Tell-All Book Reveals Wrestling Fans Are Fake

[darthnozo]

I used to think The Onion was satire. Then I watched this video.

[odallard]

This is true of the hot girls in the front row at TNA shows.

[SKiLLiGEstaz]

Haha what a complete and utter failure in life, so what he is trying to say is that everyone in that arena is getting paid to be there and cheer on the performers? I don't think so.

[RWJkicksAss4U]

is that the guy from Improveverywhere?

[cjmolzahn]

I know this is fake but I wouldn't like golf unless you paid me

[SanguisDiabolus]

@cjmolzahn Lol you couldn't even pay me to watch golf, let alone act like I enjoyed it.

[julrefugia]

Woah. That's the guy from improv!

[nene194]

ImprovEverywhere!

[TheSeal825]

fake news on fake fans on a fake sport

[TheYouwontgetit]

so it is fake fighters cheered on by fake fans...? ...so for whom are they actually doing this...?

[GKart64]

@TheYouwontgetit The news is fake.

[TheYouwontgetit]

@GKart64 ...so the sport, fans and news are fake...??? ...is anything real anymore...

[GKart64]

@TheYouwontgetit "TheOnion" nothing from them is serious :p

[TheYouwontgetit]

@GKart64 ...so the sport and the fans are not fake, only onion is?

[GKart64]

@TheYouwontgetit there all actors :)

[TheYouwontgetit]

@GKart64 ...who now? ...the wrestlers, fans or tv guys...?

[Xenios9]

rofl..............

[Ryak1234]

It's Rob :D

[cBroseph]

Why is there RKO signs if this was an event at 2001. Oh wait Im not getting paid overtime for being a fan? Nevermind then.

[nontteee]

its the guy from ImprovEverywhere !!!!!

[christower50]

So how much does wrestling fan pay?

[becomeaprowrestler]

The Kane-Undertaker face burning comment was dropped in well on this segment!

[Parkourpurist89]

It's true. we get paid tons to "cheer" for our favorite wrestler. Sarcasm is great isn't it?

[Raffael900me]

the ending was the best professional golf fan , ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[glaked32]

hahaha exactly. Wrestling fans are booger eaters, no two ways about it

[TheWrestlingTeacher]

Ok this man want say that milon dolar company who make big profits evry year pay 90.000 fans on wrestlemania ,60.000 evry week and 20.000 fans evry week .And 5 milon people who wach home evry show .Oh what a smart men i must by this book .And i must read answer in book how wrestling companys make milon s dolars profit with out vreal wrestling fans .

[skeezyfbaby1990]

@TheWrestlingTeacher i hope you're trying to be funny. if you are your shitty grammar was a nice touch

[DeadlyGrim]

@TheWrestlingTeacher What a great impression of a stupid person!

[jack101564]

lol a lot of us live on chips and soda. brilliant

[sccoffee]

Do people not understand this is a satirical news group and it's not real?

[DevilzUprise27]

@sccoffee do people not realise that most of those are trolls?

[niccilomachiaveli]

@sccoffee Of course not! they're wrestling fans!

[rainbowofmadness]

one thing i noticed in this vid. it said judgment day 2001 0.o there was RKO signs in the crowd

[TheJuiceloose]

Right, apart from WCW, who had no fans... how on earth do wrestling promotions make money to keep going? Sure they market their stars well but they still need admission to events. True few fans are planted, but its ludicous that all "fans" are paid. Sorry this is crap

[Improbable0possible]

@TheJuiceloose The Onion is a satrical news group, this is a joke. The ridiculousness of the situation is why it's funny, how the heck do you not get that?

[XskillyXdillyXdonutX]

@TheJuiceloose you have down syndrome... dont you?

[skeezyfbaby1990]

@TheJuiceloose un be lievable 

[KaNoke101]

0:27 From Improv Everywhere?

[BOBBYSOX86]

When can I put my papers in to retire?

[wlpbe16]

haha this dude has no life ive been to a wrestling even lmao ohh yeah that means im a paid fan hahahhahahahhah this guy makes me laugh he has no life

[steeleX42]

@wlpbe16 are you serious

[wlpbe16]

@steeleX42 series about going but not paid i was being sarcastic and u fell for it oops

[steeleX42]

@wlpbe16 lol tushay

[BurnishedGaming]

This is really clever humor xD

[TheMacAttack1111]

@pwispikeofficial y yes you were if the onion says so it is so (of course you were not payed)

[hurricanesQB1]

@pwispikeofficial you are an idiot.that is all.

