a few snipers per bad guy and shoot them all at once?

[dejahthoris]

the life boat is covered - it's like a floating container.. great idea though!

[MovingShrapnel]

Looks like you called it dude.

[dogstar7]

Noticeably absent; phony FOX "issues":

Ombaba bow

Tea parties

Notre Dame & ASU

"FEMA Camps"???

No traction for red meat baiting.

[monalisasmiles4you]

Burger King is the spawn of SATAN.

0_0

[balbaldoodoo]

Think thats McDonald

[mike50333]

They're both his spawn, as is Bill Gates.

[Taino187]

Let me resovle this "pirate issue" please please please!!! Send me out there!!! =)

Alright folks heres the deal, These pirates are just scammers, extortionist, crooks!

You have to Con the Con-men...

Give them all the money they want, in COUNTERFEIT money, Get them to release the captain, Preferably at Sea...

Let them get away a bit.... Have a Predator Drone Flying in the sky and when they think they escaped.... Blow them out of the water with a Hellfire missle.

Problem solved. =]

[silversalvo]

"Alright folks heres the deal, These pirates are just scammers, extortionist, crooks!

You have to Con the Con-men..."

So what you're saying is that pirates are the bankers of the seas , right ?

[dejahthoris]

good idea!

[ver506]

There's a human life at risk here. If that was my da kidnapped by the "pirates" my hope would to get him back alive. If the pirates want money, give them money damn-it!!!

Getting the man out of there alive has to be #1 priority......

Man, the GOP sucks!!!!!!!

[3star2nr]

What do you want Obama to do suspend the government and fly to somalia to solve the pirate conflict?

Its one man and its already being handled by the FBI and 3 yes 3 US NAVY DESTROYERS.

[sameltoes]

Better make it 4....hahaha.

In the end, wont we just pay another group of pirates to kill THAT group of pirates? Thats kinda the protocol for most African relations yes? Choose 1 group of maniacs over another?

[SUSPENDEDKUFFAR]

they are not pirates; they are Islamic terrorist with boats and we are negotiating with them.

[SUSPENDEDKUFFAR]

They are not pirates; they are Islamic terrorist with boats and we are negotiating with them.