OMFG - Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Part 40: Worst. Gangsta. Ever.

[mabgamer6407]

29:49 So i bet your asking Yourself If your feeling lucky Punk?

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7 shots..heh lucky Number He was feeling the luck

[Sentinelord]

Revolver is the best weapon in this game, my reasons:

1. The gun itself has only 3x2 space in inventory.

2. You can stack 50 ammo per one stack of ammo which is A LOT, one clip magazine size is 7

3. One of the best damage weapons, with that explosing round package it can kill boss on maybe 10 shots in the head.

Really good weapon.

[DarthWamp]

@Sentinelord I'd debate the Pistol is in most cases be better than the Revolver:

1. With the Armor Piercing System, your rounds bypass enemy armor so:

--- Head-shots are almost always 1 shot kills

--- It's even somewhat effective against robots

2. It takes up 3x2 spaces. It's ammo stacks up to 50, but it has a bigger clip, meaning less time wasted reloading

3. It can use a silencer, meaning you don't blow your cover the first time you use it

--- Also useful for distraction tactics

[MegaDopeable]

the admiral akbar line craked me up xD

[MrKirner]

My name's Phil and I'm learning the guitar :(

[Mouzzy420]

Haha Phil of the Future! xD

[iamtheminecraftman]

Jesse " you know the W.H.O"

Me: I never did like their music..."

[lordox9]

!!! Nucl3rsnake is Prichards hacker name BTW

[tilkibazil]

devolopers sisters.... lol 

[KieranItIs]

20:12 Sneaky cut there ;)

[HMS564]

So Jesse spends most of the game trying to sneak and just as he stands before the door he's supposed to enter...he goes back to kill everyone he sneaked pass in a big firefight...

God I love you Jesse.

[SonicKoolLiam1]

the room in 22:20 is where malek will be if you didnt save her

[MrInappropriateJoke]

29:33 onward is the greatest thing I have ever heard you say ever Jesse

[thesecondislander]

Looks like the Windmill was listening in on the conversation at the very beginning of the game..

[RagingSandvich]

I LOOOOOVE THIS SEERIEEES!!

[mga567]

The whole video, i kept thinking that the background music sounded like Precipice of Defeat.

[withpaws]

incase noone else has said this yet, jesse those were files from different computers from the location, im not fully sure but i think they contained key codes for the places listed, like the first one 44384 is for jmathers rooom in detroit at the sarif HQ in room 20,47192 goes to detroit at SAM in the adminbuilding, whos user is Jthropes. thumbs up so jesse can see :D

[Darkhadia]

Ok I have to say that I think Stoner Guy voice has to be in my top three Jesse voices, probably only beaten by Old Gold Miner voice ^^

[degudenis]

phill from the future

[Oceanxkate]

OMJ! I'm dying to find out whats in that room! =[ I'm a big looter myself

[1kageshirou]

@OMFGcata 10:30 HNNNGGGGG HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT, MY BUTT-HOLE IS SO CLENCHEDDDDD.

<3

[swiftrequiem]

The conversation in the emails is a transcript of the conversation in the intro cinematic where he has the floaty keyboard.

[Jacobstx]

@OMFGcata oh, and Nucl3arsnake is Pritchard's username. - the mail is from when Windmill was trying to hack Sarif Industries.

[Jacobstx]

@OMFGcata - remember the scene right in the start of this playthough? The faceless guys talking to each other?

The mail you found was an -excact- copy of what they said there.

[onizukademongto]

JESSE GET EXPLOSIVE AMMO FOR REVOLVER! ITS AMAZING! :D

[runealdo]

the game sound is really loud on this one

[TheDisturbedmonkey]

Prosperity Boobs!!!

[Pecrice11]

Robot Dominitrix, Wtf. XD Jesse cracks me up.

[66thevirus]

i love his intro's they make me feel happy :3

[demonstone0]

Jesse, why are you picking up Machine Pistol ammo?

[Calvinosaur]

You missed a side quest at the LIMB Clinic! D'OOOOOOH, MY BUTTHOLE!

[grimwest1222]

i love you so much jesse lol!!

[mrperson12131415]

1. Jesse when will you finally get the cloak?! YOU WILL BE ABLE TO BE INVISIBLE!!!

2. Hey stupid, you missed a pocket secretary way back when at 10:30.

[StatisticalError82]

Don't forget to tell him about the laser rifle that can shoot through walls that you can find near the end of this mission

[Kathkere]

Thank you Jesse! Months ago, me and a friend had a bet whether you would install that chip or not. I won't spoil anything, I just wanted to let you know that your decision made me win the bet. The bet was 50 credits in SWTOR (approximately 2 months before the game had launched). That's like nothing? Well, there's a principle involved! I.e, I won.

