Roseanne Gets High

[lamrimeater]

I LOVE THIS!

[Tatiusca]

Lmaaaaaaoo.. I love Jackie..

[bigpyro1618]

Jackie chilling in the tub is the best. "Is this the sink am I shrinking?!"

[shinriley]

When I first saw this episode with my sister, we were in tears when we heard a voice say "Nobody loves me". This has to be one of the most funniest episodes on TV, period.

[bernlin2000]

Lol, I can't believe they allowed this on TV...it's exactly how people act when they're on pot...I don't think you can act that without knowing firsthand :-P

[o0converge0o]

this shit was on NICK AT NITE!!!???!!!

[TheGoalSetter]

The funniest thing is the Nick@Nite logo...lots of kids learned how cool pot is.

[TheGoalSetter]

Are those fatties still alive?

[Admercial]

I swear I thought the fuzziness of the video was smoke at first.

[anthonysob4]

I DONT LIKE IT ANYTIME!!

[1978angiepooh]

TOO FUNNY. (IS THIS THE SINK? AM I SHRINKING?)

BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS.

[Salmoore1]

Just me and my ganja :)

[Sexandrugful]

this is so classic lol :D

[jas16899]

this shows is and liberal propaganda trine 2 make u smoke pot but dont doo it it really will kill your brain cells. my friend smoked a pot and hes dead now please think about the childrens

[riotgrrl67]

@jas16899 My god I hope you're kidding.

[jas16899]

@riotgrrl67 Yeah I was. Do you actually like riotgrrl music? (L7, Bikini kill)?

[riotgrrl67]

@jas16899 Yes. L7 is one of my favorites.

[TheStormcrow22]

@jas16899 You spelled trying wrong, do has only one "o", "hes", "dont", and "shows" requires an apostrophe, and "childrens" is used improperly. Now if you smoked pot, these simple errors could've been avoided. So, toke up and enjoy the "liberal propaganda. :-)

[1978angiepooh]

@jas16899

it is a comedy show, if you listen, this is showing people the aftermath of smoking it. GET A SENSE OF HUMOR!!

[123ericksilva]

@1978angiepooh

foreal... :P

why are people talking shit -.-

[1978angiepooh]

@123ericksilva

you have to admit this is funny. i have never smoked pot, but, i have seen the way some act after smoking it. and that is why i think it is so funny.

[Supernaturalrocks7]

This show gets me all the time lol!!! My top 10:)

[smb1998er]

love the show

[GooGooFoGaga]

Deeeeeeeejaaaaaaay

[GooGooFoGaga]

Oh my fucking god I never thought I could watch this again!!!!!!!!!

Just me......just me and my........

[CarsInsider]

IS THIS THE SINK, AM I SHRINKING!?!?!?! 0.o

Best Jackie quote ever.

[pocketsizedbeauty]

you know what that is?!  lol

[bellaandzoe1]

this show Never gets old

[EmmyThaDecepticon]

Holy crap people, who cares about liberals and legalization. Just watch the freaking show.

[lostindiancamp]

This and when the relative died and Jackie has to call her aunt. That was so funny.

[chrisisvacant]

@lostindiancamp Dad's dead. DAD's DEAD. DAD IS DEAD. DAD. HE PASSED AWAY. HE PASSED AWAY. HE'S FINE, HE SENDS HIS LOVE.

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[blossomrosas]

imooo this is too funny hahahah

[angusyoung15]

happy 420.

[UninflatedDevil462]

IS THIS THE SINK AM I SHRINKING?!?

[tangram108]

holy shit, this is in RoseAnne???? I thought she was like an anti-pot liberal bitch.

[Aislan4414]

@tangram108 Liberal's are usually a little more likely to vote for legalization.

[rainydaze1212]

@tangram108 Uhhhhh...legalization of pot is a liberal cause. And yes, she is very liberal.

[tangram108]

@rainydaze1212 Legalization of pot is NOT a liberal cause. I know just as many conservatives as I do liberals that support legalization of pot. I also know just as many conservatives as liberals that are against legalization of pot.

RoseAnne just always struck me as a moron.

[rainydaze1212]

@tangram108 Actually, it is a liberal cause...sure there are people on both sides of the issue from each party, but if you look outside your own narrow experience and into trends throughout the entire nation...you will see that a much higher percentage of liberals are for legalization than conservatives. Pretty much just look at any poll...ever.

