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  • You know, I'm really disappointed that I had to see this. I love Bill Maher and usually think he's right about, well, everything. But this made me lose quite a bit of respect.

  • @shudderbirds why? just because he talks about women in a realistic way?

  • @shudderbirds Of course it does, because you're an idealogue. Idealogues HATE it when their ideology of choice is criticized, especially by someone with similar political views. This is just like that Saudi Islamic leader crying about the 3 tweets making mildly critical comments about Allah. Yes, your ideology has just been compared with religion, deal with it.

  • An amazing gem of truth. Instant favorite.

    Although I object to his portrayal of sexual fantasies. My experience is that a woman's mind can be just as dirty as a man's -- women are just generally more wary of openly talking about it because they don't want to be seen as "sluts".

    Which is why slut shaming is the one (and only) point where I agree with feminists.

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  • love this clip

  • if woman ran the world we would still have wars, they would just last about 5 days a month every month, and since there all different in there time of the month there will always be a war somewhere, and the wars would start over stupids things to, things so stupid i dare not mention them

  • People are more important than children? Erm, children are people?

  • @middy444 no they're not

  • I would think there would be more wars if women ran the world. Have you seen how they behave with each other? Always in competition.

  • @iedhunter44 It would just be "sneakier". More conspirative intelligence stuff, less open diplomacy, less transparency... Because honestly, that's one of the main differences between male and female behavior. Men tend to be open and direct (sometimes in a blunt way), women tend to be "nice" while hating each other's guts.

  • I love how Bill Maher brings up sexism against men and STILL doesn't bash feminists (well, most feminists, anyways). :D

  • @6TheLastBroadcaster6 You should have seen him on "Politically Correct". He went to town on the feminists on the show. In fact, at one point, one of the feminists got up and left in the middle of the taping, LMAO!!!!

  • "The president had his dick in a jew's mouth on EASTER!!!!"

    America is a twisted, puritannical, hypocritical mess.

  • Yes, for god's sake, where have all the MEN gone? Teenage guys, grow some balls. Women may be friends with your effeminate ass, but they won't respect you nor go out with you.

  • The mentors were right, suck & fuck, cook & clean are all women are good for.

  • This is funny stuff. However, I have a better proposal: dump gender roles.

  • @aculturemind Undo millions of years of genetic and psychological conditioning? No thanks.

    Metro-sexuality might work for you, but it doesn't work for most of us.

  • @foiek

    Dude, I was beyond metro a decade before it existed. Like an Art Music composer with regard to music (Bach, Beethoven, Brahms, Babbitt), I discover and develop tools that enable a fun[x]ional art as life.

  • @aculturemind As Maher said, you can't reform biology. There are massive neurological differences between men and women. Obviously that doesn't mean every woman has to stay in the kitchen etc. etc., but it does mean there are behavioral differences between the genders that you can't talk away.

  • @eggroll9000

    No. They are sexes. Gender is mental/emotional. I'm so glad I don't have one! Which is one reason I don't fit Maher's model. But he's pretty funny.

    Anyways, humans are similar across sex - it's just how the characteristics manifest. As well, some of what he talks about is cultural. BUT....regardless....you can alter behavior. It's called genetic engineering. (You know, to be more like me.)

  • @aculturemind So you'd suggest to genetically engineer humans to make men and women alike in order to fulfill some egalitarian fantasy?

    Can't tell if trolling or radical...

  • @eggroll9000

    You have to forget everything that Culture has taught you/filled you with. Then start new. Then come ask again.

  • @aculturemind Culture doesn't have anything to do with differences in brain structure. Learn about them. Then come ask again.

  • @eggroll9000

    Go fuck yerself. Go vote while you're at it, and waste some time.

  • @aculturemind You're really good at arguing rationally. LOL

    Should've known that as soon as you mentioned "dumping" gender roles, I guess.

  • @eggroll9000

    There's nothing to argue, son. You do as I instruct. As in, "DO IT NOW, MOVE!"

  • @eggroll9000 Uh oh, he's one of those "enlightened" people who has somehow been born again as a gender feminist. Gender feminists are easily the most irrational to deal with because they've been brainwashed for 4 years in their women's studies courses.

