hi, im a wii

[TheTheglennmurray]

I don't know why but I want a wii o_o

[SkyussValley7]

damn I remember this,

this was back when people thought the wii was actually gonna be cool.

[HeyJohny4488]

This video is now irrelevant. The hot babe has grown older and now she's known mostly for her lack of personality (games). The fat chick has made a big effort to appeal to you, so she lost some weight (Slim), reduced the price, stole the toys from the other babe and used her knowledge to improve them (Move). Everyone and their friends prefer the fat girl for "group sessions" (online gaming), and the blonde now takes care of kids and elderly people to make a living.

[TheUmbrellaCorpX]

yeah ps3 slim is Hotter than a Wii and more Fun.

[HectorLWS]

me queedo con el wii XD

[Birtchman1]

hi im a wii

no you're a slut

[88TheGLEESON88]

she can "VROOM!" me anytime

[NetholasBlackheart]

I want a Wii :D PS3's are for virgins rofl.

[MetallSwede]

Interesting that i can't find this in higher quality than 240p on youtube... -.- I needs mah Wii!!

[Arquebus23]

Hi, I'm a wii

and I'm a PS3

Okay, we know your body now...

let me see your "performance" :p

[zienkai]

And yet somehow I got the best of both. Can't make a Wii function with it's worthless controls, and can't afford the pricetag of the ID theft from PS3. XBOX360 FTW!!!

[TheUmbrellaCorpX]

@zienkai What ID Theft??

[Reloading26]

@zienkai why the heck? please do back to school and learn logic....

[Brionian101]

DON'T FALL FOR IT! I have a wii, and when you play go-karts, you don't get a half-naked chick, you get a fat sweaty italian who hangs out with mushroom people, apes, and turtles

[HotsumaLaizenJou]

Hi, I'm a Wii and I'm a... Sorry... I was distracted by the sexy. *sigh* I'm gonna need to buy a lot of Wiimote Jackets to keep playing this console. *nudge nudge*

[PenguinRecordings]

"I am large and in charge" Hahahahahahahaahahahaahahaahah­ahaaha

[dorukokman]

i am soooo getting a wii....

[bioniclefanfreak829]

see, this is why i got a PS3 slim...

[TheDreReichDude]

Oooooohhhweeeeee, I so totally want that Wii's hot sexy ass!

The console itself, though, well, its fucking shit! The PS3 is CLEARLY the system to have. Too bad that it's female version was fat, fugly, and no fun at all!

[TwistedLemniscate]

"I'm cheap and fun."

Sold!

[bucketofshrimp9897]

I think it would have been more fitting if the fat girl was a 360

[mortimerr2011]

Thats why i got the PS3 S-L-I-M!

[TheLunaDivider112]

She fine as fuck doe

[themetro230]

Like that girl.. Only lasts for a few minutes...

[themetro230]

True... The wii is

[cypri0t]

F the ps3 Wii by far

[killerslayer543]

oh i got a good game for that wii

[Madnetz]

@killerslayer543 called hide the fruit?

[killerslayer543]

@Madnetz nope....

its a "hard" disk game and its a "long" one

[TheAshSonic]

good thing i have a wii!!!

mum: "OH MY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?"

Me:*continues to hump my wii*

[nurnurburgur]

Now i always get hard when i play the wii...

[MrShinigamiKnight08]

The wii girl isn't that hot

[RainfulPhenix]

@MrShinigamiKnight08

You think the Ps3 woman is hotter,

[Rovelius]

Hah, this video is actually accurate.

Wii : looks and sounds nice but it's all fake

PS3 : big power, big game library, big fun

[Laubotje]

that girl has ugly shoes

[TwISt3D1014]

Fml i have the fat cow

[MrJakys1234566]

a fat girl for the ps3? oh HELL NOO

[afterlife300]

But wii sucks so dose ps3

Xbox360 ftw

And computers

[HowlingWolf518]

So basically, the Wii is all ass?

[bddblade]

A slutty wii.

[rikimaru700]

*looks at my Wii* D: You...Whore

[thedudsonette]

gameboy

[Emilyrichmont]

LMFAOOOO

[TheSkillerz12]

I am pretty sure there both supposed to be Japanese

[dartter50]

@TheSkillerz12 fuckin weaboo

[AndrewKH85]

Ummm, I'm no marketing expert, but I honestly thought this was a pro playstation ad... I my thoughts "The Wii looks nice, but is really worthless, shallow, has no inner content whatsoever and will betray you in the long run" My favorite part is getting Netflix Dvds in the mail and having to use my Y2K compliant PS2 to play them, while the Wii sits there looking fun.

[HugoForTheWin]

Wii pwns ps3 here XD

[frankhaggar97]

get both?