[monty90021]

18:30 my Saturday nights!

[fuckUallBitches111]

I love how after buying the see through walls upgrade and just looking at the wall and radar to figure out how enemies are placed before smashung jesse finally uses his ability in an open room

[InvaderLER]

At the top of the rooftop workin' on an intro.

I then saw a sign that said "Happy Duck noodles"

I said MAAAAAN!

That's not a happy duck! That's a sign!

I THREW IT ON THE GOOOUND!!!

[Alderus]

So you quick saved, ran there and noticed he was asleep, probably after kicking them a bit, and then you said "fudge this" and reloaded the save file and pretended to juuust notice that he was asleep XD

Then the same when you first did the typhoon XD

[DeathknightAlan]

2 sec before Jesse noticed enter Jensen I noticed it as well, had my me gusta face on and out of nowhere he says it, ah rofl.

[urnotmelol]

Kool aid guy sound very similar to the duke

[TheSarcasticChicken2]

12:08, listen to the guy on the radio, just listen.

[wowadictification]

wait what some where around 22:32 there was a pc still with xp os on it lol

[de4ler]

07:47 xD

[Herraivo]

If jesse misses the Hidden Dildo Room in the sewers I'm going to be seriously dissapointed.

[TheReallydontcare]

Admiral Ackbar sounds a LOT like Sean Connery.

[SuperRainbowHamster]

Jesse, WHY YOU NO SAY PILLZ HERE!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[sagenunn]

@OMFGCata Jesse, the first email means that someone is planning something very bad with the new nerve interface that everyone is getting at the Limb Clinic's. The second one doesn't mean anything, nucl3arsnak3 is the hacker who was causing trouble at one of the corporations. And I think the third one has something to do with Eliza.

[TheReallydontcare]

@sagenunn Nuclearsnake is Pritchard.

[wlman303]

I am so tempted to buy the first Deus Ex. But i am a college student and i dont know if i should be spending any more money than i already have.

[TheReallydontcare]

@wlman303 Deus Ex would be like £2 now surely?

[wlman303]

@TheReallydontcare Its not much i know, but i am already in debt and have to worry about buying some other stuff that is more important... basically what i am saying is, as much as i want it, it is not a priority at this point.

[wlman303]

Jesse missed the entire point of going into the Limb Clinic.... The quest that was in there.

[shadowlucario5050]

voice crack much jesse?

[GamerChickSER]

Jesse SMASH!

[caminator77]

Lol if Malik dies she is in that hospital bed Jesse smashed into and ssohkp

Just grabbed her an yelled I'm takeung u home :p

[jellybean1282]

@caminator77 ? what is that you typed

[Zenryu7]

I think there was one more sidequest there and was from a guy at the clinic.

[619ver1]

Jesse: *Shoots in the air next to an enemy for 10 seconds* Thats a totally useless weapon!

I laughed so hard at this one XD Made my day^^

[TheStarkify]

Aww Jesse quoting intependence day.. <3

[Iced0826]

Jesse, one of the augmentations that you already have when you start the game lets you listen to calls and talk without anyone hearing you. That's why having conversations in public about important stuff is just a normal thing in Deus Ex. :">

[nova636]

The first email is a transcript of the conversation at the beginning of the game between the Illuminati agents, It also shows the locations of each agent in initials ie. us, cn, hk. The second is the one hacker telling the Dutch hacker you saved in the pods about the transcript. The third, i think, has a list of people involved in the Illuminati.

[FancyTophatDude]

did you see this little "hold E" thing when you're using your rifle? you may wanna try that out jesse ^^

[WirlWind494]

@FancyTophatDude Fairly sure that's just the target system doodad. He toggled it on a few vid's ago and it's not terribly useful, esp on targets standing still.

[FancyTophatDude]

jesse you should maybe a an explosive upgrade for your revolver, it makes it quite fun to use ;D

[TheLolfail123]

How exactly did Jesse miss the fact that the radio guy mentioned the Illuminati while he was knocking out the sleeping gangster?

[Maddiemoo246]

"And then I decided to shoot some dudes, because I didn't feel dirty enough."

So Jesse, what were you 'shooting' exactly?

[BaggyOz]

@OMFGcata please use xray vision before entering a room or smashing through a wall

[Maddiemoo246]

@BaggyOz He doesn't know how to >.<

[xRevan116x]

And you missed a side quest at the limb clinic.

[xRevan116x]

Hope*

[xRevan116x]

The illuminati computer you found in a storage garage thing near limb, contains the conversation from the start of the game between the conspirators. Also, files for the sarif manufacturing plant at the start. The email mentioning windmill and nuclearsnake is actually van bruggen. This is the computer used to plan the illuminati plans. How that helped

[PohjoistaKaljaa]

Come on Jesse! You have to say atleast ONES when you punch through a wall...HERE'S JESSE!

