Yogscast - Simon Plays! - Portal 2, 2: Simon! You've turned off your targeting computer!

[Roxas0321]

turn on the captions and "transcribe audio" its HILARIOUS

[Roxas0321]

theres actually another way in chamber at 5:54

pick up the cube, place it down near the wall to the door. then jump on it, and jump up to the exit door. then pick up the cube from the edge of the platform, and place on button xD. easiest way

[9017master]

I thought he was smart

[TheImagerbil]

That stuff was ratman

[Scotsrok123]

like if you solve them before he does

[ShaneDawsonLover1011]

I can't believe he didn't see the other buttons at first, Simon LOVES buttons

[MrGabrielTheGreen]

Solve first puzzle feels like Stephen Hawking.

[MrScrasy2156]

At 4:07 I thought he was falling!!!!

[Spongybob77]

Twss

[Spongybob77]

Tess

[TheAndstir]

guys this is a vote.simon then like the comment

lewis dislike the comment i preffer simon

[MammonDurden]

"Why does this feel like hard work?"

Because you have to use your brain, something you appear uncomfortable doing.

[ventura961212]

the first time i played i got sooo confused on the part with the stairs... i could not see the opening on the side... i feel stupid even now lol

[zombiexminer123]

DONT MAKE FUN OF SIMON

you do make it funny and do this well so splended

[zeldawn07]

funny playthrough

[duchessbella4]

Love watching Simon do this...so funny and way better than i could do it...xD

[mageli7]

I want Simon to get to GlaDos and the potato part

[noso9000]

im eleven and i beat this game in 2 and a half days so if i can do so can you simon

[evilfroi]

Of course he's bad at the puzzles! It wouldn't be funny if he just sprinted through them all :P No one would enjoy watching that I think.

[emodeiviux]

PEOPLE WHO HATE HIM PLAYING THIS, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! HE IS BETTER THAN ME AND MY FRIEND AND WE PLAYED THIS GAME 7 TIMES AND WE STILL SPEND 3 HOURS ON SOME LEVELS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! *anything for you simon*

[BlackMoon9868]

BONK!

[kurtforking]

Simon i'm sorry but you are one of the funniest people i've ever seen play portal! it's just pathetic really.

[agentpancakes1]

*demon voice* COME 'ERE!

[YumMeYumProductions]

Even Toby Turner is better than you!

[tehmattownes]

Watching this is really unnerving because HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO?! He is baked!

[yunosaibie]

STOP POSTING HATE COMMENTS they are good at it because they are playing it for the first time

[Cakebann]

half of the puzzles in this game ARE from the old one just overgrown. your going through places u were before but area ll overgrown

[Diggydiggyholeful]

2:31 i believe it is called 'math'

[darkria4]

Simon.... Your even worse than Tobuscus...

[Hisworld1234]

me the whole time:

OH MY GOD DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT BUTTON?

[Epiczz115]

After beating both portal games + the co-op, watching this is HARDER than both of those...

[RubberRhubarb]

Maybe someone should tell simon about ratman..

[DrStrangelove346]

This is just painful to watch at times. But it does bring back good memories.

[ObviouslyObvious1]

Simon needs to stop playing minecraft puzzles. He will never get through this without dying, a lot.

[Paperman1161]

im 10 and i never played portal 2, but im still yelling, PUT THE PORTAL OvER FUCKING THERE!!!

[MrShingalooFilms]

4:09 = MindFuck!

[mbunny076]

"There's a puzzle just like this in the old game"... that's because the entire tutorial part is the same, just slightly updated :P

[SGmoshu]

Shit Simon... I'm 15 I got this quicker than you.

[Whipncream7]

Enzo4ever77 I have portal2 and I'll try and add you

[ELementCreator]

omg he's so bad :D

[TheUnchartedMedia]

plz can somewon help me in co op on ps3 add enzo4ever77

[X4Alpha4X]

uuuggghhh dont you sometimes just wanna yell aat simon to shut up so i can hear whats going on lol love ya yogscast

[Assinn1]

Plz update the yogscast soundboard app

[Rhysmuse1997]

@MGLRacoons um the actor who plays wheatly is called steven merchant so thats why

[stac0n]

i completed the game many times its theb est game before dead island

[lavendelherbst]

Yogscast + Portal = WIN!