[XxXtheasiancutieXxX]

Hey guys .. im a sixth grade student . what Gaming system is the best ? :) Please tell me ur suggestions :D

[lntegraDC5]

@XxXtheasiancutieXxX xbox 360, PS3 network sucks & lags, wii is just a failed prototype

[TheShmander]

@lntegraDC5 i agreed but the wii is good for lightgun shooters all five of them.....

[MertHacks]

Dont you get it? Wii is cheap and fun. Playstaion is.......erm..

[kiremi14]

This video was funny a few years ago, but the tables do indeed turn. And Nintendo is digging its own grave

[svampreview]

@kiremi14 Nintendo have sold most consoles this generation what the fuck are you talking about?

[VirtualJudgement]

"I'm cheap, AND fun." That's exactly how all consoles should be in the first place....Which is why I got all three consoles :)

Never forget, $599.99.

[rooney10scholes18]

it's back! check out "GIRL SUCKING POPSICLE - Original"....giggidy!

[jimmiles33]

Wii is dumb and is for mentally challenged children and weird people. I don't get off work to play a game and unwind so I can stand up and move MORE!

[kyuubikid213]

@jimmiles33 Yahtzee said that.

[DoGeeseSeeGod24]

@kyuubikid213 Hooray for blatant Yahtzee plagiarism! Who needs to make their own decisions?

[TheIronweasle]

Xbox 360, best of both worlds! You can have a serious relationship, and fun!

[superluigi132]

Well, it is true. PS3 has better graphics, but their games suck.

[taltigolt]

this commercial is so damm stupid pc has everything and i mean everything from both of them it can have wii features (yes seen the motion remotes by razer)?

it can have blueray aswell so basically pc beats EVERYTHING in EVERYTHING so why are people still buying consoles?

[taltigolt]

shouldn't the ps3 be a japanese women?

[SmokeTheEarthMan]

well she does have the capacity of a bluray disc !

[irishgamer1034]

i love my playstation and wii of course!

[virulentSI]

omg,, i never knew,, wii is a retarded

[ZeroSQRT]

Does some one the name of the Wii Girl??

[gangsta97943]

@ZeroSQRT your mom

[FlorentiaVang87]

1:55,Pushed back to next year? WTF? That isn't possible, do you mean? pushed into next year? .. btw dudes ｆｒｅｅ nintendo her.eeeee.eeeee ｎ3ｄｓｇｉｖｅａｗａｙ.ｃｏｍ

[OcarinaBrothers]

You're cheap and fun, you're a 5 dollar prostitute

[CheaterFromSweden]

mute and press 4

[mrshackztor]

Hi, I'm a wii.

No, you're a slut.

[lexxtalionis]

@mrshackztor Correction ... dumb slut!

[mrshackztor]

@lexxtalionis

Lol, right you are. ;)

[FADCxMAbans]

@mrshackztor Such a smooth talker..

[mrshackztor]

@FADCxMAbans

I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't quite understand your response. Was that sarcasm or...?

[VonSaxenCoburg]

@mrshackztor Yes, she definitely is. But excuse me... Playstation what again? Totally forgotten :-)

[mrshackztor]

@VonSaxenCoburg

It's all about Xbox 360 anyway!! :P

[bunc89]

@mrshackztor the xbox 360 is a major fail in the future.

[Snoop5856]

ya i am getting a wii

[xxPithius10n1xx]

LOL!!!



[slayer3slipknot]

That pisses me off so much all a wii is is a gamecube slim with wi fi motion control and slightly upgraded system the PS3 is 1000x more powerful this video was obviously made by a 6 year old who hates PS3 because he cant get one ps3 has blu-ray,wi fi,ethernet 1GBPS,Dualshock 3,PS move and a larger online world than what nintendo offers by the time PS4 comes out the only game console will be Playstation

[ValkonX11]

@slayer3slipknot Sure, the better hardware sounds great, but then you actually play the games.

And then you wish you had that Wii.

[videomaker4532]

press 1 for VROOM!

[nathanfishing3000]

hold down 3

[macdadydoo2]

hold down 1

[Jessa2005099]

Press 4. 

[shadowboss675]

shoot i wouldnt mind adding that blode girl on my friends list on the ps3 to party with on omhe

[SAlpsu]

Solution: Have sex with Wii, play video games on PS3

[Bub1029]

Consoles are best for plat formers, third person action games, and adventure games in general. The Wii has the market cornered on casual gaming and soon will add hardcore gaming into their list with the WiiU. The PS3 and 360 have spent the majority of their development until recently creating FPS's and hardcore games which are better in their PC ports due to the precision and functionality of PC gaming.

[Bub1029]

@Bub1029 Sadly, Sony and Microsoft dev's have focused on hardcore gaming so long that when faced with the move and kinect, they have been unable to prove their ability and it may be too little too late. This lack of ability being shown by Microsoft having the same press conference, and Sony having a fairly similar press conference at E3 this year as compared to last year.

