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[fryejames12]

This video is a favorite on Managua

[dirtydancinggirl20]

Haha, if they inject glitter in then you will be a sparkle vamppiree(:

[Thealpha1o1]

Thumbs up if you checked your saggy skin behind your knees.

[LittleMissEmilyx]

Your parodies are mint!! absolutely love them I subscribed! :)

[DinosaurPhillips]

Omgosh was it just me or was that really loud

[rcatlvr]

(weird yodeling thing)

[Muzzdogg15]

so good @JordanJohnsonShow, your vids are awesome!!

[TheJulyKitty]

you won't get more satisfaction then Micheal Jackson. You're an awesome singer but still Micheal Jackson WAS just a BIT better :3 he was a proffesional.

You're just NOT gonna get more satisfaction then him 030 no offense. o3o and you don't have small eyes x3

[thecooolguy1]

subbed!

[MrAlmond71]

Was I the only one who saw a pic of Daffy Duck on the Heidi wall? XD

[AveryakaBecky]

ur already sexy, no surgery needed

[blahblahblahjjjjcccc]

you look like ct from the real world

[helloitsemi]

why do always sing while looking at yourself in the mirror?

[aurabluebop]

you will never look like ken

[DobbysSockss]

lol "weird yodeling thing " :D

[Mupfil92]

ich mag den letzten Gesichtsausdruck nicht >.<

auch wenn er absichtlich ist ;)

great job!

[luckycharmgirl11]

WILL U MARRY ME AND HAVE BABIES WITH ME AND NAME THEM FRED, BILL, AND JOE?

[kayfication]

you already look BETTER than ken, silly! ;)

[themaniacchick]

everyone in the world should learn from this song and this guy !

[Ejtes27]

Your really hot ps is it weird I want to be a vampire. RAWWWWW!!!!

[funkymonkey979]

JordanJohnson, how come google deleted them?

[JordanJohnsonShow]

@funkymonkey979 Not sure... I didn't get an email that they were gone or anything, they were just missing when I logged in one day. I assume it had something to do with an automated program that incorrectly detected that there was some sort of copyright infringement involved (there wasn't, I pay for the rights to use the songs I parody)... I reuploaded them both, though, and they're still up now. :)

[Shakirafan10]

will u marry me????????

[hotthang44ify]

mine name is jordan johnson! haha lol

[MusicPicsGirls]

"(weid yodeling thing" Cracks me up!!! Thumbs up if you agree

[tigerbeaut]

NVM. I checked out the iTunes site. 0.99 for the song and $6.93 for the album, which I just bought

[tigerbeaut]

How much is the song on iTunes?

[Blooo993]

YODELING:3

[Thelilmiss01]

why did google delete fireflies? :/

[GreenRedMarshmallow]

NO GLITTER!!!!!! YOUR NOT A SPARKLY FAG!!!!!!

[thejeannate11]

Jordan, I must tell you. You already look like Ken. If I was asked in my opinion who the sexiest man ever is, the first thing I would say is, "that guy on youtube.. Jordan Johnson" No joke. I love you and I want to ahve your children. With our genes put together we'd make beautiful babies ;)

[YuTuuSan]

@thejeannate11 LOL I agree.

[JordanJohnsonShow]

@thejeannate11 Let's do it! Hahaha.

[DrowVoid]

@JordanJohnsonShow i bet your a babe-magnet xD

[thejeannate11]

@thejeannate11 lol! Sexay time with Jordan Johnson!

[korikuulei]

NO!!! DONT BECOME EDWARD CULLEN!!!

[teamjakewardgirl]

u r so hot and funny u should try making more parodies

[blueman11100]

lol if u look close at the wax figure and keep looking u will see he moves hes head a little xD its so real it actually moves o.0

[tell710]

thank for putting your bad romance parody it's my favorite video.

[chaos319]

isn't this the dude that did the twilight music video parody or something like that?

[Zethux]

Half silicone, half plaaaaaaasssstiiiiiiiiicccc. WOOT! I love that part! (Don't thumbs this up, it's just a damn quote.)

[GoofyTomboy]

Out of all the parodies I've ever seen, you're the best EVER! Some aren't funny, but when I watch yours, I can't stop laughing. YOU ROCK! My favorite is Fireflies. Why'd Google delete it?!