[tangram108]

@rainydaze1212 Objections notwithstanding, let's accept that as truth. Then I was mistaken. RoseAnne stuck me as a complete liberal moron. The complete liberal morons are against legalization of pot because it's bad for you. That's what all the propaganda says. Glad to see that there was something worth watching during this horrible show. 

[faithfan98]

Ganja sorry but what is it my mind is drawing a blank

[faithfan98]

Omg is this the sink am i shrinking i loves it and umm whats a gonja or whatever jackie said

[faithfan98]

haha jackie iss sooo funnny

[UnionKid15]

haha thanks a lot for posting this.

[live4lifee77]

Hahaha the jig is up!

[mmshortfuse]

Roseannes the best so much like my we seem to be on the same train of thought

[Bitchlen07Shitlen]

DEEEEEEEEEEJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY­YY

[Bitchlen07Shitlen]

Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?

[horsesaremylife31899]

2:46 It's just me and my ganja 

[dollycarcass]

"Its just me and my ganja"

XD

[eastnash40]

i could watch this over and over and over, hysterical!!!!

[eastnash40]

@eastnash40 Forgot to say "my fav part was "Is this the sink, am i shrinking" LOL

[FlyBikes089]

lol

[Kylekorversgirl88]

WHAT DO YOU WANT DJ?!

[NormaDesmond1000]

Oooooh, BIRDS! BIRDS! BIRDS!!! LOLOLOLOL

[thansen872]

@NormaDesmond1000 That is my favorite part too, and after Dan stands up hes still twitches!!  EPIC!!

[marshmallowich]

i got nuttin its just me its just me and my ganja

[tylertyler82]

I quit smoking pot a while ago but this is hilarious- glad i'm not bitter about it

[hoosierdaddyinsfca]

This is my favorite episode of Roseanne!!!!!!!!!!!

[UselessAngelWingz]

Nobody loves me hahahaha Roseannes face!

[ilovelucyfan72]

I've seen it at least ten times & I crack up every time, my favorite episode!



[bishoppx]

Is this the sink, am I shrinking?!

[gameshowluvr86]

I SO wanna get high with Dan and Roseanne...

[MsMollyjane]

the best skit of the show.. love it

[MariaMontano79]

This is my FAVORITE episode of Roseanne ever! I could watch this over and over again! :)

[rsflutterby]

I know...It's so much more fun when you smoke for the first time.

[str8blast3d]

i remember when getting high felt like dat !

[mrsmjforlife]

i love this episode !!!

[Lordgeek4]

I love this episode I watch this video when high.

[671rAsTaGuAmBoI4LyPh]

a television show about me getting high wouldn't be nearly as interesting as this skit...

it'd just be me sitting on my computer using 'stumble upon' and eating sun chips

[LemonG08]

LOL Im so high this is just too funny

[Tonetare]

Anybody see Darlene from Roseanne on this new show like The View called the Talk that just premiered. The show's hosts are Sharon Osbourne, Leah Remini, Holly Robinson Pete, and some other widely known actresses. That's going to be a feisty one! Lmfao!

[hijinx1979]

@Tonetare yea its one of my faves and sara is fring hott.

[bshaist]

My all time fav episode!!! SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[InsaneXela]

Is this the sink...AM i shrinking?!

bahaha lovee it:D

[Scathe8000]

Did I just say that sentence out loud?

[Duggysgurl]

@Scathe8000 i wonder that all the time when im high lol

[Chilling10680]

@Duggysgurl same here

[spnshkid05]

best scene on television ever!

[T0x0Talt]

You are the most wonderful, beautiful, sexy... you know, thing.

[kc5cxu]

HI i love this show if you dont like it get off.

[negativefuckhead]

@kc5cxu

Fuck off. lol

[negativefuckhead]

BARR IS FAT PIECE OF SHIT! LOL! FUCK! lol

[kitkatt24]

A little side note...this happen after Jackie had sex with Fred. Two episodes later Jackie finds out she pregnant from the one night stand with Fred. Which mean Jackie smoked pot when she was pregnant.

[negativefuckhead]

@kitkatt24

Who gives a fuck, this show SUCKS! LOL! Fuck.....lol

[yopeterman]

@negativefuckhead you fucking suck

[AFVfan1]

ooh BIRDS! BIRDS BIRDS!

ROFLMAO! XD

[slipsoulz]

This is my all-time fav. 5 min. of television in the entire 34 yrs. of my life!!!!!!!!

This may sound sad, but it isn't...

I have never laughed so hard in my entire life!!!!

This clip has brought me thru so many sad times in my life...

Just because it made me laugh so hard...

[fabricatedfear]

I've always wanted to spoke pot.

