i really want to fondle your breasts while moaning deeply. then, if you guys really want's i will suck your long, hard, erect, meaty, cocks. we can take turns shitting on each other's chest and eating it and then we can eat a hooker as we sing oprah. imagine dex's look.
Idk why but when he said suck dick and cry it set me on some strange laughing fit, I blacked out and woke up about 3 hours later in the fetal position in a pool of my own urine humming the colective greatest hits of van halen. Best day of my life
@JZPotter well thats your opinion and no you can not fuck me i dont get why everyone askes that question but i thought the humor in the game was funny thats about it
@sm1carnage see the movie was ok until he turned emo and started doing gay dances outside of jazz clubs the last fight was pretty cool to and then the game was just awful i almost cryed for wasting 60 bucks lol the only reason i bought 3 was because spiderman to was one of the best freeroam super hero games ive ever played but yeah they ruined 3
@JZPotter Woah woah woah. Before we continue, Let's take a step back here, shall we? HOLY FUCKING SHIT! SOMEONE'S OPINION DIFFERS FROM YOURS! SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
no body gets this, hes not saying the game sucks, but becuase its coming out for mac now, and everything is shit on mac, even the good games, so hes saying that it will suck on mac, not the game itself
I don't understand how you motherfuckers are complaining about Lyle's video when you know he's gonna put disturbing shit on his channel. If you bitches don't like it then go troll ur asses off somewhere else because we don't wanna hear that shit.
I don't understand how you mptherfuckers are complaining about Lyle's video when you know he's gonna put disturbing shit on his channel. If you bitches don't like it then go troll ur asses off somewhere else because we don't wanna hear that shit.
Lol @ all the trolls and all the arguments on this vid hahaha. I thought it was ok but its not something i would have an argument over. Come on guys, grow up, its just the internet. :P
For all the people who are easily offended by this......what did you expect? this is made by LYLE!!!! EVERYONE OF HIS VIDEOS HAVE GAY JOKES! The joke is that duke is a overly exagerated hetrosexual in the game to the point where its riduculous, so wat happens when he's OVERLY homosexual?
@jmalott96 I'm surprised someone actually got that. I mean putting it that way makes it sound way more sophisticated than it actually is, but that's the root of the concept.
@daandriod I tried playing it, the first 20 minutes were funny, but It was Like having a conversation with my homo-phobic biology teacher. Its like he's trying to prove his hetrosexuality through the course of the game. After 3 or 4 hours it got......kinda awkward.
@ThePurpleclone i wasn't even first i said it for a laugh jeez did you shit the bed this morning cos ur one mood twat i apologise if my comment annoyed you but i reli grow up
@xenophobe76 exactly. You just proved yourself wrong. He makes gay jokes in almost all of his videos. That's called joking about gays which is making fun of them. If he supported gays, he wouldn't insult people by calling them gay/ make gay jokes all the time. Don't try to act smart
the only one acting smart is you, dumbass. making joking remarks about gays isn't making fun of them. i think you were fucked up the ass too much because you have srs butthurt. i'll call the wambulance for you.
And here i thought i was the only one that said, "i'm going to dick your ass"
WallyWadeMovies 1 day ago
I,m here to punch babies and chew bubble gum and I,m all out of gum
MyZOMBIESLAYER 1 month ago
Lye is hilarius
mrglm1 1 month ago
lol 100000 views
mcsuck1 1 month ago
I see Shadman was playing Duke Nukem.
legendarymario3 1 month ago
Operation: Kiss boys.
123PleaseDontDie 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Guitarmasterx7
"Now you see me...Now im gay " what the fahk and i bursted down laughing
nakarsa 1 month ago
@nakarsa broke down*
showingtheway 1 month ago
Duke Nukem was a great game, till it took an arrow to the knee
faction202 2 months ago
Check out the Facebook page I made for this video. I fucking love it. Just look up Dude Nudem Foranal.
duhrduhrduhr 3 months ago
Now it all makes sense...dex is duke nukem....only more gay.
CraigwCK 3 months ago
The original game should have been like this then I would have actually enjoyed it
ml191 3 months ago
@ml191 Hehe. Homosexuality.
DONTCKLICKMYNAME 2 months ago
Transcribe Audio is so good. Somehow "I suck balls for fun" translated as "closed-circuit goals through school"
Razook2114 4 months ago
Nice drawing...
