Ahmed & Salim | Ep. 2

[blood4snakebiteb253]

6 million = hollocaust

[NorwegianYognaught]

Pussy = barbie

[orel978]

Hi

Israelis created these videos

[DVDXD2]

0:52 lol the blood on the wall looks like Anarchy Logo...

[DVDXD2]

0:23

"It will be my honor"

=

"baa'ada "Medal of honor""

[koolcjc12]

Wow you fucking racist crackers u all should go back in time and go into a god Damn concentration camp ur humor is shit

[wildyknight]

so funny hahahahah rofl

[TheUtahChannel]

this is so racist

[ThingsOnAChair]

Great Guy=Golden Shower

[whiplashnote]

Did He Say CHILDREN OF BODOM at 0:38?

[TheNoisemore]

sabotaged my game = GameSpy

[brainbash1]

tough = Jack Bower

[snakefreak345]

Fucking retarded, it looks like a rip off of south park

[alonalon777]

@snakefreak345 LOOKS LIKE?

THIS IS SOUTH PARK STYLE....

[nilsepils94]

Went home = Banano splito, RIGHT... this is funny :P

[MultiWasd1]

holocaust= 6 milion

[StuntmanRafalPL]

bunny = bugs bunny XD

[BlackKro4]

wow=life lool

[Mitsulevski]

pussies = barbie lol

[TurboXtr3me]

golden shower= great guy rofl

[100computerkid]

THIS SUCKS DICK!!!

now that i got your attention!

THIS ROCKS!!!

[xXxJAMILMatloubxXx]

ks im il yhod

[TheGBAGameplay]

2:57 When he says But don't worry, you hear BOBBY MCFERRY xD

[Infam0usRage]

WHAT THE HELL?!?! THIS IS SO FUCKING RACIST YOU ASSHOLES!!! I want more.

[Frag2Gamers]

@Infam0usRage its just for fun come down

[DarqueMinato]

LOL bugs bunny

[MrEdlag]

pussies = barbie

[luigihero777]

2:52 he went home = heeto banana-splitto

[88awesomeface]

pussies=barbie

my god i'm arabic and i really would help em

[thereallose]

lol im muslim arab and i love these sure i find it racist but its good to laugh about yourself once in a while

[PsychoOfazxc3]

sir is dipstick

[DJSplaysh]

this is great, it's like an Isreali South Park :)

[LiEr482]

אינטיליגנטים: שייקספיר



[LiEr482]

KEEP : Aihzick

איחזיק חח

[pokemon777rocks]

on 2:25 he says holocast 

[WaRpat219g]

funny shit and entertaining

[redzicbrate]

anyone noticed the T-shirt of the Jew

WoW=life hahaha

[gabriel7037]

2:22 he said pintos... pintos is brazilian for d1cks o_O (i know that cuz im from brazil xD)

[CantBelikeit]

After watching a few episodes, I've "translated" some of the words.

Jack Bauer: tough

Justin Bieber: fag

Fudge: hi or yes

Banana: go

[MATTBOBVV]

0:22 the guy said prison rape.

[bizzlebizzle1994]

Not even Arabic. Again, douchery strikes and fails miserably.

[alonalon777]

@bizzlebizzle1994 its on purpose, i wonder how many people dont know that.

[TheGunNRose]

golden shower=great guy...noted.

[JANDAR69]

hey ahamed SALIM I WANKER AND PIKO 'PUSSY

[eiricm]

I am israely. I do not believe all muslims and arabs are terrorists. I am sure that there are extremists and racists in every country on earth. I know that Israel has not been perfect but neither have the countries of Islam. We both have had our share of mistakes but who cares? If we could justy put all these events behind us (and stop instructing kids to blow themselves up in subways for the honor of their religion and country) MAYBE WE COULD START SOME FORM OF PEACE...

[notverysuperdean]

@eiricm thanks for copying my comment... but still a nice message so pass it on all you like

[MrRiffNinja]

LMAO 2:37 "great guy"

he says golden shower xD lawl...

[zizo989]

This is so racist :)

[Kord228]

6 million = holocaust, Bad pun man, lol

[SurprsdPenguin]

No offense but why is everyone saying shit about these sketches. No ones ttrying to be offensive but acutally just get a laugh of stereotypical bullshit that people keep imagining.He's saying that people who think like this are stupid.

[LAMBOFKLDS3OODGOTRPD]

Wait... Why the fuck do they have the emirates flag in their living room when they aren't from emirates or some people might know it as dubai.. Can some one explain?

[mfarabcomedy]

Just to let u guys know this isnt arabic their talking lol

[TheDrazevnik]

respect - Aretha Franklin

[Oblivion272]

Great guy=Golden shower

[ahmedrazamughal]

Inteligent= shakespear

[vopo123]

6 million = holocausta xD

[PSYCHOGR20]

He said JAck Bauer 2 times if you listen carefully.......so Hillarious

[orcunbab]

golden shower

[TheAtheologian]

I am uncertain if I should be offended as a WoW player...

