Logan's First Cigarette

[spizec]

He was basically a compulsive liar just trying to fit in. Everyone hated the guy cause he always lied about shit he never had.

[spizec]

BUHAHAHA When I was in culinary school, we had new students cause of the new semester. On our brakes we would go out and have a smoke and one of the new students came out and asked me for one. I asked him how long he's been smoking for, he told me he was a chain smoker for years and used to smoke 2 packs a day. So I thought damn this guy is fucking rough. This jackass picks up the cigarette and lights it like this moron in the video. Also he would smoke it like a cigar and wouldn't finish it.

[james14838]

looks likea a gay porn vid first

[pepepoo9]

See kids this is what happens when u are reckless with your scissor usage

[insanemaggot11]

look at all these comments with ppl fighting over cigarettes... smh. -_-

[UDSMxCYLDE]

Lights wrong end...

Dies

[Rebelpride96ify]

Why the fuck did I watch that shit

[DubstepAtoZ]

Probably slipped and fell on those scissors you threw on the floor...

[fourtwentysam]

Ima start throwing my siccors likethat

[MrBeersgood]

Thanks for putting up the scissors son......now go pick them bitches up!

[SlimySnail44]

what is the end song? xD

[Alekx]

Actor 2: Scissors.

Haha.

[ShaoLinYuWuDang]

your not supposed to eat them.

[Bridgette15]

dumbass.

[MrSishirpeyyeti]

@Bridgette15 true that.

[masterjosh666]

okkkk that was fucking retarded

[OdddSelenaGomez]

holy shit youre just a faggot for smoking lights you fucking pussy.

[RyanRogers100]

@OdddSelenaGomez he's a pussy cuz he smokes lites.... really? ur the fag

[OdddSelenaGomez]

@RyanRogers100 hahaha yea youre a fucking pussy if you smoke lights....anyone who does is ither a woman or a faggot.....you fucking homo. eat a dick.

[RyanRogers100]

@OdddSelenaGomez 1st i don't smoke you lil hill billy 2nd go drink your 21 beers you got and fondle your farm animals

[OdddSelenaGomez]

@RyanRogers100 yea you don't smoke cause you're a fucking pussy and a faggot. How am I a hill billy? Hahahahaha. Getting mad?

[RyanRogers100]

@OdddSelenaGomez are you a she cuz if u are a dude with that name yeah your the fag. how old are you? you gotta be 14 15 cuz who calls another dude a pussy cuz he smokes lites so whos the one thats mad? not me lil buddy cuz im not on youtube calling ppl pussy's cuz they smoke lites but thats ok thats what hill billy rednecks do but you wrote alil to much to me you should save that time and look at your emails or some shit cuz who ever house you broke into to use there computer will be home soon

[OdddSelenaGomez]

@RyanRogers100 You must be getting mad, hahaha. Way to put alot of effort into that response. Hahaha.

PS - you smoke lites...you're a fag. You fucking fag.

[RyanRogers100]

@OdddSelenaGomez yeah u 15 so on that note get some balls

[OdddSelenaGomez]

@RyanRogers100 "yeah u 15" jesus christ comming from the guy who's calling my a hill billy and you can't even spell right. Fucking dip shit.

.....lites are still for faggots...and youre a faggot..hahaha

[ianator52]

@OdddSelenaGomez who said theyre even his?

[OdddSelenaGomez]

@ianator52 who evers their are...they're gay....

[savage4312]

he looks like drake bell

[chivasis4life]

that song goes hard haha

[MinnesotaThrasher]

i have the same lighter.

[Fragem420]

i bet he smokes packs a day now

[MyBlackmagic666]

funny how he chucks the scissors away

[MrOwnagecookie]

no just no

[58gig1]

what song is that ?

[StorageofTheCold]

well that was shit...

[cdjrulz4ever]

a fuck off you christian wanker!

[Gem12348]

Fag!

[TERRORCAR]

I hope those aren't Marlboro 100's. Probably got em off your mom didn't you?

