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  • ~Harry Potter and the Full Metal Jacket~

  • no one else notice the green flashes? are they sublimanal messages?

  • everyone view my channel please and watch my videos, especially if you love mice, gerbils or hamsters! :D

  • that was shit

  • I don't like it.

  • ....... Sucking buttermilk. Iv done it with a girl. Wow, no shit. Ha lol great vid mate

  • didnt dumbledores sister die

  • lol! WHO SAID THAT, WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT???!!!!

    THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER SAID THAT!?!

  • LOOOOOOOOL

  • SO FUNNY! LOL

  • notice how those people are leaving the room constantly but never make it out?

    Dumbledore did that.

  • I'd watch this over the deathly hallows.

  • Haha omfd tht was funny :P x

  • the speech turned harry into a man

    

  • LOL :D 

  • I love how when the kids and Harry r getting called amphibian shit the teachers just sit there and do nothin well the teachers better unfuck themselves or I'll unscrew their head and ahit down their necks

  • Ron : mental that one I'm tellin ya

    Dumbledore:who said that WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT.

  • Dumbledore: "you can fuck my sister"

    Harry:" Nah I'd rather fuck ya motha"

    Dumbledore: "who fucking said that!"

    Ron: "mental that one (points at Harry) I'm tellin' ya now"

    Hagrid:"You're a nigger Harry Potter

  • :O he said the N word! :O

  • Dumbldore - "You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"

    Harry - "I'd rather fuck Ron's!

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  • Jeez. This is a horrendus part of youtube.

  • We're you about to call me an ass hole

  • Or I'll unscrew your head and shit down your neck

  • I like u u can come over and fuck my sister

  • ron:- mental that one

    dumledore:- who said thet , WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!!?

  • @Shadowmist1999 good coment

  • This is shit -.-

  • @MsTeq1 U have no sense of humor

  • WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

  • full metal jacket is such a better film than harry potter

  • @MrLouisb57 They're both so different that it seems pointless to compare how much 'better' one or the other is.

  • who said that who fuck said that whos the slimy domini shit cock sucker who just signed his own death warrentt

  • i couldnt stop laughing that was the funniest vid clip i hav seen all year

  • HAHAHAHAHHAhahahahhahahahahhha­hah

  • @rfcandy0807 It is from a movie call full metal jacket

  • "There is no racial bigotry here, i do not look down on niggers, kikes, whops or greasers, here you are all equally worthless!"

    Sgt Hartman is ftw!

  • ha ne said nigger

  • are you about to call me an arse hole!?!?!

  • hey i like you , you can come over and fuck my sister

  • Love FMJ

  • FULL METAL JACKET I THINK

  • Fucking hilarious full metal jacket audio love it

  • I am practically pissing my pants from laughter XD + he sounds like a drill sergeant from the army

  • Favorited! 

  • lololololololololol "You know what, I like you. You can come over to my house amd fuck my sister."

  • Could not stop laughing through the whole thing! But it's mean the f my sister,she is dead! :( not cool but so totaly a 10/10

  • XD

  • I have been laughing for 20 minutes from that

  • dumbeldore took drugs again, poor harry

  • LMFAO

  • That's Bad considering that Dumbledore's sister is dead..... lmao

  • avada kadavra!

  • .....the hell......

  • looks like dumbledoore is showing his true colors.....he is sooo harsh

  • Hell i like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

    ^ one of my all time favourite movie lines!

  • who siad that who do the fuck said that . whos the slimy little cunt wiv the shit twinkle toe cock sucker down here who signed his own death warrant. funniest vid i ever watched!!

  • fukin legend thats how hogwarts should be runed

  • Oh no im in the weird part of youtube again.

  • This is why Hogwarts was created.

  • HA HA HA! Them kids looked terrified! lol

  • How tall are you private? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

  • That's just rude Adriana is dead why would anyone be that cruel

  • The FUNNIEST video I have EVER seen on YouTube😄

  • sir yes sir

  • is this full metal jacket

  • O....M....G

  • harry and the twiching face

  • @TheEmmyJ1 yeh it is

  • What the fuck... Rofl

  • " Here, you're all equally worthless. " LMFAO

  • WTF?? Sooo strange!!

  • oo fuk i cried after laughing so much!!! lolololololll

  • I'm about to tell you a fucking asshole. Asshole.

  • Ron:"I've done it with a girl"

    Dumbledore:"Well...No shit, what have we got here a fucking comedian"

  • This is genius!

  • Ron: Mental that one I'm telling ya

    Dumbledore: Who said that? Who the fuck said that!?

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  • this is so funny

    i had to record it

    lol

  • you are nothing un-organised pieces of amphibian shit. haha

  • @AonghusV You forgot "grab-asstic"

  • haha nice

  • happy new year

  • you are the same decaying organic mass as everything else

  • what movie is the speech from?