[Sylasas]

WoW=Life haghahaD:ASD:A:S:FAS:F:ASFD:AS­D:F:A:SDF:ASD:FA

[fenris526]

this is the worst episode of Southpark I've ever seen...

[ashutosh961989]

Haha...hillarious !!



[naveedlalkhan]

do the jew!

[MULTYvania007]

עינויים=סופר נני XD

[KazamaFan4]

@MULTYvania007 можно на английском?

[Only4Isro]

aha 1:33 Wow=Life hahah this is cool

[menschwiesollichheis]

no sense= no problems with zhis video :)

[IAmTheShadowOfDeath]

its this a real middileeast cartoon? cuzh this shits funny as hell lol!!!

[ReyemNeirda]

@IAmTheShadowOfDeath just webserie

[IAmTheShadowOfDeath]

@ReyemNeirda ????

[AzizaLaBelle]

Ahmad and Saleeem are my nefews...il-hamd-ul-illah

[dubpah]

ליוצרים של הסרטונים האלה, אתם גדולים, אין עליכם.

הסברה מעולה לעולם עם איזה חלאות אנחנו צריכים לנהל משא ומתן.

[MewetheKiwi]

israels best place on earth. just saying.

[ZeroForce001]

Errrr guys? We're fighting over a CARTOON...

[thegameulost]

@ZeroForce001

I find the irony endlessly hilarious.

[deividas56]

@Otohegal12 You take a cartoon way to seriously,don't like it don't watch,its only against terrorists,not Muslims.

[pintAdark]

@Otohegal12 but the cartoons funny. whats wrong with a muslim finding it funny too?! Its not poking fun at muslims, its poking fun at terrorists and religious fanatics. Also shows that kids are not born hating each other, but they learn it from other people as they grow up. Ahmed and Salim are two normal kids who like ice-cream and video games just like other kids around the world: they just happen to have a dad who is a terrorist. They can't avoid his influence.

[goshaix4]

haha pinzin kinzin and umray! avishai cohen songs

[rickyricardo21]

2:37 Great Guy = Golden Shower lol

[custom91911]

@rickyricardo21 lol

[Golemoid]

@Otohegal12 are you retarded or something? i didnt ask you about that, you stated that eating and getting laid is masochist, i question your logic

[Golemoid]

@Otohegal12 how is eating and getting laid considered masochist you dicko?

[Monislawa220]

LOL Pussy = Barbie

[DieOrientaler]

@TheNightIsYours screw you you gayo duck you you aré a fucking jew pussy dick wat you cum smoker cock pirate

[SUPERIRAQIII]

well i donot support he terroist in iraq so they didnot insult but terroist i hope they insult isreal too this would be more funny!

[notverysuperdean]

I am israely. I do not believe all muslims and arabs are terrorists. I am sure that there are extremists and racists in every country on earth. I know that Israel has not been perfect but neither have the countries of Islam. We both have had our share of mistakes but who cares? If we could justy put all these events behind us (and stop instructing kids to blow themselves up in subways for the honor of their religion and country) MAYBE WE COULD START SOME FORM OF PEACE...

[Voltimediawebsite]

@notverysuperdean smolani...

[TheCanser55]

@notverysuperdean man reallt not all i'm from egypt and i'm not terrorst ever

[laxis12]

@notverysuperdean you mispelled Israeli. and dean doesnt sound very israeli. Israeli names are more like Yuval, nir, roy, raphael, etc. u have a great point, but in our world, it will take a big compromise to reach.

[notverysuperdean]

@laxis12 actually it is simply a lesser known name. Dean means justice and judgment in hebrew. Of course reaching a compromise like that is insanely difficult. if it wasn't, it would have already been reached.

[DJFuego13]

@notverysuperdean yup your right Example KKK in the United Stats,

[ahmedrazamughal]

@notverysuperdean I am a muslim, and have the same thoughts dude. Let there be peace and love!! LOVE FROM PAKISTAN

[XtremeEnigmaFan2]

@ahmedrazamughal ahmed tum yahan bhi pohanch gaye :D... hahaha

[ahmedrazamughal]

@XtremeEnigmaFan2 main harjagah pe hun :D

[XtremeEnigmaFan2]

@ahmedrazamughal Lol :D

[jamalaron]

@notverysuperde First free Palestine.

[bywukime]

@jamalaron

Before we free palestine, Hamas should stop sending rockets at us

[Kord228]

@notverysuperdean And you do know this is a joke RIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT?

[MrTalabera]

@notverysuperdean that was so GAY!!!