ZML09 4 months ago
There are only two ways this can end - and they both end with me ending in YOUR end.
Trogdorbad 4 months ago
I'll rip off your pants and suck on your dick.
Supahleetboi108 4 months ago
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Now you see me, now I'm gay.
VisibleNinja5674 4 months ago
I'm not going to fight you. I'm going to dick your ass
JoshuaBLilley98 4 months ago 22
@JoshuaBLilley98 I say that whenever I get into a YouTube argument with someone.
undisputed4life 1 month ago
@undisputed4life Take me up your ass ;)
JoshuaBLilley98 1 month ago
" two ways this can end and in both of them we have anal".
timfox23 4 months ago
WTF ?
2013doom 4 months ago
megadeth in the background awwwwww yeah
tacticalboi 4 months ago
LOL 0:25-0:28 got me cracking the hell... UP!! GMX7, I give you a thumbs up for the nasty, but wild comedy of this video.
TheAntbone 4 months ago
FORANAL
OverlordTyrant 5 months ago
"and i'm all outta cum"
SuperEmoBros 5 months ago
When are you going to upload that Two Man Revolution video that was on IG?
ZOMbyNE 5 months ago
HAIL TO THE QUEEN, BABY
unit1027 5 months ago
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@unit1027
take me up your ass!
xenophobe76 5 months ago in playlist More videos from Guitarmasterx7
hahahaha what the fuck lyle your fuck man whats this shit hahaha oh by the way power armor is for pussys
mrscarecrow69r 5 months ago
omfg
I've watched this video like 50 billion times and I never noticed it was "Dude Nudem"
MegaBob711 5 months ago 5
HAHAH 0:33
SupportExtremeMusic 5 months ago in playlist More videos from Guitarmasterx7
I LOVE THIS SHIT
MrElirali 5 months ago
how long did it take to draw the dress? XD
mutant705 5 months ago
Ok fine...I admit it...THE GAME IS SHIT, OK? DUKE NUKEM FOREVER SUCKS ASS...damn you nastalgia!
fsffsa5325324 5 months ago
@fsffsa5325324
I like it lol.
MrNeoshredder 5 months ago
to, lyle
TheSNIfans 5 months ago
i really want to fondle your breasts while moaning deeply. then, if you guys really want's i will suck your long, hard, erect, meaty, cocks. we can take turns shitting on each other's chest and eating it and then we can eat a hooker as we sing oprah. imagine dex's look.
TheSNIfans 5 months ago
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TheSNIfans 5 months ago
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TheSNIfans 5 months ago
holy shit, that drawing mustve taken so much skill
SirKobrias 5 months ago
wow gameplay footage of the mac version thanks lyle!
spartantnt1023 5 months ago
I am so want to fuck Duke in his hot fucking ass.
anthrit 5 months ago
@anthrit I really hope your a chick or your just saying that for to shock people.....OH DEAR GOD I HOPE! D:
jupiterfury 5 months ago
Dude Nudem Foranal
It's funny because it's gay.
DirectorUglyguy 5 months ago
im here to lick ass and slurp cum
skillzbeyondskillz 5 months ago
love the ending
Megatonaxe 5 months ago
im not going to fight you, IM GUNNA DICK YOUR ASS!
sparkpluggers2 5 months ago
lol?
woopincookin808 5 months ago
lol mac
MegaBob711 5 months ago
Love this! :)
NickizAwesomez 5 months ago
DERP?
025FUBAR025 5 months ago
"Its time to fuck ass and gurgle bubba's cum...and im all full of ..uh"
tipology 5 months ago
and in both of them.... we have anal!
NoobishLegend 5 months ago
"Hell to the Queen, Baby!"
Juniordance23 5 months ago
fap
Twisted313Freak 5 months ago
@Twisted313Freak now i see you, now you're gay
xSOUNDWAVE56x 3 months ago
@xSOUNDWAVE56x im not going to troll you, im going to dick your ass
Twisted313Freak 3 months ago
@Twisted313Freak there's only two ways this can end, and in both of them... we have anal!
xSOUNDWAVE56x 3 months ago
@xSOUNDWAVE56x :D
Twisted313Freak 3 months ago
the real trailer finally exposed , about time the game was honest about what it was really about. A shit game staring a closest homosexual
paramedion 5 months ago 34
@paramedion You can make fun of Forever, but you can not make fun of Duke Nukem!
