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  • i said Faygo, fuck mountain dew

  • dude you're gay and not the real type like = homosexual ... i mean you're just gay just stop

  • makin love or somethin pussy

  • I'm sitting here trying to think of how to comment. Jesus Christ.

  • So did you end up drinking it or wearing it? :P

  • Fuck you, you fucking wanna be

  • Don't forget to cradle the balls, you fucking cock smoker.

  • What a faggot.

  • this is my favorite video on youtube

  • Mountain Dew is so hardcore

  • ahahahaa

  • omg this is funny

  • that was so funny i almost killed myself, Jesus Christ your funny kid.

  • wtf!!

  • crap troll is crap. please leave my internets

  • If you keep yelling in the toilet like that your gonna scare GarsinX (BodyXpolitic) away

  • 2:10 wtf ???

  • ROFL hes even got the same shirt as him HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!

  • atta girl:]

  • HAHAHAHA good impersonation.

  • XDDDD

  • Not funny. At all.

    True retards are funnier than true losers.

    Die.

  • 1:52 - cum?

  • I believe its called saliva, douchebag

  • LOL no shit, it's a joke yuo dick

  • and a fucking awful one at that

  • At first I was like, wtf he's retarded and that's gross... but then I was like.. rolling on the floor laughing :(

  • I WISH I COULD CHUG LIKE THAT, if I could chug at least half as good as SODA-HEAD13 I WOULD BE LUCKY......BUT OF COURSE NO ONE CAN COMPARE TO MY GOD,soda-head13

  • You're the best troll of all time.

  • LOL! Pretty funny, dude! =D

  • this kid is drunk lol

    what the HELL!? came out sodahead13 mouth

  • lol the kid in sodahead13 just graduated from my school! lmfao

  • just proves u cant chuge anything wit a chin.....lol

  • oh shit AIUHAIUHAIUHAIUHAIUHAIHAIUHAIU­HAIUHAIUHAIHAIUAHIAHIAHIUAHIAH­AUIH

    i loved it XDDDDDDDD

  • those noises made me so thirsty

  • I do not suck at chugging, however; your mom does suck at chugging. Therefore, I have owned you; you have been humiliated.

  • etid got pwnd!

  • Obvious troll is obvious.

  • lame vid not really funny 1*

  • i am going to unscrew your head and shit down your neck.

  • sodahead >>>> jawsusfreak sorry man its the truth

  • You know I was serious about giving you trolling pointers. Imagine learning all the quips and abrasive statements wrestling matches will never teach you.

  • (I did not insult wrestling in my previous statement because it is evident even to the profoundly retarded that it is all staged and hasn't been the least bit entertaining since the WWF became an acronym for wildlife network)

  • yeah i agree with you there its not entertaining anymore but again i dont reallt need pointers i do appreciate it but most people are already so easy to troll .

  • They can make you a free man, doc.

  • Eh, didn't liked this vid...

  • you are a fucking asshole! sodahead13 is the fucking man viva sodahead!!! YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO CHUGGERS EVERYWHERE and what ever the fuck this guys name is is just a blatant hater who cant stand the fact that he fails at life and has no friends your bound to live in your parents basement until forever why dont you go chug your boyfriends sprime yeah its a word look it up on urban dictionary!!!

  • Listen here you greasy vegetable picking piece of urbanized shit, sprime is not a word. It will never be a word. No matter how many of your inbred brothers and sisters are lazy enough to go on urbandictionary in the middle of computer class (which they are most likely failing) and compose. Go back to your compost heap hovel before I choke slam your mother for allowing you to use this sophisticated machine you call a computer.

  • I agree, get a high school diploma.

    Then drop out!

  • the fact that you consider the word "sprime" (a word on urban dictionary which has no real authority on the English language, just some stupid slang shit) a word and apart of the English Language shows how stupid you are. Also you made a blatant contradiction, he has no friends yet he has a boyfriend? Yeah do me a favor and get a high school diploma before using the internet.

