You Don't Mess With The Zohan Movie Review

[blueeyesaf]

Its a good movie, I would have prefered it without seeing Sandler's ass but besides that there isn't really anything else I can think of to complain about in ths is movie.

[bahamn15]

movie was AWESOME and had an important moral of the story and that moral is PEACE and BROTHERHOOD!

[cmsasuke17]

best adam sandler films are happy gilmore,billy madison, and click. nuff said.

[SupportDemocracyNow]

hahaha that girl was right. I am Jewish and foound it hysterical!!!! people actually dont get the mannerisms.

[ASwordAndAKey]

I don't normally insult like this but I feel compelled, what an annoying bitch that presenter is.

[TheBlind240]

ahh yes the good old days Happy Gilmore

[Pooky1991]

I don't care what peaple say, I love this movie! Most peaple bitch about "its fake" and all, well its a movie its not supposed to be real. And those who say this is the worst movie ever, obviously don't watch too many movies.

[ReviewsYouCanTrust]

Check out my review...Im not afraid of saying the truth!

[GreatestRockyFan]

your account is closed?

[ninigou1983]

ab ultimately disgusting movie, the story is incoherent, the acting is over-exagerated, the fucking scenes make me sick, overall this movie is not funny at all

try stephen chow's comedies if u want some real funny stuff

[zankou4]

I've met Adam Sandler once and so have a few of my friends. Our opinion of him? He's one of the kindest and purest person you'll ever meet. Just wanted to say that. Oh, let me add that he's freakin' hilarious and so is this film.

[GoodMourning92]

maybe i'm just used to adam sandlers 90s movies but this movie was really bad i didnt laugh at all.

[lllllllRobot]

Great movie. Perfect length, not too short not too long. It was funny as shit, and if you can't find humor in it you must be old or just some bitch needing to complain about something and you are probably never satisfied in life.

[Ntilo2201]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

and those who doesnt

why are you here anywayzzzzzzz?

[WalkHardman]

Oh this is good, we get to know each other before big bang boom

[hungariangirlxox]

i never really liked adam sandler but after seeing this movie it changed my mind hes really funny a must see movie

[deepco3]

funny as hell... then again i was baked so i dont know about watching it sober it might ruin it, i liked the part where hes in the black hair salon, "You ever cut a sistas hair?"....."Yeszz Brother, Sizter...." haha

[alcortana]

come on.. awful? i find the streetdebate between the arabs and the jews a little heartwarming.. hey if they can't get it down to faith, they agree on girls... :) i think its a good movie overall.. specifically when rob was calling the hezbollah number that was hilarious...

[1Eyeneeded]

The movie was Racist for me.

Zionist propaganda if you ask me.

[R1nji]

This movie was GOOD.

I don't why you are complaining about it, sure it had some penis jokes in there, but overall,

it was funny and it made deep sense in the end.

[TastySorrow]

Adam Sandler really looks like Ben Stiller in this movie!!!

[yanic107]

I love this movie this movie was one of my favorite from adams sandler

[BulletShootingGuys]

This movie is HORRIBLE!!!!!! If you thought Love Guru had way too many penis jokes, Zohan does nothing but rub his penis on arm rests. Though, I must admit, the action scenes were decent.

Once again, love the intro!

[mimico2]

this is a great movie!

i love adam sandler!!!!

i visited israel last summer, israelies are great people!

i love israel too:)

[rabbids25]

I thought this movie was horrible.

[swiftyasaninja]

they didn't really like it, right?right?

This movie was F:ing horrible!

The plot doesn't even sound good on paper, it's basicly about a middel eastern gigolo who cuts hair...

[FandRproductions2124]

yeah as soon as these people said they liked this movie i couldnt take this review seriously

[mzkaddah]

Down Down Israel Down Down USA

/watch?v=d7-Fi6JlCz4

[uhaegde]

You do realize that Israeli spies live and work in New York in various positions. Hairstyling, Art Students selling their creations door to door (my favorite), Movers, etc. The movie is trying to put a positive spin on this, naturally!

[ConquerFascism]

Damn Israel to Hell! F*cking Zionist Pigs!