[TheBlackSerpentBeta]

Then you find out who there boss is...

and you feel like a dumbass, dood...

[Mr01mr01]

jesse you are not the only one

[TheBlackSerpentBeta]

Those were memory maps, Jesse.

If I'm not mistaken, they'd give someone access to another person's computer memory if they got hacked, dood.

Basically, it would allow someone to access the save files on another person computer. It might even work on augmeties, dood. (Depending on augs on them)

I'm only a Game Design Student, but thats what it sounds like to me, dood.

[TheBlackSerpentBeta]

Jesse!

You do realise that you have the Typhoon blaster active, right?

Its your left perk icon, dood...

Just so you know, it fires rockets outta your chest!

Have fun with your Chest Missile, dood!

[TheBlackSerpentBeta]

...

You really couldn't work out what that was, dood?

That was totally a Hacker's outpost!

Or a Minecraft Server room...

Which ever works, dood...

[SirCyziu]

i LOVE the Deus Ex 1 music on the radio in the background in that storage with all the strange e-mails <3

[gringo533]

Gun play in this game is horrible. Glad I chose the sneaky style.

[knowsfords]

25:40 deus ex predicted TDR tuberculosis

[MrFrostedminiwheats]

18:00 There was ONE survivor.

[Claaaaaaaaws]

wow in that room where jesse broke into at 22:40 i had malik sitting in that chair

[Jarjarnl]

@Claaaaaaaaws you didn't save her then poor malik ;(

[NiMiJoKaONVaPaa]

@Claaaaaaaaws yeah, you ran away when she was shot down instead of killing the bad guys and saving her so they killed her.

[Craziguy33]

@Claaaaaaaaws yeah that happens when you think she is scripted to die :(

[darkmasterftwlal]

@Claaaaaaaaws because you runned instead of saving her while you crashed with the heli ....

[debberdep]

@Claaaaaaaaws 'Cause you didn't save her.

[Claaaaaaaaws]

it was about you should get the chip!!!!

[LanceDH]

The robot has been very '' .. what ?

[the123abcone]

:-)

[mattpaulnewton]

Y U NO USE CLOAK!

[BanjoPlayingBear]

OH MY GOD YOU MISSED THE FUCKING SIDEQUEST! aaaaarrrrgghhh..

[FurettiLamborgini]

Upgrade the damage on the revolver!!!

[phenom568]

So that email, the first one is the opening cutscene but the conversation was hacked by windmill, the guy you found earlier that gave you a card to get into the tower. The second email is windmill bragging. The third email is the most interesting because it looks like its a list with the names and emails of those taking part in the conversation from the opening cutscene. A couple of those names are from sarif industries. I'm not sure if their is much more than that but that's what I got from it.

[Dethkill95]

jesse not all stoners sound like shaggy from scooby doo

[klauspark]

@Dethkill95 I wish they did

[UnwrittenSymphony]

Keep on kicking ass, Jesse. :)

[MultimanGalaxyGamer]

Jesse on your current quest you get a laser and some where there is ammo for it

[EggySnoodle]

does jesse have to activate the silent walking thing?

[UnwrittenSymphony]

@EggySnoodle Yeah, it takes power to use if I remember right.

[TheClimberPopo]

The first email on the computer was a transcript from the first cutscene in the game.

[bro123bro123]

When I play Minecraft, I put Jesse's playthroughs on in the backround and just bask in the soothing tones of his voice.

[TheFunnyguy567]

我是中国人，我得罪你的种族主义。

[JackedUpNGoodToGo]

The chick on the missing persons poster looks like someone I know... weird that I never noticed it before..

[A1fAnERD]

So there is a guitar playing dushbag stereotype Chinese cyborg gangster in the triad named Phil. Not judging, I can see that happening.

[Ieatbabyseals]

Why u no look through walls!?

[di11pi11]

is it just me or does he make every game look amazing?

[sugarking12]

Yay another session of wastin time with Jesse

[scott1045]

Hi, my name is CHANG. And i am here today to SKIPP

[madtrenton2335]

aVo deserves icecream

[furydeath]

and if only he had went into the door they would have all been friendly

[dimondblade]

the guy that does darrows voice. is that obi one kanobi ?

[furydeath]

20:20 I see what you did there :D

[trotdawg2k]

Jesse, if you would have gone into the freaking room where the quest was at, those guys would have turned friendly and you wouldn't have had to freaking waste so much ammo taking them out.

[Andre3k]

You can see through walls!!! USE IT!

[unknownzearl]

SHA5 is an crpytation method.

[aHazWaz]

wanna watch more swtor check out my channel !!!