[JustJaredfied]

Y would u want plastic surgery, u don't even need it!

[blueman11100]

lol remove a flaw no one can see at all is money waste :P

[moosefreakx2]

this was probably the greatest parody of this song! nicee. :)

[davibrandenburg]

"Want my skin glistening Can the inject some glitter in?" is officially my new favoritest lyrics ever!!!

[bohoh123]

err dude, whats up with the buddha statues? im just askin'...

[hiphop12729]

amazing job first video i seen of yours but ive watched like all now love this epic job bro

[legendofzelda1750]

what happened to your other spoofs?

[14lanicup]

if you completely perfect youd look freaky

[Helaya]

i love fireflyes too. but where is it?? ??? you´re graet anyway...

[JordanJohnsonShow]

@Helaya Google deleted it. Thanks though! :)

[missdarkangel167]

@JordanJohnsonShow WOT ???!!!! Why did google delete it ?? that was one of my favourite ones :( will yu be able to put it back up ?

[pirateprincess2149]

@JordanJohnsonShow Is there any way you can bring it back? It was my second favorite... (bad bo was my fave :-D) lol 

[blueman11100]

@JordanJohnsonShow lol why they deleted it? cuz they were twilight fangirls? :P

[halofan6857]

@JordanJohnsonShow

did they delete most of ur parody's?

i can barely find anymore :(

[14lanicup]

@JordanJohnsonShow why that was my fave

[VampiricMusicLover]

@JordanJohnsonShow

Why did Google delete? It was my favorite :'(

[RaveriusMax]

This is just...a masterpiece, really really good job man

[DaAussieDramaQueen]

Huge fan of youre parodys !!!! Im starting a new tourube show called the parody show and were i do like a type of a top 5 fave parodys your defently qualifyinng !!!BTW I luv your video for fireflys

[JordanJohnsonShow]

@DaAussieDramaQueen Thank you very much :)

[vampire7375]

i love your videos

[PaidYoungTrue]

Jordan your videos are awesome! Videos like this are what inspire me to come up with funny stuff for my videos.

[HTBvids1]

U r awesome at coming up with lyrics and rhyming!!!! Awesome voice!!!

[ColorguardH]

yourr waaaay hotter then ken ;) i love your lyrics<3

[Horseowner335]

Oh my god, ur so freaking amazing!!!! Ur so hot, and ur voice is amazing and ur a genius and wow..... Ur amazing... I honestly could listen to you all day. On a scale 1-10 ud be a 99

[Ninjask1ttles2468]

more than michael jackson XD



[tell710]

I love this guy and his songs but I wish he kept the bad romance parody on here

[gableen2001]

@JordanJohnsonShowyeah how old r u any way???

[peace2158]

u hot already. u don't need to change.

[nrelavender]

Omg u wouldn't news to change anything! You're perfect and hot!! This is def one of my favorite parodys and I love it! And I love you! You're awwesome!

[chrisbrownissofione]

You're hot<3

[DiamondzCy]

can they inject some glitter in lmfao thats genius ur awesome

[teamjakewardgirl]

FUCK THOSE BITCHE AT GOOGLE I LOVED THE PARODYS

[OmegaProductions100]

why did google delete the fireflies and bad romance parody? i really like those song you did.

[JordanJohnsonShow]

@OmegaProductions100 Because they thought there was "3rd-party content" in them (there wasn't).

[MODERNWAREFARE2xx]

ur gay u even said it in the viedo u said i wanna look like some girl

[JordanJohnsonShow]

@MODERNWAREFARE2xx You're a dumbass.

[mariahthompson1]

wow good video & your hot

[candylover12021]

WAIT. i clicked on the Fireflies Parody annotation.. and it says you removed it :( aaaawwwwwwwww ...

but i do like this song :)

[JordanJohnsonShow]

@candylover12021 Google deleted the "Fireflies Parody", not me...

[SydneyKitteh]

Where is your Bad Romance parody!? Can't find it Dx

[JordanJohnsonShow]

@SydneyKitteh Google deleted it.