  • @DonF72 Nah... He's a troll. ;)

  • Bill Clinton had an affair with a Jewish woman.

    A decade later, his daughter marries a Jewish man.

    What a lovely coincidence...

  • Fantastic video.

  • I laughed. I'm so sexist.

  • It's sad that we live in a society with so many women who hate men and so many men who hate themselves...

  • 46 people are feminazis.

  • Men are being attacked now, when it was our ancestral men who worked hard to carve a nation, our forefather who set upon us these truths, and the WOMEN who cared for them and loved them! No reason they should feel bad when WE fight the wars, when WE FACE HARSH REALITY. They should be thankful and should care for us instead of act like inbred whores who will never feel a man's dick because they're socially inept themselves. I respect women, but only if they respect us.

  • I feel bad for being a white male in todays world, because for some reason I am as an individual being held accountable for what dumbfuck white males did a hundred fucking years ago.

  • True True True

  • Thank you Bill for delaying the death of masculinity.

  • @ceprelex I can't believe someone would be so heartless and ignorant to actually say that ... so many hateful people in the world.

  • Omg, I'm a feminist lesbian and still I found this fucking hilarious. This guy is awesome XD

  • @Asynca Of course you find it hilarious. He's saying America is hurting because of these values and you see it as feminism is winning and men are being overthrown and oppressed. He's describing what you want to hear, and sadly, a lot of people want to hear too, and this goes right along with what he's talking about. If I was a woman-hater listening to a guy talk about how women are objectified and degraded in porn I'd find that pretty funny. It's basically the same thing, I think.

  • @carlinsaves: i found some of mahers act in poor taste because 4 a man who is so smart he manages to narrowly define men and women as bad as the feminists. now as for you: do women ever objectify men?do you know some porn companies are female owned? do you know girls masturbate and watch porn? do feminists stereotype against men while fighting stereotypes? have you realized prominent feminists have declared gendercide? do you realize patriarchy is a distraction?

  • @carlinsaves its a distraction because its not that men control because they are men and create a male system of entitlement... maybe some do but to say we all do that is just as bad as saying all females are dumb whores. in the mean time the rich/elite that rule have turned all the subgroups of human against eachother to distract from interfering with their desires for the world. equality comes from learning to see people as ur equals, not see women as victims and men as pigs.

  • @Wuety06 Yes sir, I agree with you! And I'm not sure why you asked me all those questions, but the answer is yes to all of them.

  • @carlinsaves sorry. I reread yours and found that if i had read asyncas comment it would have made more sense. i assumed the context of your comment. i see there r people who needed that lecture but it wasnt you.

  • @Wuety06 haha it's ok. Trust me, I've made that mistake plenty of times in the past. That's what I thought happened anyway, so I knew there was no argument here. Peace brother!

  • Bill Maher is fucking brilliant.

    anyway, please check out my twitter, im a political junkie so i hope its funny: twitter.com/#!/sexandpolitix

  • I think the values Bill listed are RELIGIOUS not feminine.

    "Sensitivity is more important than truth" sounds like science losing to religion

    "Feelings are more important than facts" *see above

    "Commitment is more important than individuality" marriage/commmitment is a religious value; religion is very anti-individuality, very pro-herd mentality

    "Children are more important than people" anti-abortion ralllies, anyone?

    Athiest Bill should realize this is a result of religion, not women!

  • @theyforcedmetosignup you're seeking to find this, that's how you found it

  • @theyforcedmetosignup There is faith in happiness, in the bondship of friends and family. Religion teaches us morals, but atheists hate the idea of God and mythology, I being one myself. Sometimes the truth is too much to handle, and that we must love each other.

  • EVERYONE DESERVES RESPECT! EVEN WHITE MEN!

    Women are wonderful, really awesome and stuff BUT-- THEY MADE A REVOLUTION TO HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS! AND NOT TO HAVE MORE RIGHTS!!! IF YOU WANNA BE EQUAL, YOU SHOULD DO THE HEAVY JOB TOO!