Jelley0 5 months ago
@Jelley0 he is a fictional character, therefore, one could care less. Proof: Rule 34 on Duke Nukem
NewAround92 5 months ago 41
@Jelley0 duke nukem sucks,there made fun of him and proved you wrong.
crazzyguy77 5 months ago
@crazzyguy77 penis eater
Twisted313Freak 5 months ago
@Twisted313Freak eater of penis's
crazzyguy77 5 months ago
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@Twisted313Freak eater of penis's
crazzyguy77 5 months ago
@paramedion Wait? Closest?! After watching this video you would think he's open about being gay... lol
undisputed4life 3 months ago
@paramedion Damn, you take video games really fucking seriously
MrVanDaylay 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Guitarmasterx7
@paramedion starring* closet*
showingtheway 1 month ago
@showingtheway you're 4 months too late, faggot
paramedion 1 month ago
@paramedion You think I care that you're mentally disabled and have anger management issues?
showingtheway 1 month ago
@showingtheway stfu
paramedion 1 month ago
@paramedion mad?
showingtheway 1 month ago
@showingtheway gtfo
paramedion 1 month ago
hehe subtitles are funny... there you see ,marylin j :D
MrDannythedick 5 months ago
ROFL so god damn hard
sostoplane88 5 months ago
Wat
777pixlemap 5 months ago
Shit, now I have to find jmalott96's comment.
wardog1236 5 months ago
that was horrible i think i rather watch children s hospital
ZeroFlames117 5 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAH its time to fuck ass and gurgle bubbas cum, and im all full of cum
urf8phatty 5 months ago
i want him to do a duke nukem forever walkthrough thumbs up is you agree
Grimfate013 6 months ago
so when is this game or dlc coming out?
ob1vi0n17 6 months ago
@ob1vi0n17 already did
darkangel4267 5 months ago
NO HETRO
xxshino123 6 months ago
.../watch?v=fwl7Rcx_PFo
iruleyo 6 months ago
Idk why but when he said suck dick and cry it set me on some strange laughing fit, I blacked out and woke up about 3 hours later in the fetal position in a pool of my own urine humming the colective greatest hits of van halen. Best day of my life
josh2k207 6 months ago 274
@josh2k207 What the hell is wrong with you? I might just call the police.
Severepwner 5 months ago
@josh2k207 thats a tuesday for me
xZaaap 5 months ago
@josh2k207 Lol?
xXMusicxMadnessXx 5 months ago in playlist More videos from Guitarmasterx7
@josh2k207 quite possibly the greatest comment ive ever read.....thank you
breakdown113 5 months ago
@josh2k207 My life is now complete, and I can die in peace.
lindholmaren 5 months ago
@josh2k207 cool
misterman975 4 months ago
This is 10 times more funny than so-called "witty" lines he says in the actual game
comediac92 6 months ago 2
This video made me gay.
HunterWolf14 6 months ago
Sorry man, but I'm so gonna steal the line "Now you see me, now I'm gay". And use in my daily basis.
No homo.
IsaacAndFelix 6 months ago
coo pic
SuperJohn1011 6 months ago
You sound just like Duke Nukem.
itachi1276 6 months ago 8
now you see me, now im gay
TheRealEgg 6 months ago 320
spot on
kirby45 6 months ago
i'll open your shirt and shit on your chest xD
asianboi221 6 months ago
this is the funniest shit i've seen all year
Thegreatleone 6 months ago
You shouldve had the guy at the end say "Thats a great plan Duke."
KamikazeGerb 6 months ago
Where can I get it?
EmpolliusEditing 6 months ago
Made*
southworth102 6 months ago
Lmfao this mad. My. Life.
southworth102 6 months ago
LOL
BigboyXVX 6 months ago
thumbs up for the zipper on last scene xD
someone got his anal
bubble213132 6 months ago
@JZPotter well thats your opinion and no you can not fuck me i dont get why everyone askes that question but i thought the humor in the game was funny thats about it
7dogguy 6 months ago
Haha so inappropriate yet right.
AtheistHater 6 months ago
Visit for free ms points :D
FunkySpongebob12 6 months ago
Lol epic win Lyle.