[Grindsomeflour]

@MrTalabera your gay...

[TheBlackbeltjason]

@notverysuperdean and its already happpeing america and iraq are declaring a ceasefire

[Teimaninja]

children of bodom

lolollo

[CheezChad]

holocoast = 6 million...

LOL

[Charbel0389]

@JudithStone God Bless you my friend! It's through people like you that we can achieve real peace with Israel! But too bad that very few people like you exist!

[acoolgamertag1]

2:44 Suffer = Super Nanny XD

[GoGreen1285]

כל האנשים שאומרים שזה לא טוב, הם תפשים מאוד. אם אתם יכולים לקרא את זה, אגודל למאלה!

[hioshoka]

goblok

[SenshiofMars]

LOL

Listen for "dipstick" at 0:25.

[SuperKerien]

i am a jue and this is funnnyyyy



[iTroll69G]

holocousta pintos.

6 million RIP.

[forgottenmemories63]

Either way, I love these Videos, Fucking Hilarious =)

[Daveissa87]

@forgottenmemories63 WRONG! Israel is the most hated nation in the world.

[meyerm2y]

@Omarh96 fuck you son of a bitch

[JugglerBean]

Hehe, this is funny. 

[oraelv]

0:39 hh What no!!

[Omarh96]

israel soldiers are the ones who are shooting innocent 10 year old children point blanc in the middle of their gardens, israelis are the ones who are constantly ruining innocent peoples lives. and what gets me pissed of the most is the fact that if you insult israel, your branded a racist and and anti semi.

anti semi = not sitting on isreals dick!!!!

.

[gkidcj]

@Omarh96 why wont you just stfu, it has NOTHING to do with this awesome vid, so stop crying and talk with a psychologic cause youre a psycho

[forgottenmemories63]

@Omarh96 LOL Your so called Innocent 10 Year old had a Fucking BOMB strapped over his back RETARD.

The World won't believe in those Fake Tears by Palestinians anymore, we all know who is right, Israel or Palestine, If you say Jews are the problem, show me one more place in the World where Jews are hated, if I say Muslims are the Problem, I can show you 100 more places over the Globe where Muslims are the cause of the problems and are hated by almost everyone because of their Intolerance...

[voxmortem46]

@forgottenmemories63 Jews are hated all around the world actually. They're hated all over the Muslim world for occupation of Palestinian territory...and now, even by the American tax-payer.

But you are right. Muslims are hated too, and for valid reasons.

[iMaDeMoN2012]

@voxmortem46 Oh shut the fuck up, faggot. All the nations in the region Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Israel and Iraq were all formed in 1930-1940s after the fall of the Ottoman empire. Jews have lived in the area for thousands of years and have every right to form a nation like all the rest in the region. These Arabs are just racist that don't want any non-Arab, non-Muslims in their region. Israel is the most free nation in region but is under constant threat of total war by Muslim supremacist.

[ayobabukhadra]

@iMaDeMoN2012 u know its not free u dick head recsiem is all over the country u moron

[iMaDeMoN2012]

@ayobabukhadra If you spelled racism correctly, then maybe I would believe you. recsiem means nothing. Its a non-word. Lawyers often use non-words to protect themselves from the liability. If I say 'yep-er-doodle' that does not actually mean 'yes', I would not be verbally bound to any of contract. Use real words.

[krazykelley092]

@ayobabukhadra And Iran, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, and Jordan aren't full of racists?

[Charbel0389]

@krazykelley092 Wash your mouth before talking about Lebanon Bitch?

[krazykelley092]

@Charbel0389 Interesting question. Not sure what your asking. However, if you're TELLING me to wash my mouth out before I talk about Lebabon, I have this to say: speaking that sorry excuse for a countries name isn't worth my breath.

[Charbel0389]

@krazykelley092 OK! so, if it's not worth your breath don't pronounce its name in the first place! Trust me Israel has also lots of racists who despise us in every way and who destroyed our houses on the heads of the children and women during Lebanon War 2006. I'm not defending Hezbollah. I hate them. But you were mistaking Hezbollah fighters with our innocent civilians! Shame on you! I'm sure you're proud of having your hands full of innocent blood! The only ones I respect in Israel is the Left

[krazykelley092]

@Charbel0389 A: Every country has racists, Israel included. I never argued this. B: I'm not an Israeli. Nor am I a Jew. But I do support the state of Israel, mainly because they've been regularly attacked for no reason since their founding.

[Charbel0389]

@krazykelley092 Ahhhh poor girl!! You have a right cause!! Poor israelis are being slaughtered daily and in mass, their houses are being demolished by bulldozers, they are being driven out of their lands!! Poor Israel, how can it defend itself? It's fighting for the last man, people are starting to eat each other from famine, and terrorists and rockets are tearing the country apart from North to South! There are even rumors of a second holocaust!! WAKE UP BIIIITCHHH!