  • @omegapoint777 Funny thing is that I'm not even a feminist, but you are the reason some women are.

  • @omegapoint777

    Too bad I don't like dick then, eh?

    Oh why did you have to comment on MY post? It provides nothing of merit to the conversation, no insight, no intelligence... just abuse. As useful as your penis.

  • @omegapoint777

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    Well, I guess I will call you a virgin since you decided to bring it up, and any person (man, woman -even sheep, knowing you-) would have to be victim of rape for you to get laid. You are an insufferable pig and I pity anyone that ever has to come into your presence.

  • @omegapoint777

    You are a massive troll and your attempt to make me look petty is only counterproductive. It's not just feminists who hate people like you, it's the whole of humanity altogether. You do not represent men and it's a good thing you don't because you are a pathetic little boy with a tiny dick who does not deserve a voice or an opinion.

  • wow bill maherberg has a tiny bit of sense

  • "I got Arafat waiting in the rose garden" LOL!!!!

  • @andrtaker

    Because there's nothing more nazi than wanting gender equality is there?

    I never understood the notion 'femiNAZI'. It's so dismissive of a whole culture. Not all feminists spread chauvinism towards men, the same way not all muslims are radical suicide bombers. Most just want equal pay and the right for women to drive a car in Saudi Arabia the key principals that feminism was founded on in the first place.

  • "Because if you really got inside a man's mind you'd understand that it's never about big or little or short or tall or blonde or brunette. It's only about old and new."

    I fucking love this. So many women believe in this bullshit image that the media peddles as universally desired, and that if you look a certain way then your man will never cheat on you.

  • @ guy & Ruth- interweb101: don't feed the trolls.

    Btw- if a man gets boo'd off the stage for calling women stupid, how do you explain his applauding audience?

  • @kromoff1 Because that's not what he's saying.

  • @andrtaker Or we could blame the feminazis...

  • IMA WIFE FUCKER!!!!

  • @hairymangina101 You fuck wives?

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  • Yep. Just as I suspected. You're either a very small child, or just a very senile woman.

  • @ruth05503841 Mhm. Wonderfully thought out responses littered with words you've never used in your life to make yourself seem like you have an intelligence comparable to that of an average man. Now you're just being boring!

  • @ruth05503841 See what I was saying is that you're nothing but a lying lolcow. Simply used to milk for lol's. Hence the name. You are not in any kind of college, you are just a sad woman trying to justify herself to an anonymous youtube user. Of course you have all night to talk on youtube. It only adds up.

  • @ruth05503841 See it would only make sense for somebody who takes pleasure in "abuse some other moronic types of your sort like the creationists or glenn beck." To claim they are in a prestigious college. So cute that you think you're worth anything <3 And thank you for providing the entertainment I was looking for. That's why I look up these videos

  • @ruth05503841 Of course you are. What a good way to admit you have no intelligent response. You could just say " I can't come up with a witty response because I as a woman am inferior to even the weakest and most unintelligent man in existence." At least then you'd garner SOME form of respect. I could say the same about you reproducing but God only knows who would want to have sex with an overweight woman. No further details are needed.

  • @ruth05503841 LOLOLOL MOMS BASEMENT LOLOLOLOL SO FUNNY. Typical humor from a sub human species. It doesn't have to be the eighties. Until women can function as a man functions you'll always be low grade. And please stop trying to attack my personal life, terribly unfunny :( Oh wait it's not meant to be funny it's a fact my bad,

  • @ruth05503841 Why would 1, have to work up courage to talk to any woman. Or 2, At all pay attention to a fat unattractive woman at that? And I've already secured a female to perform my chores for me, so your services are not required. But thanks for the free psychological evaluation! Women are so cute sometimes!!

  • When women sign up for selective services and actually contribute to society in a meaningful way I will disagree with this video

  • @guymcperson1 In my opinion women dont have the right to vote until they have to sign the selective service act because by men signing that they might have to die for their country in a war but women are not forced to die for the country so they have not earned in my opinion...Feminist you can now yell at me

  • @ruth05503841 What I'm reading is that you're a overweight feminazi who is a strong independent woman who don't need no man in her life. Maybe you should shut your mouth and go get laid you washed up old cow

  • Hey, I've thought some pregnant females have been damn sexy. I boned one in my early 20s (7 months along!). Of course, I didn't get 'em that way.

