David Letterman - Ellen DeGeneres Top Ten

[hunterlohse1995]

KONY 2012

[hersheylover826]

KONY 2012

[brahkbirchettv]

DAMN YOU APPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brahkbirchettv]

nachos

[shawnswifey2010]

hi ellen you need to check out this video .this little boy wants to meet the girls with the tutu;s.it is so cute..

[EAsportz1]

David..... Just shut up!

[mcradloff]

I just don't get her. Every time she is on I feel like I'm watching Canadian comedies, what?

[MsZestyz]

Ellen is so d@m cute!!!

[bieberfever1andonly]

Number 4 and 5 :D xD

[superoby99]

I like Letterman, I LOVE ELLEN

[royaljubilance27]

its weird seeing ellen on a talk show without her being the host ..

[arenadecancun]

Nachos!

[amerskos]

If only David Letterman was funny...

P.S. Nachos.

[sopjgpcep]

ELLEN<333333

letterman isnt funny

[mrsnickjonas4evas]

nachos.

[mikamaeful]

I need to keep reminding myself to NEVER look at the COMMENTS when watching comedies because they ALWAYS, AAAALLLWAYS Spoil everything for you. -_-

[Eerie0Innocence]

Nachos...

[allesuperstar1]

why is ellen so amazing?

[differentandalike]

1 and 2 were funny.

They could have written funnier stuff

for two of my favorite talk show host

[TheRobMargolin]

ELLEN loves elephants I wish she knew about this she would really help PLEASE type in JILLIAN MICHAELS IS SHE KILLING ELEPHANTS  thanks

[GlitterMr]

5 is the BEST

[rebeccajohack]

Dave looks like an old man and he's ruining her jokes.

[Cbluesrocker]

Ellen: HILARIOUS

Letterman: Horribly/Painfully unfunny.

[JoelB3783]

Letterman is like my grandpa... he TOTALLY ruins jokes.

[jahart111]

Dave is not impressed.. I'm sure someone got fired over this

[skategirl555]

For the last time, I'm not Jane Lynch. I'm the other on

Man, my wife's hot.

2 favourite lines :D

[LUXAETERNA6603]

does dave provide what they say for this?

i dont like it, ellen so spontaneous all the time, this doesnt do her justice.

[C3gee]

ELLEN IS SO CUTE!

[jaylayyyysmosher]

i love how dave makes so many comments after

[Chimchimchu]

Her wife is hot though. Seems like a waste of a hot body.

[pianogirl82292]

letterman...just shut up and buy some nachos....

[NoboPenguin]

Dave had his script written on his palm...

[rappypisme]

e-mailer, wow he is way too old to be on tv

[mikeyrobins022585]

Stupid lesbian

[twilitebug]

@mikeyrobins022585 - Amen ;)

[kurosification]

man, my wife's hot :)))

[Briannaaa48]

man my wifes hot :) LMFAO i love ellen <3

[Connieleann]

Very funny ,Ellen is the best . David is funny also .

[rnakhle17]

there is no crowd is there ? 

[JAXETA]

@rnakhle17 there is

[Ashdanielle8]

Ellen always funny even without trying while letterman is trying hard to be funny but fail

[AquaCarb]

I'd give her a boquet of poison oak.

[xBillyTheKidx]

NACHOS.

[billiejean695]

Nachos

[darilyn92]

A FREAKING BUFFER ON THE 30 SEC AD? KIDDING ME?!

[tyaiscool]

LOL NUMBER 4

[breekwhal]

i hate seeing his lips move. just bugs me.

[BiebsRose]

does david have to look at that card thingy just to read what number their on??

[BiebsRose]

Man, my wife's hot!! :D lol

[dumbdancing1]

thanks for posting...Check out a tribute to David top 10 list-Watch "top 10 stupid reason to be on survivor" pls...comment

[OCswimKim3]

2:13 Ellen never fails to make me laugh.

[sellygfan100]

LMAO nachos

[SultanaBranWthBanana]

Ah....I love her. She's so funny.

