LOCKOUT PROFESSIONALS - Blake Griffin, Kevin Love, Adrian Peterson, & Ron Artest

[JayThunder35Fan]

"To have sex with them?"

"To have sex with them..." Lol, he was like wtf.

[jcbowers031596]

"let me help you frail old man" LMBO

[jcbowers031596]

blake griffin...omg HILARIOUS

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

Ron Artest is PUNCH DRUNK!

[best496]

yeah i know. no need to repeat yourself

[TheMagneticChicken]

"You know we solve crime."

[wafeman17]

ive been needing a pirate recently...

[GWhiz99]

California NBA: Chaz Bono perhaps instantly became world’s most famous post-operative transsexual. Stephen Ira: the transsexual son of another celebrity, actor Warren Beatty (b. 3/30/37), was born Kathlyn Bening BeatTY. BEATty’s sister, Shirley MacLean, evokes the Warren across the hall at the 1981 split, leading to the teacher associated with Ira. Unrelated: watch?v=YsJyfJ0b-WA or Chaz’s “step mom”, Mary Bono Mack being born Mary Whitaker; Griffin Sooners coach Jeff Capel III; phallic terrorism

[GWhiz99]

California NBA: Chaz Bono perhaps instantly became world’s most famous post-operative transsexual. Stephen Ira: the transsexual son of another celebrity, actor Warren Beatty (b. 3/30/37), was born Kathlyn Bening BeatTY (1/8/92). BEATty’s sister, Shirley MacLean, evokes the Warren across the hall at the 1981 split, leading to the teacher associated with Ira. Unrelated: watch?v=YsJyfJ0b-WA or Chaz’s “step mom”, U.S. Rep. Mary Bono Mack (R-CA 45th) being born Mary Whitaker; Griffin coach Capel III

[GWhiz99]

California NBA: Chaz Bono perhaps instantly became world’s most famous post-operative transsexual. Stephen Ira: the transsexual son of another celebrity, actor Warren Beatty (b. 3/30/37), was born Kathlyn Bening BeatTY (1/8/92). BEATty’s sister, Shirley MacLean, evokes the Warren across the hall at the 1981 split, leading to the teacher associated with Ira. Unrelated: watch?v=YsJyfJ0b-WA or Chaz’s “step mom”, U.S. Rep. Mary Bono Mack (R-CA 45th) being born Mary Whitaker (Cleveland, OH 10/24/61)

[allonesound]

"Wedding DJ's" Heeeeey

"Bar Mitzvah DJ's" Haaaaaaay

"And you know we solve crimes"

[OmarLeeMario]

BEST AD EVER!!!

[TMB119]

Metta World Peace FOR THREEEEEEEE

[Celtic9Pride]

the first time i watched this, i thought ron artest was joking about the "metta world peace" thing...

[lunovintoys]

$9.000.099. WOW!

[afroqueen625]

I love how Kevin kills the bug with his bare hand lol

[killrd12]

SLAM DUNK

[Bill10N]

LMAO

"Great bee pun Adrian"

"Thanks Blake"

"You're welcome Adrian"

"...Okay"

[allonesound]

@Bill10N baaaaaaaaaaaahahahahha my fav!!!!

[TheIcarus02]

I'm a Celts fan but I want to go to a Lakers game just to hear the announcer introduce "METTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACE!!!!"

[pkmkid84]

Thanks, Metta World Dad!

[BabyOverlordSaurfang]

TYSON CHANDLER XD

[PatrickMNation]

Is Blake Griffin drunk?

[madno6]

"Great Bee pun Adrian" "Thanks Blake" "Your welcome Adrian" "Ok"

[TiTiHotty45]

Thats the old man from the Hangover! Guess he did make it another week...............

[Sawadda27]

Who is Ron Artest ?

[MaplestoryFan01]

@Sawadda27 metta world peace???