[cheatcode2111]

This Concludes that simon is better at minecraft than puzzle games.

[MLGRacoons]

Wheatleys name isint stevephens OK!!!

[johnreasons2]

Wheatley: BAM! Secret panel!

Simon: Where? *Looks everywhere except where it is*

[SPIXER127]

PRESS THE TWO BUTTONS! idiot

[TheStingray55]

At least Simon isn't as bad as ijustine.

[TheRidley21]

@EvilPsykeeper But he isn't a trained Button-Pushing Associate!

[JanembaDude72]

My god.

You aren't meant to be able to catch him.

He is meant to hit the ground.

[EvilPsykeeper]

press the button!!!! 6:00



[RedwingT]

hey simon u should come on my minecraft server me and my freind btblades built a gold

mansion in YOUR HONOR of being the best minecraft player we've ever seen. the number

is 69.14.144.183

[TheSimsMusicCo]

@RedwingT Someone might grief it.

[RedwingT]

merry Christmas simon

[BeastArmorKing]

You use TNT on Minecraft map puzzles. <.< Portal 2 isn't a game for you... it will drive you nuts. Others can run through it in a night... you can't sorry dude, its the truth. Not trying to be mean.

[nikimann12]

SIMON SEE WHAT THE BUTTONS DO ( at 4:14 )

[curryqueen48]

i watched about 6 seconds of this and then wanted to go on portal 2 lol

[ThatZombieRapist]

I wish portal 2 would hurry up and download from steam -.-

[TehRavenclaww]

Announcer: "...all safety devices have been disabled."

Simon: "Good, good..."

[commentator347]

you can only put portals on white tiles ECT

[YumiKitty101]

And soon you're 'Little Friend' WILL TURN ON YOU!!!!!!!

[LastSpartan7]

ill just sit and stare at the plug til it opens when i play

[abrigedfanfan]

*Nose hurting from multiple facepalms*

[ejovrhnacvolrak]

@abrigedfanfan me too,I wanted to close the vid around 06:00 but then i red your comm and realized that Im not the only one facepalming and if others managed to get to the end of the vid,i can too :D

[CPdude52]

ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɯI

[SuperMaxo1000]

I've had exprience with this game, and it can make you rage, but at the moment, the viewers are getting more rage than you :3

[jdm280]

lol the "plug me in to that stick on the wall" part. My first time playing, it took me a whole min to find it.

[INSANEVideogamefreak]

this is weird but theres a verizon ad next to the title and it says Simon!You’ve turned off your verizon

[physicsissexy]

If you were wondering, at 2:22, the equations on the wall starting from the left are...

Time dilation for an object moving at relativistic speeds, just underneath is the gamma factor.

Arrow pointing at Hiesenberg's uncertainty principle, above that is the shrodinger equation. On the right side just above the picture of the companion cube is some sort of wave function.

At the very bottom is more relativistic speed kinematics.

I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t and I have the brains! ... and balls.

[joeandson]

@physicsissexy wait... the dave who sent the letter?

[whitetigerCJ]

@physicsissexy English please, actually i really jealous you know all that stuff

[lunchtimedogf]

@physicsissexy u asian?

[exiaisawesome]

if u guys think watching simon play this is frustrating go watch ijustines videos for portal 2

[nordicberserk]

Cant help but gigle at how TotalBuiscut hated Wheatley

[takeawalkinhell]

Three times i was about to push the save button

[BurlowBoi4]

i like wheatly.......reminds me of something.....

[ASMELLYNERD]

nice description

[19Bruno96]

Wheatley=Lewis

[HighPowerPredator]

it fustrates me when i know what to do and he dosn't!

[minecraftlover111]

DIFFERENT TURRENT!!!

[mememe90854]

simon just get lewis to help you

[WierdWordsWhat]

7:20 Ever heard of GLaDOS?

[WierdWordsWhat]

7:28 Ever heard of GLaDOS?

