KäTAS 3

[Modica4UALL]

Wait.... Jon St. John?!?!?!

[TheWrathfulHippie]

Episode three and only two episodes in... couldn't find a working Ep. 1 anywhere. =/ But I digress, this is good. I've never seen the original, hadn't even heard about it till finding this, so I think some of the jokes have been lost on me, I've got no reference. But it's quick, dark in all the right places and it fits well. As in, every gag and line seems fully appropriate. I keep having to remind myself that I'm watching a fan-made parody, not the actual dub itself. So yeah, good work! =)

[Chrno34]

4:00-4:02 Okaaay, Natsuru: How the hell would YOU know about the type of drugs people use to knock out potential sex victims?  Experience, maybe? XD

[Basiritz]

Why does Natsuru know what roofies taste like?

[leafbladie]

This is funny, but I wish you didnt use that stupid voice for akane. I mean the Kampfer akane of course. Other than that, it was good.

[JulianDestroya]

Nowacking plays a GREAT Sakura...at least in this version.

[ZenoXdaGreat]

7:51 0.o how did she put the paper back together so fast?

[MediazProductions]

"with god as my witness, I shall make her my bitch! Once, and, for, all!"

That made me laugh so hard! XD

[nicktoonhero]

2:13 Simpsons reference!

[SilverShade1008]

Holy crap! Jon St. John!!

[FuckinAngelica]

DO ME!:)

USE ME!:D

ABUSE ME >;]

SQUEEZE ME! ^_^

huhuhh... i like girls ;D lmfao!

[SilverDragonXXVIII]

@FuckinAngelica Compared to the original version, that was subdued.

[WhiteWraith100]

Forgiveness pleaseuh!! LMAO

[BroadwayGirl939]

Soo... I'll just be taking this.. YOINK! Thank you!

Lol.

[mysteryman489]

is every girl in this lesbian besides the girl with the gun

[Ergdoelloos]

@mysteryman489 Ofcourse

Anime has a few rules.

1: All girls are lesbian

2: All boys are girls

3: the main character is a-sexual

[herofromthedark]

Wait, did anyone read the description??

"This parody contains no nudity." Huh... so the original show has nudity??

[darkloverofjesus]

I love the intro I never noticed what he was actually saying untill now

[darthwrath20]

her voice reminds me of abridged gohan

[maplelove1422]

did anyone els see that sakura was mimicking the present lady at 8:09

[BodyGuard4Niki]

LOL "Suuuuuuuure... Says the guy with an reversed penis..." XD

[SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC]

First episode, I thought Akane's Kampfer voice would be a one-liner joke. Second episode I was worried it would be distracting. Now, I find it endearing and absolutely perfect.

[Glasstomten]

I like the opening theme.

[TPRacingKG]

I wish there was a hentai version XD

[sprtsfanatic1]

"IS EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW A F***IN LESBIAN!?!?!"

[TheKickasazn]

@sprtsfanatic1 yes

[Rekka7773]

They skipped my favorite part ;_;

[sparkyanddanny]

if your a bloke and your lesbian that means your straight

[003animetal]

Natsuru Girl is = to GOHAN hahaha.

[jkornacki1]

hay so that were i left that nickel

[sparton1337]

what the hell, i go to high school and there are no women like this anywhere!!!!! but then again i got to an american school based off an american system speaking English, not a school in japan speaking English based off Germany, fml

[arunchepe]

@sparton1337 might I also add you do not attend school in an anime.

[sparton1337]

@arunchepe .........not yet

[NaziMonarch]

@sparton1337 I am German and go to an American school based on an American system :\ besides America has the best Post-secondary education and in my opinion the best women, Japan has women with bodies of 11 years of age. People speak of an obesity problem in America I only see this in the outkasts and teachers normal women are sexy with their large breasts, blonde hair, slim stomachs, beautiful asses and pretty faces. Perhaps the outkast eat and to fill the void of being Müll.

[TheWrathfulHippie]

@sparton1337 I don't think women are really like this dude. =D Otherwise I would move to America and go to Blue Mountain State college.

[zolo109]

great. now I have to find sporetox comment.......