  • Hilarious.

  • hHAHahahhAHAH! THE BEST

  • You're a fucking dickhead.

  • I'm getting mad at Victor

  • HAHAHAHAH

  • rofl its hilarious how hes got the exact same t-shirt and hair as sodahead

  • Mostly everyone would close their account if they got the comments he did, only pruane2forever can take it.

  • the original is gone so you might aswell delete this ripoff aswell

  • nice crt monitor

  • AHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

  • HARDCORE

  • what the fuck happened to sodahead13 will he be making videos im his biggest fan i need to know what happened to him!!!!! :(

  • I wish he'd still make videos.. He closed his account due to all the assholes.

  • Fuck you you're not even half the man sodahead13 is.

  • i still dont know why sodahead closed his account

  • This proves it. It's a lot harder to chug pop with a chin.

  • YEAAAAUAH

  • hahaah

  • ok it was funny till u finished then it got stupid lol

  • You're not supposed to finish the bottle.

  • You're a downy, go kill yourself

  • Long live Sodahead!!

  • i think hes a douche too man sodahead is my hero i love him and it makes me angry when ppl try to insult him, sodahead for life!

  • Wait, you love him? Wow, you're even gayer than the kid in this video. Fucking faggot.

  • wtf ROFL

  • zomgbie?

  • Haha. Way overkill.

  • hahaha for the black reporter reference

  • What the hell is that thing that comes out of sodaheads mouth?

  • Chewing Tobaco

  • never lol'd so fucking hard in my life.

    well done /b/rother.

  • seriously this is the funniest thing you've ever seen ? the original video from sodahead is much funnier

  • Yeeeees!! ^^

  • Why do I keep wasting my time with these pointless videos.......

  • Man, why the fuck do we...?

  • sodahead is a personal friend of mine and you SUCK!

  • That explains why the rest of your friends (if applicable) are impersonal.

  • retarded faggot is retarded

  • how dare u call me this u stupid hater faggot u cant even be oronginal u have to use an internet mee mee!

    unorigonal dumbass is unoriginal pwned epics win XD

  • why ? afraid even my comments are funnier than your lame ass rip off video ?

  • Yes. I'm also afraid of bigfoot and giant fire-breathing mice.

  • Not funny.

  • God, you are a complete dick. LONG LIVE SODAHEAD!

  • Holy shit Jawsusfreak777, you're kind of a creep.

  • You don't know unfunny. Don't insult the sincerity of this video with your filthy rendition of humor you family guy watching rodent. I'll quickly scrape your backfat off with a spatula and feed it to your mother while you watch Dane Cook and fumble with your hairpiece.

  • I tried really hard to find sodahead13's talent but i couldn't.

  • Stop trying to be funny in my comments section.

  • You're being jealous again.

  • Wasn't funny. =/ Boring really.

  • fail

    you cant imitate a real champion

  • It's fucking AWESOME!

  • the game

  • you FUCKING ASSHOLE i lost the game

  • 1:52 Cum face lol.

  • lol

  • u fucking loser, u obviously have as much time on ur hands as sodahead13 does

  • Obvious trool is gaynigga, mate, ya crunk? Didn't prepare a script or anythin' cunt. Ya havin' a teary over soadahead13 aye? So many things I wanna say but this sums it all uSHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT!!!

  • wtf u talking about you fried cunt? im just saying your a loser and obviously dont care what people think of you to put this shit on youtube and make fun of sum1 that obviously has sum loose screws up there

  • It's me Aush0k boss, I'm the real fucken e-boss aite brah? You really need to learn to spell brah, because you seem like the kind of faggot that nSHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT!!!!

  • well obviously u didnt prepare a script cause that was a piece of fucking unfunny shit. Ur a fucking loser, stop trying ot be funny cause ur not. And theres not "so many things" u can say cause u have nothing to say.

