FFXIII Petition Nerd Mad about his girlfriend simulator

[LotsaSpaghetti84]

Stop censoring your swear words. This is the internet, not TV.

[SPAZZ134]

final fantasy 13 sucks dick, sooooo shit..... peeassfree sucks dicks as well

[SZF123456]

@dkc4475 no that's chris chan, this guy is actually not a sperm guzzler

[Bungaroo440]

if you were an expert in japanese rpgs youd know they didnt start on playstation. They actually all started on nintendo. FF7 was actually going to be made on nintendo 64 but squaresoft realized that the playstations graphics were more compatible with the direction they wanted to go in.

If you dont believe this you can find videos online of them testing out the graphics of nintendo 64 using the characters from 6 similar to the cutscene that was made on ps3 of ff7s intro

im kinda a ff nerd=p

[silverback1138]

Is this for real? Dude, I'm a huge nerd, I'll freely admit it...But wow.

[TheMuffin100]

This bettter be a joke

[mrbozo8989]

Holy Crap! I thought creeps like you would have all died off by now via ''natural selection''

[randomdude3824]

I almost pissed myself in the first 10 seconds haha!! My friend just sent an email to Square Enix just so they can have a laugh themselves haha! America is in a shit hole of dept and we money coming in to America via American companies like Microsoft, not going out.. Unless you like paying higher taxes to solve the gov's dept.. Oh wait.. U live in your mom's basement so u don't pay taxes.. Quit smiling like a damn chickmunk and change your soiled underwear u retard! I feel sorry for your mom

[Uncontrolling69]

Just because Square Enix is expanding their games to Xbox doesn't mean that they will become a failure. Final Fantasy will still be Final Fantasy, It will just be giving 360 players, a wider option in roleplaying. And If anyone thinks that they should only put XIII on PS3 then they're just being a bunch of spoilt sports who are only thinking of themselves...

[utgfilms]

they would fail if it were only on ps3

[allanmunro1993]

i like his aspie features....

[JakChrist]

I hope that guy isn't for real.. I mean seriously.. would Square Enix really give in to not porting it and making money because of one butthurt basmeent dweller?

[TreuanXela]

Of course he isn't. Have you seen his comments?

[JakChrist]

He really does seem fake, way too cliche and stereotypical to be real..

[DogsAreCoolRight]

FINAL FANTASY has been a Sony exclusive for some time and you are probably thinking "OH YEAH WELL IT WAS ON NINTENDO FIRST" but those games were all shit. If Square had any fucking clue what they were doing they would have made it a PS exclusive like the original vid suggested. There have also been a drop in Square sales since FF 13 was released, which goes to show that the public (e.g. smart gamers everywhere) wanted a PS3 exclsuvive all alog!! its a shame that square is nailling the co

[JakChrist]

Oh boy I smell a fanboy.. FF6 was the best FF game of all time, many others agree. It was on the SNES as FF3.

I don't have a Ps3, and now I can play FFXIII on my 360.. What's the big deal? More people can play the game now.

[DogsAreCoolRight]

ffin of the final fantasy series by making FF 14 a cros-plat release, it will surely be the end of final fantasy and the end of square enix -- us gamers are more powerful than u think, we'll boycott final fantsy and only the sissy faggot PC gamers will buy the game and most of them pirate it anyways so it'll sell tlike sixy-s ix - six game copies and then square will have to axe the series

they should have juts listened to OPs vid

[DogsAreCoolRight]

jak Christ doesnt understand!! that nobody will buy teh PC version except game crackers because all of the pc gamers pirate games anyaways!!!! he probably just plays his Xbox 360 all day rubbing it against his crotch while he plays FF13 and pretends he's having sex with a wizard (otherwise known as black mage for you nintendo faggots - FYI black mages were renamed to wizards in final fantasy tactics for the playstation one because thats a name that not-faggots can understand)

queers

[JakChrist]

The sales aren't dropping enough to make Square pussy out.. They aren't backing down.

[DogsAreCoolRight]

Pfft i took a stay-at-home college economics in modern business course and a smart company like squaresoft wouldnt keep final fantasy around with the low sell rates

[DogsAreCoolRight]

i mean maybe no they are stupid enough to make FFXIII and FFXIV non-PS3 exclusives so

maybe they are

the point is that square enix sucks and i wont buy any of their games

enjoy your 13 FPS faggots

[Uncontrolling69]

I'm afraid he's the real Deal, He's also going to probably be the next 40 year old virgin... I reckon.

