Classic Ovaltine TV Commercial

[lethraxin]

It's not safe.

[choconinny]

I would rather have a delicious chocolately glass of CIRCLETINE!!!!!!

[RelVictoria1994]

I'd rather have a glass of CIRCLETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!­

[Strangerswithcandy11]

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!

[FunGuy161]

Why isn't the circiltine video an offical commercia yet?

[aangfangirl]

I will throw cups at all of them!! CIIIIRRCCLETIIIIIIINNEE!! ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!

[fremioneandredvines]

CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRCLEEE­TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE is better.

[StylishCasuall]

they should call it roundtine

[trackmaster1999]

this is should be a nesquick vs ovaltine commercial

[MegaZaza27]

its ovaltine people cant you read

[fremioneandredvines]

@MegaZaza27 You do realize that Circletine is a hilarious parody of this, don't you?

[MegaZaza27]

@fremioneandredvines yeah i was joking

[DarkForestProd]

oh yea..........this is really easy to masturbate to

[CrownedChickenMovies]

Go tell grandpa :D!

[JrFLYnnIV]

That girl looks terminally ill.

[captainballsack2]

i like circletine better

[ericgodard281]

0:18- lady puts ovaltine up her glory hole.

[JimyLeet]

"BESURETODRINKYOUROVALTINE"



[megafan2453]

Ovaltine? A crummy commercial. Son ofa bitch.

[musicchick702]

Go tell grandpa.

[xxcelloxcelloxx]

CIRCLETINE!

[irismey]

I used to do the Ovaltine vs. Nestle Quik tally thing!

[double0nine009]

ok now get the milk and vinegar kids!

[DawnRainWasHere]

Come to the light side,WE HAVE CIRCLETINE.

[Meety2000]

Screw the ovaltine, we got CIRCLETINE!

[12ajax21]

How it really goes down

Mother: We switched to ovaltine, it's better for you

Father: look you fucking whore this tastes like shit do I have to beat you again

Son: Hey stop yelling at mom

Father: fuck you little shit you're grounded

[AustoTheGreat]

I love how they try to make family oriented commercials when families don't act like this at all.. >.>

[TheColonelsKitchen]

So I guess if I add half a tsp of powdered vitamins to Nesquik, I might as well use THAT then!

Whatever happened to the REAL appeal of Ovaltine? You know... whend they use to boast it was made from REAL milk, and WHOLE eggs... I guess that went out the window with the whims of the company shareholders...

YES ALRIGHT! I'm a grumpy (not so) old bastard! :)

[singalinger]

CIRRRCLETIIIIINEEEEE

[AlicetheShort]

I REMEMBER THOSE COMMERCIALS!!

[dehjababy]

"hey gang!"

"CIIIIIIIRCLETIIIIIIINNEEEEE, ARRRRGHHHHH"

[avalacrosse]

*throws glass at cabinet*

[razor2therosary97]

CIRCLETINE

[earfolds]

Go tell grampa

[Lizzzeg]

GET THE MILK AND VINEGAR



[motleycrue24]

the worst actors ever

[thechuck21]

Press "7" and watch the mom and daughter scratch some funky ass beats.

[TehCallan]

@thechuck21 i held it down. i nearly wet myself.

[DemonX99]

@thechuck21 Hahahahaha omg I love you

[xTaemints]

CIRCLETINE IS BETTER!

[Hemorrhagehilarity]

CIRCLETIIINNEEEEEEEEEEE

[seinfan9]

"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round... they should call it Roundtine."

[BriSpot]

More Holevatine, Please! #seniorporntitles

[ES7upyours]

a crummy commercial? son of a bitch

[legomaster335]

besuretodrinkyouovaltine?a crummy commercial?...son of a bitch.....

[plessans]

My mom once bought ovaltine for me and it tasted horrible. They must be paying those actors a bundle to say it tastes great.

[crixxxxxxxxx]

Does Ovaltine retain a bunch of admen from the 1950's to create its cheese-tastic commercials?