[ATAdude666]

@TERRORCAR marlboro light 100's sir.... and im certain he did

[DJizzleDrizzle]

@TERRORCAR Thems shorts. lights, or golds as they have to be called now

[spizec]

@TERRORCAR Camel Wides, nukkuh!

[lilbigbrow]

HUH?

[TheLoganMooreProjekt]

Damn. It's been three years since I posted this retarded video..... I can't believe it has almost 43,000 views.

[BobRyderMusic]

kso WTF?

[crazyman567]

i dont get this this video at all. wtf

[NightClash909]

Yes, of course you should put the lit end in your mouth....

[KillerChipmunk7]

hey i hav that cage in the bak lol!

[syfenx]

that was a great place to return the scissors

[Marklyu2]

lol... btw light it in your mouth

[32fsas]

why u gonna put the cherry in ur mouth damn dude if ur gonna smoke at least do it right

[jas9946]

this is the stupidest video ever... even a 5 year old would know that you dont smoke the end that is light. Smoking is bad, but this video is worse.

[stevehatler]

he was going to put the cherry in his mouth

[onstageagain]

Go to the toilet to take a crap, smoking worst than a fresh crap. Laguna Ca, is the 1st city in Orange County to prohibit smokers lighting up on home patios.

City Council Wed gave approval to a amendment to its smoking ordinance, it prohibits smoking on patios & balconies. New law, will go into effect in 30 days, applies whether the patios r- open or enclosed, residents r- allowed to smoke on enclosed patios if patio windows & doors r- shut.

[32fsas]

@onstageagain so what if im smokin a doobie out on the deck are people gonna complain then? god damn when are people gonna learn that even if its a "law" people are still gonna do it. by the time someone reported you the smell and evidence would be long gone so theres some more wasted taxpayers money down the drain for a stupid ass law. ill blow the shit straight in ur face and tell u to go to hell

[onstageagain]

@32fsas Don't ask me the question doper... I didn't make the law... your kicking the messenger. I doubt your balls would be as inflated as they are on this comment page if you went to visit. After about 5 min of paying fines. You'd give in... as I did. You might convince your girlfriends your packing a soup can full of tough balls, I've been in the locker rooms , I've played a little sports my self. As for blowing any shit in my face... trust me, that wouldn't happen.

[4everhorserider]

fuckin retard. how do u not know how to smoke!?

logan : "OH HEY LOOK ITS A CIGARETTE. HMMMMM ITS MY FIRST TIME I THINK I SHOULD JUST TRY IT ON MY OWN -- HMMMMM THIS FIRE LOOKS TASTY :P

[TheAdiBullet]

Cigarettes kill, you should smoke weed

[SkateChannel13]

@TheAdiBullet Weed doesnt kill but it has effects trust me i know people that went to rehab for that shit.

[32fsas]

@SkateChannel13 i have a job,car,money girlfriend yada yada and i still get higher than a kite every day its how you use the effect it has on you. if you use it to be creative (guitar for me) or artistic then thats a good thing but when you treat it as a "drug" and create this fake dependency on the "feeling" then thats when you need help. so i think your stupid for not smoking weed. idc if its illegal and considered a "drug" its a plant with no additives.Trust you? i think not

[SkateChannel13]

@32fsas True, but some people get Addicted to weed easily. And some dont at all ya know??. Its like with Cigars i guess my dad smokes one every now and then. And hes fine hes worked out his entire life. So yeah your right Weed really isnt a bad thing its just the way people think of it. Is it a drug? YES, but is it harmful as most drugs NO.

[32fsas]

@SkateChannel13 HEY thanks for not being a dick about it. but i would try just about anything else besides meth and heroine ONCE and only ONCE because i can be like "hey i dont like this shit" and put it down. some people only do drugs socially and that can lead to addiction in the end. some people feel forced to do them by peer pressure or someone being a bully ive seen a kid get bullyed into doing coke once i was trippin mushrooms too had a bad trip and ive never did them since

[SkateChannel13]

@32fsas Yeah for sure, Weed shoukd be legalized in my eyes. It would make shit better we could tax it and that would hopefully calm down the Drug Cartels by alot. Yeah i have heard some crazy ass stories about friends forcing friends into doing Angel Dust!!!!