TheCoralLightsShow 6 months ago
@sm1carnage see the movie was ok until he turned emo and started doing gay dances outside of jazz clubs the last fight was pretty cool to and then the game was just awful i almost cryed for wasting 60 bucks lol the only reason i bought 3 was because spiderman to was one of the best freeroam super hero games ive ever played but yeah they ruined 3
7dogguy 6 months ago
this game was worse then spider man 3 and thats saying something
7dogguy 6 months ago
@7dogguy Ok. Bullshit. I got Duke Nukem Forever the day it came out, and it's a damn good game and everyone I know agrees. FUCK. YOU.
JZPotter 6 months ago
@JZPotter HOLY FUCKING SHIT! SOMEONE'S OPINION DIFFERS FROM YOURS! SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
snackattack98 6 months ago
@snackattack98 HOLY FUCKING SHIT A SNARKY SARCASTIC COMMENT ON YOUTUBE?! UNBELIEVABLE.
JZPotter 6 months ago
@JZPotter HOLY FUCKING SHIT! A SNARKY, SARCASTIC COMMENT ON YOUTUBE!? SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
snackattack98 6 months ago
@snackattack98 HOLY SHIT A COPY CAT ON YOUTUBE?! SHUT. EVERYTHING. DOWN.
JZPotter 6 months ago
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@JZPotter Woah woah woah. Before we continue, Let's take a step back here, shall we? HOLY FUCKING SHIT! SOMEONE'S OPINION DIFFERS FROM YOURS! SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
snackattack98 6 months ago
Blesh blesh
GrilladKirby 6 months ago
is no one being banned for spamming here? surely this is the kind of dickwashing arguments that instant messaging was made for.
conzo1996 6 months ago
no body gets this, hes not saying the game sucks, but becuase its coming out for mac now, and everything is shit on mac, even the good games, so hes saying that it will suck on mac, not the game itself
Killgonic 6 months ago
And this Lyle, is how the yaoi fangirls view any fictional character.
dimomarg 6 months ago
umm...is it sad that that I think this is better than the actual game?
BlitzkriegOmega 6 months ago 2
@BlitzkriegOmega I'd have to say based off of what I have heard about this game, no, no it is not. lol :P Also, this is kinda funny.
SpontaneousDeceit 6 months ago
I have the power glove wanna join me?
Evilclown9999 6 months ago
...........i have the weirdest boner....
Gerald360halowowness 6 months ago
I got Balls of steel...hitting my chin.
DevilRiseS4 6 months ago 7
Now you see me, now I'm gay.
coolguy716 6 months ago
The Great Confusious once said "Patience is a virture"
but I will translate it for all you fanboys
The new Sanity will be out when Dex an Lyle what it to be so quit fucking asking for them to release it
aaaaaaaaddsg 6 months ago
MAKE IT A SERIES,AND WE WILL FORGIVE YOU FOR SNI!
TheZadza 6 months ago
Dude nudem can't fight can draw
hamsterTNT97 6 months ago
i love how he drew dude nudem in the dress
Maxiieee09 6 months ago
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I don't understand how you motherfuckers are complaining about Lyle's video when you know he's gonna put disturbing shit on his channel. If you bitches don't like it then go troll ur asses off somewhere else because we don't wanna hear that shit.
Anyways Lyle, great Duke impersonation.
QTheGTKing 6 months ago
I don't understand how you mptherfuckers are complaining about Lyle's video when you know he's gonna put disturbing shit on his channel. If you bitches don't like it then go troll ur asses off somewhere else because we don't wanna hear that shit.
Anyways Lyle, great Duke impersonation.
QTheGTKing 6 months ago
Duke Nukem Forever: Jerkcity Edition
DigitalPh4gg0t 6 months ago
Now you see me, now I'm gay. Hilarious line.
Good job with the video, Lyle.
ahv007 6 months ago
your voice really works for the duke
Gravewhisper 6 months ago
i am scared...
axl93x 6 months ago
this was.... F U C K I N G A W S O M E
zoiazous 6 months ago
It's funny because Duke Nukem Forever is not very good.
kefkaexdeath 6 months ago
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"Now u see me, now I'm gay"
churacakes112 6 months ago
Lol @ all the trolls and all the arguments on this vid hahaha. I thought it was ok but its not something i would have an argument over. Come on guys, grow up, its just the internet. :P
narutoboi69 6 months ago
<3
guitarhero11793 6 months ago
For all the people who are easily offended by this......what did you expect? this is made by LYLE!!!! EVERYONE OF HIS VIDEOS HAVE GAY JOKES! The joke is that duke is a overly exagerated hetrosexual in the game to the point where its riduculous, so wat happens when he's OVERLY homosexual?
jmalott96 6 months ago 177
@jmalott96 I'm surprised someone actually got that. I mean putting it that way makes it sound way more sophisticated than it actually is, but that's the root of the concept.
