Save the Earth - stop breeding cattle

[simpter5923]

Are you retarded? Cattle are a HUGE, HUGE industry in almost every country. I believe that somewhere around 40-50% or more of the worlds meat comes from cows. Not to mention milk, cheese, butter, ice cream, and countless other staple food items cannot be made without cows. And the rest of the animal industry would have to boost production in massive amounts to compensate for the cow meat, causing more poop, and more methane, thus defeating the purpose of removing the cows. Also, almost 30% of p

[LiamRexCollins]

lol :-)

[TeeJus]

Can I get high too?

[gardenspoon]

@TeeJus I don't know - can you?

[TheStarTwinkle1]

However, I think the breeding of HUMANS is the biggest issue, here.

[gardenspoon]

@TheStarTwinkle1 I would agree if I didn't suspect you took this video seriously...

[TheStarTwinkle1]

@gardenspoon

Nah, not really.

[TheStarTwinkle1]

THANK YOU! for making this video!

Most of the people who disagreed had retarded comments XD

[shawn52588]

MY GIRLFRIEND IS A CATTLE FARMER YOU HIPPIE ASSHOLE.

[gardenspoon]

@shawn52588 Alright, no need to shout - can't you see that this is a joke?

Anyway, what is is your girlfriend doing out of the kitchen?

[TheStarTwinkle1]

@shawn52588

Good for you ^^

no one cares -.-'

[hybridpanda]

i do enjoy burgers so....

let it burn

[Danny77uk]

Save the Earth - stop breeding Americans. A single average American uses more resources in a week that a typical indian family does in a year!

[gardenspoon]

@Danny77uk Interesting point, I'll let Obama know this straight away ;-)

[TheStarTwinkle1]

@Danny77uk

agreed.

[flooremwes]

asshole you east beef and you know it

[hwdetar]

Solution: Release free energy magnet motors and Tesla's tech. Use the free energy to desalinate limitless amounts of water, and grow crops everywhere. Create abundance so people stop being greedy because they currently believe they need to in order to survive.

Then like you say, stop this addiction to beef, in fact to all animals. I'm not vegetarian yet, but I'd love to see people eat plants instead of animals killed in a state of fear, and with this unlimited energy that is exactly what i'd do.

[hwdetar]

@hwdetar Fact#1: It takes 5,000 gallons of water to make 1 pound of beef.

Fact #2: Archaeology shows that the lifespan of humans decreased by over 4 years on average when they switched from crop growing to cattle herding.

Opinion: Failure to be educated about meat causes dis-ease, commonly driving them into a mental state of fear and selfishness so they consume fear in the form of meat.

You are right, but don't ban meat, just make it so nobody wants to eat it.

Thanks for the video, and caring.

[ShredCo]

Another retard who thinks global warming is caused by humans.

[gardenspoon]

Have you no sense of irony?

This is a joke, one that might sound like it is trying to make sense but a joke none the less.

No, I don't believe in lobal warming btw

[ShredCo]

You don't believe in global warming? How about Gravity? Global warming is a fact, the earth is getting warmer but it's totally natuaral and reapeated over a very long timeline.... the important point being it is in no way caused by man. Any which way you have no idea, dumbass.

[gardenspoon]

I'm glad you know my opinions better than I do...

Please go back to messing with your camera and make a video once you've learned how to play guitar, because I can't be bothered in trying to to talk to you

[hybridpanda]

@ShredCo BOOM OWNED

[majikninja07]

fuck you hippie, stop putting cattle in mass farms and feeding them corn is the only solution , eat more beef their will be less cows around

[seancuk23]

Fuck the Earth, I love my steak and my milk too much lol, but seriously why don't the human race stop breeding so much because in the end we are the root of the problems that we face today, what about the methane that humans produce? I mean there are 6.5 Billion of us and if we reduced the population of people then people would use less oil, electricty and beef and then we really would be getting to the root of the problem! Its us that is the problem so wear a condom or take the pill please!

[zymmyiscool]

cool

[bugsme10]

GREAT IDEALS !!!!

[stillloner1]

Great!

You are very talented person!

very good performance!

I amire you!

Do keep it!

very funny!

Matt.

regards

[Saskets]

Help stop Mcdonalds... Visit my channel!

[YVONNE241191]

I wish you were such in real.....

[amccann7]

nice soul-patch Morris!

[SGMHooah]

So, how many stump-broke cows do you have? Do you name them? Do you have to kiss them and do the foreplay thing?

I don't know, but I think I'll just stick to women, even ugly fat one if I have to.

Good luck with your heard.. What breed do you prefer?

