Dan Menendez at the SPWC

[DanDaMan54]

my name is Dan Menendez too.

[tommychefboy]

My gosh! I knew like, two minutes after this that he was. So just shut up, butwipe.

[tommychefboy]

It is NOT fake I saw this guy at the Portland Trail Blazer game on 11/6/08 and he rocked!

[CrudeDude]

You're just to dumb to realize that he's using a sequencer, fool.

[CrudeDude]

Hi Dan. Yeah, it's good ol' CrudeDude bustin' your fake act again. Go back to Santa Cruz maybe you can suck 'em in on the boardwalk.

[jeffreyq2]

True, it is fake.

He is a good juggler though.

[CrudeDude]

Look out, Menendez! Someone else figured it out, although it's obvious to anyone with a brain that the keyboard is programmed.

[multiz007]

well done as always, saw him live and he's a good entertainer.

[CrudeDude]

Go to " Juggle Boy" on YouTube and see how a programmed keyboard makes it so easy even a child can do it.

Busted AGAIN, Dan! It must suck to be you. Get a new act.

[multiz007]

I never doubted the keyboard was pre-programned. Anyone with half a brain can see that its a preprogramed keyboard if you see it live. Its obvious - especially when you see the ball hit the same key may times and the notes change rapidly. But like I said - its good entertainment. Cant fault him for that.

You know the act "Quick Change" - the girl is not magically changing outfits either. She has them all on in layers. All she does is undress. That's fake too but still entertaining.

[CrudeDude]

Again....His act is a sham. The "keyboard" isn't a keyboard at all. The keyboard is actually a long, single switch. No matter WHERE it's struck, it plays the next note.

[multiz007]

still looking for a life i see...

[roygbiv330]

no one other than he can play this.

[MairyHuff]

loooool crude even if it is fake hes still got skills to catch the balls and juggle? like to see u do it u fat prick

[CrudeDude]

Sure. No prob. Even an amatuer can easily master a 3 ball juggle. Oh, and thanks for the compliment about my fat prick. I'm just glad you were still able to get it in your big mouth.

[CrudeDude]

His act is a sham. The "keyboard" isn't a keyboard at all. The keyboard is actually a big switch. Whenever it's struck, it plays the next note. Boy, you're pretty stupid if you couldn't figure that out.

[OutaSynch]

That's a stupid remark. First of all your data came straight off a web site with that same comment from a wannabe know-it-all. Secondly how do you explain his prepatory notes on most of his videos? Third, how do you explain his change of rhythm midway? Was that programmed too?

[CrudeDude]

1st. Sounds like there's someone out there brighter than you.

2hd. The prep notes are part of the program, stupid.

3rd. The rhythm is determined by the juggler, moron.

[OutaSynch]

Your evidence is flimsy at best. If a person can learn to play the piano fast and to juggle with several balls, then why wouldn't he be able to learn to do both together? It would probably be easier for him to do that than to fake it without ever being detected, or for you to admit that you're wrong. :)

[CrudeDude]

Here, Ill say it again;

His act is a sham. The "keyboard" isn't a keyboard at all. The keyboard is actually a big switch. Whenever it's struck, it plays the next note.

Boy, you're pretty stupid if you couldn't figure that out.

The last sentence is very important, especially to people like yourself.

Get it?

[MrCatraphract]

right...ok...and the fact that i know him personally and the fact that he found one of those big step on pianos in ireland so he said let me try something and he playd fur elise with bouncy balls...in a mall in front of people...do tell master know it all....how did he program a store piano???? hmmm he was visiting dublin.....do explain that....

[CrudeDude]

OutaSynch said "Your evidence is flimsy at best. If a person can learn to play the piano fast and to juggle with several balls, then why wouldn't he be able to learn to do both together? It would probably be easier for him to do that than to fake it without ever being detected, or for you to admit that you're wrong. :)" *****************

I "DETECTED" it. Sorry that YOU'RE so damn gullible. Grow a brain, cretin,

[07aclarke]

actually its not fake cuz ive got one of thm sensitive keyboards n theres no prgram on thre tht allows you to do tht you orrible bastard

[CrudeDude]

I'm sorry that you're not intellegent enough to program your keyboard. I guess that's what sets him off from ignorant, pathetic morons like yourself.

[07aclarke]

wht dont u fuk off cuz im a electric u fukin little shit fukin cunt wanker

[CrudeDude]

How very eloquent. So you're an "electric"? Well, apparently, judging by your posts, "electrics" aren't too bright. Vulgar, yes. But intellegent? 'Fraid not. You're what we call a "loser". I'm sure you're familiar with that term. You come from a long line of losers.

[07aclarke]

ok slight error dont get chuffed u sad bastard n least i dont cum from a line of arse munchers fuker

[trilljester]

I know Dan! He's amazing! He was just at our wedding last weekend :-)