[Zionyy]

LOL

[SGEJonah]

it's so funny the movie!!! i like it

[MANROzg]

good rewiev

[MANROzg]

i like Zohan...great movie :)

[KINGD1991]

dont mess with israel

[gayestthingever]

The type of person you are will change your view. It was really racist but i think thats what makes it really funny. Some people may say it was stupid, but then again.. many movies are funny that way

[LilHitla]

i know, i hate to say that because i love both sandler and swardson. :(

[Piccolox555]

it was so fucken funny

[Kakasan383]

Silky Smooth.

[casiesilverman]

I agree, he used to be a softy back then

[SibirianHusky]

better than the past movies...

and not worst !!! best comedian film 2k8 for me

and the top of al top movies 2k8 is...

..is...

the DARL KNIGHT !!!!

RIP heath !!!!!

[bigjuiceyniceboy]

It was hilarious, i don't know why people have to take it so serious. Adam Sandler is literally a genius. I've kind of went off him the last few years, but this has reminded me exactly what he can do, i laughed the whole way through, it's up there with my favorite movies.

[curlyboy006]

marry me grace. :)

[chungytheman]

what accent was that from the girl at the beginning?

[dviant]

after seeing harold and kumar and dont mess with zohan i think i got enough racist jokes to last a year.... if you want to watch just for the laughs watch the trailer its all there...

[hollandJD]

Most hilarious film I've seen in a while, your probably need to love Scary Movie and such movies to love this movie, I just love the way how they put Hezbollah in this movie (and the taxi-driver 'terrorist')! xD

[littlet1994]

It was very funny n im not jewish

[edmon6]

ok stop saying if you arent jewish you wont like it, im not and this movie was hillarious

[jsgnextortex]

this is the unique movie i liked of adam sandler.....and im not jewish.....i think it was preety funny

[jws54]

Anything Adam Sandler does misses the mark, and leaves you wanting content. Aside from that,you should maybe try the nice fish,instead.

[oxsparxxo]

if you are not israeli or at least jewish you wont understand most of the jokes...thats why you dont think its that funny

[MOVIELORD38]

HLLLARIOUS!!!!

[Rivitedschmo16]

I saw this movie 4 times, its still fuckin hilarious

[stichyerick]

I guess if you're not jewish you won't like it.

[pooperuber]

WRONG!!!

[frvrblue]

tbh with all u folks dissing the movie , this movie probably wasnt one of his best movies. But if ur of Arab/Israeli descent this makes a lot of sense. I f**king love it !!!

[meaghannbaybee]

This movie was terrible! Not worth my money at all. The funniest parts were shown in the commercials, the plot was trash, and it was a typical "stupid comedy" that you wouldn't even rent at Blockbuster.

[bo7guy]

The guy at 1:47 seemed like he enjoyed the movie.

That is the driest tone I have ever heard.

[Zooroonies]

his movie sucked terribly!!! adam sandler's worst movie!! i was so dissapoied because adam sandler is ussualy rally funnny. the guy who rotw this movie probbably sucked at writing stories. i'llgie this movie a 2/10

[bo7guy]

I agree.

[mithrilgeek]

i know it sucked all he did was screw old ladies. like half the movie

[BOREDOMDEATH]

it was really funny..One of Adam's best

For a movie that has a LOT of sexual jokes it works and its great

[SharkiESR]

you hypocrites Sandler's comedies never make sense.

[rajbball32]

this was terrible i walked out on it

[M3SoHorn3y]

I laffed the whole time

[bioshock24fan]

it was funny to me

[plugginmuffin]

That movie is pure idiotic propaganda.

[IckissAndCauliflower]

no, this movie is too stupid to be propaganda. Nobody who was making i twas thinking.. Iron man was republica, anti-middleeastern, idiotic, violent, pro war propaganda.

[lalalalalatechno]

Zohan. ahhh. I laugh more at love guru. It had alot of sick parts. funny but i say wait for DVD.

[hotc6000]

This movie sucked!

[Aufentic]

I Liked it!

[cjtherealog]

worst sandler movie!!

[alechko13]

ראיתי עכשיו את הסרט הזה !!! סרט ענק !!! חובה לראות !

