Louis CK - Single People

[czoraa21]

alot of comedians could learn alot from louis.............period!!!

[HKLesterol]

@czoraa21 alot of comedians do.."learn"

[ServinFire]

@SouthParkBear dude you need to chill, it's just comedy, comedians tell cold jokes like this cuz it's funny and it makes people laugh it's his job. Don't take it so seriously

[SouthParkBear]

@ServinFire Can't laugh at hate bro

[nymets071087]

@SouthParkBear 6 of the 10 comments on the first page comments are from you. Think about that, bro.

[SouthParkBear]

@nymets071087

Hey I'm a big Louie fan, I've seen all his TV shows and jokes.

Who do YOU like-- Dane Cook? LOL

I bet you do

[Madsweeps]

its comedy. Don't take it seriously.

[SouthParkBear]

@Madsweeps

It's still ironic that he's the Grasshopper hating on the ant LOL.

[cacasarq]

hahhaahaha!!!!

[RGRZ86]

Penis.

[RealCoolFreakinGuy]

Funny, I feel the same way about married people.. I wish they'd just shut up and stop trying to diagnose single people.

[SouthParkBear]

@RealCoolFreakinGuy

I'd rather that, than forcing us to pick up the tab for the brats that THEY CHOSE to shit out into the world.

They get together and decide that they're entitled to free education, tax-deduction and everything else their crotch-droppings want or need, so they vote to pass laws to help themselves to our rightful private property just because they OUTNUMBER us.

That's not democracy, it's MOB RULE.

[shreknet]

My god he is a machine.

[SouthParkBear]

@shreknet

Yeah a HATE machine LOL

[semorton99]

sometimes he's not all that funny. how he can be called the greatest comic, for pete's sake. he's not funny in this clip.

[JailbrokenTaco]

@semorton99 0/10 Try harder next time.

[tennisguy821]

@semorton99 he actually is fucking hilarious. i think your just mad because you single

[SouthParkBear]

@tennisguy821

Or maybe because he's HATING on us because we didn't fuck up our own lives like he did by choosing to breed with some cunt that used him as a sperm-bank that also pays alimony and child-support.

[tennisguy821]

@SouthParkBear hahaha!!

[Madsweeps]

@SouthParkBear he's joking

[SouthParkBear]

@Madsweeps

Doesn't sound like it. He's bitter and pissed that he had kids, so he cuts down single people and hates on them out of spite.

[Madsweeps]

@SouthParkBear going by the rest of his comedy I'd have to disagree.

[SouthParkBear]

@Madsweeps

Then you haven't HEARD or SEEN it.

[Madsweeps]

@SouthParkBear you were wrong man. move along

[silvestri98]

@semorton99 nice troll. single?

[3732334]

The revenge of the single people right here on youtube haha i love it!

[wolfbane155]

Never. Getting. Married.

[pickledbologna]

"you can end that shit with a phone call" ..... AWESOME

[Zacirus]

I find it ironic that the two top comments are just proving his point.

[AfroDeezeeYak]

@Zacirus That, and they've completely missed the point of the joke.

[svega10107]

am i the only one who notice this video is by god hates fat people

[Crysiscore343]

Why would they be complaining about their girlfriend if they were single?

[jds5008]

@Crysiscore343 single = not married

[fatgrl1935]

Married people complain at single people like it's our fault that they're miserable. It's like, 'I didn't tell you to marry the vile twat you dated all thru college, did I?' Or they pretend to feel sorry for you because you're not saddled with ten thousand family members at your house on Christmas Day, like you'll be eating at the Salvation Army. No assholes, dinner at a nice restaurant with friends, a couple bottles of wine and no dishes to clean up. And you? Watch their heads explode LOL!!!

[marvincontendo]

did his wife divorce him after this?

[MeganMcken]

RETARDED USERNAME

[aliG2500]

@MeganMcken agreed.

[justinbeaner58]

@MeganMcken lmfao , i just noticed xD it made me lol , but its srsly stupid af

[DaCatOnTop]

lmao. exactly right DJTITLOVER..its like omg i have 300 kids, its so hard to take care of them. well bitch, use a fkn condom and you wouldnt have thatvproblem

[blackritchie8]

lolled hard on 'paint a dollar'. he's hilarious

[thSubliminalCriminal]

Louie needed to vent in this one. I mean you know how fucked married life is from the jump...I'm just a bystander to married life and I know for CERTAIN I'm not getting married anytime SOON. fuck that noise. I'd rather roll around on burning coals with a hard-on.