[GWhiz99]

Highlight Reel: Oklahoma Sooner Blake Austin Griffin, 1st overall pick of the 2009 NBA Draft, was flipped by Ameer Ali of the Morgan State Bears in a first round NCAA tournament game at Sprint Center in Kansas City, MO on 3/19/09. Morgan State made national sports headlines 180 days earlier on 9/20/08 in Forsyth County, NC when when football WR Edwin Baptiste made a spectacular blackflip reception vs. Winston-Salem State. Unrelated: actor John C. Reilly as Mac Forsyth in “The Anniversary Party”

[GWhiz99]

Oklahoma Sooners F Blake Austin Griffin (b. 3/16/89) was flipped by Morgan State Bears player Ameer Ali in a first round game of the 2009 NCAA tournament in Kansas City, MO on 3/19/09, but was it foretold on CBS drama “Without A Trace” episode “Driven”, which aired 315 days earlier on 5/08/08? The ep. had Adam Kaufman as Brian Donovan and Amy Sloan as Jill Haber and everyone knows 33rd prez Harry S. Truman was a Kansas City haberdasher and Kauffman Stadium is home to the MLB Kansas City Royals

[stmsports]

today!

TOMARROW

[TheKrazyk2010]

Adrian Peterson: OK......priceless

[funnythings10000]

Great Bee pun Adrian

Thanks Blake!

Your welcome Adrian!

Okay

[MrJc21jc]

id pay to see metta world peace change his name i love filing papers so much

[LaserN00B]

love these guys! :)

[MissMcCoy2013]

PIRATE! Lol Blakes the best!

[geert574]

What would these guys do without sports?

[g0rjuzzzz]

So I guessss they won't be doing this cause NBA IS BACK DEC 25TH BABBBBBBBYYYYY!!!

[chaderamo818]

They are so bad at delivering their lines! It's AWESOME

[Xinatoz]

I want Blake to play for my school ._.

[kempaf]

haha



[GMPro24]

Great bee pun adrian!

Thanks blake!

your welcome adrian!

okay...

lmaooo

[Garmies33]

ron artest made this! i mean 'i love filing papers so much'

[mukaikof]

these NBA players are all greedy unthankful bastards, they should cancel the NBA and we should stop having the NBA in existence. i mean each of these NBA players are making millions,millions,& millions a year and they are still complaining that they're underpaid or not getting paid high enough! how stupid! many educated and real hardworking people dont even make dimes a year and look at all them poor people in 3rd world countries. and NBA players think they have it bad? *Stubborn Assholes*

[theAkahng]

@mukaikof greedy owners and execs too though.. in an ideal world, both would get less and the money would go to the needy..

[mukaikof]

@theAkahng your right, im just sick of all these powerful rich groups treating everybody unfairly!

[lilrobda1]

This isn't fake, as of today they'll be doing these jobs.

[crossingXFY]

now NBA stands for NOT BALLIN ANYMORE. :(

[dinomytegv]

Check My Boi Willy Out He's soon gonna make it too the NBA And Please Dnt Hate Appreciate.. Hate Somewhere Else

/watch?v=3E11NP2XyL4

[Crazikia319]

Blake griffin can solve the crime of who stole my heart, and here's the twist! IT'S HIM! lmao

[00ABUTRE00]

end the mo'fuckin lockout NOW!

[MrElrube]

@00ABUTRE00 listen to the nba lockout anthem (google search or youtube search it)

[hello040646]

1:14 Pirate!

[Wellihavebrownies]

carpentry...welding...PIRATE!

[Stotheb2010]

I love how awkward Blake Griffin is. such a boss :D

[prasad604]

i hate this lockout, this season was supposed to be my first ENTIRE nba season, but not now :|

[7ExaltingroguE]

2:12 is the funniest part hahaha

"Great (something), Adrian."

"Thanks, Blake."

"You're welcome, Adrian"

"*nods head* Okay."

[theAkahng]

@7ExaltingroguE (something) = bee pun

[MrArchiie]

Well ask for Ron artest if you want to get pounched....

[RiceNguyen]



[poppinxfreshh]

@jayblac fail it says lockout professionals and the nfl was in a lockout when this was made

[jayblac]

fail adrian peterson is in the nfl

[Show1con]

i guess they were right 2012 is the end of the world!!!!

[neptuneniq]

your welcome Adrian

.....................ok

[swaguymusicpage]

Pirate!

[MizzouCubfan]

Keeevvviiiinnn Looovvveee???!!!