[cooluigimariofanad]

The Painting Was the Ratman!!!

idk Why He Was There But He`s Been Living!

Find The Other Ratman Dens!!!

[jayjay20021]

Simon did you now you're doing the course from portal 1

[VoidArkangel]

omg simon does better than totalbiscuit lol

[HmQuiteBraden]

That awkward moment where I've never even played Portal 2 and I'm yelling "PUT THE PORTAL OVER THERE YOU TWIT!" at my computer.

[kehaan1]

How long are you going to sit there

[shoopsoldier]

OMG the times i've tried to catch him and you didn't even press the button LOL

[SlimMrEminem]

he lands on his head LOL

[yusz04]

(Me at 3:50) UNDER YOU, SIMON. SHOOT A FRICKING PORTAL UNDER YOU.

[xtreme666bio]

@yusz04 WHAT DOES SIMON HAVE AGAINST LOOKING DOWN?!?

[BryceXO]

@yusz04 I think Simon failed the part of the physical where you are supposed to look down.

[TacticalT0MAT0]

Why do most of the begining puzzles look femilier?? Hmmmm... I wonder...

[myvoodoopuppy]

I don't care if there are ads on not, but the same chase ad every time gets really anoyinng

[jennamae03]

Well that's not good @Zmaster6030

[Zmaster6030]

Nice vid Simon

Now I'm going to the hospital because I had to stab myself repeatedly several times during this video...

[NotOnLand]

2:20 DANANANANANANANA DANANANANANANANA RATMAN!

[Zedverygood]

fellofalot 

[davidandkaze]

I just had the most epic idea EVER!!!! I'm gunna go play portal again so I can get to the turret and then drop Wheatley off the rail. IT'S GUNNA BE HILARIOUS!!!

[jfreeman81]

I'M SO SICK OF CHASE SLATE! XO

[Severepwner]

CATCH ME CATCH ME CATCH ME!!

[bellakitty00]

if "and the future starts with you"

and you = Simon, god help the future.

[TheSilled]

Is it just me or does Simon sound less...

Simony?

[22taiping]

@TheSilled definitely not just you o_0 this is weird!

[sk8tr733]

Love u guys but really i won this in 7 hours and u get stuck on part 1

[RitzierJunk]

THAT´S WHAT SHE SAID!! L0L i´m such a noob

[tardis787]

Simon is really such a noob at this game. He sucks so bad.

[InvaderRosie]

"Speedy thing goes in, Speedy thing comes out" :)

[irnehhenri]

Oh my god...

You look so retarded playing portal -_-

[chobotsinformer000]

Well Now, arent these levels familiar. (I would know, I finished Portal 1 today.)

[TheGameplayEnhanced]

4:06 Simon: I lost wo-wool?

[Chris43242]

"Why does this feel like such hard work?"

Cause your using your brain, something you rarely use, as you being a dwarf.

[MegaHanz1234]

if lewis was here it will be much easier for you :|

[Imapenguin189]

any1 else think wheatley sounds a lot like Ricky Gervais

[canny259ROBLOX]

No offence Simon, but you suck at this.

[thegamer494]

Hold the left arrow key and press the up arrow key to enjoy a game of snake while Simon trys to figured out these simple puzzles

[Rin142]

This is just pathetic, Simon. :(

[Cancerophobia]

Simon is annoyingly bad at this game..

[UnknownShadow360]

Simon you think too hard some of the levels were pretty easy

[etm16]

@PlayingDeadSpace and you are truly useless at deadspace.

[PlayingDeadSpace]

simon is truly useless at portal 2

[Masdrain]

what did u smoke

[JINXSHINE]

RATMAN DEN #2 FTW

[Shadowfan700]

 /facepalm

[sjlemmon]

Ive just told my sister to start playing portal and that id help her. After watching simon on it I think that it was a bad idea.

[omegahakim123]

Thomas Edison : ohh crap .. this game is hard >:(

Einstein : why it is so hard D':

other scientist : DAMD IT !!!!

me : yes i did it .. this game is so simple :D

[RailwayCreepers]

Does anybody else realize that the starting levels of Portal 2 are the ruined starting levels of Portal 1,just like I said before,the only difference is it is ruined

[Crashgek]

@RailwayCreepers Yeah, I kinda noticed that the first time I saw it.