  • Aush0k boss seems ot strike a nerve with our Aussie friends from downunder.

    Ya crunk?

  • You talk like a retard. Ur ugly too.

  • you must be a swallower when you suck big juicy cock

  • Nigga, you gay?

  • dude you forgot your spider

  • lul dat video maed me laff owt lowd hahahah! rawr.

  • YEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • U are a fucking fag u know Why do u have to make fun of him? u fucking prick!

  • Hey if he doesn't want people to make fun of him then he wouldn't be such a fag on the interweb. Am I right or am I right?

  • I'ma kill you motherfucker, old style. You fucking watch you prick.

  • U took that from Ventrilo harassment duke nukem style, Am i right?

  • ROFL! this was funny as shit

  • O.o

  • shit was so fucking cash

  • SHIT FLYIN' IN YOUR MOUTH!

  • everyone is a troll

    i'd fuck you though

    PROPZZZ

  • dear slim,

    you are one of the biggest wankers i've ever seen, i've seen a lot of wankers go through these parts. if i had a car i'd drive over your face anumber of times exposing your willy.

    next time i see you taking the piss out of soda chugger i will personally burn down your front door and light your cat on fire.

    regards simon.

  • Dear simon,

    You are the smallest wanker in the world. I don't see many. I don't like sightseeing. You don't have a car because somebody in your family knows what they're doing. Learn the word dick, Dick; you're not in kindergarten anymore. If you want to make good on your promise to burn my door and cat, this is your invitation. I have bets riding on you that you don't even know how to start a fire, let alone make it to the northern hemisphere without drowning.

  • I request that Sodahead try chugging Clorox next.

  • @Below

    ME FOCKEN ACHE'N ASS.

  • He checks the video to see if he's doinitrite

  • This was possibly the best thing ever.

  • jajajaja xD!! it was so funny!!! xDDD

  • Hillarious video Jawsus

  • AWESOME DUDE

    ALL HAIL SODAHEADDD

  • This is shite.

    And robertpicklesnickle, fuck off you wanker. Do you really need to post that many commens.... fucking eejit

  • Ya drunk?

  • Ya cunt! I'll focken lay ye out mate.

  • Why don't you go join the IRA and get killed by the british again like on bloody sunday you mick fuck.

  • Wow, good one. Making fun of a massacre, that's really civilised, isn't it? Ah to be an ignorant Yank....

  • You're using the wrong word. I'm not ignorant you're ignorant for probably not reading it and than starting this argument with me by telling me to fuck off and calling me a...I believe an..."eejit"? While I know all about the massacre on Bloody Sunday and about the outrage that was spawned from the excessive amounts of rounds that were fired into the crowds...but it did elicit a response from you :) . So I suggest don't start shit and there won't be shit to be had :D...now go play shite guitar.

  • Eh, of course it would elicit a response from moi, you reply hence I reply. And yes, all Americans are ignorant, prejudice, capitalist /b/tards. Don't start shit? What are you going to do over a fucking comment?? Cunt-eyed motherfucker.

    Ps, I happen to believe that my guitar playing is immaculate >:3

  • Ahh but your statement is hypocritical as you are obviously prejudice towards Americans and obviously make broad generalizations about an entire country's inhabitants and believe that all people from America such as myself are ill educated and believe that America can do no wrong and that capitalism truly works (when it obviously doesn't when in a country if you make enough money you can control political decisions and make policies that are beneficial to your financial gain)...

  • GET THE FUCK OUT TL;DR

  • and you are obviously a cocky wannabe rastaman who thinks he's the cats pajamas cause he knows how to play other peoples songs with pure mediocrity. What am I going to do over a fucking comment, well I guess I'll speak my mind and let you know that it was wrong of you to confront me when I had no intention of offending you or any other person and only wanted to give a humorous yet thoughtful summary of what this video could possibly mean even if it really has no meaning...

