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  • the word ''phat phuc'' means buddha, so dont disrespect buddha saying fat fuck.

  • lucas cruikshank?!

  • :) 0:40

  • Thump up if you love the Big Wong

  • Hhahahaha! ;D CLASSIC CLIP CRITICS! :D LOVE IT! <3

  • hahahahhahahaahahahah....this is great.

  • The Big Wong is FreddieW's restaurant.

  • more than half of these r OURS - ASIANS 1S xDDDDDDDDD

    -sincerely - ur dedicated sponsor

  • haha... 2 girls in 1 cup..

  • Haha. Wow lmfao dude. Holy fuck. Asian restaurants r awesome.

  • fred

  • Big wong i wanit NOW

  • One of Clip Critic's best!

  • I laugh every time i see this!

  • Lol Shane Dawson's face is priceless XDDDDDD ur videos are overall fucking great

  • @proceo12 haha!

  • keep dipping my friends!

  • phil de faggot

  • shane dawsn is gay!!

    Hilarious

  • @krksh2003 ...? hm.....

  • LOL soon fatt is in bray in ireland

  • lol

    sign fail

  • ROFLMAO these guys are hilarious !

  • cool ;D

  • phat phuc lol

  • "nothing beats dipping yer dick in crabby dick's seaman sauce"

    hahhaa

  • Did you guys kill willis?

  • lmao

  • Phat Phúc is gonna be my new joke of the day on Facebook.

  • That wasn't really Tom Cruise and Shane Dawson.......FAKE AND GAY !!!

  • XD shane dawson

  • LOL! I LIVE NEAR PHAT PHUC!!!!

  • lol what theyb saying!

  • Smfthedingo uh its not fred its shanedawson but seriously u dont kno

  • it is fred u retard

  • i went to krabby dicks my dad got the cabe balls with seaman sauce (it was just ketchup and mayo)

  • @monkeysareall srry crab balls

  • lmao, omg, truly lmao

  • Does restaurants like that really exist in USA?

  • i got 2 chewy balls! xD lol

  • lmao "nothing beats dipping your balls at krabby dick's seaman sauce"

  • fred is photoshopped at 1:10 lol

  • HAHAHAH

  • who are the two guys with the rainbow?

  • shane dawson and tom cruise

  • Omg Im Gonna Throw Up @_@ that was sick!

  • awesome haha 5/5

  • Seaman sauce haha

  • pu pu hot pot is in my town!

  • its like you just googled dirty restaurant names

  • OMG funnyjunk must've had so many hits now

  • how would it have so many hits? I love funnyjunk, but not that much people know about it. :(

  • because funnyjunk is probably where most of the funny images came from - it's famous for that. and, really? i thought heaps of people knew about funnyjunk :S

  • Wellllllll, so much for you sponsors! LOL!

  • i went to a restraunt called suck- dry before XD

  • lol cum n eat lolz

  • lol, i got this chain email

  • haha cuz i hate shane

  • GREAT JOB!!!!!! iJUSTINE!!!!!!!! but... whats shane dawson doing in that position? he is NOT gay! <3 oh i love him! <3 iJustine ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!

  • I love the use of failblog images XD we asians have a knack for strange names but wow

  • lmao

    Awesome!!!!!

  • lol hooters, vagina tandoori, CUM-and-eat yeah you get the best of both worlds, soon fat chinese take away lol

  • wtf shane dawson?

  • lol "dip ur balls"

  • I Knew IT! Cruise is gay for Shane Dawson! Those two are made for each other! Dip Em in the seamen sauce accordingly

    DangerNation(Phuk ME!) OFF!

  • lol, awesome episode.

  • lol at all of the tom cruise gay jokes, I'd bet hes crying somewhere

  • "Golden Stool" knocked me out :D

  • phat phuc noodle bar is acctually real! XD

  • arnt they all? . . .

  • so funnnyyy

  • 5 stars for Seamen Sauce

  • hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahahha! i love this!

  • Did someone go to the fail signs website lol?

  • you guys forgot willis's favorite clothing store...

    "NIGGER KING"

  • crabby dick's seaman sauce LOL

  • loveeee!!! lmfao!!! lol

  • yeah, captain chuck is back, from hooters! and other weird restaurants.

  • lol haha this was fucking awesome

  • LOL shane :)

  • lmfaoooo

  • lol

  • 0 - o the chocolate log, chewy bals and dirty dicks. WOW thats so discusting out of all of them :(

  • WOW

  • deeerrrrr-teeeeee :D

  • wow looks like the Capt has major crush on Ijustine.. i dont blame him

  • everything was good exept the shane dawson part... shane dawson is BY FAR better than you guys (: not that you aren't good

  • .. :) Go fuck yourself.

