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  • 1:07

  • Georgia van Cuylenburg did Vanille's voice, I bet in real life she moans and does sex noises too

  • Orobon weakness are fire,Lightning because It's gonna to be Grill Fishy. *0*

  • Does anyone know wtf this L'Cie meand and focus couse I finished the game and STILL don't know anything.

  • @donatshabani Final Fantasy Wiki - look it up there, thats where i learnt what it all meant

  • I hope Phil uses Lightning's Army of One in this playthrough, best part of the game is when you get that and Vanille's Death IMO :)

  • @darkzona1 GAAAAAAAAAAAHH 168 VIDEOS OF SCROLLING DOWN AND SUDDENLY, FUCKIN SPOILER, OH GOOD GRIIIIIEFFF haateeeeee

  • @darkzona1 She can be annoying, but damn, she is kinda hot

  • The Japanese have some really lame dialog. =P

  • i think real time perverts enjoy these cutscenes?

  • @HiHi9043 jk xD

  • This game is not the best but still good, I don't care about voice acting like dsp do... and all complain is only for show, anyway dsp i funny man.

  • @RebornGalaxy I think it is still a crap cutscene even without considering the voice acting - the dialogue is melodramatic, overly sentimental, nonsensical bullshit that doesn't actually make any sense whatsoever!

  • her names Georgia van Cuylenburg

  • Already at 02:05 and already I'm in actual tears from laughing. Fucking hell, Phil. Get Comedy Central to post these

  • Serah is hot.

  • the cutscene is all emotional and DSP u just make it so sexual lol, fckin funny

  • You should put this in funniest moments of 2010.

  • Phil ragged this cutscene soooo hard. It's hilarious, I love it.

  • you are pretty awesome

  • DSP, I salute you :D that was THE best of all the 168 parts so far

  • Haha phil jesus you ruined their moment X'D

    i laughed so hard in this vid

  • this game is horrible but DSP makes it funny (with commentary)

  • lol not even 1 min into gameplay is funny xD

  • @shadowninja402 i mean he is funny

  • i accually need coffee just to watch this but im still in the sleep zone but your commetary is forcing me into the awake zone thanks :)

  • Don't these people ever change clothes?

  • @BoomlalaMetrotab the question is: do they ever take a bath xD

  • Guys DSP's main account has been suspended by Ubishit and Youshit. Go to THEKINGOFHATEHD and subscribe there for more information and updates about this mess.

  • DSP HAD HIS ACCOUNT SUSPENDED

  • when you stuck your finger up i couldn't stop laughing

  • HAHA!!!!!!!!!

  • lol phil holds the finger phil says GO TO HELL XD xD

  • these captions are on crack phil says "lets kill as many as we can"

    captions: "good evening" ooook there i think they hired a bunch of crack heads to do these or somethin

  • @stonrplc its voice recognition, it the computer tries to recognize what he's saying, with shocking results.

  • @Ignore14 yeah very shocking results no wonder its still in beta it needs ALOT of work

  • god how is it you can never tell there weakness phil, i mean seriously lightning on the fish it took u that long to tell :l

  • fix that flicker

  • oh my god I laugh so hard when DSP shakes his middle finger in front of the screen

    "go to hell!!" LMAO

  • The voice of chun-li did the voice of serah

  • I like Vanille's voice... Can you really imagine her with any other voice? Really?

  • i am glad this has graet commentarry

  • sentiments are killing phil right n ow

  • LOL THREE BLACK MEN XD!!!!!!!

  • @DrippyBrown

    If you even watched this playthrough you'd know how cautious and wary DSP was about the pedo shit in this game

  • godamnit!! just 2 seconds and something is spoiled for me!

  • interesting you chose to play as hope. Don't you find that the medic and synergist is best played by the ai?

  • If they didnt give the creatures so much hp this game would be way too easy cause the amount of damage you can do yourself is crazy in this game

  • haha phil's best video of Final Fantisy 12 yet. Hahaha rub your boobs together, haha 3 big black guys came at me and gang banged me. Phil you make me laugh 5/5

  • I generally like your humor Phil, but to be honest, final fantasy is a rpg and in a way I think you're kinda ruining the experience of the game for some people by making (in my opinion) silly jokes 24/7. I haven't felt this before, but I actually think you're ruining the walkthrough experience for some people. This is an epic game with an epic story that deserves to be treated well. That's at least my opinion! Take care

  • @RangFlash haha you are the man, this commentary is so fucking amazing

  • TERRIBLE?????????