[elahmonique]

so funny!!!

[ElionPeirpont]

101 people are paid actors

[dynamytsean]

this guy is an utter moron hahahahah

[therjmg]

lol this is fucking fake,wrestling fans are real haha if you believe this your a retard..

[M0EJ0EKING]

@therjmg

good brain you haz here

[AngelFluttershy767]

@therjmg

Of course it's fake.. it's the Onion.. XD

[TheLuigiRocks]

BREAKING NEWS: 90% Of YouTubers give thumbs up to comments asking for thumbs up!

CAN I HAZ THUMZ UP PLZZZ???!!!?!?!!!1

[WH012Vids]

"Kane's face was burned by his brother the Undertaker" LOL!!!

[orab77sumo]

i wanna kick the living shit outta this faggot. ruined my day

[usindependent50]

@orab77sumo

What because its true? Watch some real combatant events like actual Collegiate/Olympic wrestling or martial arts.

[VivoTheGreat]

@orab77sumo hahahaha

[The11colek]

I remember when the wwe came here to thailand

I cant remember who said it but one of the wrestlers called the audience a bunch of tsunami surviving sissies

Made me lol

best part of the whole show

[RenGader]

Is that the guy from ImprovEverywhere?

[Sarah78679]

Isnt this the ImproveEverywhere guy???

[johnkevin33]

shut up!!

[DylanMangano]

This show sucks, it comes on "comedy" central.

[ExpressiveBeats]

@DylanMangano get a sense of humor

[yoelco]

@DylanMangano

and your point is to make people who like it, stop watching?

[DylanMangano]

@yoelco no, someone told me to watch it so i just commented on it after i watched it, thats all, not all comment are gonna be good

[Vlum88]

Communion Diet - chips and sodas. LOLOL I love it.

[veicken]

That book is fake is doesn't exist is only photoshopped

[TheEviscerated]

Absolutely perfect.

[kidkong584]

OMG! IT'S THE 9/11 CONSPIRATOR!

[HydrogenNeutral]

I always wondered how people could actually like these meatheads... How much is an average monthly salary?

[pkelly345]

@HydrogenNeutral becuase people get into the storylines and get behind the wrestlers and hope for there favourite to win its like any tv show

[HiImAFarrell]

@HydrogenNeutral some of them make a couple million

[0320407]

Damn this guy just dissed Wrestling, talk about PWN.

[tennisace360]

oh man, i wish knew that before applying to wrestling school ;)

[chutterdude14]

@tennisace360 maaaan, they aint no wrestling schools where i is

[phpboxxx]

The fans are real, the sport isn't. Get it?

[guyzwitgunz]

OK WHERE THE HELL IS MY PAY FOR BEING A FAN THEN!!!!

[essaysd]

2 words: suck it...

[FruitySCB]

Haha that's the guy from improv everywhere!

[gtafan12311]

fuck this, is all false i have been at wrestlemania!!!

[RpiesSPIES]

@gtafan12311 that's what you want us all to think o.o

[20956789]

WHAT A BIG NEWS FOR ME CUZ I NEVER THOUGHT I WAS FAKE AND WAS GETTING PAID LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[20956789]

LOL ONION NEWS NETWORK  HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAH

[tennisace360]

@20956789 yeah man

[SquareGameplay]

the interview is fake but the facts are real hahah

[MrDuaner123]

this is defintely a fake interview...Onion News Network is fake!!!!

[acronus]

@MrDuaner123

In a word...

DUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!

[MrDuaner123]

this guy is a joke & doesnt know what he's talking about!!!

[Aznar245]

its true I am paid about 70,000 for a match to watch and I live in Malibu with my swedish blonde supermodel girlfriend. being a wrestling fan more than pays my bills

[superbikiniwax]

wat a prick the fans are real

[IrishCaucasian]

This interview is fake

[ani451]

it is too funny that ppl are mad about this video.

[Raffael900me]

@ani451 it is too funny because u can tell from typing people how mad they are cause u live ur life keyboard warrioring lol

[CamBrody]

If he has such a fucking vendetta against the WWE why take the full time job.. and then write a book about how much he hated it. what the hell?