[32fsas]

@SkateChannel13 also saw a garden hose crawl into a hole no shit thats the only thing i can remember from trippin my friend went blind for a little while on shrooms. they are bad! its just poisoning yourself is really all it is

[SkateChannel13]

@32fsas Thats some scary shit!

[32fsas]

@SkateChannel13 well it was more like WTF!! than scary im sure if i saw it sober i would be freakin out though

[SkateChannel13]

@32fsas ahah Yeah.

[Gemmmmaaaaaaa]

Lmfao :D

[GiveMeBass93]

lol my mate put a rollie the wrong way round his first time XD

[videosrock508]

@zigmia

bob marley died from melanoma that spread throughout his body partly caused by a toe injury that he got playing football when he was younger, although he loved weed (i can relate), he didnt die from it dumbass

[mfarmakas17]

@zigamia no one has ever died from smoking weed, there are no deaths directly related to smoking weed, not even long term use

[SkateChannel13]

@mfarmakas17 Yeah but i know people who smoked weed that grew up with there Lung`s hurting and not being able to breathe while working out. Smoking anything isnt good

[mfarmakas17]

@zigamia whaaat??? ur crazy lol

[monkeyboyee1]

wtf

[darkychralle]

I know why you died, you putted it in the with the lit end facing you

[smokinjuanito]

First cigarette my ass

[MegaBigred93]

Dumbass fags

[mfarmakas17]

i hope u dont smoke lights, those are the worst lol

[patters195]

@mfarmakas17 Worst for you, or worst tasting?

[mfarmakas17]

@patters195 tasting, the reds are sooo bomb though

[MisterMinnesota]

lol

[NateTheBroadCaster]

A cigarette doesn't light unless u inhale when u light it.

[motherhead123]

i got the same tabel as u bra :D

[fivedollerfootlong]

Sure, people smoke for depression, and 1 a week isnt bad, for marijuana that is. Lean towards marijuana, its less harmful, noones ever died from it. And its great =]

[itinkgirlzhot12]

@fivedollerfootlong actually ther have been 2 people of people dying from smoking pot but only because they inhaled their own vomit (btw i was like wtf inhaled vomit?)

[NileOfBlood6606]

hahah i remember when i used to light cigs like that

[BloodyK1ll]

@decers321 so do i its not fucking special fag

[zeepeople]

ppl tell me that gum can do just as good as a cigarette, except (here's the good part) it wont nearly kill you! yay!

[iGxReFLeXxx]

ill smoke anything really except menthol arent the greatest lol malboro regal mayfair luckystrikes rollies palace richmond anything aslong as its a cig lol

[imsofly74]

that my name bitch lolol

[iamcool1323]

ha ha LOL XD

[byousiff]

weed for the win.

[sanjeevtamilpuli]

first cig was a marlboro gold now i smoke reds

[OMGZiCANTALK]

my first cig was no. 27 lol

now i smoke anything people give me or i can afford! lol

except carnies!

[xXxUnKnOwInXxX]

1st cig was reds now i dont smoke anything else

[packisbetter90]

marlboro lights was my first cig too, I fucking hate them now

[chipful420]

marlboro lights are fucking gross

[lilletizz]

@chipful420

Yeah. They taste like hay and dirt

[MrRHJ]

I hate seeing people light a cigarette the wrong way!

You put it in your mouth and then you light it while breathing in!

[AllStar9512]

lights were my first,,but fuck them,ever since i smoke ports i never switched over to them pussy squares lol

[SHANiCEBABYx3]

looool i had my first cigarette last year when i was 12. now i smoke too much. :(

[KCNirvanaKC]

That's hot!