[kaylzndavid]

lol he is funny lyk lol

[sonnyamped74]

your so hippie I bet you recycle your own farts by breathing them in

[andrejpwalker]

Another really good, far out video!!!!

[ericjanks]

i am a cattle rancher and would like to share my views on this issue....its true that the methane emmitted from cattle is to blame for a big portion of global warming. But if everyone stopped raising cattle for beef, then the price of it would sky rocket and cause money hungry farmers to come and raise more. it would be an endless circle. This is not an idea that will ever work. Raising cattle is a big industry in many areas and you can't just end it.

[gardenspoon]

That is a fair point Eric, but this video wasn't supposed to be taken seriously. :)

Thank you

[yoMrJ]

You are not funny this is retarded :)

[gardenspoon]

I am sure you are much funnier, in fact I've just looked at your videos - absolutely hilarious!

:)

[lakingsiv]

muck sticky??????

[gardenspoon]

Is that a reference to my stick-on beard?

[lakingsiv]

no if you look up the rapper muck sticky you look just like him......he is a major pothead

[LozNmartinMate]

Haha :P

[LozNmartinMate]

Oh Lmao

That does sound mad xD

[gardenspoon]

Mad maybe, but I like to get into character. :)

[LozNmartinMate]

SCAREY

XD

[LozNmartinMate]

wtf is on your chin?

lmfao

wtf have you stuck that on wiv ?!?!?!

Looks like a deformed hamster stuck on with

chewing gum like WTF?

do you look like that all the time?!?!?!

u care me XD XD

i couldnt help but lmao when i saw that tumbleweed on your chin LMAO XD XD

[gardenspoon]

It's a ball of cat fluff, stuck on with golden syrup. Now that sounds mad but it's true, and that sticky stuff is great for pretend beards, I use it all of the time, you should see my MG vid; I've got a full beard done in this way - it's incredibly uncomfortable...

Thanks :)

[LozNmartinMate]

lol

[HypnoToad72]

I saw "the most terrifying video you'll ever see". Well, I saw that and I saw yours. Did you drink all the caffeinated soda pop on that bloke's desk?

[gardenspoon]

Oh yes, Morris is known for such caffine related antics...

[dappen25]

you're a piece of fuck!

[gardenspoon]

I don't understand that comment, what is your problem?

[limelighter19]

what the fuk is that on your chin.

[gardenspoon]

It's a bowl of tomato soup...

[itsblockdog]

You mean the Fartosphere? You know everything you've described here is an advanced formula for a future "Save Earth" industry. This announcement is the direct "Mother of invention" prelude of it's demand! Ceaseless war, drugs, alcohol, mercy killings, cigarettes and prescription meds don't even touch this. Nothing gets any better than death from laughter. More please... :)

[GrahamAndFriends]

There is only one way to save the planet, and that is to decrease the human population.

[ladyopinx]

Another Gem!

Laughing my pretty ass off over here across the pond!

Keep 'em comimg, Paul!

*Bright Blessings*

Linda

[haggidubious]

Cheese busts at the crack of dawn! Nice vid gs

[JokoLondo]

I recently gave up eating beef when I heard that when a person stops increasing the demand the beef you reduce your carbon footprint by more than driving a hybrid.

I figure I just picked up $40,000 by not buying a hybrid. Bad news for the chickens of the world though as I've been eating a lot more of them.

[Kyouwa]

haha another cool video :)

[gardenspoon]

Thank you Kyouwa

[joey0028]

he he! yes get them off the grass lol! xjoeyx

[gardenspoon]

What, are you suggesting that cows are stoned?

They do act that way I suppose...

Thanks Joey

[pencilcollectionpost]

when have you ever seen a cow looking coy?

[gardenspoon]

No, but the moo-bulls have

[alphasimaed]

esta bueno dude

[AnimeNewsRadio101]

i agreed gardenspoon everyone must Save the Earth?

ANR101

[gardenspoon]

Thanks ANR101

[kvs180]

good pionts

[faffytunes]

I could get mugged for my Gorgonzola

[gardenspoon]

Have you got Gorgonzola?

I've been looking for this but can never find any in the shops, hmm...

Thanks faffytunes

[faffytunes]

Sounded like have you got Herpes

Or gorgonzola

Sorry no just a ridicules cheese name

[monello198]

great thinking Morris..

in fact a working slogan could be

(kill a cow, save the world)

in fact why stop at cows?

i never liked those bloody sheep!!

;-}

[gardenspoon]

Thanks Monello,

Not the sheep though, no, they're friendly

[Booyakasha911]

that cow gas one actually makes sense

[gardenspoon]

Yeah...

Thanks Booyakasha

[Gem4Karl]

Very good video! I'm not sure why...but this vid reminds me of something Neil from the Young Ones would say lol.