  • Shut up :D have you ever seen any of his vids? Not saying that these guys are not funny, keep that in mind! (:

  • :) Yes he's a total fag.

  • yeah go fuck yourself

  • Damn how did you guys find all those restaurants?

  • hahahahaha

    its funny because they are real restaurants

  • Usually we don't watch videos that are not business related, but this was so funny so we had to comment! 5 STARS!!

  • fuk mi lol thats funny

  • HEY TOME CRUISE IS NOT GAY!!!!! he's bi

  • ..polar...

  • @legandarymasterrevan

    TOM CRUISE ISN'T BI, HE FUCKS ALIENS, SO WHAT EVER THAT IS

  • LOL

  • hahahahah "soon fat" xD

  • fuk mi

  • best!!!

  • lol this is funnyyyyy :P

  • fuckin hillarious

  • adding this to my favorites for a while, can't believe the names of those restaurants! What the fuck were they thinking?!!!

  • my god, the cum - n - eat is like 5 mins away from my house, its the best

  • yeah, you get the best of both worlds

  • oh man you guys are a crack up i can never get enuff lol

  • Why the hell does this video always come up in my subscribe box, when I already watched it and 4 days old.

  • funny shit, funny shit

  • hahaa

    Fuck shane dawson's ugly face!

  • WAAAAH!

    xD

  • holy shit 2:18 crabby dicks! come dip yer balls in our seaman sauce open fer lunch

    its a marketplace and grill what the fuck how did they not get arrested for that

  • dude, chewy balls is right by my house in houston... it closed down tho. couldnt compete with starbucks

  • No BJ's ?

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

  • lol fred

  • lol exotic food

  • :Ou made fun of shane dawson?!?!?!?! lol

  • Bunghole30 for the win

  • Very very very funny

  • LMAO

  • LOL

  • shane dawsons a fag

  • LMFAO !!!!

  • oh my...I am speachless

    still 5 stars

  • lol seamen sauce

    tastey stuff

  • ha 5stars

  • lmao at the seamen sauce

  • What's up with the outbreak of Halo?

  • Hilarious :-)))

  • AARRRRRHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!

    5 stars for that!

  • Alot of research went into that

  • shane dawson just got dissed....:O

  • sometimes you gotta wonder are these names accidents ...or what?

  • LOL, WTF?!?!

    -_-

  • This is great. Very funny.

  • hahhahaha

  • ohhhhhhh my godddddd soo funny

  • i dident like the girl on the left but the other 2 HOT!

  • this is like the 3rd gay joke youve done about me. is that really all you guys can think of? i like you guys but seriously, come on. think outside the gay box =P

  • lol Shane dont take it srls......

  • Oh Shane, take some lessons from Ray William Johnson

    Ifyou are a celebrity, you ARE going to have to be made fun of, because that's what you get for being famous =P

  • What other jokes could they do? xP

  • You are so right Shane!

    ;)

  • lololol faggot

  • Someones having there period

  • I Think It's Pretty Fucking Funny!!!

  • ShaneDawson, you should be proud that you will be always remembered as being gay. Its like Ray Charles being blind, and Little Richard being fruity, and Lady Gaga with a big nose.

  • or Lady Gaga with a duck between her legs >.>

  • lord gaga please :)

  • omgwrtfbbq its shanedawson the epiclawler im a subber put me in your next vid :P its my bday today...it sounded like bj

  • You forgot Dirty dicks to...=(

  • lol shop with bad name :O five stars

  • haha. i sense an animosity towards shane dawson? are u guys cool? do u guys need a counsilar? can u jst "not quit him"? lulz

  • lady gagas is "hung far low" LOLZ! man that was awesome! the rest of em made me laugh even more! keep it up guys!

  • Facelessentity93,

    We like Shane along with all the other tubers. That's why we kid.

    ~CC

  • What the hell... Random Guy under chicks boobs in 0:40?

  • On the road between Fairbanks and Wasilla is a place called Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn.

  • epic

  • rofl

  • LMFA!!!!!!! CCs FTW!!!!!!!

  • lma0

  • Extra seamen sauce on the side.

  • wow ...how long did it take to find all that crap

  • as long as it takes to dip my dick in mr. crab's horse raddish/ranch mix =3

  • bahahhahaaaa I love the part with Shane Dawson and tom cruise XD

  • well done!

  • xD lmao

  • wow...

  • Poor shay :(