Single LIFE baby!! SINGLE....LIFE!

[janetm1961]

My apartment doesn't get enough southern light and the carpet is moldy. Hilarious!

[Jacob577277]

@fattybergeson u mad bro?

[nw82]

@Jacob577277 oh, he mad

[Blackout345]

A lot of butthurt people here. If you can't handle comedy or see the jist of it, then get the fuck out.

[RegensDominor]

To be honest he is secretly jealous of single people haha.

[Sinisterage]

@RegensDominor He's not married anymore.

[SouthParkBear]

@Sinisterage

Yeah so now he's bitter and hating on people who didn't fuck up like he did, because he thinks purpose in life comes from breeding LOL

[lukaskaetano]

@RegensDominor I think he is openly jealous of single people

[SouthParkBear]

@lukaskaetano

Gee, do ya THINK? Dude, he's the fucking Incredible Hulk of green monsters! LOL

It's funny how he fucks up his own life, and so he hates on people who didn't by acting all superior and talking about how he's got some "purpose!"

Yeah his purpose is to be a slave for some bitch and her brats that she tricked him into knocking her up with! ROTFLMAO

He brought it on himself with his eyes wide shut, he has no right to hate on people who were smart enough not to make that mistake.

[BuddhaBot]

The top 2 comment makers are most likely not married.

[fattybergeson]

Fuck the two people who posted the two top comments and fuck all of the people who gave them thumbs up. Cut off your faces and don't ever listen to Louis CK again.

[GameplayReviewerHD]

Wow... who the fuck are thumbing these top comments.?? He is obviously stating that being single is easier and being married with kids have more of a reason to complain...

[zzyzx0788]

Who cares if it's not true? It was hilarious

[fossegrim91]

this guy is not funny to me, AT ALLL

better go listen to chappelle and hofstetter ;)

[V22293888]

LMAO!!!

[TheLast2nd]

1:13 he kinda sounded like Sonny Moore (Skrillex) xD

[jabooper]

congratulations louis ck, you just put my whole life in perspective

[chewbacca1010]

I bet dreams taste like nachos.

[SirDebaser]

don't get me wrong, i love louis ck but sometimes i wish he would just shut the fuck up about being a dad and having kids ...he's pretty self righteous about it

[HansKastrop7]

I am married. Have a kid and a husband. And let me tell you guys: everything he says is 100% true. Just watch his other clips on family life. All true. My husband and I can sign them all. :)

[chrysillo]

I was expecting to feel better when he said that whenever I hear single people complain I get mad and shit..., but then he is like if you die no one will give a fuck =( LOL

[MrPicklerwoof]

I'm single and in my 30's and totally agree with him. We do become rather self-absorbed in our own trifling aspects of our lives - but then we have to. It helps keep us focused and active in a life without the responsibility of raising children.

[00GameReviews]

LMAO!!! Very true.. Poor single people.. If you are 25 or older and you are single I feel sorry for you.. LOL

[crunchytown]

This is why he is my favorite comedian!

[MrBeautifulba1]

"My children are eating my dreams." Sweet.

[cb7pwn]

comedians are smart people . 

[skysamfreeman]

I'm single and I think this is HILARIOUS!

[blakeproductions]

im the View 1500100

[cb7pwn]

@blakeproductions hows that possible if im 1 500 099 ?... lol

[DJTITLOVER]

That's not true, because I hear more married people complaining about kids. It's like somebody made them do it

[norwen3]

@DJTITLOVER they complain about OTHER people's kids ^^ haha

[aliG2500]

@DJTITLOVER i completely agree. i have heard so many asshat parents complaining about having kids and how they can't wait till they go off to college. if that's the case, then why the fuck did you have kids in the first place!!!!???

[JayPivot]

watch my vid on louis ck

[Wharwulif]

Yup,being single is MUCH better =D

Because once you enter the Non-single life-you are FARTED UP

at least I can die in PEACE,while you keep fighting with your WIFE and 60 kids,and if you die,then they will go and PISS ON YOUR GRAVE EVERY YEAR!!!

Also...No one cares about me,so farting what? Humans are a race of Fishit anyway,and by the way they "Care" for things,I'm actually BLESSED by NOT having their "care"!