[Skenja]

The music at the end I think is Get Down! or Geddan! not sure which

[jamshedo]

right moment wrong junk! LOL

[StrikerSL9]

You didn't seriously get Jon St. John to do the dateline guy, did you? I mean, it's conceivable, you probably got a chance to chat at Magfest, but there's no way you could successfully convince him to do a voice role for you... could you?

[Dororo451]

@StrikerSL9 Yea dude its pretty likely, if you have ever listened to any of the podcasts they are on they network with alot of voice actors.

[StrikerSL9]

@Dororo451 Twat that I am, I asked him in person at his Q&A at Youmacon. He says he doesn't remember doing it, and that he might've done it and forgotten.

[badman3000]

I love the opening

[SuperWaffles999]

the intro is funny because they spent like 2 minutes on it

[TheShinigamiPriest]

whats the music at the end of the video?

oh yeah this is possibly the funniest kampfer abridged I've ever seen!... also considering it's the only kampfer abridged I've ever seen

[TheNyosis]

He is gang raped from every direction!

[Starcar64]

is it just me or is MasakoX every 3rd person

[cloudx216]

He is gang raped...from all direction...

[ujiouchia]

"WHY MUST THIS FUCKING BRACLET RULE MY LIFE, FUCK THIS TRINKET, FUCK THIS SCHOOL, FUCK THE PEOPLE WITHIN SAID SCHOOL AND FUCK MY LIFE.... wha it's stopped, OH HOW I LOVE MY LIFE SO MUCH"

[cloudx216]

@ujiouchia I loved when she said that LOL

[adakun13]

Best Duke Nuke cameo in a gender bender since Futaba-kun Change.

[MatawanBullShark]

Is every chick in this school (except for gun freak and school president).........A GODDAMN PERVERTED LESBIAN!?!?!?!

[lankantorpedo]

@MatawanBullShark ya pretty much lol

[arunchepe]

@MatawanBullShark I was shocked too...

[kiba1144]

5:09 YEAH ABUSE GET SOME

[Dustubuni]

Yeah, what the guy beneath me asked.

[DreamBrokenHearts]

whats the dancing song at the end? ( addicted )

[kold148]

WHY MUST THIS FUCKING TRINKET RUIN MY LIFE FUCK THIS BRACELET FUCK THIS SCHOOL FUCK THE PEOPLE WITH IN THIS SCHOOL AND FUCK MY LIFE!! wuuh it stopped .....oh how i love my life so much!!

[JoshuaAushoj]

i love you



[ZeroOfTheLife]

omg my sense of comedy sucks... i laughed me ass of at 1:15 to 1:23

[duke86fan]

@ZeroOfTheLife that joke was for PUSSIES

[Jordanofhearts]

@ZeroOfTheLife Meh, I laughed, too.

[MrGamecube14]

DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!! right moment, wrong junk XD

[funkinthefresh]

The Natsuru here is actually more perceptive than in the actual anime... T^T

[djtj1397]

I feel bad for all the guys at the school

Almost all the girls r lesbos

[Speedgirl1516]

Okay, I'm a girl, and I don't want to move to Japan anymore...

[Ocolith]

How the hell did you get Jon St. John....

[toomanymarios]

i feel bad for the tiger

[toomanymarios]

WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZUPPPPP



[leatherhead333]

That opening was hilarous!

GANG RAPED FROM ALL DIRECTIONS!

[InoShikaCho777]

5:59 Zzzzzzzzzzup!

[duke86fan]

CHANGE THE tHEME

[JboneDRS]

Why is every girl a lesbian in this anime anyways?

[dexdex1560]

@JboneDRS In the original, they are more bicurious instead of gay.

Sakura is the only one who has actually expressed a great hatred for men. Akane, Shizuku and Mikoto actually like male Natsaru.

hope that helps.

[psxworld101]

"says the guy with a reverse penis" this cracked me up XD

[gocolonials123]

All of the girls at the school are just freaking weird lesbians!!!

[InsideDemonTheFire]

2:13 oh i feel bad for natsuru rite now...but hey...my turn!

[InsideDemonTheFire]

1:20 pretty gud pun

[irekayevatsnay]

i think the president experiences schadenfreude

[mjonar]

The dolls comments are just great.

[shadexknight]

2:50 Love the red head XD

[animegrrl7860]

2:08

[knives4cash]

8:06 notice how sakura is saying the words with the black-haired bitch?