[Cooltay200]

@JordanJohnsonShow Youtube has gotten gay since Goggle took over. :(

[83gLeek]

your perfect as is...your SUPER hot like no joke...and my standards are high...on a scale of 1-4 i'd rate u a 10 <3 MUah :D hehe and u sound so adorable @ 2:02 eeeeppp y r u so perfect? Mwazzzzzzzzzz and i <3 u...these lyrics r genius

[JordanJohnsonShow]

@83gLeek I love you. Let's get married.

[GgFish06121994]

@JordanJohnsonShow

Do you, Jordan Johnson, swear by god that you take 83gleek to be your legal wife? yes I will

Do you, 83gleek, swear by god that you take Jordan Johnson's money and fame to be your legal husband? Yes I will (take the money)

Then I declare you man and wife, you may kiss the bride!

[83gLeek]

@JordanJohnsonShow Lmao when? ;D

[FlameHikarashiha]

@JordanJohnsonShow :O wooow. moving a little fast aren't you? 8D xD

[blueman11100]

@JordanJohnsonShow jordan i bet your the best creator of parody's :P

[megamadmadi]

@JordanJohnsonShow No yurr gona marry me cause i love you more :)

[aurabluebop]

@83gLeek looks like someone has a crush on jordan

[chizzygirl18]

1:36- 1: 50....the best part..nice voice

[101LyricMaster]

i love ur videos this is hilarious to me and i think the michael jackson part was the funniest ur the coolest and in my opinion u ota go pro

[flaretaco]

I can't find fireflies or bad romance anymore. Im sad. Those were great parodys. Is last christmas still there? IMA CHECK

[nezie0416]

due ur hot!!! u dont need plastic surguy!!!!

[Pandiepandie]

Did you delete your parody of Bad Romance?

[EvanisSOOsnazzy]

the hospital dress says bellevue, as in bellevue washington?

[Shawn09871]

Great video

[DeathIsSunshine]

i think this is the best parody i have seen of this song besides the key of awesomes one (barely political)

[jazmin826]

awesome lol:)

[candylover12021]

i love how theres a picture of daffy duck and barbie on your wall of picture of heidi :) great job :) THUMBS WAAAAY UP.

[88uknm]

lol ( weird yodeling thing) nice job!!

[SNOOZARELLA]

ur perfect! dont ever think about plastic surgery!!!!!!!

[Rickoozz]

you should really do a parody of "Sexy Bitch" :)

[SHORTYDOUI2]

this is ur best parody! good job.

[JCSPIKE7]

THIS IS AWSOMMEEEEE!!!!!!

GREAT JOB DUDE

THUMBS UP!!!

[DarlingSerenity]

Seriously

your amazing :)

[MrRigoperez]

Do You Have Lik A Green Screen Or Something?

[silcoonsweetie]

What are you talking about boy? Your too hot for your own good. You don't need any more. :) :DYou are the hottest man!! alive!!! Before taylor lautner!!!!!! WE LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Daviewavie06]

you u are sooo cute=] do u have merch. i so want a blow up doll of u =]

[MochaVanillaLatte]

At 0:12

Daffy Duck? LOL

[cutey53]

Dude you already look freakin' fantastic!!!! you dont need to change lol

[cutey53]

Dude you already look freakin' fantastic!!!! you dont need to change lol

[14lanicup]

your so cool thanks for all the cool parodies and every thing else

[VictoriaReadsley]

You remind me a little of Tommy Vercetti .... yeeeeah, I'm gonna shut up now

[lilmama433]

ppsshh dnt hav surgery! u r so dang hot!! r u single ;-) jk jk hahahaha

[silverdahedgehog0066]

im curious, what program do u use 2 edit ur voice so awesomely? i wanna do stuff like this! please reply! every other person that does parodies never reply! :(

[Faithe101]

thats just sad why are u making fun of the king of pop man he just died thats just so mean nk offence btw that was super funny

[smoothmoves97]

@Faithe101

he's just stating the truth... mj did have about a billion plastic surgeries...

[HotgirlSid88]

ur friggin stupid!

[HeyLookGUMMYBEARS]

Hey can you look up in the search bar HolisterAEcrombie and then click Tik Tok parody contest i would like if you joined :).

[Shesshysan]

I love your videos! They are very original and based on things that happened or could happen! Keep it up dude!