[efikunefi]

so.... i live in israel she is good cuntrey but i just love the city: natanya,jerusalem,eilat,tel aviv.nahariya,maaloy

[ynonbo]

חחחח זה נראה כמו סרט ממש חזק

[mem052]

This was the worst adam sandler movie i've ever seen. The cast he was with completely killed it for him. This movie is a waste of money. It's like they tried too hard to be funny

[hkylovr]

The movie SUCKED! Waste of time & money!

[Jasonxoverkill]

It was a Good Movie But It was NO Happy Gilmore.

[skwaz123456]

i thought it was really funny! i have a lebanese backround and didn't find the humour in it offensive at all, just funny! but some jokes in it, you just kind of have to remember from the past, like when they mention mel gibson. anyways good movie!

[Snowart1]

brotherhood and peace

i'm an iraeli.

this movie rocks.

one of the most funniest movies ever

[wedapeepole]

this is a really funny movie i liked it a lot.i already scene it twice.

[randomnesschick13]

my friend told me this movie stunk and she'd rather be @ work than skip work to watch this movie.

[organikaskater3]

this movie sucked

[babiiblue33]

hahah it is really funny and im arab and u probly would think i would get mad if there were jokes made about arabs or anything but actually its really good. n' i can relate

[Hendrixstrato]

Why would we care what you think?

[thepossessor]

all the movies that are being released today are fucking garbage(with the exception of american gangster), but I guess people are too fucking dumb to see that cause they'll watch anything that's being released in theatres, the filmmakers these days have absolutely no originality anymore, every film you see has a terrorist theme to it, like what the fuck yes ok we get it, we have to stop the terrorists,by the way if you're for the terrorists look no further than your own goddamn gov't

[freilach]

actually, this movie, like Borat, is totally brilliant w/ lots of underlying jokes and messages that go waaaayyyyyy over the heads of most Americans.

[PHDHolder]

If you don't our america, get lost!

[mebbwebb]

ALot of sterotypes...it was good...

[LastCokeInTheDesert]

I chuckled a little... But it's definetly not the movie you want to watch with your dad. It was unconfortable. :) I still think Adam could've done waaaay better.

[maverics2143]

this movie is so fucking funny. if youre white, you probably wont get a lot of the jokes..but if youre middle eastern/brown or israeli, all the stereotypes hit right on the spot..its not even about being jewish or arab

[stephie4112]

lmao!!! i saw this movie today! it was disturbingly funny! i loved it

[Hendrixstrato]

Let me guess, your like 12 years old. I haven't even seen this and I knew it was gonna be shit ever seen i heard about it like 6 months ago.

[stephie4112]

yea i am 12 and wateverrr

[PHDHolder]

You don't mess with me, young man!

[stephie4112]

huh...?

[poweroftheglory]

This movie fucking sucked harder than I can imagine. It wasn't funny at all, worse it was fucking preachy. Fuck this movie.

[eric71]

TERRIBLE MOVIE. Biggest waste of 10$. I shouldve just bough a gram

[thepossessor]

yeah you should have

[monji112000]

if you are jewish or israeli its not as funny.. I nearly pissed my pants.

[IIIWantedIII]

ps movie waste of time to see those stuped jews

[bpz298]

it was awful. Haha loved the "Not Mr. Deeds" comment, as to say " Sandler didn't fail has horribly as he has historically."

[kickmo]

people need to actually watch this movie and youll laugh the crap out of you.

awesome movie

[dhouse87]

this movie was OK... i'd give it a 6. it wasn't laugh out loud hilarious... it had few chuckling moments at the very least.

[JonasBrothersLUVVAA]

i love adam!

but this movie was downright perverted.

[raghu2383]

It was really shitty movie

[dgalati21]

borat is sooooo much better!

[sizzleanator]

no its not

[Techpic]

Stupid movie.. I left after 30 minutes ..

[Switchfifty]

Sandler still has your money lol

[dRuss8706]

"Not Mr. Deeds" bahaha I hope not, Mr. Deeds sucked.

[Smshbros]

dont dis this movie if u haven't see it yet. go watch it and u'll laugh your ass off.