[beachgirl107]

why did u light the cigarette then put the lightened end in ur mouth? Thats not not smoking thats burning ur mouth lol.

[boblansy]

yea you dont smoke and you have a cigarette box and lighter laying in front of you, and it looked like he was gonna eat it haha.

i had my first today too. took like 2 puffs and was done, i didnt know what to do at all haha

[b3n4ever]

i had my frst toke of a cigarette today im 13 :D lol

[rinkerall]

@b3n4ever are you proud of it

[MultiSuperfunny]

Dumbass Lol

[Cr0fter]

@squirrelybmx not to mention lights are disgusting

[TheCustomconcept]

@squirrelybmx i don't smoke light but that's bullshit... smoking isn't a contest or anything just smoke whatever you like --'

[ultimatebloonz2]

@squirrelybmx Newports <3

[SCALAMANDRE3]

LOL

[vgal27]

omg whats the awesome song at the end!! i love it i am so not joking plz sumone tell me

[LMFAOroflcopter]

idk who its by, but im sure it was in Juno, check the soundtrack and im sure you'll find it

[PBlover14]

1 a week after a fucked up day at work isnt bad for relaxation.

[guitargodgod]

Or a stressful day at school, i totally understand

[TheCardShark101]

smoking stimulates the cells in your body so in other worde the total opposite the first cancer stik i inhaled i had to run around cuz i got hyper so it dosent make u relax your mind makes u feel relaxed because thats what u belive but its scientificly proven to make u hyper not relax u if u feel relaxed then thats great but its just not what it really does

[xXmrsmileyXx]

@PBlover14 i have one a day after school for relaxation but yeah. unless its the weekends haha i might have more than one.

[demover7]

@PBlover14 yea but then at one point you realize oh gee im stressed every moment of my life. next year let me know how many packs a month you smoke.

[frankster262]

@PBlover14 you should just smoke weed if its only like once a week and for relaxation... its deffinatly a lot better..

[coshyno]

THIS IS GAY

JUST SMOKE IT

[m4rior0x]

ah yes the world of smoking . . .

1 you start to cough

2 it gets worse

3 you visit the doctor

4 you get lung cancer

5 denial

6 chain smoking

7 loss of voice

8 D E A T H

[YoungThug16]

buddy do you think smokers give it two shits about that.. im a smoker myslef and im an idiot i admitted but hey i cant quite honestly

[AdIcTeD2ZaChx420]

the song at the end is so cool

[LogiTech245]

anybody notice that it didnt light and he put the wrong end into his mouth

[bnmjy]

Who lights a cigarette up without putting it in their mouth first?

Seriously...

[UnbrokenCovenant]

exactly! or puts the lit end into their mouth.............

[bobwal4life]

who would want to light shit sticks in the first place

smoke weed its better for u and tastes better and dont got the doggy taste cigs do

[SkateChannel13]

@bobwal4life Weed is no better than Cigs face it it may not kill but it is just stupid.

[bobwal4life]

@SkateChannel13 huh how is weed stuiped it makes everything more fun

[32fsas]

@bobwal4life i know right i love how some people smoke cigs and dont smoke weed and they call us "junkies" what fucking retards. the people who call weed stupid obviously havent tried it

[SOYDEMONTERREY]

Smoking decreses the incidence of Chron's disease and Endometrial cancer.

[jfacfan07]

dude that's ridiculous i mean i smoke but only weed but still what you type there is like saying NAPALMING innocent countries is good cuz we kill some murderers

[AwesomeRichKid]

what is the song at the end?

[spittball33]

I believe smoking is not a bad thing to do, but you need valid reasons, if you are smoking to be cool, maybe you should find healthier ways to be cool, if you do have valid reasons don't flaunt your cigarette and show off, don't be an accessory to the cigarette, just smoke it and that's it, as for smoking underage... no comment I'm fourteen.