[nataliciokler]

man , my wife's hot .

hahahha lmao



[bzylizzy]

yeah her wife is hot, but she isnt bad either, they look fab together...

[hatchcode]

@bzylizzy

Isn't bad??..she's gorgeous.

[HermaWaG]

She funny. Period.

[Bass6525]

Even my 8 year old 3rd grader could of saved Michale's life to bad and so sad you where in the wrong hands family over strangers !!$ Michael Jackson Conrad Murray trial 8 year old could of saved his life. see it on you tube

bass6525

[MingRoseC]

The person below me is a hater.

[mikeyrobins022585]

Ellen Degeneres= Ugly lesbian.

[MrSuperMikey]

@mikeyrobins022585 Ellen Degenere= HOT lesbian!!

[mikeyrobins022585]

@MrSuperMikey She doesn't even look like a woman. She looks like a man. That's not hot to me.

[MrSuperMikey]

@mikeyrobins022585 you just don't like her hair. she's hot

[mrbusan]

@MrSuperMikey LOL, you say that, like its a good thing that shes a lesbian.  LOL funny.

[MrSuperMikey]

@mrbusan Us Lgbt people have each others back.

[Fangoverfang11]

i hate that fruity fruit of the loom ad

[mikeyrobins022585]

stupid lesbian.

[SassySerb19]

A talk show host on another talk show... O.o

[LokkerG]

Letterman's talking during the list is like talking during sex... not that I have known that experience. Seriously, Letterman should stop talking during these.

[Hbabii17]

lmao number 8 is funny

[softfishy]

haha well now we know whats on Ellens mind next lets hear Portia's

[bookKookie]

NACHOS!

[Dashorox]

letterman is annoying and should shut up. he's ruining the jokes. -.-

[Crakermanar]

this isn't funny at all

[twilitebug]

@Crakermanar - Why do people think this is funny..... I don't get it!!

[MoheyMojito]

haha i feel bad for u guys who have to watch ads before video, if u live outside usa they don't show u ads in any vids whatsoever! :P

[IchBinBethany]

@MoheyMojito I like in the UK and they show ads..

[BEAUTYmus1]

@MoheyMojito I don't live in usa and they showed me the ad. :(

[melikeJB]

@MoheyMojito im not in the usa and they show ads

[LaurenMichelle7298]

Did anyone else see the apple on a horse for the ad? Because I'm not on crack.

[maddog380]

I'd like to pole her wife.....

[faithfullylove]

Hahah GOD I love her!

[Jbielber]

number 5: nachos Look at her face

[liridonaable]

haha oh loved it...the first one is the best!! xD

[kristine5050]

"Why the hell did David go on "The View"? What's wrong with my show?" LMFAO. SO TRUE

[TheVoiceful]

Nachos

[mafilcho]

Is he drunk  ?

[LokkerG]

David Letterman's comments have the same effect as talking during a "romantic night": It strips away the thrill of the experience.

[genderfluidkid]

I'm a straight female and I want her to be my girlfriend.

[robotjj0009]

@genderfluidkid My gay guy friend wants to be her bf xD

[panty3pirate]

Nachos have been on my mind too! She's psychic, dude!

[yaryartc]

my wife is hot!!!!!!!



[shakskoul]

I don't want to switch to fcking Geico!

[MJMusicRox]

Yay, they played "Dancing Machine" in the background...

[goldenageflapper]

Shark week!

[brady8500]

Ellen!



[ttreiop]

wow Letterman is painfully unfunny

[pinkgal2311]

@ttreiop well, he's more towards the deadpan humor type..

[SkurtHevans]

Nachos.

[demifan135]

Nachos!

[xXseenaXx]

ellen

[shemo1981]

Ellen is soooo funny:-)

thanks for uploading this video:-)

[indianprincess3897]

What does she mean in number 8

[Shananigan11]

@indianprincess3897

The other lesbian, duh.