Because if they DID care about me,I'll be DOOMED!!!

So...FART YEAH!!!

[slckr80s]

Offspring polluting, self important sap.

[neongecko06]

Wow, 1,500,000 views.

[Tirisfalen302033]

Lol, this is such bullshit, married people complain the most... AND most of them do NOT stay married.....

[Wharwulif]

@Tirisfalen302033 Agree

[sauerkrautus]

@Tirisfalen302033 It's fucking comedy. It's not supposed to be taken seriously. And if you do take it seriously, maybe it's time for you to watch something else, like Oprah...

[luckycandy101]

@Tirisfalen302033 Your either a complete idiot or you don't understand comedy...

[Deadlyrazorwings]

@Tirisfalen302033 You didn't actually take this personally did you?

[annamarierichards67]

@Deadlyrazorwings ..... I think alot of people took this way to much to their own life ...really now ?

[SpairoAce]

@Tirisfalen302033 You do realize that's exactly what he was saying right? He's saying single people don't have the RIGHT to complain.

[anacrobat89]

@Tirisfalen302033 No sh*t guy... I think Louis' point is that being single is so much easier because your have less or no responsibilities. That's the whole point of the joke. Louis himself got divorced at some point after this was filmed.

[cb7pwn]

@Tirisfalen302033 LOL single people are like rich people... they complain about the most meaningless shit

[PenguinWalrus0]

At 1:15 onward is he talking about single people or hipsters? lol

[CoffeeBeatsTea]

@PenguinWalrus0 lol, fucking hipsters

[halifaxx55]

Oh louis quit being so negative...

[pcjunkie05]

the planet is well on its way to becoming overpopulated. if you and you significant other have more than one kid, ur fucking stupid

[Wharwulif]

@pcjunkie05 Humanity in total is a race that strives to grow till infinity,and then collapse once they are unable to hold themselves anymore.

So...the baby factory will carry on,because humans are too much full of themselves to realize where they are going or how they are being navigated by their dicks and tits!

So...SCREW THEM!

Really...let them go above Max-population,and let them all KILL and EAT each other until non remains,and earth could apply a restart,and maybe the next version will rock

[extreme1is1me]

@Wharwulif couldn't agree more

[THEoBANANAoBIRD]

@Wharwulif why are you saying them like you're not human? I'm sorry sir are you a fucking dog? Like you could fucking make a better race.

[Wharwulif]

@THEoBANANAoBIRD Am I suppose to be proud at giving myself that title?

Sorry,I prefer to call myself a Dung Beetle then a Human,at least they got some Honor in them!

Actually,I could make a better race-but humans will most likely eat them.

[THEoBANANAoBIRD]

@Wharwulif you could not make a better race, its horrific but at the same time beautiful the way people have the free will and freedom to do as they please. maybe you should find the free will to fuck off.

[Wharwulif]

@THEoBANANAoBIRD It is beautiful for you,because you are too blind to see the result,and you are too much full of yourself to even consider that it's just sick.

The people of old were right about one thing-Hubris-it's a plague.

Humanity are indeed doing has they please...how about giving a child a knife and see how well it is doing on it's own? someone will end up dead or wounded for sure.

The same logic that tells you not to give a gun to a kid,is the one showing what horrific Chaos means.

[annamarierichards67]

@Wharwulif .......OK .... I think you need to get a sence of humor and chill out a bit !

[Wharwulif]

@annamarierichards67 The only humor you can see in this world-is how stupid can the human race be,while they believe they are highly "intellect" and think of themselves has the "masters of the natural world".

The punch line comes later,yet within history you can see how many times this joke was told before.

I'll chill out when the joke is over.

[THEoBANANAoBIRD]

@Wharwulif no it was the right person asshole. you have no brain.

[Wharwulif]

@THEoBANANAoBIRD Speaking of brains...check out how "intellect" people are today,especially that they find new ways to bash each other's brains out.

And you are wrong,it's not the right person-it's the left person!

[THEoBANANAoBIRD]

@Wharwulif dude shut the fuck up seriously. Honestly im not telling you to kill yourself because i would hate to have that guilt but honestly, why do you watch videos on youtube and comment about stuff or continue to make stupid comments.

[Wharwulif]

@THEoBANANAoBIRD Check the reply chain-it's all connected to each other.