[atafies1]

@CamBrody LOL. I love seeing people get defensive at fake news

[DavieDave59]

@CamBrody dumbass.. its FAKE

[Synphus]

@CamBrody Are you serious? ROFL, my god. Common sense fail

[Nethrezar]

They say it's Judgement Day 2001, yet I see plenty of RKO signs, and Randy Orton wasn't in the business yet.

[XT3rmIn4t0rB3N]

this guy is a tool

[purdycolors2]

YAY! agent todd!

[TheJakeJenkinson]

fuck off

[MidgetmaniaRIP]

Haha this is fucking hilarious!

That guy must be a literal retard!

[iwannabepresident]

profesional basketball fan

[2pacisthebest90]

i knew it

[WhiteyRose]

Kayfabe.

[MrLabraid]

It's the improveverywhere guy!



[MrDreydrey24]

Fuck u I'm a true wrestling fan 4 life

[iwannabepresident]

@MrDreydrey24 until your over 15 years old :D

[Theroha]

I knew it!!!

[Marioguitar]

yeah it is a hard job, I´m a profesional cricket fan

[Marioguitar]

I want his job

[link0587]

THat's the guy from improveverywhere. It all makes sense now. that's why he's so creative with his pranks. It's the onion!!!

[amenaza83]

I would love to be paid for that!!

[HeyPusa]

lol......

[HollyoaksIsLove]

I never get paid to go to wrestling events. if I did get paid I would go to every event going.

[CamBrody]

you are a dickhead sir

[lnception]

next thing you know people are going to tell me Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person

[MrBrilliantChaos]

@lnception AHAHAHAHA, no.

[TasteForDisaster]

@lnception don't they both suck?

[ReubenM882]

See you learn something every day, that is that I should be getting paid!

[ECWnWWF]

This is making me upset.... I've been to a handful of WWF House Shows going back to 1989 in the Spectrum & First Union Center, I've been to Monday Night Raw twice in 1998, I've been to Sunday Night Heat in 1998 (remember that show?) & I've been to WrestleMania XV. Not to mention the original ECW at the world famous ECW Arena - neither Todd Gordon, Paul Heyman, nor Vince McMahon Jr. has sent me a check. I remember all the fans cheering and jeering and having a good time

[TheICWLeague]

the onion is so hilarious sometimes i like this segment a lot.

[DieNBreatheMMA101]

that was actually from Armageddon 2005,pause at 0:45,u can see clearly a HIAC cage and a large Armageddon banner.

[xStArScReAm39x]

thats not judgment day 2001! fake fake fake

[1988dlm]

@xStArScReAm39x Damn right thats not Judgment Day 2001, there was an RKO sign in the crowd, Orton didn't turn up until well after this, FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE >=(

[legendbooks]

@1988dlm naw ya think?

[1988dlm]

@legendbooks Absolutely, don't you think its a fake?

i live in the UK so have never been to a live event.....but i don't think all wrestling fans are fake.

I mean COME ON, can you imagine how many people would have to be in on that for it to stay secret.

[legendbooks]

@1988dlm dude, lol. everyone knows pro wrestling is fake, this video is playing on the fact that pro wrestling is fake and is poking fun at it by saying the fans are also fake

[AusDicko]

@1988dlm OMG dont you realise the onion isnt real? its awesome satire

[TherealJurtl3]

How do the people at The Onion get people to be so honest? I mean, especially stuff like this... It's nice that they finally admit it, but... idk, I guess they just have some good people-crackers (or something) at the office of the onion. I love The Onion so much, it makes me tear up..

[adam95s]

CRAIG THOMPSON IS TOD FROM IMPROV EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

[garrhook]

.....next i will try being a professional golf fan......lol

[soulripper030792]

what a revelation i never knew i was fake!

[lawless130]

this is surely this is ment to be a joke 

[kwfbrand]

hey i have been to many wrestling events wheres my pay check

[Anarchist86ed]

spoony.

[NerdyHippy]

I sure as shit don't recall being paid or choreographed when i went to Unforgiven 08.

[Twiztedgoalie]

So....the fact that there are plants in the audience is nothing new. that's why when a "fan" gets hit by a heel, no one gets sued. The whole front row or so is usually plants, but the rest of the arena are normal fans.