[oliviazski13]

Haha, Nachos.

So awesome. xD

[wilnout6453]

She looks like a younger less masculine David Letterman

[XtinaFan1994]

Nachos xD

[falcon20106]

Ellen is funny and amazing

[randomness69]

2:12 "come at me, bro"

[kaleejonas]

......nachos.

ahahaha i love her :)

[HyperbolicDuck]

Letterman is annoying as fuck. "Whoaaaa, buddy! Whoaaaaaaa, buddy!" SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[ValaBlack]

Man, her wife IS hot. Hahah :D Love it.

[izayoichan]

@ingridpingrid123 she is u.u

[MusicEqualsMemories]

I was going to comment, when I realized this vid is 10 months old. Now I'll never win the race for most thumbs up. Damn!

[SANTORIOBUSTANUT]

Ellen gets more pussy than the average man.

[1Psykey28]

check out jasmine rios on youtube...you will like it! original graduation song...

[Lizzygirl4life]

number i and 5 were really funny and i totally agree on the ipod one!

[EmoRockOut]

So....did she ever get those tickets?

[RendaWriter]

I love her show.

[Rodriguezfamilych]

hey you all check my daughter saying I love you ..i really would like your oppinions is that how its spelled anyway i suck at spelling but check it out. thanks peace and love

[iwannagetdirrtyy]

LETTERMAN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[ch2113]

david letterman ruins this show

[fullnelson9999]

@ch2113 Well, at least he's not Paul.

[ch2113]

@fullnelson9999 who is paul

[MusicRelated20]

I want nachos now!

[Jbmcfmc1428]

SO FUNNY !! !NACHOS !!! #4 is the best

[06194445]

#4 That's happen to me :@ DAMN

[saallyy13]

lol number 4

[Ninjanoodles78]

#4 !

[saallyy13]

she so funny!

[Thelildiscodancer]

love the Nachos one lol

[piano2live09]

"For the last time, I'm not Jane Lynch, I'm the other one!" LOL

[Elenaballet23]

I just love her :)

[ellenfan1234]

man my wifes hot lol

[ChariceRocks]

lol she's soo funny!!!!

[BruiserKnux]

There was a time when homosexuality was kept hidden. Today, not only is it accepted, but it's actually celebrated.

[JamSlam007]

@BruiserKnux If only that was true...

[hadar2999]

@ingridpingrid123 that is sooo true! ;)

[unitedproductions95]

Bitches on my dick cause i look like ellen #SWAG

[LindseyLove299]

"Top 10 things that have been on Ellen DeGeneres's mind, number 5."

"Nachos."

xD You and me both ellen

[june12canada]

I Loveee Ellen & David, Ellen Is Amazin. & "Nachos" Hahaa(:

-& oprah is lamee p: Ha (:

-never Lettin Paris Hilton Hold her Purse, Now thats Funny *(:

-& Lesbians Are Greatt Haha I Just Lovee Ellen :)

[Prittyphile]

"Nachos"

[theonelaydee]

now did she write those? or did Davids writers?

[Havaishan]

"Nachos!" lol what a cutie

[PhilipTheBigOne]

I LOVE Ellen since she played Dory in Finding Nemo!!!

[yvette74731]

I LOVE ELLEN MORE THAN DAVID

[meroko15701]

I'm digging her shoes.

[livetolaugh100]

Man, my wifes hot. XD XD XD Ellen is my role model :D

[sookala]

Love her so much. Such a role model!

[tmonkeypunch]

Nachos.

[slavingerenGerman]

Why do you guys all hate Letterman so much?

[thetito626]

@slavingerenGerman lESBIANS

[bombomchicka7]

Her wife is hot :)

[xjenelleeex]

david.... smh. xD

[isawesomelike]

teehee their hair

[Alainainthesky]

Nachos.

[jimbungee]

MANNNNNNNNNN THIS STUPID ADDDDDDDDDDD

[JadeSophie10]

why did i have to watch a minute long shrimp advert before i could see this ?