[daring22]

To tell you the truth, I loved this movie. :|

I really liked it and it was the funniest film I've seen all year.

[Hirabi12]

I love Zohan... I love Adam Sandler, but the best character in this movie is the Phantom aka John Toprturro

[ruskie20]

love the actor hate the movie

[adnanali21]

The most shit movie i have ever seen in my life...... It is totally bogas and it shows the true stupid color of Israeli's sense of humour.... Adam sandler is a real stupid ASSSS!

[racelinemax]

u believe u suk dick

[Laurenownsyourface]

It had its moments but overall, just a really awkward movie. Really bad compared to billy madison or happy gilmore or any of his old movies.

[Smshbros]

billy madison?? sure it was funny but that was kind of immature humor. u can tell his humor has evolved alot since then. Happy Gilmore is awesome though

[savior02]

wait f0r the dvd and rent it this movie sucked not worth it

[Cheeseburgerrr]

this movie looks shit. i cant believe people actually went to see it.

[randomactsbypn]

it was awesome!

[haloWARpower5]

I think this movie was great and funny,I like it very much!!!

[numba0ne10]

This movie was SO good, just saw it tonight.

[monkeyjplayer]

umm do not watch this movie it is sofucking bad

[thezohan08]

I am a palestine guy. You have to appreciate the jokes. He put alot of humor for everyone but for us who are normal people in this fight really cant help but laugh. Good comedy but not to be taken seriously

[aceone1988]

yah right your palestine that moive was bullshit

[watchMessZOHANnow]

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[Gravexero]

hahah that dude with his wife sounds like my dentist....freaky

[jrubin22]

good movie, great message. peace

[lashell122]

its the best movie i have ever watched.... adam sandler rocks

[AndyMatell]

wow ilove him!!

[MilfGrandma]

Black guy is Poet from OZ

[jamestakeshi]

the movie is not that good in my opinion....But still, Adam Sandler did great...

[vicesquad08]

so far this movie has been one of his worse..at first i thought he had matured..but hey i love it because its Adam and he's awesome

[postrero510]

I LOVE ADAM SANDLER

[everything4every1]

Search YouTube for "would it be funny if Adam Sandler got car bombed?"

Now that's comedy! :D

[nick01295]

The Zohan PWNZ ALL!!!

[hkjono]

adam sandler is a great person/actor but this movie just didnt make it up there

[macfilipino]

yeah i know... i think its prolly one of his worst film.

[kaosboy13]

The hype was bigger than the movie. And the ending was a let-down. I was left thinking how much a tool Mariah Carey is. I mean of all the people who could destroy a city block screaming, she would have been my first choice.

[ZMorpheus]

when she said "I love you too little guy. buy my album" I wanted to slap that bitch.. shows how artists really think..

[halo4eva12]

i saw it online. it was funny, but the black guy was right. i mean yeah, sure it was funny but.....? yea adam sandler does have does messages in his movies but it was to clear, and cleary to gay. the ending made NO SENCE at all. got totally boring. i rated the overall a 7. the ending ruined it. you will se when you watch it. i swear.

[reedvid]

This was the worst movie ever. It should be more like You Dont Watch the Zohan. It was nasty and it went waay to far.

[halo4eva12]

yes but no one noticed it yet, was i the only one who thought the ending was confusing and TOTALLY topped off the "D" part of the movie....and your right. the movie should be that

[DktPlayer]

I saw this movie today. It was so over the top with the sex jokes and old women-molestation, me and my friend walked out and went to indiana jones for the second time. It was seriously disgusting. I mean, the hummus thing was funny, but that was just about it.

I give the movie a D. Adam Sandler rocks, but he could have done better.

[fireadept007]

Yes I do like Adam Sandler, yes I did see the movie, and it did kick ass.

[saltshaker]

:11 Cinema Paradiso <3

[SamaraNoctine]

I thought it went a bit over the edge with his sex jokes...it kind of killed the romantic plot. The rascist jokes about blacks and whites were so unfunny that I just about walked out.

[Roxxxycat]

I loved her shirt. "5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions"

[NonFlyingDutchman]

Amfab - a nation with an average IQ of 90 can rule the world easily - simple math.