[bashbelttributes]

I'm still real to me, dammit!

[tennisace360]

@bashbelttributes haha yeah me too, hombre

[chutterdude14]

@tennisace360 hombre, you mexican friend? i dont take kindly to out-of-towners

[frankopo]

that was pretty lame

[tennisace360]

@frankopo your pretty lame :( man

[frankopo]

@tennisace360 did you search through the comments for this? that's pretty lame..

[tennisace360]

@frankopo naw dawg, you got me all my brotha. you is the one das lame

[frankopo]

@tennisace360 lol wtf...

[halfRasian]

This might actually be real

[johnkevin33]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



[Howtoisfun]

Is that dude from ImprovEverywhere?

[OKCoyote]

@Howtoisfun Yes!

[jwhittle91]

i still have not got my paycheck from vince mcmahon. i have been a wrestling fan since i was 5. im filing a lawsuit against wwe. it is a really hard job watching wrestling week after week. we the "fans" deserve our pay. thumbs up if you agree.

[TheUberMeister2009]

1000th comment !

[VoLCoMzYaDiGG]

i wouldnt be surprised if it was fake

[SkrebMasters]

After the last few years of wrestling, it actually feels like I should be paid to endure some of their crap.

[joemoin]

this dude is out to make wrestling look bad most fans know there r fake fans who r there to get the rest of the crowd going nothing more most of these ppl r wrestling fans themselves

[truthIsStranger]

@joemoin

no, dude, The Onion is a comedy show made to look like a news show. It's called satire. And wrestling fans already look bad :-P I actually did stop watching when I was sixteen, so they are pretty much on the mark with their analysis. I started smoking pot, and was like.... you know, this is kind of gay.

[joemoin]

@truthIsStranger i know tht its a comedy show now i didnt at 1st becuase we dont have this show in my country but i started watching wrestling and i was like........you know if i was gettin paid millions for feeling pain while pot heads thought it was gay i really wouldnt care

[Bojoe777NaBl]

haha professional golf fan

[kaiba111]

lol ppl fake n scripted r too different things and besides the word "entertainment" clears it

[cenkiss2331]

It is still real to me,damn it.

[EvIl4EvEr]

77 people missed rehearsals 

[tennisace360]

@EvIl4EvEr its 96 now motherfs ;)

[Silkie341]

Yes its true the wrestling is actually all real but the fans are completely scripted and fake. The pay isn't great although i can reveal the rates when I used to be a paid fan. You get the flat rate for attending with a bonus for carrying a misspelled sign and free food for yelling drivel at wrestlers on the entrance ramp. Yelling holy shit in unison can earn bonuses of between ten and fifty dollars while getting caught on camera looking shocked up to a hundred.

[InsertName125]

I KNEW IT!!!

Now, if only they'd do an exposé on so called "ufc fans", or people who "watch American Idol". COME ON! Who do they think they're kidding!?!?

[ThefirstDrInsane2U]

Long live JakeThe Snake Robberts!

[AgentSmithX]

Wrestling is GAY, true

[bucprime]

@AgentSmithX fake but not gay

[teague67]

ONE HUNDRED FAAKE NEWS CHANNELS CANNOT COMPARE TO THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE SAATIRE. THE ONION WIILL BE CRUSHEDD BY MY FORCE LIKE AN ULTIMATE MISSILE POWER ON THE ARTERIES OF YOUR CHANNNELL AS YOU RUN HELTER SKELTER IN SEARCH OF NEW AND UNKNOWNN MATERIALL. AS I CLIMB TO THE STRATOSPHERE YOU SHALLL KNOW YOUR ULTIMATE FATE ONIOOOON! GRAAAAARGHH!

[cfmdx]

sooooo WWE wheres my Paycheck?

[aloranor]

Improv Everywhere anyone?

[hannigan06]

Its a conspiracy its all a conspiracy.

[Akatu98]

How do idiots keep finding Onion videos? Do they look for them?

[Popboy58]

Craig thompson is wako

[SullyIsPrime]

I dont get how people can watch golf its soo shit, playing it maybe but not watching it

[gotskills23]

@SullyIsPrime it's the alternative to counting sheep

[Popboy58]

this is stupid i went to a wrestling match to watch randy orton vs kane and i was not paid THE ONION IS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID SHUT ONION