    WTF MAN

  • agreed

  • lol 168 parts? wtf

  • I like ur comments :D

  • 1:30 i was just thinking the same xD

  • I dont like whiteboy humour but youre funny nigga.

  • put audiotranscript on and to go 0:50 WHAHAHA

  • What the hell happened to Final Fantasy?

    I miss FFIV (J) FFII(US) Fucking epic soundtrack.

  • lol i love how he just makes up shit on the fly.....and the 3 black guys, lmao

  • 2:40 Thank u Vanille's voice actor is fuckin horrid..

  • the island from kingdom hearts

  • phil, i love you lmfaoooo

  • vanille's actress is australian, and on her wiki page it says she best known for the voice acting for vanille lol I wonder why

  • LMAO AHAHAHA

  • the gang bang part was awesome i love dsp

  • LOL

  • There are many women (imo especially asian women) who are -25 who look this young. Maybe its that others just age faster? ;)

  • vanille is like 19,she is just childish

  • More like as carefree as one can really be (aside from her guilt).

    Both her and Fang are portrayed as very very casual with danger, drama, etc, and this is considered a 'Pulse' thing, as it seems their people were quite used to the stuff.

  • Serah is 18, Claire is 21, Vanille is supposed to be 19...but is really like 219 or 319. Hope is the only one under 18.

  • Lol yeah right Serah looks like she could be in her late 20's

  • @Darinl79 uh sarah is 18? she looks 15

  • the black guy moment was priceless.....

  • 1:48 looked odd.

  • Not in theory, because Vanille is hundreds of years old. Also she was 19 before turning to crystal. The only underge character in this game is Hope.

  • Phil should do improv voice acting for some games. Imagine Phil if HE were Snow....Snow wouldn't be a whiny bitch.

  • And he would be far more misogynistic.

  • Phil: "Rub your tits together!"

    Another DSP moment lol.

  • lezin out all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • whos serah? I dont know who she is because i skipped some parts

  • Serah looks too young..

  • big middle finger lolol

  • phil you kill it

  • Lol at that.

  • "You met Serah?"

    "Yeah I ate her out too, it was fun!"

  • When will this game end

  • sometimes ur just too fucking crack up phil. well done.

  • @HolyOath i find GoW 3 better than the last 2 GoW titles

  • @stonrplc well duh its the finel game you expect it to be good

  • @stormshadow227 so you think there will be another GoW game? well i know it wont be called gow4 prolly a different name but maybe itl have something to do with kratos' brother thats my guess

  • @stonrplc no i don't think so the trilogy is done

  • @stormshadow227 i know the trilogy is definitly over or should i say kratos' story is over and they will make a different story of some other dude but it wont be called god of war, well that is IF they decide to make another GoW like game but yah we wont be seeing kratos anymore.

  • If people wanna complain about god of war they should do it on his main site; why are those people even on the FF site if they don't wanna watch >_>

  • exactly. why are they here if they dont like the game? surely they can last a week or two without phil

  • god your spelling is awful

  • @stormshadow227 this game just needs kratos as a party member lmao or at least a secret party member

  • And then the three black guys killed him because he's a stupid wimp!

    Pissed myself laughing

  • this game sucks balls, im jus wachin it cause of phils commentary is entertaining lol

  • same here....phil is making this game look great!

    Game companies owe him for making their videos look great.

  • PMSL :D

  • "ate her out too it was fun" LMFAO XD

  • Although Vanille's voice is kind of annoying it doesn't make the whole game bad

  • yeh she does make the game bad she groins each time when she attacks

  • It didn't make the game bad though because the other characters outshine her. I just couldn't wait till they stopped letting me use her. Its like a movie there might be one bad actor in the movie but it doesn't make it bad. I certainly enjoyed this FF's story. Think of what other games out there that have high quality voice acting

  • Meh. The vid no workeh :(

  • It seems like whoever is playing this game is like not into complex stories and emotional events, hes not open minded so in defense every time there is a touching scene he blows it off by making stupid remarks, talking over the scene and making stupid jokes. Sorry I had to say that

  • He just needs some humbling experiences. He hasn't really grown out of high school mentality it seems.