[JakChrist]

I thought a person couldn't exist.. I mean seriously.. He is the most stereotypical cliche nerd I've ever seen.. I almost could swear he's on TV.. But he's real, and that's just creepy.

[Frienever]

jeez, i think u were much worst than the guy who make the video.

i think this video is not even funny at all.

the actual video was way more funny, this beep beep video SUCK major ball.

fail!!!

[AnonymousHot]

Milk...

[Redman316]

Lmao

[suran37]

i like how the only time he says Fuck in the real video it isn't censored in this 1

[Iamlegend1234]

omg its Larry David with hair!!!!

[o0FreakinStein0o]

even the japanese and chinese find you repulsive

so quit waysting your time pointdexter!

[ironwolfosiris]

fragmaster is f**ny as all f**k. XD

[IceDragon289]

Wait, wait, wait. So the first Finaly Fantasy was on the NES (a Nintendo system), and he's upset that the new one is on a system that is not owned by Sony?

Now I'm almost sure this retard's just trolling (and it's my cincere hope that he is).

[SZF123456]

man some people don't know fragmaster :(

[prjctblue]

This guy is the hugest fucking faggot on the interwebs.

[kReEaYtEr]

LMAO THIS IS AWESOME!!!! XD

[ChocolateOfTheOrient]

lol this is great

im a born and raised playstation fan

but i think this exchange will give the xbox players and ps3 player common ground to relate upon, who knows, it may bring peace to the world of gaming.

YA FOR CAPITALISM lol

[Pearlcussion]

2:54 isnt censored either. lol

[Pearlcussion]

wow, you just explained my feelings exactly to the last detail.

[WebSurfer30]

your title wins the internets ^^

[XxJjxX4515]

CENSORED MILK!!! XDD

[Kirby4030]

...

thats not milk...

[IvanSorath]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[zottan]

Petition online for this guy meet girlfriend!!!! He needs f*** o he evolves into King Troll

[sunset261]

i don't know if you realize this but this dude was making fun of nerd rage. although very funny and convincing the dude in this video is fragmaster and is defiantly not a complete loser.

[utgfilms]

hey thanks, i didnt know that. in that case hes really good at acting like a nerd.

[glitteryglitterguy]

he sounds unhappy

does he live with his mom????

[axelalmer]

LOL guys...stop saying that, it is disgusting XD

[utgfilms]

really?

[PsYk3R0]

Omg I Mega-fuckin' ROFL'd when you blurred the milk, and I'm am still ROFLing as I type this xD!!!

[utgfilms]

haha

[allofasudden]

LOL AGREE!!

[NelsonClay]

Why the bleeps? It is annoying.

I want to hear what he is saying.

[PsYk3R0]

The bleep makes it funny ROFL!! xD

[axelalmer]

LOL, someone call the wambulance or give some crymore mines to him.

[utgfilms]

claymores?

[axelalmer]

LOL, I tried to make a stupid joke by mixing the words cry and more into one and saying "crymore mines", but I guess my joke fail.

[hyrohero1]

wow what a whiny little pussy bitch....

lawl

[SuperCenaHater3]

5/5 stars XD LMAO

[IvanSorath]

ha :D hahahahahahah athis guy is fucking hilarious

[Davy2612]

Wow thats alot of bleeps!

[prozakjunkie]

But it's not like it started it's life on something made by Sony anyway.

[PenMan12]

lol.

nice video edit i lol'd

hard.

[Magicite27]

go back to pre-school

[thafeet]

fragmaster is a stupid fuck but anyone who think this is real is alot worse then him

[nrfb1986]

THIS SUCKS

[BDawgPHD]

Ahh, that's right, Ninja Gaiden Sigma, and it was supposed to be released for the PS3. I knew I heard about a Ninja Gaiden game coming out for the PS3, and I was ripshit because the PS3 is a penis, and Ninja Gaiden is such an amazing game that it needs to be on an epic system. I'm glad the superior system got the superior game =3

[MasterchiefSD]

LMAO! nice job at bleeping out that sounded funny as hell!

xDDD

[BDawgPHD]

Wait, what?