[krazykelley092]

@Charbel0389 Wow. Calling me a girl and ranting about a second Holocaust. That's a good, reasonable way to make an argument. I think you may have changed my position on the issue. Dumbass.

[Omarh96]

ALL ISRAELIS ARE JEWS!!!!!! BUT NOT ALL JEWS ARE ISRAELIS!!!!!! bloody israeli cunts

[xXXxXVERXxXXx]

@Omarh96 STFU You son of a bitch you fucking racist homo not all jews are hating like me thousands of others!!

if you speak about jews TOTAL then FUCK YOU.

[awddwas]

@Omarh96 shut up and die already

[JGamdi]

WATCH THIS GUYS on youtube "israeli soldier catch arab terrorist(he dance on haer)funny" look how the FILTHY ISRAELIS army do to the women .. I wish all the people who lough on this videos will be the VICTIM oneday of the JEWS .. and the same happened to you .. ISRAEL people want to depict the arab as they are fool in order to show the wold they have the right to kill more ARAB.. GOD DAMN ISRAEL

[tt555ster]

your*

[tt555ster]

as u know, we europeans and the jews are stronger from hilarious race.

[tt555ster]

shut up arabic cunts

[wese11111111]

idiots like jews think this is funny

[sesshy34]

@wese11111111 This is the BEST Animated Series ever ! Love it <3

xDDD Super Hilarious Shit !

[michael96412]

lol this is dang funny XD!

[260191894]

Sarcasm is the best way to fight fear.

[metalicasbasist]

banana-splito = he went home xD

[naveedlalkhan]

LOL no wonder hitler liked the jews, they were born funny

[freerun4fun]

@naveedlalkhan hitler liked jews?so why the killed 6 million of them?cause he liked them?geonious

[MrRpgmakerkid]

@freerun4fun there are some supid people in this world dont mind him

[hadieandgriffin]

ok i am a muslim.. i am completly against the terrorists but this cartoon is funny shit

[MassGogo]

6 million pionts in Guiter Hero = "holocautsa" :S 2:24

[kevyster]

@MassGogo Get a Life. The points had nothing to do with the Holocaust. It was to show how good they were at Guitar Hero. Besides if this vid was anti-semitic, why did it have the two Arab kids befriending the Jewish kid over Guitar Hero game?

[MassGogo]

@kevyster i don't think this vidio is anti-semic... i love achmed at salim! i'm from israel and im Jewish. It made me laugh! (they did say "holocausat" for 6 million pionts, i dont REALLY CARE)

[kevyster]

@MassGogo well, I don't think the six miillion points was intended to trival the Holocaust. It sounds like they're speaking pig latin in this video "Tortute the Hostage=Super Nanny". Anyway, I'm American, White and Christian and I found both this, the spoof of Friends- that will teach them to build a Mosque at ground zero,lol, their Father turns into Rabbi, bombing the bus their dad told them NOT to, and the Christmas/Adam Sandler holiday one funny as Hell.

[getafack]

wow=life xDDDD

[silsilafan]

Salim is a female in this video rite ? but salim is a male name :-/

[adiliqueen]

Ahmed & Salim is the terrorist version of southpark!

[gomobo2232]

The Israeli regime has reached such a level of barbarism and lunacy that this is all they have left: Cartoons. Unfortunately, it won't succeed in diverting attention from the realities of their atrocious actions.

[Shnorkel]

@gomobo2232 aw shut the hell up this is comedy, not political BS.

[noamroth82]

WoW = life!

ROFL!!!!

[israeldgod17]

hollo caust=6 million points

great guy=golden shower

XDDDD

[jeranemoXD]

@israeldgod17

TORTURE THE HOSTAGE=SUPER NANNY

[israeldgod17]

@jeranemoXD hhhhhh nice!XD

[1nevoc]

So Funny!!!

[Prowler1]

"baadel medal of honor deep stick"

hahahahaah

[godofdead2]

@decaalv in an intervew the creators of the show telld that the terorist in this show are not speaking arabic they are speaking gibrish like

bill gates and mahshev = computer

lady gaga = gay (lol)

but moastly they are saying difrent langugice in the sentinses

its not igsagtaly gibrish its multipule langueges

[tarobe64]

brilliant

[eviatark2]

@decaalv They talk a mix from like 8 languages from them: hebrew, arabic, english, spanish, french and some more.

[cf182]

6 milion- holocausto XDD

[MoJeMmed]

lol I go rape a bunch of 10-year-olds :)))

[Boromir26]

@decaalv well that's because they aren;'t talking in any language man! its all gibbersih, nonsens words put together from english, hebrew, names places, stuff... funny as hell