    Like what the hell, joking about gang rape?

    I know JRPGs can be sappy, but really...

    The 'face it later' part was just saying "Don't live just in the present, but know that things always are clearer in hindsight.

    and its a New Zealander accent. Maybe Phil would go crazy in that country.

  • Exactly! There was nothing strange about this scene at all. The dialogue on this part was perfect and thats what I mean he's closed minded and is not open to emotional parts of the story. He probably fell into that whole way American gamers think now. " I don't play a game for its story only its gameplay".

  • Great job categorizing gamers by a country.

    ~idiot

  • I hate to sterotype but that what seems to be going on with this country lately. Its not particularly a bad thing but thats what i have been seeing for the past 5 years

  • america or japan?

  • what's more disturbing than his comments on rape period(much less gang rape) is the people that consider that part of his commentary priceless

  • @DaimenJ - It's actually making me a little sad. And you know, if Phil ever reacted to this, it would also be in an immature manner. Yeah. :S

  • go cry

  • whens the gow3 phil you said it was gonna be uploaded 2 hours ago

  • Holy god this game is lllllllllllllllllllooooooooooo­ooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg­gggggggg

  • Next part ?

  • There are only two black guys in this game.

  • LOL

  • two too many

  • so.. thers no chinese ppl. n no indian... wats ur point...

  • So then only Sazh and his son could've been the ones to gangbang Serah?

  • it took me exactly 59 hours 29 minutes 19 seconds to beat this game with only 50 side quests done and now i am starting the post game contents . if phil wants to finish it faster he needs to craft the items for auto-haste and first-strike he will be able to finish monsters in few seconds using rav-com-sab / rav-com-rav combos

  • He's not going to though. He's just going to get more and more mad.

  • @SwobyJ AND that is why we like him

  • 1:41 - 1:44 O_o

  • three Big black guys came in and gangbanged me :D

  • Laughing my ass off at the commentary in this vid, Phil's ripping this game a new one.

  • Is this game really just Gay cut scenes and then epicly boring battles? atlest its a DSP walkthrough

  • whatch out for the finger!

    It will get you lol

  • @gabinomojarro What do you expect? It's Final Fucking Fantasy

  • The older games were better.

  • @gabinomojarro I agree, but who does every site give the game a 8+ then? I dont get it.

  • u suk balls

  • u suck donkey DICK..this game is great...and the characters are babes..i feel you are just hating on this game, because u cant buy it cuz u r poor

  • GO AND SUK YR MUMS PUSSY BITCH!

  • georgia van cuylenburg

  • lol good one phil

  • LMAO the close captions are hilarious.

  • Why are they so bad, lol.

  • Man I watch every 20 or so videos and each one comes back to this bloody beach with two people having a "touching" story

  • LMFAO! Phil is hilarious

  • FISHY FISHY lol

  • the chick in white at beginning had the shortest skirt ever lol XD

    sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­t!

  • nice battles :)

  • worst.jrpg.EVER! the only reason i've been watching it is because phil is down right funny XD

  • This game is a joke.

  • is it just me cause i just want to fuck both of them in a threesome

  • it is just you

  • No. I perfectly understand you dude.I guess imagining crazy sex scenes with those two is the only way to survive this mess of cutscenes.

  • why are you still watching it then?

  • yet nerds grow up to get good jobs and make good money

  • The three big black guys OMG LOL

  • lightning was looking at a whirlpool in the water by the way, if you go to it 2 extra platforms with rare treasures pop up from the water

  • @SuperKiraGamer actually, a shitload of people do. gtfo

  • LOL, It sounds like Phil was going insane watching that cutscene with Sareh.

  • Phil = drunk = hilarious.

  • Final Cutscene 13: Linear Fantasy

  • rofl

  • LESBIAN.

  • LOL Awesome that was Funny that Game was just a Joke i play now 30:41 hours this game has no end why

  • Hahaha, "There's fishi fishi people", and LMFAO at the 3 black guys. LOLOLOL. I laughed so hard man, just epic Phil. xD

  • i do