  • @rfcandy0807 full metal jacket

  • @rfcandy0807 full metal jacket i think :P

  • @rfcandy0807 Full Metal Jacket

  • @rfcandy0807 Full Metal Jacket you fucking newfag.

  • @rfcandy0807 Full Metal Jacket

  • @rfcandy0807 full metal jacket

  • @rfcandy0807 i thInK its full Metal Jacket!

  • @rfcandy0807 just incase the previous comments wer unclear its full metal jacket

  • @rfcandy0807 full metal jacket

  • @rfcandy0807 full metal jacket

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  • @rfcandy0807

     Full Metal Jacket

  • @rfcandy0807 metal jacket or i think its full metal jacket yeah thats it

  • @rfcandy0807 Full metal jacket

  • @rfcandy0807 full metal jaket i rhink.

  • @rfcandy0807 Full Metal Jacket.

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  • @rfcandy0807 full metal jacket

  • @rfcandy0807 i think starship troopers

  • @rfcandy0807 FULL METAL JACKET 

  • @rfcandy0807 full metal jacket

  • @rfcandy0807 Full Metal Jacket, shit yeah!

  • what film is the voices from

  • @silversurfer122 Full metal jacket

  • This is hilarious. Good job with the lip synching!

  • Headmaster, I don't think Harry is interested in necrophilia

  • omg this is sooo fucking funny! ive been crying with laughter for 2hrs!! :')

  • hahahhaa, still f-ing funny!

    "I've done it with a girl"

  • its from full metal jacket.

  • dumbledore is hard?!

  • Well, we certainly know who likes the f word *cough*Dumbledore*cough*

  • I do not look down on niggers your all equally worthless lololol

  • Here, you are all equally worthless! Sounds like the typical pep talk you get when you work in the fast food industry.

  • I love this even tho im a harry potter fan

  • 1:19 ive done it with a girl lolzzzzz

  • 1:24 to 1:28 harrys expression totally fits with the sound edit lol

  • 0:59 - 1:19 gets me everytime! :')

  • oh yes i would like to fuck your sister!

  • lololol#

    #

    

  • wait a sec harry attended war mage accademy?

  • harry will never shag dumbledore's sister she must be hundreds of years old

  • @TOOKxDAxBISCUIT2990 She died...

  • @johnehg oh 

  • crying

  • really funny

    

  • Im Amphibian shit and i find this offensive

  • really really funny

  • You can come over to my house and fuck my sister x)

  • IT WAS THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER!

  • the title should have been Ron pisses dumbledore off (Parody)

  • *doesnt say anything*

    I admire your honesty.

  • Lol haha!! 0:54-1:07 always gets me lol!!

  • Ive done it with a girl....well no shit LOL

  • funniest thing i have ever seen on youtube ' round my house and fuck my sister'LOLOLOL

  • that is offensive to all hp fans incluging me!!!!!!

  • now I know why Voldy the Baldy scared of DUMB O DORE.....

  • press 9 a couple of times

  • are you about to call me an asshole lol

  • green flash ?

  • Mental that one. I'm telling you. Harry Nods.(silence) who said that. Who the fuck said that! That's when I totally laughed so hard my mom went 0.o

  • for dassole press 9

  • i like dumbledore as a redneck. ;D

  • I am hard and fair bold words from a man with a beard 

  • lol, i recognised the 'I've done it with a girl' line from Extras! is that bad? :')

  • "Whos said that? who the fuck said that? whos the slimy little comet of shit twinkle toed cock sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?? Nobody huh?" ahahah so funny xD

  • well this is different than hes normal speeches

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • omg lol!!!!!

  • 1:48 duke nukem reference

  • whats that green thing that keeps popping up??

  • :'(i feel sad cos i am part of Dumbledores army:) x and now he is angry with me:( x

  • hes angry with all of us that's in the army because we let umbrige take over the school when we were in the room of requirement

  • At 1:54 the kid looks at the camera!

  • Holy shit face!

  • What keep poping up so quickly (the green screen)

  • love how harry aged about 3 years in 11 seconds at 0.55

  • Omg my throat is sore from laughter

  • ron weasely pisses dumbledore off then :L

  • 'Hell you can come over to my house and fuck my sister' Lmao

  • ROTF!!

  • dumbledores speach sounds like 1 of my maths teachers lectures when he's pissed off

  • ROFL!

  • Wow! I wonder what Mad eye Moody would of though about this?

  • Who said that?? WHO THE F***K SAID THAT!!! Love it!!

  • "You little scumbags!" LOL

  • Funny like hell; great work there! :-)

  • when did dumbledore turn into a red neck pedafile talking about how hard he is to little kids?

  • I HAVE YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WHO THE FUCK SAY THAT!?!?!

  • YOU CAN OVER TO MY HOUSE AND F**K MY SISTER! DOES HE MEAN ARIANA?