[dreya589]

u r hot dont have surgery ppppplllllllleeeeeeeeaaaaaaass­ssssseeee

[MegaDfan]

u don't need all dat plastic surgery! your always #1 2 me and my friends....

[24iloveyou7]

ur so hot! <3

[chocochasa123]

I dont think u need any surgery! <3

[Ashanmaril]

That was an abrupt ending. You should have faded out. Other than that it was really good.

[futuremrsjoejonas987]

you're reallly hot :) haha

[HeartBronkenAngel]

dude this guy is so fuckin hot!

[42evilfatcat42]

u r already way tooo hot!

<3

[margearl49]

this is reallyyy good!:)

[threb101]

You don't need plastic surgery you are already hot as

[liltiger46]

aha. i like this guy.! he can really sing,his lyrics are clever/funny,he's cute, and humble [he actually replies to these comments] THUMBS UP IF YER SUBCRIBING! (:

[Briigalfaery1123]

=)))))))))))))) =)

[Zazzsuke]

Who is Ken is he the guy on Street Fighter?

[496AMBER]

@Zazzsuke the male barbie doll

[simin2468]

damn your SEXYYY!

[BBRRIITTAANNIISS]

hey im curious how old r u?

[JordanJohnsonShow]

@BBRRIITTAANNIISS 21 :)

[OMFEmmanuel]

I think you already look like Ken. Hopefully, you're not lacking in the same region he is. (:

[JordanJohnsonShow]

@OMFEmmanuel No pulse? lol

[kanjidragon7]

@OMFEmmanuel I was going to say that he already looks like Ken XD

[MrAlecrulz]

Hot

[pinkylove354]

nice videos :)

[ChloeAgnew4Ever]

ur hot

[FuschiaPants]

lov the "weird yodeling thing"

[lailocars]

you tottaly don't need this surgeries

you're already soo freaking hot :)

by the way, I love your videos ;D

[rockzen97]

wanna be like heidi with all the plastic surgery LOL

[Melz1184]

u rock man!!!!!!!!!

[russianboyx99x]

nice vid

[Emocupcakes101]

Ummm. U dont need to have work done, Ur already hott. :D

[TheAnasaur]

haha ur pretty cute anyway

[brokenlove9776]

ur hot!!!!!

[Scytherslayer]

do u use a green screen?

[pokefrog103]

U should do one on Ennie meenie by justin beiber and sean kingston

[thealvarezeddie]

there pretty nice vidos i love the Heidi part

[insanecollegian]

The Michael Jackson stabs totally crack me up!!!!

[PiXi739]

i loveeeeeeeeee it

[0blivi0nFan]

lol you should do somethin wit just dance by lady gaga =]

[4861302]

this is better than the real one

[kcnckcnc1]

stupid song

[44gaven]

love

[carla123abc]

you should make a parody of spectacular by kiely williams

[firegirl2982]

the part about MJ is messed-up

[Fudgebegood]

@firegirl2982 ikr rite he only had 3 bc of medical condition and his skin was so lite cause he had vetiligo and this was made after he did that wasnt cool

[firegirl2982]

@Fudgebegood lol u put rite twicw ikr=i knoe rite and then u put rie l0lz

[AzureClarity]

The wax figure is moving, lol.

[apekayla]

lol toooo funny

[Azntomgirl27096]

LoL Trust me, you got everything that is hot.

[618rose]

this hiarious!

[mallesgrin]

hey gotta ask you something: have you ever considered movie to Denmark, we need hotties like you over here.... it a county with good looking girls, and some sirious nasty looking guys.... you would like it, i am sure of it!!!

[xtoryxisxcoolx]

I really like the way you sang,"I won't stop till I've got everything that is hot."

[renesmeecullen713]

i bet he did this to be called sexy thang cuz he dont get nothing

[KRIZZMAH123]

hey sexy

[catherinerose56]

hottness...

[princeblondie]

You're sexy....

No surgery is needed

[Scytherslayer]

u dont need any surgery ur perfect

[asseenontv313]

hilarious!!!!

[autumnleaf3]

Lol this was so funny, I showed my friend this video and she's like "Does he really want plastic surgery?" and im like "No i dont think so." and then she was like "Good, he doesnt need it!" lol i just cracked up!

[NAIRAH01]

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