[gardenspoon]

Yeah I suppose so, it might be the shoulder movement, though Morris is like a speeded up version

Thanks Gem

[roadbikemum]

Ahh,Morris..you have been thinking!again?!. This is so positive. Although your Mum says you have been asleep for 24 hours following the effort. I am sending you details of some friends that may be able to help you: Dr Jefferson(TB); Jethro: Jason: Toni and of course darling Jasper. please also read crime and punishment 'by Paul' who you will find in total agreement with all you have said!.

I am going to start saving cheese for Clyde.x.

[gardenspoon]

Wow RBM,

What a collection of characters, Morris will never getting around to all this...

Thank you :)

[abbeyharry1952]

Very good-5***** and thanks for sharing

[gardenspoon]

Thanks Mary

[catuvellauni1]

Go Vegan!

Cx

[gardenspoon]

Thanks Claire

[winxger]

some great ideas from Morris. Obese Americans can this be true,i mean you always here them go on and on and on about the American dream. Well it seems Morris could be right and that the dream must be food,lots of it to make fat bastard lard arse americans. Quite agree with most of his other points too:)

[gardenspoon]

Thanks Rob,

Morris is quite politically minded, though he's quite mad too...more to come

[Deotyma7]

Bellismo video -5/5

[delboy1978uk]

brilliant! morris is one of your best characters! your make-a-point-thinky-jokes are the best! followed by your insanity videos (like that cat, feed me feed me etc)

keep up the good work paul!

derek :-D

[gardenspoon]

Thanks Derek,

I've written quite a few of these 'lectures', all of which make a point in a very sarcastic or derranged way, I may get Morris to do some more

:)

[RetardoFilmz]

ok man ur doing this as a joke when actually this IS what is causing global warming (look it up)

[gardenspoon]

Yes I know, it is a joke, but it also very serious, the best kind of comedy in my opinion.

Thank you very much for your imput, it's very much appreciated

Paul

[RetardoFilmz]

one pond of meat is equal to 40 miles in an suv

only 20% of crops feed humans... (80% feed animals (waist!!!)) (we could feed africa with that)

you save more water not eating 1 pound of meat than u do not showering for an entire year!!!

MEAT MUST END!!!

[grandmafottz]

I JUST GOT A BIG-MAC ATTACK!!! LOVE, grandmafottz.xxxooo

[ratitafea]

Buenisimo...graias...!!!

[AndreasBusshart]

Hahaha man your funny,I believe that I'm going to grill out some cow tonight!

[RUTHWEB98]

what no beef oh no cant have that lol

[gardenspoon]

You may have to, Morris is serious, and it does make sense... :)

Thanks Ruth

[tomken8dy]

Cows are evil. They fart and kill the ozone.

Seriously, they can grow long chain proteins in culture; large vats for growing "meat."

Mix it up with soy proteins and you have HEALTHY burgers.

The hamburger giants are indeed destroying the rain forests to grow cattle cheaply.

I wonder what would happen if their meat got contaminated with a tropical disease super bug?

Sued out of existence and a BAN on Rain Forest cattle. Oh boo-hoo.

[gardenspoon]

Hey thanks Tom,

Although Morris was being slightly unrealistic, he did make a valid point...I'm pleased that you've noticed that.

:)

[tomken8dy]

I'm not your typical couch-dwelling burger gulping dullard.

I'm your atypical one. :-\

[ivanetelilja]

Excelente!*****

[gardenspoon]

Thanks ivanetelilja

[thedarkpancreas]

the dark P have landed

we aprove (y)

[gardenspoon]

Thank you dark P

[trimcatchris]

pretty funny

[gardenspoon]

Thanks

[AndrewLaurenson]

The Earth provided us with the resources necessary to create pollution. Maybe she shoulda' thought of that first! Huh? HUH?

I'm half-kidding of course. I take care of the environment but it's true if you think about it. Man made the nasty stuff out of shit that was already here.

-- Andrew

[gardenspoon]

'Man made the nasty stuff out of the shit that was already there'

Great line Andrew, thank you

[key2kingdom]

well, it sounded familiar - like something I'd say in one of my 'stop eating shit!' rants

[gardenspoon]

Yeah, you are an inspiration dude!

[key2kingdom]

what are the half-hearted veges going to eat? ha ha!

[gardenspoon]

Mate, I was thinking of you when I made that line :)

[Inky261]

I breed dogs????????????????????? 5*

[gardenspoon]

Really? That's cool

Thanks linky

[key2kingdom]

really? well that's good - but if people stop eating cows, don't tell the chinese you're doing that.