  • Actually mate I no longer have locks nor did I ever view myself as a 'Rastaman" as you so eloquently put it. Furthermore, it is not feasible for myself to be spending such a large amount of money as a bout of fisticuffs would be wholly impossible as I would be far too inebriated to fight. In relation to my guitar playing, most songs are my own and some are interpretations. Now, seeing as this conversation is moribund I leave you with this, fuck yo couch nigga, your motha should've swallowed you.

  • alright well if you want to end it with you giving no justification for your actions and leaving you looking like a chizzler than be my guest...mon.

  • the MAN IN THE PICKLES SUIT TRICKED ME AGAIN

  • I suppose you're going to include another two part expletive to dis me again i.e. "cunt-eyed motherfucker" and if you say you don't care that I'm writing you comments and that I should come to you face to face and settle this man to man well then send me the plane tickets to Ireland and we'll have a good ol' fashioned drunken Irish bar fight (btw I don't believe all Irishman are drunks just thought I'd add that in there for the hell of it :>\ )...alright lets wait for you're ill thought reply...

  • hahahahahah this shit is so amazing :D !!!!! goodwork dude !!

  • great vid! =D

  • Don't be a dick. Todd is God.

  • Oh and sorry for some grammar errors I made.

  • tures, the video mainly focuses on what came out of his mouth. So do not focus mainly on the fact that he for a couple seconds poorly imitated sodahead for then you are truly missing the point of the video. That thing will haunt me forever and so will it for many many other people, the question that I think Jawsus is trying to convey here is, do you think Sodahead meant for this very reaction to happen. Great video Jawsus, great video.

  • realization that Sodahead "WANTED" us to see that happening. Here's a question for those who say it was some hardened piece of phlegm, if you see in the brief moments b4 the thing come out of his mouth their is a sizable volume of the stuff inside his mouth only SECONDS from the time that he consumed and entire bottle of mountain dew, wouldn't one think that any mucous would have been washed down with the been washed down with the beverage?

    Jawsus is not getting lulz from sodaheads facial fea-

  • The fly symbolizes a wake-call for the audience, a sort of smelling salt method if you will, bringing this rollercoster of emotions to an end as he lets out the words of the majority of the viewers let ring through their households which was "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"!

    This video is a dark homage to Sodaheads mind blowing video. One must assume that sodahead had previously viewed the video completely even to the end where he lets loose the vile substance from his mouth. Which brings us to the...

  • lol

  • however this effort is quite for naught as a flash of the image is brought back into his brain and is immediately thrown back into his state of confusion making his whole body feel the impact of his distressed emotions. He then runs to the bathroom to release a small portion of the essence of this madness as is the only way he can cope with the image which obviously must be a horrifying ordeal. Then bringing himself up for a few more gasps of air before the next element of this show happens...

  • of it's own (the image shall haunt me for the rest of my days). Jawsus then proceeds to illustrate a picture of the macabre and bizarre nature of that event by showing in a somewhat dadaistic fashion showing a key then I believe bolts than finally a poker chip, this brought to life the true feeling of mystery over what that object could possibly be. Than afterward he is able to collect himself, catching his breath and finally trying to regain normality and take refuge away from this image...

  • Many people who have watched this video do not seem to understand the true nature of what Jawsusfreak777 was trying to convey. The video begins with Jawsus somewhat imitating sodahead (which agreeably could have been seen a little bit in poor taste) generally having a look of admiration for our young soda chugging champion. However as it progresses we come to the true center of Sodaheads video, the final scene in which some unidentified object lunges out of Sodaheads mouth almost with a mind...

  • gay...

  • I lawled

  • hes better looking than you for sure

  • You've gotta be fucking kidding me...

  • Dude sick

  • dude you are so gay

  • hahahahhahahahahahaha, this is awesome

  • lame and unfunny cant understand why it has 4 stars with sodaguy it was funny but this isnt funny at all