Around The World In 80 Plates - Portlandia on IFC

[trueorbetter]

I've run into this kind of spiel in so many restaurants. When they ask the inevitable "Have you eaten with us before?" it's probably safer to always say yes, true or not. "Johnny" takes it further than I've ever seen. I do kind of like the idea of superspiking dishes. I might have to start doing that at home.

[goody71]

Kumail FTW

[Infinitytheacae]

You can tell he's trying not to laugh. i love that guy.

[PiPxTc]

Breakfastize That!

[3USRNAM3]

Hahahahahahahahah

[trilobright]

Holy shit, the waiter is even using a Faber-Castell pen (expensive pen for artists and designers). Hipster to the smallest detail.

[thacobra77]

we have smile teas.

[cjw1001cjw1001]

FUNNAYEST EVAR.

[LovelyLena070]

I'm seriously crying because of laughing so hard ahahah omg

[BeHereMusic]

Sadly, I had a KFC Bowl for desert after watching this.

[LennonMaldonado]

Cheese boats are dope~

[mistybabe5489]

Fuggedabout hunger, breakfastize that

[lmacorp]

The real owner of this place is a guy named Sebastian who used to own a restaurant on Riverside in Toluca Lake.

[Karmakameleeon]

kumail nanjiani is the best

[Wikipunani]

This show eloquently mocks the insanity that liberalism is. It is a mental disorder and SHOULD be mocked mwAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[yolowell]

The guitar riff that comes in when he's pointing out the sides at 2:07

[BluDollarTeddy100]

Fred Armison is great at improv.When he acts, he comes off so natural.It's like he's just being him in real situations.

[SuperDudewhatever]

i would have chucked him at a window

[rlgarcia93]

this would be the Epic Meal Time restaurant

[MioMaiaRaia]

This is my favorite skit of season 2 so far! "Ah, tight! Cheese boats are dope!"

[falcoperegrinus82]

Wait, they're not vegetarian?

[maxinNchillaxin]

Fred's fed-up attitude really shows in this one

[hecticman37]

"He has his taco station right on the security station, so he can just watch the video while making his Crazy Guac Tacs."

[MsSardonicus]

That is SO my husband "What? NO I need to eat - there's some bread right over there, I'm gonna eat that!" LOL it's funnier when it's just on TV...

[KelseyWade38]

Funniest fucking show ever..am I right?

[lonniebjackson3]

that shit was hilarious and I don't even know why... i think i have a new favorite show

[Drummerskickass4]

the waiter looks almost like and Indian Timmy from WKUK hahaha.

[Trndkillah]

This is the best episode of Portlandia I've seen.

[Samawsom]

i would punch the waiter XD

[FroZzyMilK]

"oh those are tight... cheese boats are dope" the best

[Katharine777]

if you dont get the joke, you are the waiter in real life.

[adrianbpj]

lol "cheese boats are dope"

[trappedintheidiotbox]

I love how he slips in "Torpedo slam burger as a taco" without her saying she wanted it as a taco. This is the funniest skit on the show thus far.

[9i348u]

this is the exact same skit as when they wanted to find a phone

maybe i missed the joke

[mx6lover]

Toates my BAD!!!

[sexybunnyxox]

Ugh! Ive been to a restaurant that doesn't allow you to share.

Me and my friend didnt know that so they doubled the whole bill!

We refused to pay twice the amount and the manager came and told us sharing food was "stealing"

oh yeah and every time I asked for any drink-juice, soda, anything- the guy gave me water

We didnt end paying the doubled price or leaving a tip (down to the penny)

Super fun time! haha...

[biggsterboy]

At 1:05 , note that server Johnny has to use physical force to ensure that Fred complies with the policy of not returning menus to the server until his order has been taken all the way.

[hiphoppacmotion]

Portland is weirder than Santa Cruz, CA

[supremedisaster]

@hiphoppacmotion agreed

[zibracakes95]

this isnt even funny. i really don't see a problem with this restaurant they went into a SPECIALTY RESTAURANT!

[SoftballBurke]

hahahaha "he has a taco station right on the security station and he can just look while hes making his crazy guac tacs" I LUVV THIS SHOW

[vanrocks97]

Do you know how proud this makes me to be an Protlander? NOT VEREY! (well actualy, it makes me fell really proud) KEEP PORTLAND WIERD!!!!!!!!!!

[GarBear7G]

"The cameras are here ensure that fun is happening."

[Marksman2oo7]

it sounds like an epic meal time restaurant!

[MercenaryBlackWaterz]

"Quote from the video"

[thecheesburgler]

@MercenaryBlackWaterz Comment about the comment about "Quote in the video".

[ando1135]

@MercenaryBlackWaterz yes!

[jaik195701]

Funniest portlandia.

[nmflass]

I'm a server at The Cheesecake Factory and this is seriously my job to a tee. They force you to be this annoying. "Craigs Crazy Guac Tacs" is way too similar to our "Craigs Crazy Carrot Cake Cheesecake" to be a coincidence.

[9La1Tia5Loca]

"I doubt you do that."

[grapefruitiswinning]

"Can you just super spike my sides?" Haha :)

[emoman95]

"Would you guys like to double down on your meal?"

"I don't know that saying."

"It's twice the amount of food for twice the price."

[olivia4490]

there's a few times Fred wanted to break character lol

[ryanskywatkins]

Every corporate restaurant, haha, so lame.

[primigravida]

"The cameras are here to ensure that fun is happening."

[Eppaljeck]

Cheese Boats are Dope.

[FoodForTube]

"This place really is a culinary voyage across the Seven Seas of flavor..."

[goldenaxespellcaster]

Ashame this only has 9,000 views, meanwhile epic fail whatever or cat looks at camera for an hr or baby doing something has millions.....

[illwafer]

can't wait for when he's selling them a new/used car. or maybe an instrument at guitar center. or some pants at the gap. or a new hdtv. or a computer.

ifc, are you getting this?

[brethelioness]

"He has his taco station right on the security station. He can just look at the video while he's making his crazy Guac Tacs."

[MissElectricRainbow]

It always takes a guy with a 'lisp' to ruin a meal..

[supersexyman48]

the waiters name is kumail nanjiani and his stand up performances at the laugh factory are hilarious, must watch for people who liked this

[bknygurl]

I LOVE PORTLANDIA. That is all.

[mcnell311]

"Craig has his guac tac station right on the security station"

[moretroops]

"Sorry guys. Totes my bad."

[vinstermonster]

that waiter is so fucking funny. hes great in the "wireless toyz" clip too.

[SirHatchporch]

"We don't have iced tea. We have smile teas."

"What's a smile tea?"

"It's tea with ice in it."

[KyKni406]

@SirHatchporch "That sounds great."

[Wikipunani]

@SirHatchporch Can I 'lobsterize' my Deep Fried Salad?

[7dlove]

@SirHatchporch Where is this place?! lol I lived in Portland my whole life. >.<' hahaha

[SirHatchporch]

@7dlove Well, this sketch takes place in L.A.

[7dlove]

@SirHatchporch Awe, no wonder. -__-

[mitch3x3]

cheeseboats are dope

[aboutashow]

the waiter was on Jake and Amir!

[androidkittens]

So funny :)