[Bub1029]

@Bub1029

From the looks of things Nintendo is actually the only video game company that is truly making a push towards its own betterment, while PC gaming will always remain strong due to its accessibility.

[inscaraburire]

@Bub1029 lolno. Nintendo made the 3DS. 3-D-S. the greatest mistake in history of videogaming.

Sony is the future of gaming.

[Nobody7968]

No no the PC guy has a valid point, wait last time There was a big release party for a pc game.... .... .... when did the last warcraft expansion come out?

But I mean pc is sort of valid it's not like torrenting or illegal downloads stop most 3rd party developers from wanting to make games on it to it can have really cool out of nowhere title become game of the year like Red dead or Little big planet... no wait unless its from valve (which owns steam) you just don't hear about it on pc, darn

[Sonny565]

PlayStation Move is better anyway. No point in getting the Wii anyway with it's shitty graphics.

[ValkonX11]

@Sonny565 Oh, come on, the graphics aren't that bad.

The Wii has fine graphics. Just look at Super Mario Galaxy 2. That had good graphics AND good gameplay.

Sure, it's not ultra-mega-high definition photo-realistic graphics, but come on. Graphics aren't everything.

[danhoot12]

I wonder how a 3ds looks like...

[sonic100mario0]

top comment A TRUE NERD

come on guys he is spilling his life story and heart out to us :D

[MJAdamic]

Does anyone know the actresses name who portrays the Wii?

[Denshuu]

360 girl is too busy actually playing games.

[vmphunter]

I think 360 will be megan fox naked

[Wuggynized]

so the wii is a slut.

[keshaluiv555]

random ROOM ROOM!

[0Elfonfire]

Is this commercial supposed to make me want to bang my Wii?

[mcspeed7]

im not even lieing right but...0.o...this made me rlly want a wii when it came out....damn.

[Rachamacha]

Let's face it, this commercial is totally wrong. PS3 looks nicer and is more powerful than the Wii. There's a difference between fat and buff...

[jvkstudios]

The wii likes to play with vibrating sticks

[DGandSO]

that's why I got PS3 slim

[burr864]

@DGandSO Now that was funny!!!

[Davidovar34]

@DGandSO:

Haha, me too

[GreyStorm100]

How many people do you think got Wii because of this ad?

[TheTweetbeet]

@GreyStorm100 Atleast the male buyers did

[semmelbob]

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[FailFilmProductions]

pretty much the wii person is saying they can't actually do anything and that any bad ps3 things in this ad are all fake PS3 FTW!!!!!!! and wii sucks ._.

[malakius]

Funny the Wii ended up being garbage.

[guitar1188]

For some reason now, a far as status as both consoles, I picture an attractive Brunette girl with glasses, black t shirt and jeans representing ps3 as far as wii....

I see an overweight flabby 47 year old lady wearing a shirt that says "please touch me!" while idiotically moving around the room and acting stupid

[DemCheggs]

hey guys uhh im a wii and im a typical dumb blonde so ofc i am better.

[HALOGOD452]

WII SUCKS GUYS BUY A PS3 YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO WILL BE SAFE AND PS3 NEVER GOES DOWN OR HACKED :P

[WhyiPlay]

They need to redo this video.

Wii - now spends its days taking care of old people and baby's, shes old and used up, no one cares and her younger sister is getting ready to replace her in the spotlight. (cafe)

PS3 - Has lost some pounds, spends her days with the awesome Nathan drake, she Moves and vibrates, her Visuals are far prettier.

[lautaro10000]

@WhyiPlay its a funny video,lets not ruin it being a fanboy

[WhyiPlay]

@lautaro10000

Nah I have owned and have enjoyed all 3 systems., Just saying how it is now. :-)

[xXSamPlummerXx]

Wii is now SHIT compared to the PS3... the Wii even lacks on the motion control side now...

[Caliemha]

This video is most popular with:

Male 35-44

Male 45-54

Male 13-17

xD

[Paintspoter]

that'll be a Wii.

[oxytocy]

lol they shouldve put a fat dumb girl for wii and a hot smart girl for ps3 at least thats how i see it

[mirashuka]

The WoW version makes me laugh so hard xD

[ZombieGUY11]

This sucks. What else is on?

*4th wall breaking scene*

[zomj14]

the fatty is wii

[thehasan1212]

but i have a wii and i dont get a hot girl :(

[mittamaka]

WII is the best PS3 IS ****

[getawii4free]

Glad you got your wii!