So, he's mad that his game has been ported to a superior system?

I remember when I was angry that Ninja Gaiden 2 was only going to be released on the PS3, I was so disappointed...of course, it's been released for the 360, which made me very happy....although I can't play it, because my 360 is dead -_- why isn't he bitching about the greatest game ever being released for the 360 and not for the PS3? =3

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

ur dumb ninja gaiden 2 is xbox excluvsive. ninja gaiden sigma. which is the same as NG1. is for ps3

[Anima10pontonet]

Damm, you're stupid! =D

[KyuuA4]

PS3 sucks anyways

[DreadRaptor85]

funny fucker!

[ForeignerD]

Shrill voiced morons always seem to need horse dick crammed in their mouth before they can shut the hell up.

[utgfilms]

thank you

[IFuckedYourGrandma]

i love when he is drinking the milk it looks like cum

[ikilledxxxx]

lol good 1

[niyaz59]

loser and come down

[ShinAsayumi]

i feel bad if he goes to a game store and some guy recognizes his video on YouTube lol

[groudyogre]

Square Enix won't invest such a huge amount of money in making FF13 work on 360 to just throw all that tech away after one game. FF13 will come to 360 make my words.

[jcaesar331991]

i like how u dont beep out the other curse words

[adrift923]

This guy would be a great heel pro wrestling manager.

[dizzybear23]

screw this you little panzy, i hav a ps3

and i am goin to get this game,

who cares if its not exclusive anymore

i could care less, and if you are a true fan of the game you will get it, not just

becuase its been released for another system

i love final fantasy and no douchebag is gonna tell me not to get it.

you little monkey take this vid off and never disrespect square enix ever again.if it wasn't for them you wouldn't even kno

about final fantasy, and also versus is still exclusive

[dizzybear23]

this comment is for the guy in the vid that wouldn't let me post comments

so im gonna put it here for you all to read

remember... this is for the guy in the vid:)

[rukuah]

I don't get this video... is it just random bleeping or is there some pattern ?? O.o

[CoolC00kie]

and i love how you didn't bleep it out when he said "fuck" or "fag"

[CoolC00kie]

i love the crescendo from :38 to :44....lol what a class act

[slaveknight]

nerd.. hahaha

[MadnessRealm]

Seriously this guy looks like the type of person that will go in a Wal-Mart with a shotgun and destroys all the Xbox360 and games there is and then kill himself....or kill everyone in the mall, write Square Enix SUCKS with his blood and kill himself. Tumbs up this comment if you agree and if you don't...tumbs up this comment xD

[sexyjulie17]

fuck yu

[xxq8yxx]

he looks like a psycho serial killer

[748skoolboy]

I was angry too but, your taking it too far

[ZeroFission]

Did he drink sperm?

[utgfilms]

yes he did

[niyaz59]

loser

[jimped]

you're a moron, it's just a game get over yourself and besides why would you need to have a "revenge" and not buy it... why would PS3 owners buy it, it's not coming out for their system... so i don't think they'll be buying it anyways

[MadnessRealm]

FFXIII and FFXIII Versus will be on both Xbox360 and PS3. so yeah it's coming out for their system (12/15/08)

[ffpetition13]

versus 13 is still PS3 exclusive

[MadnessRealm]

From what I heard Versus 13 is PS3 exlusive in Japan only (like FF13). But Canada And US will get both games on Xbox360 and PS3.

[kodd13]

yea thats fasle... it makes no sense what so ever to do that ONLY in japan

[ffpetition13]

But think about it, 360 sales in Japan are very low, so it would be pointless anyway, dont you think?

The 360 has only sold about 600K in Japan if im right, so it would be a waste of money bringing it out there.

I'm just pissed off that it may be delayed even more for PS3, I might have to import, hopefully it has english subs! ^_^

[changolord93]

wtf is versus 13

[ffpetition13]

FINAL FANTASY VERSUS XIII

Basically, its a different version of FF13, but directed by Tetsuya Nomura (he does the artwork of characters) - and its a much 'darker' game than FF13...

Think along the lines of FF7 and FF8

[yellowfellow]

you did the censoring thing too many times

kinda got annoying