This is a reply chain to a reply about TOO many kids...So,before you make accusations about me commenting in the wrong place.

If you wish to check my comment on the video itself,that's a bit more above on the list of comments here.

Stop making a fool out of yourself,since you are the outsider in this comment tree,you are the one making the stupid unrelated comments.

[ColbyFoote]

@Wharwulif Maybe you should just of yourself a favor and die, then.

[Wharwulif]

@ColbyFoote ahhh...the common perception,how tiresome.

I already did myself that favor,and something REALLY did not wish for me to become dust.

And I learned later on,that death is not doing myself a favor,it's just giving myself an illusion of freedom.

Doing myself a favor would be to try and do my best so that a perception like yours will become instinct,and the world will strive for something different then this shallow form.

Maybe my part is tiny,yet an idea is has powerful has a bullet.

[InsaneBillykane]

@Wharwulif The fuck.

[19volks71]

@xxESPx Again no. There's nothing miserable about being married with children. Not for me, at least. The whole point was- the joke -that single people dwell on minutiae. They are the miserable ones. It a heap of small shit that you realize is peanuts when you have a kid. Not because your kid sucks, but because there are more pertinent issues to concern yourself with.

Marriage and children does not equal misery. Not for everyone.

That's just what your television leads you to believe.

[drabhand]

Silly responses about parenting..I have children and my wife's still hot. When we feel too caged , we get a babysitter, go out-have fun, come home and feel secure..Kids stop you from wondering what life is all about.

[kimberlyy]

"She's a painter. Great. Paint a dollar, take some pressure off please" lolol

[BenosAccount]

lol at the small claps.

[xxESPx]

This is retarded, once you fuck and pop out some children you're entitled to more? It's your choice to settle down with some broad and have kids, you contributed to your own misery.

[DannyDaWriter]

@xxESPx This.

[19volks71]

@xxESPx No. Once you fuck and pop out some children and have a wife and the whole nine, you don't really care to listen to some whinny little turd complain about how little sleep they got or how much of a pain in the ass their girlfriend/boyfriend is. Like you, single people don't have a fucking clue.

[pcjunkie05]

@19volks71 don't have a clue about what.

[ScaryZombieFairy]

And i was talking about the username of the person who posted this video

[ScaryZombieFairy]

Dude, your basically implying that your the big guy

[ScaryZombieFairy]

God hates your username

[DrPlatypus1]

@ScaryZombieFairy No I don't.

[TheGeneralCritic]

I don't get tax breaks for polluting the world with smaller versions of myself and I don't get to claim 'my kid is sick' to get off work. Now all the married people below and above me can fuck right off. :3

[WJHHunterston]

He signed the paper voluntarily...ah hah!

[WhatforNameIsThat]

She's a painter. Great! Paint a dollar, take some pressure of please.

0:40

[SBV123]

hahaha

[benediktstehle]

hahahahahahhaa

[gerardaddict]

People who are destined to be single for the rest of their lives should die young so that they will not suffer from the pain of loneliness at old age. By the time you read this, I'm already dead.

[anabelachaves]

@gerardaddict nooooooooooooooooooooooo don't diiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeee

[DownWithTheHerman]

@gerardaddict but you favorited a video a few hours ago.

[Naedeslus]

@gerardaddict Maybe you're like Jesus and you rose three days later.

[dickcheese663]

I am single and i approve of this video

[SniperCurse]

Holy shit, he' so right! Fuck that I'm not complaining to a family person again!

[rembot]

Well this was inspirational, I'm going to kill myself now.

[aahmadiii]

pple dont take this seriously dumb ass

[MelsEpicWheelTime]

"my children are eating my dreams" he said, on television, getting paid shitloads of money to do what he loves. Eh, he's still my favorite comedian.

[dimmu664]

@MelsEpicWheelTime haha i think he was joking or sumthin

[brianleehouston]

to all the commentors who are arguing below, suck a bag of DICKS! you are just ruining the mood

[damenezgracie]

Too FUCKING real and the laughter is hurting my insides.

[49redskies]

I'm taking relationship advice from this guy :)

[keaton223]

@49redskies i take all my advice from him lol

[GeneralMillss]

@49redskies You shouldn't, he's divorced.

[49redskies]

@GeneralMillss lmao i know, but he makes some good points regardless :P

[49redskies]

99 problems but a bitch ain't one ;)

[goku7940]

fuck you uploader. you fatass

[danielfreyr]

@goku7940 said the fatass, God hates you!