[darkrainone]

this show is the epitome of fucking white trash

[LostGreying]

HAHAAHHAHAHAHA

[marshmallowich]

Is this the sink am I shrinking? lol

[MaximoMachismo]

WOWOWUBBZY

[lordkromdar]

hahah and to think this shit was aired on nick at nite

[hoosierdaddyinsfca]

I bet this how we got fat!!!!!!

[Morphine7548]

"The Jig Is Up!"

"Deeee Jayyy

Dee Jayyyyy

Dee Jayy

Ever Notice How Weird That Sounds"

Haha. XD

[SukiTien]

"Well, say he falls down, you know, and he breaks one of his organs and then he needs a transplant from me, but I can give him any of mine because they're all full of pot!"

[TeamJacobNewMoon]

@DCshirley Well, where I come from we don't call it that okay? We call it bud. So just shut the fuck up.

[MoonLightS27]

I love this episode they act really funny after getting high

[companyof8]

best.show.ever.

they don't make tv like this anymore.

[TheJedimaster6788]

Agree with you on that! I love roseanne! I have every season, every episode on my computer! I LOVE roseanne

[mthivier]

It was a very different time...there was a war going on, everything was just a lot more fun. LOL

[MandaMiichelle]

Nobody loves meeee... lmao! " I dont even know where I sent my kid."

[kittykissychrissy1]

THE JIG IS UP XD

[onejqueen]

gotta love roseanne

[TwitardGirl]

"Is this the sink, am I shrinking!?" <-- Best. Quote. Ever.

[PLURadelphia]

this is by far one of the best tv sitcom episodes of all time

[kljMN2]

"I want that pudding pop and I'll tear off your arm to get it"

"That would suck."

LOL

[KaylaConfusion16]

yes we were dan..but that was a very different time..i mean their was a war going on..and you know everything was just alot more fun! hahah

[NnysSexyAssistant]

. . . .Roseanne is the most awesome women in the world. She controls the gates to oblivion. She decides whether you go to hell or not. If you make her mad she shall send thee to their doom. . . .

Lol, But seriously; I love this scene. I find it HILARIOUS! Roseanne and her witty sarcastic remarks are what makes me laugh..but seeing her high is just gold! lol!

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

...There's no eggs left?

[menchiiscute1]

Haha this was so funny, I loved it ! <3 Makes me want to get high with my boyfriend even though neither of us do it anymore, but I still know he would want to at least once again just for fun <3

[cherylandscott2001]

this one cracks me up every time i watch it!!

[markbrunelle95]

Is this the sink!?! Am I shrinking?!? ahahaha.

[TrixieRix]

What is it about being drunk or high that you're never quite sure you are at 1st?

[iiloveyyou1]

Jackie: "You Know What That Is!?!"

Rosie: "You're Ain't Gonna Knock On Us Are Ya?"

Jackie: "What The Hell Are You Doing??? You're Rolling A Joint After Yelling At David For Bringing Pot In The House? & You're Using The Coffee Table Mom Gave You? AND YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG! " XD

Epic. It Made Me Laugh SO Hard. Jackie's The Best! :D

[KroniKKidZ28]

This will be me in 20 years

[Gabbyxxzz]

the jig is up!

d j d j ever notice how werid that sounds

what you want dj?!

[itsmillertime86]

Awesome! Also, Norm macdonald was a story editor for this episode.

[girlytubegirl]

is this the sink am i shirking lol

[sysvjbjr]

"you're doing it all wrong!"

[kittykissychrissy1]

Is this the sink am i shrinking XD

[TeamJacobNewMoon]

What the hell is a ganja? lol.

[DCshirley]

@TeamJacobNewMoon Its marijuana/pot you newb!

[weathered79]

this isn't what being high is like

[LALABABYMAMA]

maybe this is how we got "FAT" i adore this women !

[walshy2089]

deeejaaaay lol

[GRD31u]

Oh man, I remember watching this before I ever smoked weed and thought it was funny, but now after having smoked for 3 years I get everything that's going on with them and it is so much funnier. It's like laughing at yourself.

[xViciousVixenx]

roseanne would def be one lady id love to get high with.

[ItaSasu96]

Jackie is so funny! XD AHHAHAHA!

[angelofdeathx9]

what is the name of this episode?

[djgras25]

I can not get tired of this scene. lol It's halarious and they're just so convincing. lol :)

[ReadDoug]

halarious!!

[LemonLover2000]

This is a really funny scene. :]

[tpeasetiger]

Hahaha, oh man.