[ProblemzSir]

the chinese words at the intro literally means happy duck noodles.

[Frizfox]

Worst. Title. Ever.

[TopHatIndustries]

I just realized, if Jensen were to get out of shape, then all his augmentations would remain the same size as everywhere got fat and flabby.

[Thylorddax]

You missed a sidequest from a doctor at the limb clinic. If you had turned left at the computers the quest giver was right there and even calls out to you.

[MegaDuCKstar]

21:36 HEY Kool Aid.......

[karlorf77]

Been a while since I played through, but if I remember correctly..,

The transcript ([end]) is talking about the limb clinic chips. and the second mail - nucl3arsnake is the irritating techy buddy from your head office and windmilll is the guy who hides in the pod that you can choose to give a pistol to. The mail is talking about windmill's remote control hack into sarif industries using the hole in the head guy.

[marharth]

@karlorf77 Wasn't the first message a text version of the conversation at the start of the game?

[maximillionmaster15]

sweet finally get to see the super vision X)

[chillmander]

i was playing my guitar when you referred to the douchebag gangsta. i slowly put it down, a solitary tear rolling down my cheek

[MrDarkbaron007]

@OMFGcata should of changed the chip, now the battle with Jaron will be a big fat joke

[brutalskyhawk]

jesse the revolver you gave to him it was in the safe

[MrHatkinson]

My god, 30 minute video and he didnt do anything story wise, jeebus jesse stop going out of your way to waste so much time... just sayin.

[imperialcreedguard]

@MrHatkinson killing dozens of chinese gangsters is doing nothing?

[teteiyusu]

LMFAO! Makes him sleep when he already was!

[thealexgher]

i know this is a little late but dose anyone find it fishy that peopel put a augmentation into adam which made him look douchey ALL THE TIME!

that just screams conpieresy

[Colimaisnada]

Oh, so NOW Jesse remembers his Detective Mode vision?

[Silverknight16]

9:35 That was good. I, somehow, didn't expect that.

[CrazyifReady]

Everytime Jesse shouts "OH YEAH!" and busts through a wall reminds me of the old Kool-Aid commericals

[spanishax]

@CrazyifReady That's... That's the whole point. :/

[Dmaster2k]

@CrazyifReady that's kinda the idea

[SixthStanza]

@CrazyifReady No shit.

[Sabruui1]

Wasteless is a word.

[invaderzim257]

you got 404 credits in that room full of broken computers

[loch157]

aren't boobs and prosperity the same thing?

[ogrejd]

Jesse's lack of explosive rounds on the revolver this late in the game is quite depressing.

[DaHuntsman1]

@ogrejd if he hadn't done it by episode 20 then dont expect it this late.

[DoserThePally]

If only Jesse knew that admiral akbar would be ignored again...

[dreamons]

"Don'tlookoverhere,don'tlookov­erhere,don'tlookoverhere,don't­lookover...." ~Thought he was gonna pull a Bat-Man move on that one~

[markos1388]

Skata if you are Greek.

[SillyJuiceProduction]

The stuff on the computer was some of the conversation from the beginning.



[Stockholmarn]

Jesse a few non-spoiling pointers for you.

First: You missed the second side quest in Hengsha, I wont say more than it is started around the Limb-clinic area!

Second: The reason your heavy rifle (and any other rifle, really) is totally useless is because you spent augmentation points in "Higher Accuracy" for Snipers, Crossbows and Dartguns.... NOT RIFLES!

Third: The recoil reduction augmentation is in the "Strength" tree/sub menu.

Forth: Much love from a butt clenching fan

[thowll6]

@Stockholmarn and from a butt clenching reader of comments its fourth :P

[Gigigiritina]

Y u no get invisibility? Thumbs up if you agree

[volleyballgirl464]

yes, you would go down and sneek behind them

[pandaBRAZUCA]

Next time on Deus Ex: Looting with episode Jesse

[TheHeroicPeanut]

Jesse just got an explorer's boner..

[InquisitorSinCross]

too bad Jesse didn't choose to change the chip - battle with Jaron will be a joke(

[ShadowHohenheim]

Is it driving anyone else insane that Jesse put that targeting system upgrade on his Combat Rifle and used it once like 30 episodes ago?

[niksen13]

I love how you look beneath boxes and still miss to see the credits lying there xD 10:30

[Arcterion]

5:44 -- And thus Jesse x Jensen slash fiction was born.

It'll be both utterly horrifying and glorious.

[MiralGS]

Phil of the Future!

[reapr31337]

Jesse don't randomly eat the bars! You can get through most situations with just one energy cell.

[saconadapega]

I like how he manege to reach the objective almost undetected and then start to go up killing everyone

[PivotGuardianDZ]

YESSS