[goku7940]

@danielfreyr lol, im watching comedy so i dont take offense to anything =D

[chasedabase]

Paint a dollar!

[onsenfoudunom1]

God damn he's right! I'll never complaint again

[FaultyParadise]

@onsenfoudunom1 Yes... yes you will. You will and the rest of us will because it helps suppress the realization of the inevitability that we will be in the same spot as Louis here.

[XlightninX]

@onsenfoudunom1 yes.... yes you will

[LoCo55]

"you can end that shit with a phone call! i need a fucking gun, a plane ticket and bleach and shit.." true true words

[greyknight7]

so single people cant have kids? stupid skit, I like funny when its right not retarded

[1983Jacko]

I guess I see his point, there is some miserable single people out there. But I'm the only single guy at work and I'm also the happiest one when I walk in there in the morning.

[Tarwater03]

And I have no sympathy for married people Married people don't talk about their problems, because nobody made you get married and throw away your hopes and dreams. Dumbshits. That's your own fucking fault. lol

[romerochivasfan5]

proof that gingers don't have souls

[PagsandRags]

My wife assassinated my sexual identity.... classic!

[Wadupbeyotch1]

so fucking funny

[coolguy697]

hes dumb....how does a single person have a girlfriend???.....but hes still sooooo fucking funny love this guy!!!!

[tiananman]

@coolguy697 Because single means not married you dumb fuck

[coolguy697]

@tiananman listen faggot....single mean your not in any form of a relationship...whos the dumb fuck now??...yeaa GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[tiananman]

@coolguy697 wow, usually when you point out when someone is wrong, they bow out quietly. but you're taking what i like to call the "pants shittingly retarded" path.

[TobeUK]

as a big fan of stand up im ashamed to say i only just "discovered" this guy whilst watching clips from 'talking funny' hbo thing....he's good- as if 99% of the people reading this didnt already know that haha :)

[ScottyBlogs]

@TobeUK I'm not sure if you have access to his tv show in the UK, but you should really look into 'Louie.' Its like Seinfeld, but darker and more awkward.

[Mansurus]

@ScottyBlogs Let me correct you on one little point. It's like Seinfeld, but it's funny and not annoying.

[Harryclownie]

this whole bit is an incredible vanity wank on CKs part, great you have kids! you have little versions of yourself running around eating your finances and whose lives will ammount to nothing.. i don't care if this ass holes kids become doctors and cure cancer..GREAT!! more people on the planet, consuming and fucking and making kids til the end of time. and all so that this asshole could sleep easy at night thinking his life has more meaning than those who don't or cant have kids... fuck you!!

[kuro5hin420]

@Harryclownie Maybe you should just suck a bag of dicks and shut the fuck up.

He is a comedian. These are called jokes. Fuck your hyperactive sense of entitlement, if you are offended you are a moron.

[seanster265]

@Harryclownie You sound like you REALLY like Dane Cook....

[Harryclownie]

@seanster265 fuck you.. and fuck dane cook until he dies... literally. that guy is the anti funny.

[Smilekrieg]

@Harryclownie ironically aping louis ck on the internet to get a meaningless point across doesnt suit you amigo

[Harryclownie]

@Smilekrieg how the fuck am i in any way aping this guy..? I'm simply posing a counter argument to his sloppy and childishly vain opinion on kids and fatherhood. and how is my counter argument meaningless? Sure I am labeling all human life and endeavor ultimately pointless but I am certainly not wrong in doing so.. I am technically correct and I have the balls to admit it; in summary my balls of wisdom and truth are bigger than yours and your precious louis cks put together.

[Smilekrieg]

@Harryclownie i really cant be bothered articulating a full response to what you said, but rest assured, it's retarded. you're doing the whole elongated hyperbolic rant to emphasis a point, just like louis ck. but it doesnt work for you, because youre an idiot.

[Harryclownie]

@Smilekrieg lol.. what can i say.. i like to use my words. I also have the advantage of being right. And anyway why the fuck do you care about what i think? My first post was in response to the video? if you're upset by the notion of the meaningless of life then you are free to disagree and have as many kids as you want. To quote Bill Hicks "we are a virus with shoes"

[Shinyafreak]

@Harryclownie It's the internet, calm down.

[DiceyJJ]

haha