  • @ruth05503841 Who cares if your offended, what makes you so special.

  • @ruth05503841 Let me guess you voted for Obama, and will again. Everything Maher said was right!

  • Although i get what he's saying, i hardly think it's the feminazi's who are to blame for the softening of American values, sure their a nuisance and some of them might be influencing things here and there, but it's largely due to use becoming more "politcally correct", "culture sensitive" and "aware" because of all the gay rights and shit.

  • ive never laughed so hard in my life until i heard that mutal fantasy joke ,so funny

  • 2:32 NICE way to steal a quote about the "quite desperation". He didnt make that up

  • bill maher's got it right (Y)

  • He has some good points, but it annoys me how he talks like all women have the same opinions and agree as to what is a good life.

  • He has some good points, but it annoys me how he talks like all women have the same opinions.

  • He doesn't seem to know what feminism is about at all. I do enjoy his show, and I loved politically incorrect. But it is funny that he is saying feminism is to blame for a lot of things that patriarchy creates; women have been feminized by men. Femininity is part of the male vision of women, not how women just ARE. But this is really the only issue I have with him. He gets arrogant sometimes, but that is alright, who doesn't?

  • @plaparen

    name one thing he is wrong about here

  • @plaparen Aww.

  • @plaparen the majority of people are smart and sane.

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  • Mavin Haggler in a wig! Shit, I fell of my chair laughing!

  • Political correctness: it's for retards. I will not be sympathetic to any type of minority or individual group; I would rater be dead honest with all of them in that they are, in fact, their own group of supremacists and that makes them inferior (much like the gold ol' KKK)

  • I'm a female and I completely agree with this.

  • @HandaCarr Unfortunately women like you are an endangered specie. There're very few authentic woman now, and very few authentic men. I truly believe men are much to blame for this, they are willing to act, feel, think and speak like women just to get laid.

  • Women are smarter than men? Give me 3 inventions (INVENTIONS...not upgrades of things already created) in the last 1000 years that were actually worth a damn.

  • @SoggyPizzaPockets1 Ever heard of oppression?

  • @SmileLyubov Indeed I have. And when i think of oppression, I think of lynchings, concentration camps, and trenches filled with bodies. Oppression most certainly -isn't- getting to stay home and raise the kids while your partner works 8+ hours of back-breaking labor in a dangerous environment and/or is sent off to war. Moreover, what have women invented in even the past 25 years that was worth a damn?

  • @SoggyPizzaPockets1 Wow you´re dumb

  • @SoggyPizzaPockets1 How about domestic abuse?Does that fit into your definition of oppression? Do you really think women in the 1700s weren't opressed?It was legal for the man to "discipline" his women the way he saw fit.And women aren't the ones that start wars-men are. I'm not saying that troops aren't extremely brave-i have the utmost respect for them, but to paint that picture is a falsehood. And I might not have a list of inventions but women are a major part of the progression of America.

  • @GGshineondarkesthour

    Domestic abuse compared to genocide? Not particularly. Moreover, these days (not 300 years ago) only about 25% of domestic violence is truly the feminized male on female.

    Men start wars? Do you honestly think women wouldn't start wars if they were the ones running world? Women most certainly -were- encouraging the wars of the past to take place alongside their male counterparts. And I reiterate, MEN were the ones that were -sent- to war while women stayed home.

  • @SoggyPizzaPockets1I can honestly say that if we are going to take a look at the world-like you did-do you really think women havent been opressed?when in the middle east,right now,women are being stoned to death,having acid thrown on their faces,being raped,tortured,told what to do,say,and how to act.Even in Europe,there is still a huge underground sex trafficking system.i just was trying to state that women HAVE been victims of opression,not trying to offend you.extremism in any faction is bad

  • @GGshineondarkesthour I was keeping it confined to the -western- world. And I've read up on the middle eastern stuff you're talking about. The stoning & torture happen to men too, but I'm sure you skipped over that in your readings. They are slowly but surely catching up with the rest of the world, and the stuff you mentioned is a lot more rare than you make it out to be. Moreover, while women are forced to wear burkas, 12-13 year old boys are sent to war. (there's that "war" thing again).