Guitarmasterx7 6 months ago 194
@Guitarmasterx7
Don't giving a shit. When I see a video from you, I can exspect everything.
Which is why you're the universe's most important man.
TNinja0 6 months ago
@Guitarmasterx7 i'll gurgle you cum anytime.... im not even gay ;)
minimanjonesy 6 months ago
@Guitarmasterx7 also can i suck your dick, make room for me on your schedule
minimanjonesy 6 months ago
@Guitarmasterx7 Wait.... People didnt get it, is everyone autistic?
BushFries 6 months ago
@BushFries I know seriously, people get offended waaaaaaay too easily.
jmalott96 6 months ago
@Guitarmasterx7 vagina boob
nysicle 6 months ago
@Guitarmasterx7
You HAVE to do this when the next Serious Sam comes out.
MrNeoshredder 6 months ago
@Guitarmasterx7 I think alot of people get it, they just don't bother feeding the trolls.
lediadruid 6 months ago
@Guitarmasterx7 how long did it take u to draw duke as a girl?
jibblesuace 6 months ago
@jmalott96 Its exactly as funny and entertaining as the normal version.
daandriod 6 months ago
@daandriod I tried playing it, the first 20 minutes were funny, but It was Like having a conversation with my homo-phobic biology teacher. Its like he's trying to prove his hetrosexuality through the course of the game. After 3 or 4 hours it got......kinda awkward.
jmalott96 5 months ago
That was just WAY too manly.
DeathBlade182 6 months ago
huh....lyle was too cheap to actually buy the game and just used the demo. i fucking love it
GeneralZigbar113 6 months ago
now u see me, now im gay. ROFL
swan6307 6 months ago
Haha xD
Funny man
PudencePuhlmann 6 months ago
I like how Chocolate Rain is in the related video section :D
DarkSlayer00001 6 months ago 3
I think Lyle has a gay joke quota thats needs to be filled
filled...filled like an ass
full of dicks
gay dicks
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
TheAkatsuki357 6 months ago
@ThePurpleclone i wasn't even first i said it for a laugh jeez did you shit the bed this morning cos ur one mood twat i apologise if my comment annoyed you but i reli grow up
matthewkillner 6 months ago
Squell piggy squeel
I love th at deliverance refferance in the original, it fits with dude dudem as well
DarkProject 6 months ago
that was awesome
jakobthedragonboy 6 months ago
yo man thats pretty gay
Lodiwolf 6 months ago
@xenophobe76 exactly. You just proved yourself wrong. He makes gay jokes in almost all of his videos. That's called joking about gays which is making fun of them. If he supported gays, he wouldn't insult people by calling them gay/ make gay jokes all the time. Don't try to act smart
ItzDaftPRODUCTIONS 6 months ago
@ItzDaftPRODUCTIONS Well.. He said before he doesn't care about gays..
Like i mean, If he met one he wouldn't be a dick. Just his normal self.
So no hes not insulting them, And actually just a sexual guy.
By the way, He does talk about girls too..
FallenMercy19 6 months ago
@ItzDaftPRODUCTIONS And if you think about it, There not gay jokes. Only some of them are.
Just cause a man, Decides to talk about dick or something, isn't gay..
I don't get where the hell your getting that from.
FallenMercy19 6 months ago
@ItzDaftPRODUCTIONS
the only one acting smart is you, dumbass. making joking remarks about gays isn't making fun of them. i think you were fucked up the ass too much because you have srs butthurt. i'll call the wambulance for you.
xenophobe76 6 months ago
@xenophobe76 umad bro? im not "butthurt" because im not raging and spewing insults like you. try to act a little mature
ItzDaftPRODUCTIONS 6 months ago
@ItzDaftPRODUCTIONS
saying dumbass once isn't spewing broski.
xenophobe76 6 months ago