[gsdtoy11]

okay i would steal and fuck a wii, then i would go buy a ps3

[haxxoromg]

@gsdtoy11 so what youre saying is that youre either a thief or a rapist that likes to put their dong into either a disk drive or a vagina, depending on how you look at it XD

[dogpile01]

also if your a pedo who lurks around promising kids xbox points in exchange for sex favors- get a 360

[Gibsrq]

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[starwalker97]

awmg i jizzed my pants over the wii

[pufixas]

PS3 is sexy... I mean in real life

[bloodyvideo123]

The deepest truth is..... I love PS3 soo much, I can be cool with fat chicks that can be 3 times funner and smarter what I can play with, that meant NO sex than this cheap dumb whore...

[RustySporks]

Console buying guide for dummies:

- Do you like video games? If yes, get a PC. If no, go to the next question.

- Do you have any friends? If yes, go to the next question. If no, get a PS3.

- Real friends or online friends? If real, get a Wii. If online, get a 360.

Simple as that.

[Chancevid]

@RustySporks my ass

[shzze]

@RustySporks but wat if youve got a ps3 and a wii thats basicly saying you have friends but at the same time you dont

[jamers4life]

@RustySporks If its console buying guide why is the PC involved?

[RustySporks]

@jamers4life

PCs play games too, you know. Better than home consoles, usually.

[rubenhoed]

@RustySporks PC gaming ftw :)

[throughXfire]

@RustySporks PC is just for kids who over-glorify games based on how it looks, stfu

[Dewani90]

@throughXfire answer... pc is the thing you using right here and right now to log on internet, it IS the Personal Computer abbreviation, now tell me you using a laptop and not a pc, surprise, laptops are also PC, even if they are portable they are also your personal computers, and have better games than ps3 and wii together, because in the os system, they are all powerful while ps3 and wii are in diapers, i would choose ps3 tough, god of war 3 is a console exclusive so... that one i'd buy

[throughXfire]

@Dewani90 Like I said, over-glorify just based on looks. It's the game play that makes the game, not the graphics. Fucking tools.

[Dewani90]

@throughXfire i know, i like psone lunar rpg games (they have almost 8 bit graphics and still the game is fun :p, lot of cinematics tough, i think the soul of the games stayed on the old consoles, ps3 and wii may have the best graphics ever, but the story is repetitive, only very few games have a deep story, like gow and some others, in fact i don't even know why we keep buying this things, the games may be good but i can bet you could get more fun playing zelda in snes than mario in the wii

[webmaster2089]

@RustySporks Revised rule 1: If you want to play video games, buy a VIDEO GAME console.

I think that's even simpler.

[xXsecretxXBW]

@RustySporks But i have real friends and i bought a 360... I dont get it. Your confusing the shit out of me!!!

[WeAreTheMetro]

@RustySporks So i'm not allowed to like games if I buy a games console?... I don't get it.

[sebaschan23]

@RustySporks So I'm supposed to play all my fucking video games on a friggin PC?? The fuck??

[gerby90]

@RustySporks Do you like good video games? Return your wii, NOW!

[jaylew1987]

@RustySporks ... wicked

[earlcamblelover]

@RustySporks your comment is kinda lame

[AlexBaldwinFTW]

I love how out of date this is xD

[omgbrian]

i want to puy my wee in my wii now ...

[aleksinjo1]

DAM wii is hot !!!!!!!!

[Funfair55]

haha! wii wins :D

[13rumen]

@ZzoldpeopleburningzZ yup

[coolgeek75]

so basically the wii is dumb and sexy, and the ps3 is ugly and smart? well ima go 4 the xbox :p

[SokerBlons]

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[pinkytail08]

ps3 is epic internet,love-film,possibly more games wii is popular due to Nintendo being a very popular company and being able to move around but hey you can play ps3 behind stone walls plus they have PlayStation move now i just have to admit PlayStation is better for older kids like 7 and over and wii 10 and under wii isnt crap its bad at older kid games better at little kids game i advice ps3 to older kids wii to younger story done!

[Funfair55]

@pinkytail08

Im 15 and really lucky with my wii =)

I´ve never think about buying a ps3!

[lordgiratina7000]

@Funfair55 dont even think about getting one,i have one and im selling it.....only lasted 3 months with it

[Funfair55]

@lordgiratina7000 I have allready bought a Wii and im still happy with it :D

[happywadey]

Anyone have link to a High Def version? I've seen one once before somewhere.

[littlewadles]

Am I the only one who wants a playstation three instead of that cheap bitch?

[remq2]

Yeah, and the Xbox360 is sexy AND has huge boobs...

[13rumen]

Yea the wii is just like a cheap slut...

[marasalvatruchaboy]

they shoulda made it the other way around i fucking regret ever buying my wii id be happy to give it away for 10 bucks (not really im selling it for more then that) xD

[iIamITheIMaster]

@marasalvatruchaboy 10.50?

[DarkKetzerisch]

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