[MegaBrownhat]

Forgiveness pleaus -o-

[lynch8man]

i shall sell you this wall scroll

[CMW1995]

DAMN! DAMN!! DAMN!!! RIGHT MOMENT, WRONG JUNK!!! DX

[eyeizarandummugga]

3:57 HA!!! He was about to get dru--wait how the hell does know what it tastes like 0_o?

[HitenNoRurouni]

We have a school full of gays in Sukisho, you have a school of lesbians here. The world is in balance.

[TheMisakiDubs]

4:24 Masako really does sound like a girl. o w o//

[epicnessinacan]

Why is every girl in this show a lesbian?

[sonic5993]

@epicnessinacan Why do you care? Les YAY.

[epicnessinacan]

@sonic5993 This is true, why should i care?

To be honest that school reminds me of my high school... lots and lots of lesbians.

[MajorShepard]

OBJECTION!!

[LOLmw2gameplay]

god dam natsaru's hair being so big i cpuldny see the poster int the news room

[snowonyx]

He is gang raped from all directions XD

[RASENGAN1081]

LOL you don't got dibs i was hungry

[QuintonAdams3511]

so basicly every girl wants to make lesbian love to him but he keeps turnning into a girl...and i wonder what will happen if he turns into a boy infront of them

[DragonLordJesus]

Whats the song at the very end can anyone tell i can't find it

[LordCHull]

I knew it every girl in high school is a lesbian

no one wonder I'm single.......

[madlink06]

@LordCHull meanwhile, to all the girls wanting a boyfriend, all the good guys are either taken or gay =D

[LegionIscariot]

They're make as if they've never seen another person with a vagina before.

[ThAGaMeR1000]

So it a By sexual right

[Lenny4563]

wow its not as perverted like the orginal but its still hilarious! AND NOT EVERY GIRL IN THIS SHOW IS A LESBIAN ONLY THE BACKGROUND GIRLS AND SAKURA ARE

[DaBigX26]

i love that in every anime there is at least a school full of lesbians :D

[KitsuneShapeShifter]

@DaBigX26 It's how they uphold the balance in the anime universes.

[CptWaddleDoo]

@DaBigX26 or pedophile girls *cough*negima*cough*

[TreyDobe]

fucking hilarious

[teengohan27]

0:31 XD

1:16 ROFL

9:10 HILARIOUS

[moneyking1]

I never get tired of the bleep sound when people curse like crazy. Lol xD

[meapickle]

whats the music thats playing at the end during the crazy dance

[SmashLiXs]

@meapickle it's from some fad known as "get down". i think the song was called "promise", but i forget

[meapickle]

5:06 mother fricken hilarious

[paintballin4real]

oh yeah, were you mad at me earlier?

[rawrsecksrawr]

Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssuppp­p?

[HhendriXxx1]

ssoooooooooooo...are all the girls lesbians?

[Steelmaniac17]

YOU GAIS GOT DUKE NUKEM!!!!!!!

[XXshirokuroXX]

I more Impressed by the fact that the entirely school is full with lesbians, that the fact the guy transforms into a girl.

[sonic69412]

"the guy with the reverse penis i hear ya" XD got to luv that tiger

[aqworldssoulsyth]

"ow, that's my brain" ...i can't stop laughing

[ogichi32]

HOW DID YOU GET DUKE NUKEM AS THE ANNOUNCER !? XD

[equinette1987]

After watching this, I looked up Hirose Kohmi "promise" and got down for like two hours.

Do it. You know you want to.

[XxXBeastKingRyuXxX]

GET DOWN XDDD

[SimonHDTV]

WHY IS EVERYBODY IN THIS SHOW A FUCK!NG LESBIAN!?!

[Nayamiii]

@SimonHDTV Natsaru is not technaclly a lesbian

[hulkmeister23]

Ok, so I'm confused, is Sakura in love with the boy or the girl?

[masterraiderx]

@hulkmeister23 Girl

[hulkmeister23]

@masterraiderx oh man that is funny.

[Skyebright1]

if I catch you being tempted by whore one more time lol!

[sporetox]

Doesn't he have parents? how do they react when a random girl who looks alot like their son comes in the door every night?

[ZeroMilanmon]

@sporetox I think the actual show mentions that he's moved out

[masterraiderx]

@sporetox they dont live there, its the absent parents thing

[bobx9000]

@sporetox It's an anime. Nobody has parents.