  • @SoggyPizzaPockets1 Again, i am not saying that horrible things don't happen to men-I joined amnesty intenational in 2008 and i constantly get updated about violence and oppression around the world. rape happens so much in Congo that it is almost becoming commonplace. sending 12-13 year old boy is also horrifying, and all of it should be stopped. that's all that my point is-there is oppression on all genders and races. To dismiss half the population's contributions to this world is just sad.

  • @GGshineondarkesthour

    Do you advocate women having to sign up for selective service?

  • @GGshineondarkesthour why the hell are you guys fighting over the victim card over issues that no group alone can fucking solve?

  • @SoggyPizzaPockets1 women dont have really good inventions bcuz they spend their intelligence on getting men and getting pregnant children etc ... men use inteligence to build things, women use their intelligence to manipulate men

  • He's right. He's absolutely right....

  • He clearly has no idea what feminism is.. Besides, America is one of the most macho countries in the world

  • @SmileLyubov Are you kidding me, if you compare us to France and Canada, yes, but we used to be a nation of brass balls, now if a man has brass balls the women try to cut them off then complain saying there are no real men left.

  • @Jeremiah90526 That was just ignorant

  • @SmileLyubov Sorry, late night post, the filter got turned off with sleep deprivation

  • @Jeremiah90526

    that they do, proves that they don't really know what they want, but proceed to tell us what they think they want.

  • @SmileLyubov

    he did make this video in the 90s...

  • @nigen So..?

  • @SmileLyubov

    the 90s was WAY different than now... its so radical and super macho this macho that now, but in the 90s things were a little more chill.

  • @nigen Perhaps, but compared to other countries America has always been the most macho.. so for american men to complain about feminised men is just sad

  • @SmileLyubov it all depends on how you define macho really.

    in switzerland masculinity is rated by and man's knowledge, skills and grit. in the states its rated by whomever is loud and has the most sex. Swiss value pragmatism (both genders), americans value passion over reason. if men in america arn't loud and having sex, women of the same culture won't perceive them as mainly and wont have sex with them, if the man isn't having sex he won't be seen a a man and the cycle continues.

  • @nigen

    the bottom line is... american's a really too stupid for their own good, and have set up a very self destructive sociopathic culture for themselves. now they can either deny it and a keep going the way they are, or admit they have this problem and work towards fixing it.

  • @nigen I said macho, not manly. In my experience America is one of few countries that actually have a macho culture.

  • @SmileLyubov

    well if you can find out where and when "macho" came to be you can pin point what went wrong with the states and why other's were not affected. personally, I think some of it may come from many of the older cultures having a sort of warrior culture in face of ever present threats. in that case you better own up to your boasts. white America started with business men and religious nuts that nobody else wanted.

  • @nigen Oh wait, you agree with me?

    But dude, I don´t know or care enough about american history to be able to argue about how it started. All I know is that you have it now.

  • @SmileLyubov

    well, then we make no progress in solving this matter. could have been once america got its super power status or after the fall of the USSR, no struggle, just consumerism. people found stupider ways to show their mettle. still, the worse part is that the women are encouraging this too with their selection. so they just fee the vicious cycle. then say its the men, nothing gets fixed.

  • @nigen For sure it´s connected with the peoples patriotism and capitalism. "Only care about yourself and how great you are"- kinda way.. Don´t know how you got there though

    I don´t like american women either. I don´t like american feminism. You have a more men versus women kinda thing going on instead.. which is just non beneficial to no one.

  • @SmileLyubov

    agreed, the gender war has been the stupidest and most persistent thing to come out of the movement.

    oh yea, and I don't exactly fit in with Americans or what is going through their heads, as I said I am swiss. i grew up in a very international neighborhood. its only when I attend and small town college in the mid-west that I realized how different I was and how messed up they were.