[TornadoWarrior]

OMG, this is the best skit they ever did besides Jackie on the phone.

[AngelVomit26]

@TornadoWarrior I couldn't agree more. I always repeat that sketch for my mom...

[SoyLauren]

"say he falls down and he breaks one of his organs, and he needs a transplant from me, ya know, but i cant give him any of my organs because they're all full of pot!"

hahah <3this show!

[soontobemrsjg]

"Did I just say that sentence out loud?" Oh, I have so been there.....

[zzzzdreamzzz]

you can totally tell dan stuck his face in the towel to not laugh when she said "what do you want dj?!!"

[imflyinn]

freakin hilarious

[imflyinn]

freakin hilarious

[imflyinn]

freakin hilarious

[anaberryfirewall]

aha being a kid an seeing this i had no idea what they were doing now i look back aha very funny!

[jar109756]

this is great acting. especially dan at the beginning when he's so anxious while she's rolling it. i do the EXACT same thing haha.

[jar109756]

i was really impressed by this acting. especially at dan when he acts really anxious when she starts rolling it. im the EXACT same way

[jar109756]

i was so impressed by this acting. especially at dan when he acts so anxious when she starts to roll it. i do the EXACT same thing.

[spinemelter2000]

I'm a representative of the Parents Television Council, and find this highly offensive. I'm going to file a lawsuit with the FCC because my children might see it and it might be bad for this.

I'm just kidding. I don't like the PTC, and this episode looks really funny.

[amcfan100]

@spinemelter2000 Don't watch it

[greyshouse625]

@spinemelter2000 wow, way to be a buzzkill

[pinkknt]

I think this show, shows how being high is the most realisticly out of all the shows I've seen.

[CheatingSoi]

@pinkknt Precisely what i was thinking. Everything they do is exactly what happens when your high. I also like that the tables have turned and its the parents trying not to get caught by their children.

[luvrip4life]

is jackie pregnant there? it looks like it

[boomingpearl]

in real life yes

in show no

[luvrip4life]

oh that makes sense

[DoubleTalkingJive]

@luvrip4life The actress was in real life, but it wasn't worked into the show's storylines yet. So for the time being they hid her pregnancy, as you can see in the beginning of the video when she walks into the living room holding a big comforter in front of her stomach.

[Quicksliver6]

nobody loves me

[DJkkrown]

"just me and my ganja." hahaha

[AngelVomit26]

@DJkkrown I wonder if Rosanne was supposed to be laughing that hard after Jackie says that.....

[TornadoWarrior]

@AngelVomit26 Prolly not but it was to funny not to laugh. lol

[RicePudden]

"you know what that is!!!!!"

[Straight4Edge]

3:02 hahahaha now thats great acting, by all members of the roseanne crew..NO TELLING HOW MANY TIMES THEY HAD TO SAY CUT!!!!! DEEEEEEEE JAAAAAAAAYYYY......

[gcharlottefan1]

haha, she was hilarious when she yelled!! :D

[halfpint2412]

you guys are funny and you guys are dume i saw when darlene and david getting married

[scolesteven1]

Favorite Roseanne clip ever. They honestly seem so realistically stoned.

@ hahahahahaha at the comment below me.

[alchemist889]

I'm laughing, at you or with you depends on how serious you were.

[rockergurll1]

ur an idiot

[HalidirX]

STFU

[greyshouse625]

@patsaxon ok, i hate people like you. you are the kind of person that believes its soooo dangerous, and u wanna know how many people have been reported dying from marijuana... ZERO! it is impossible to OD on marijuana. so just be quiet if you dont know what your talking about. You also need to get a sense of humor, its just supposed to make you laugh, not promote anything, so like i said, shut up if you dont know what your talking about

[kittykissychrissy1]

@greyshouse625 DAMN STRAIGHT,YOU TELL EM

[sailormoonpricess14]

@patsaxon hey!...u can insult me u can insult kids but u cannot insult roseanne and the gang!!! children has nothing to do with this joy killer so i suggest u dont watch these kinda shows if u dont like wats in them u got me cause this is my joy for my life till i can have a life of my own and yes u can say im a loser which i am so no need for ur opinion its not like i give a damn abt wat u say! shut up saitin! lol!

[weazyweaze]

you fucking idiot!!! MORE innocent people have died in the name of RELIGION and LAW than marijuana! your stuck on an old program if you still believe its lethal. . .ZERO DEATHS can be attributed to MARIJUANA. . . .evolve your mind or stay in a hole and rot! peace