[kristenweezey]

Um... what's a valid reason for smoking a cigarette? I mean, I've never heard of a medical condition that is alleviated through nicotine and tobacco. Marijuana? Yeah possibly. But cigarettes? There really isn't a valid reason. I'm not trying to give a PSA here, but... haha I'm just curious what you meant.

[UnbrokenCovenant]

well if you get really nervous or anxious (and saying this is healthy) but it does calm you down. i've done it before and dont inhale and it seems to. or maybe its psychosomatic. either way thats why people tryin to quit get all jittery and agitated.

[kristenweezey]

Well, I see what you're trying to say, but the only REAL reason it would calm you down is if you're already addicted to it, since then you get your fix, which quiets the starved nicotine receptors in your brain. But unless you're previously addicted, it's psychosomatic.

[UnbrokenCovenant]

right but i was researching it and nicotine does calm most people down. although if you wanted to calm down you might as well just smoke some weed or drink alcohol cuz that'll do it better

[305crewgang]

yeah i get what your saying i hate when people smoek just to look cool i smoke but not alot i smoke like one or two a day to keep me going

[jfacfan07]

it's funny that you say that whenever you STARTED smoking to look cool a couple of your friends did it but you didn't and you wanted to be excepted you know be like everyone else and you fucking start smoking oh wait nvm you must be one of those people doing it cuz it's healthy.... oh wait.....then it must be cuz it's attractive...... oh wait........

[305crewgang]

wtf?? your a fucking fagget ass cunt face i was agreeing with you being nice and shit and you turn around and be a fucking ass hole your the kind of person that makes youtude look bad go home fuck your dad and then smoke a joint to com down cause for one the resone i dont smoke to many ciggs a day cause i have bad lung cudition fucking ass hole

[WINGofaBLASPHEMER]

what does the fish wish it could be damn it

[ihavelilt]

FUCK marlboro lights

[bipolaroreokicker]

i 13 and i smoke and im very stressful and it makes me feel soo much better i love it wish i had one now

[Samdoust7]

lol im 13 and i smoke, people say its for idiots but it just makes me feel good and makes me filled on the inside. makes you not so bored either.

[Samdoust7]

dude, some people need to smoke. some people have terrible stress and smoking is there antidote to cure it. people dont just smoke for the fun of it.

[DanWantsPie17]

@Samdoust7 pot is my cure for stress

[MiniButMighty]

@Samdoust7 --> This is the biggest shit I've ever heard.

[CrimewaveX]

@MiniButMighty  They dont need it but it is calming.

Pots better for that though

[bestCODplayerever]

@Samdoust7 weed is a better stress believe!!

[b3n4ever]

@bestCODplayerever how would you know about weed your like 10?

[BYOBPProductions]

@Samdoust7 Why not? We are all going to die some day anyway so why not do what makes you happy till the day you do die?

[ALXVid101]

@Samdoust7 smoking doesnt make you MORE relaxed, it just makes you as relaxed as non smokers. when a smokers nicotine levels are up, they feel as relaxed as any other non smoker in the same situation, and then the smokers nicotine levels start to drop, and they feel less relaxed than other people, while they think that they just feel like any other non smoker. smoking doesnt actually make you relaxed, it just takes away the stress that smoking causes

[TheUSairsofter]

@Samdoust7 hey someone understands

[MrUnknown24]

dont smoke cigarettes.

if anything, try out cigars, or cigarellos

just dont inhale.

if u want the same sensation, try smoking herbal tea like earl grey.

its acutally not bad. regular tea doesnt taste good though

[KayleeKHAOSxx]

you have a ferret? what a buttheadd, i've been wanting one! haha, nice vid btw(:

[AquaKeepr]

Marlboro lights are the worse!

New Port's 100's menthol baby!

[mycolumbus]

I like it! A cool twist. :)

[DeltaKilo3]

When will they learn not to inhale too deeply...

(jk, not pro smoking)

[JustenLoganShow]

haha

as soon as the blood starts spouting from their necks.

btw kids, NEVER eat a cigarette.

Tune in this weekend for episode 2 of the Justen and Logan Show.

:D