  • @nigen Oh you didn´t really say you were swizz.. bit disappointed though, I thought for once I had a found an american man you can actually talk about this with. lol But good for you, not adapting to that culture.

  • @SmileLyubov

    I don't think you can. all the american roommates I got were weirded out when the found that I was a bad ass cook. all my foreign friends thought having a great swiss baker as a friend was awesome. not these guys, they and all the girls on the floor thought I was gay for some reason. (Swiss men are expected to at least know how to bake, cooking just extra credit)

  • @nigen Lol I didn´t know that.. Nothing wrong with coming of as gay though, gay guys are cute

  • @SmileLyubov

    eh heh, but it is still kind of annoying when you do try to get a date and the whole heterosexual thing comes as a shock. you don't have to be gay to be a good cook, you just have to know what the hell you are doing. (it also helps to be a stubborn perfectionist... that's more of a swiss stereotype... and pretty much every Schweitzer I know applies.... ^^; )

  • @nigen All right, understandable :)

  • pwwwwwwwwwwnt!

  • 24 woman are "smarter" then men!

  • @thereviewmisfits And that my dear boy is what we call a "retard".

  • I admire the early feminists for giving themselves the right to vote, have careers and CHOOSE how many babies they want to have. Despite all the rights given to them, why some of them are still complaining?

    Here's my challenge to modern day American feminist:

    Bring your female empowerment to other countries that REALLY NEED IT such as in some middle-eastern countries that practice HONOR KILLING of women, hymen reconstruction surgery, and putting female rape victims to jail.

  • @MrFareddy They only cared about women of their own class and color.

  • @MrFareddy

    HERE HERE!

    (but they're still not going to do it ^^: )

  • @MrFareddy They still are slaves women but not to men to other women. They are forced into a working life style while being told that they chose it over motherhood. Humans are naturally fulfilled by making a family.

  • @TheConnorian Incorrect. Each person prefers different things; Bill Maher gets off on doing comedy, living as an unmarried man without any home family.

  • @Colosphe It can work out that way, But making a family is the most fulfilling thing a human can do (if they make the right choices). Humans can be fulfilled by many things but in the end it normally boils down to a basic need or desire.

  • "children are more important than people"

    But...

    But children ARE people.

  • @OzkarGlez Nope

  • @OzkarGlez

    are you trolling or just stupid?

  • @MegaSuperUberMe You don't get a silly joke and I am the stupid one?

  • "We are the wife fuckers in these elections" xDDD

  • Number's lookin like 23 these days

  • 23 women deserve to have a handsome prince cum on their faces.

  • Bill Mahers power level is rising

  • Bill Mahar is just telling the truth in a humorous way but some ppl don't like the truth. He makes the point TV is marketed to women b/c they do the majority of spending. advertiser wants shows that appeal to women so channels ABC,NBC,CBS etc..put on shows that appeal to women most of the time filling their heads with bullshit eg. they are smarter, tougher, funnier etc.. etc.. etc.. and women eat the bs up b/c they are gullible and ultimately tricked into buying the advertiser's product.

  • @seanth014 well said

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  • The only thing I disagree with in this whole bit is that there are such things as mutual fantasies. But maybe that's because I'm kinky?

  • @KepiLayla Yeah, I'm the same, but we're a rare breed. Most women (that I know anyway) are FUCKING BORING sexually =_=

    And in most other ways really.

  • @jsokielove U MAD?

  • @Trashcanstudiosinc

    Would we know what love is without it's alleged opposites?

    Would we tell day from night, without night?

    Would we tell sunshine from rain, without rain?

    Would we tell love, without hate?

    Important questions...

  • @Trashcanstudiosinc

    Regarding hating eachother...

    Hate is just a human emotion.

    Everyone has it. If someone for, non-hatefull reasons, break into your house and steal your money and your mom runs into him in the night and he gets scared and shoot her, would it be wrong to hate this person, who shoot your mom for non-hatefull reasons? 1) It shows that horrible things does not need to be founded in hate. 2) That hate is a normal reaction for losing what you love, it follows love.