What makes the USA a Superpower isn't the 50% of idiots in it, nor the 40% Average-Janes and Joes.

What makes it a Superpower is the top 10%, that pretty much run the country (you think Bush would make it alone without professional counselors and aides?).

Doctors, Engineers, Economy experts of all sorts, Agriculture experts, Programmers and so on and so on.

And as an Israeli- Zohan is a bad imitation.

[jube37]

WTF fuck black face is better than sand honkey face.

[Sigrafix]

I saw the movie.. and I can say honestly, it wasn't that good.

It had it's moments and I think it's definitely at least worth watching once, but it's no where near his other work like Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore.. it's a decent movie, not as good as I hoped but it did have some funny moments. I wouldn't buy it on DVD but I don't regret watching it in theaters.

[macwild1234]

dont mess with bearded people in general

[Ryu12543]

This movie was AWESOME!!! It's pretty stupid, but that's my favorite kind. Stupidity is my humor.

[Amfab]

Patton Oswalt's statements sums up this video

"We're a nation of people whose average IQ is in the double digits, and we still rule the planet? That's like putting the special ed kids in charge of a classroom."

[HelenKellersArmy]

Put simply, the girl in this vid's shirt is 100x more funny than Zohan.

Adam Sandler, I am disappionted.

[mynameisdylanholcomb]

Wow, I just noticed I had the same shirt.

[shockeyiv]

that black fool, is stupid, i really dont care for adam sandler and i went to see this movie. i really enjoyed it, despite the only other movie of his i enjoyed was happy gilmore. i bet you that black fool would probably give hancock a higer rating only because theres a brother in the film, nothing against will smith, but come on. i think hancock would be good if he stays a low life instead of a super hero, it would just make the movie that much more interesting? but we will see, i wont!

[swertyuiop310]

this was a bad movie

[yestyle]

Adam Sandler is an American Jewish actor according to wikipedia. I really kinda like this movie because it's very funny that makes me laugh.

[chesterlover4eva]

you dont mess with the zohan scored second in top box office, i knew it will do good, but it should have been first place, how the fuck did kung fu panda socre first place.... its not nearly as funny as the zohan, i should know, i went to see it twice, everything for Israel!!! plus it was really funny, couldnt stop smiling not the first time seeing it, and not the second, watch the Zohan!!!

[Greenosaurus]

You really need to get over it, this is a comedy. It's not supposed to make people hate each other, whether they're Palestinian or Israeli.

[dwaynewadesucks]

Don't waste your time on this movie if you aren't Israeli or Middle Eastern.

[johnkerry7]

Adam....either make Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore II, or stop making movies.

[nibbler66]

The movie is funny everyone needs to watch it

[ZeppelinFromtheLake]

I just saw it and even though i laughed i was thoroughly disgusted. The woman's fat ass was enough to make me vomit! Th nudity was uncalled for and the banging of old woman was just wrong. Plain and simple: the worst pile of shit i have ever seen!

[truth2btold66]

and the war is not about 'dumb stuff', you idiot. It is about survival and freedom.

[truth2btold66]

that movie was garbage. I'm glad didn't go to the movies to watch it. I knew it was garbage when they were commercializing it as a movie to 'mock Mel Gibson'. All people like Mel Gibson.

[billmk14]

the movie kinda sucked

[ToxicPlatypus]

this movie was hilarious. loved it

[lkblondiex3]

this movie was really good. It was really dirty. But so funny!

[chnider2010]

what the hill is all this about ??

damn bull shit

[ShaYAN00202]

about Zohan? it sucked anyways

[iMovieMakerRaevxn]

Was that your foot?!

[19Kyle96]

Lmao i love that scene

[chennaidolly]

just wondering what kinda oil adam used to grow that kinda hair & beard.... lol

[jayr545]

Who doesn't like Adam Sandler? He's a funny man!

[idanbotbol]

Im jewish-israeli and i love this movie it has nothing to do with it :).

[lulznw]

ADAM IT IS NOT enough to support Jews and Gays? Now your supporting hate against Arabs too?