[SuperFitzyBoi]

@RailwayCreepers I love that about Valve, they can re-use levels from a previous game and still make them feel new :)

[RailwayCreepers]

@SuperFitzyBoi I'm glad you could find my comment after a month ^.^ Or is it one of the top? :D Yeah, I still need to get Portal 2, but as it's changed alot it does feel modern, and dead.

[MPaulsell]

We love you guys so much that we sit through that stupid chegg books commercial 30-40 times a day. That's devotion right there.

[Clarinerd617]

@MPaulsell That's just using Internet Explorer. Use firefox with adblock.

[MaxAtTheMax]

@MPaulsell That's not devotion, that's a stupid reason to post a comment expressing laziness. You can easily download an ad blocker

[MPaulsell]

@MaxAtTheMax You're just a fag. :D Ad blockers make youtube have to put in even MORE ADS you dumb fuck.

[MaxAtTheMax]

@MPaulsell You serious? If Ad Blocker blocks all the ads, what use is there for Youtube to put more? You're acting just as dumb as Youtube

[zipguin]

@MPaulsell lucky for you i had an advertisement about a guy having love with a midget...

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

I never knew that Simon was with plasma O.o

[BreezeNightingale]

If the future starts with Simon, the New World Order will be based around jaffa cakes.

[MrWarbarney]

Nothing better than a good thats what she said joke, very well presented

[the2b1]

he IS kidding... right?

[guthixXXL]

Did you know that if you create a portal behind one of those cameras that glados watches you with, it falls down and then you can see a hole in the wall when you put the portal somewhere else?

[TheSomnusNemoris]

02:21 Hannah was here

[kiki902143]

I'm different...

Something about that is depressingly cute. ;w ;

[EldanairMage]

it makes me angry how much you suck at this game

[18thealien]

@EldanairMage I agree but he's Simon so it doesn't matter.

[w3bbzz]

yay for being disorientated,

[TheDragonslayer1060]

Dont worry SImon, we believed in you all the way, or at least i did :D

[bowbowyoyo]

10:51 shoulda said ok I'll go back and get Lewis ;)

[k1ckbu77]

Simon-is-AWESOME!!!!

[007natar]

XD XD XD

[hartagrm]

Catch me! Catch me! Catch me! (calmly rolls off)

[PrinceOfDarkness2k7]

Does anyone else realise that the Yogscast are stoners and they filmed this high for 420 (Global weed day) so they could laugh about it later?

[admiralgumdrops]

@PrinceOfDarkness2k7 thats one of the dumbest things ive ever heard

[RPGSoundtrack]

@PrinceOfDarkness2k7 And how do you know this is true?

[PrinceOfDarkness2k7]

@RPGSoundtrack I don't know man, he just seems stones in this one, It was only a joke.

[VlogitZ]

@PrinceOfDarkness2k7 the whole world dsnt revolve arround weed on 420.... its just another stupid day that stoners appropriated them selfs

[R0CKETOR]

I wanted simon to throw wheatley off the edge

[PlaystationWii96]

anyone else think those cubes look kinda like some of the crates from Ratchet & Clank?

[R0CKETOR]

@PlaystationWii96 Yeah, but these crates do nothing. Lol

[cobra1602]

simon, you aren't the only one who thinks you are simple minded *wink wink*

[kevinsg99]

Simon, play some portal 1 on your free time to learn. You'll need it.

[ILoveTurbulence1]

I've only ever watched Hank from the vlogbrothers play this game...it feels weird watching Simon play it. He belongs on minecraft!!!

[MikeDragonBoo]

10:14 BONK

Thumbs if you get it

[zenach48]

Is Whealtey the voice from the Barclaycard adverts on TV,it sounds like it.

[MAHLAZOR100]

how many of you noticed that the orange cat is a reference to the one in half-life 2? (the one that barney has nightmares about :P)

[sh0tgun950]

12:15 I LOL'D SO HARD