[bushmanfresh]

Tyson Chandler.....perfectly accurate haha

[MrSoBeK187]

Meta world peace*

[TheCrazedLorry98]

This was brilliant i love the irony.

[G0FlyAKite1]

@TheCrazedLorry98

Whats the irony? That they're actually rich & the people are the one that needs a job? That they're rubbing being rich in everybody's face? Is that the irony?

[G0FlyAKite1]

They don't need to do anything to make a living. They have millions of dollars. Maybe they should learn how to spend money wisely.

[cdawggy]

@G0FlyAKite1 maybe you should learn to understand sarcasm

[G0FlyAKite1]

@cdawggy

Maybe you should learn to understand when the rich are rubbing how rich they are in peoples faces. You must be blind.

[GammsUnit]

the woman in the first scene with blake is must be od tall if blake's like 6'11''

[ACVik11]

@GammsUnit she was still standing on that stool

[wavrafamily]

Blake Griffin is so awsome!

"Pirate!"

[yoe91]

this is pretty fkn hilarious haha !!!

[twinkiebelle1]

Like If You Want Blake To Give You A Massage

[Airman32292]

K-Love and Griffin are hilarious together, anyone seen their jenga vid?

[2416la]

Lol too hilarious

[chuckmarks2010]

lmao Metta world dad LoL

[slangyung]

They laugh, but I'm crying cuz there'll be no bball this whole season!! damn!

[TheNba2K11Fan]

haha

wedding DJ

bar mitzva DJ

haha

i'm jew and im LOLING here alot!!

[joshuadam10]

1:01 - 1:04 Kevin is mouthing Blakes lines lol

[690169]

@joshuadam10

I noticed that too lol

[ladypoco1987]

these dudes cant act to save their lives lol

[lford1130]

@ladypoco1987 That's the whole point: they're supposed to be like the local celebrity/athelets people see in commercials who do an absolutely piss-poor job.

[adnannasser96]

Even players have something to do during lock out, fans don't...

[SpedStation]

if u need bee keeping help i wanna bee ur friend. hahaha

[Maxioteque]

blake is an epic fail !!

[SirosDude123456789]

where is meta world peace in the espy's? oh probably in detroit beating up fans.... nbd

[gobluedevils5677]

@SirosDude123456789 nobody thinks your funny

[metalnavi20]

lul wut

[yandrak10]

jajajjaaj

[melaniek159]

she wanted more than cereal from Blake

[marskeins]

Who tried dialing this number?Lol

[zwilko360]

tomorrow!!! haha

[GWhiz99]

NFL LB JAMES ALfred FARRior was born one day before newswoman aTIE cOURick’s 18th b’day: 1/6/75; some sources say Richmond,VA, others, PETERSBURG, VA—where NFL RB RUDI Johnson was born at the start of federal fiscal year, 10/1/79. Fact: FARRior raised in ETtRICK,VA; played for Matoaca High in CHESTerfield, County, VA. Unrelated to proms/307 MOSLeY CT./cement bikini beach balls/missing “E” in Newark’s CORY Booker: JAMES F. WINTER (201-12-1053) died 3/27/87—day BLAKE edWARDs’ “Blind Date” opened

[shadowpocalypse]

How much would you pay for these tasks? $30,000,000? $40,000,000? $50,000,000?

[M93RAFfIcca]

YES ALL I NEED IS 25 YEARS WORTH OF MY MONTHLY SALARY TO GET BLAKE GRIFFIN TO GRAB A BOX OF CEREAL FROM A HIGH PLACE SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE!!!! WOW!!!!

[xMikeyIcex]

@M93RAFfIcca But you also get fly smashing, carpentry, welding, wedding Dj, Bar Mitzvah DJ, Pirate, crime solver, lawn mowing, bee keeping and paper filing. I think thats a great buy

[Adotk92]

Blake Griffin LOOKS RETARDED 

[blakegriffinsfan]

@Adotk92 u look retarded

[TumbleRumble]

God! I love Adrian's suit! !

[melokid99]

pause at 2:44 LOL

[melokid99]

2:45 ron just got dunked

[Metsfan8998]

okay..

[larsix7]

WOW!