[MrGamecube14]

@bobx9000 they hav parents, it's just anime writers dont create the characters for them "they do and dont exist" XD

[bobx9000]

@MrGamecube14 lol

[Saruko9d9]

@sporetox nobody in these kinds of animes have parents

[SteelandSouls15]

@sporetox odd thing is in the show, all of their parents are gone for some reason or other. diplomats, business people, archaeologists, it's very convenient

[Gamesta95]

@sporetox did you forget anime rule number 32? all anime characters who's parents haven't been explained about either died in a tragic accident, of disease, or they just hated their child and left.

[MrFishy5]

@sporetox this is how an anime dad would probably react

Proud Dad: My son is becoming a man

Responsible dad: *busts down the door* What are you doing with my son

Immature dad: BOWCHICKABOWWOW

[TheEmoticonMaster]

@sporetox I say he either doesn't have any, or they aren't very good parents.

[austin25111]

8:59 Blowjob?

[GrandLevin]

Holy...Mr. Dateline has balls of steel.

[ajtwista92]

i just realized that it said this parody contains no nudity. now i want to watch the real kampfer

[WhiteWraith100]

"...To whip me like the sordid temptress I am..." XD lol

[KittyQueen17babi]

best part ever. "Fuck my school, fuck all the people in it,fuck this braclet, and fuck mi life.wait it stopped.I luv mi life" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!this is the most hilarious show ever.

[GreatSirZachary]

2:17 she/he/it's voice turns a certain 5 year old's from DBZ abriged

[blackbankai21]

@GreatSirZachary same voice actor, it make sense

[Cirris]

"oh thank god, i thought I'd never feel them again"

for some reason i fell over laughing when he said that.

[austin2935]

guys the song at the end is promise(get down) by Hirose Kohmi

[TheBerserker9]

What is the song at the very end?

[TokikoNyuu]

Where is episode 1? please don't tell me the retards here at youtube removed the first episode.

[megasonicgeo]

ill make her my bitch onCE AND FoR ALL!!!

[megasonicgeo]

1:14 - 1:21 XD

[DrakeDraco2000]

1:40-2:10

Best. Part. EVER.

[MrsMrOh]

This parody...

IS GORGEOUS! Thank you so much for making these! I love them! xD

[itslaw89]

no wonder all the pussys gunning for me LOL HA HA HA HA HA !!!!1

[LKfan1234]

3 people didnt get gang raped :D

[carcrash89]

Fucking Jon St John. Greatest intro ever. GREATEST INTRO EVER.

[meapickle]

@carcrash89

wait... u mean jon St John as in duke fricken nukum?

[painkiller309]

@meapickle dur theres only one john st john

[meapickle]

@painkiller309

i bet these guys felt incredibly happy when they realized they got him to voice a part

[painkiller309]

@meapickle no dip i just got done playing duke nukem forever greatest damn vocie actor ever

[meapickle]

@painkiller309

in a disappointingly damn good game

[carcrash89]

@meapickle YUP :D

[VGAfanatic]

@carcrash89 Jon St. Nukem Omega Big Cat John the Third Esquire.

[Giriko3490]

3 people are new kind of swiss cheese

[AnimeFreakX4]

thannk you @mightyzolo and @godzillaboy1993 for your help am only have a cell phone to watch them so its hared to see the names but isnt he funny he can play specal charictors well i have seen the orignal dbz and dbgt as well as dragon ball but i havent seen the english verison of kampfer and can tell from the abride one that hes specal

[Gear244]

closing song name plz?

[AnimeFreakX4]

this is the first episode that i have seen of your abriged show and it is fricking halarious but the guy who becomes a girl vocie sounds fumeler has that person done any other abriged series if so tell me wich ones

[mightyzolo]

@AnimeFreakX4 it's the same guy who voiced kabuto from naruto abridged and goku from DBZ abridged and a few characters in the new Abridgemon

[godzillaboy1993]

@AnimeFreakX4 it's goku from dragonball abridged

[AnimeFanD19]

How on earth did you get Jon St John to record lines?! That's freaking awesome.

[inubaka13]

@AnimeFanD19 At the risk of getting hate emails, or thumbs down-who's Jon St John?