[Chriwan]

great stuff

[The1nOnliKayKay]

wedding dj! "heyyy"

bar mitzvah djs! "kkkheyy"

hahahah i love blake

[raisinbrand32]

ron artest is the only person with enough acting skills to make this not corny

[Caraecrika]

thats some mean ass disney acting from these two

[elice05]

who tha hell cannot like this! U guys are idiots!!

[AbdiXL]

Pirate!

[Outofrangelol]

tommorow!

[gustavokblo]

That was EPIC!!!

And their 'supposedly poor' acting was just PERFECT!!!

It's GREAT to know they have a great sense of humor and they're just great guys - yes, in all ways - LOL!!!

\õ/

P.S. I WANT MY NBA BACK!!!!!!!

[nightwatcher300]

Anyone try call the number?

[ItsCharissa]

Lol, "let me help you frail old man" Yoo i love him. lmao

[forgotaboutbre]

I love how Ron Ron ALMOST breaks up laughing while delivering his line to the phone "I'd love to file your Taxes". He did an awesome job!

[forgotaboutbre]

Ahahahahahaha, AMAZING!

[ImAznnn]

Times are tough. They need to make money somehow

[TommyTonic10]

This was actually funny. Nice Bee pun Adrian Peterson. Thanks Blake Griffin! You're welcome Adrian Peterson! o-kay.

[duncantim21iso]

LOL at World Peace

[MagellansUnderwear]

This is pretty fucking awkward

[AirRaj]

kevin love was funny. the others were lame

[puha21]

damn blake griffin sucks at acting and reading

[blakegriffinsfan]

@puha21 u suck

blake rocks

[rachelsanders2]

Please, god, tell me that this Blake Griffin guy was just following the director's instructions to speakt like a barely literate imbecile; if that's his real voice...wow.

[AbdiXL]

Tim and Eric: Awesome Show Great Job!

[mikejones3rfs]

Lakers suck

[HatTrickGamer]

@mikejones3rfs Lakers rock

[randytsai]

Blake needs to learn to read.

[colonelboston]

People actually liked this? It was HORRIBLE!! The only funny stuff in the whole show was Seth dogging on Brian Wilson's beard.

[mikejones3rfs]

This commericail is lame they should of put KG in here and it would have been better go Boston Celtics

[JMan82dogs]

IS THaT THE ACTUAL BASKETBALL PLAYERS?

[McErnster]

@JMan82dogs yes

[DaLuky0ne]

Thumbs up if you asian and you see pho in the backround

[franksters08]

I rather hire some Mexicans...a lot cheaper

[MiIeyiLy]

@franksters08 hahahaha lol not cool

[franksters08]

@MiIeyiLy haha Im Mexican bro haha

[docreininger]

haha great acting preformance

[acenace24]

Its funny cause they dont have jobs and the NBA sucks

[thriller008]

Basketball players are terrible actors! xD

[7ExaltingroguE]

@thriller008 That was the point lol xD Blake griffin was hilarious in this cuz he acted so awkwardly lmao

[MANBautista]

It's better when there is a lockout. NBA players are scattered around the Globe

[scumdog93]

they could have used derrick rose to use his 40 inch vertical to get a cat out of a tree or something

[DrMeh3]

Lmao! "your welcome adrian!" "okay"

[mayitojared69]

Did any body else call the number?

[alsjhfklherklj]

FUCK BRISCO, HE SUCKS SOOOOO BAD. HE SUCKS DICK TO GET MONEY AND FOR PLEASURE. THEN HE MAKES SONGS ABOUT IT.

[britannic192]

Ron Artest "Call our services Tomorrow!" LMFAO!

[xNaSxAZx]

blake griffin is so awkward its funny lol

[JayyFresh7295]

META WORLD PEACE . I start rollin everytime i hear that lmao

[SteezeMuffin333]

TOOMORROW :D

[niteh4wk]

MAVERICKS BABY!!!

[koivosk]

Yeah I don't think Blake Griffin is winning an Oscar anytime soon.

[TVstalker11]

"Your welcome Adrian!"

"Ok"

[JacobTov28]

Blake Griffin Is A White Ginger

[ZXMajedZX]

Blake Griffen sucha bad actor

[AIRIk24]

Adrian Peterson "Ok"

best line :D

[Warrwench]

Youtube is being retarded with the account lining. it's all broken now