[nikkib89]

@crixxxxxxxxx RIGHT?

[CatZilla2007]

C'mon dad... Quick doesn't. Sheesh!!!

[CloneComander1138]

"A Crummy Comercial? Son Of A Bitch!"

[luxeamouretvolupte]

where could I find the "Uncle George and AUntie MAbel" version of Ovaltine??? I mean an audio or a video... the lyrics isn't a problem, we all remember them !

[MRrobotoe]

Moar Ovaltine Please

[dessertfoxx]

Only Ovaltine has vitamins and minerals!!

[jmloeschjr]

I give up...who the hell is Langdon Towne???

[carabookid]

i swear to god I could drink ovaltine.

[Shteve67]

I never quite got whether or not they were in on the joke with these Ovaltine commercials. They almost seem like spoofs of themselves.

[CPenha]

MaulPatine!

[freakman707]

Be sure to drink your ovaltine

[pascbjumper2]

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[Dune1884]

FUCK QUCK! i need me some ovaltine !

[gaoutlaw]

My god in heaven, these commercials are so lame.

[HenceHonesto]

Why do they call it "Ovaltine"?

The mug is round, the box is round. They should call it "Roundtine" - Jerry Seinfeld

[wikiporno]

Playing this video in a loop could be a form of torture.

[wikiporno]

You gotta love the creepy as hell look on mom's face at 0:16

[newkillergenius]

I'm Langdon G. Towne, and I approved this message.

(feverishly masturbating)

[Akira625]

The sheer cheesiness that you see in Ovaltine commercials these days should've stayed in the fifties where they belong.

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

It's like stupid fucked intolerably bad.....

[hhsgrad1988]

These 4 nerds were just people the director found on the street. He walked up to each one saying "how'd you like to be in a commercial?" with 3 others who have never met before in their lives?

[hhsgrad1988]

These 4 nerds were just people the director found on the street. He walked up to each one saying "how'd you like to be in a commercial?" with 3 others who have never met before in their lives?

[lestrange5]

To quote A Christmas Story:

Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!

[AlphaOrigin]

Bland.

[iBeJoanna]

Hot chocolate is way more better, but Ovatine is great, too.

[Drexisoi]

IT HAS VITAMINS AND MINERALS *rape smile*

[GrimReaper19]

MEANWHILE AT VALVE

[Karzons]

It only works if you hold it up to shoulder level.

[caramel22MAN]

fuckkkk nooo!

[Joniness]

The best advertisement for Ovaltine was in A Christmas Story.

[stickfighter9]

[Everyone]: Hi, Michael.

[ireallydontcare1080]

Hello, everyone. My name is Michael, and I'm a Trope addict.

[BobTheWaitress]

@ireallydontcare1080 So,tell us Micheal. How did you first find TVtropes?

[ireallydontcare1080]

@BobTheWaitress You know, when people ask me "How did you find out about X?" I usually answer "TVTropes." This question is a weird conundrum for me.

[ShagadelicAbby]

Screw Ovaltine. MILO FTW!

[BobTheWaitress]

HOW COME I FIND ALL THESE THINGS ON TVTROPES!? I've gotta stop reading the so bad it's horrible pages....

[aquapendulum]

No shame in admitting it dude. It's highly educational stuff we get in the 21st century there. Some Incredibly Lame Pun somewhere here.

[nuclearneo577]

@BobTheWaitress Me too.

[MrGuyPwnsYou]

@BobTheWaitress You gotta admit that the negative comments tend to be pretty hilarious, though. I loved that FATAL review (even if it did give me horrible Freudian nightmares).

[Izayoiaki24]

@BobTheWaitress You too? Sweet.

[oscarthefattycat]

@BobTheWaitress Same here...BUT IT'S SO ADDICTIVE! D:

[donnkeydude]

@oscarthefattycat As they say, TV Tropes will ruin your life!

[oscarthefattycat]

@donnkeydude Well, I have nothing else to do! >:3

[PraiseDivineMercy]

@BobTheWaitress What trope is it linked to?

[BobTheWaitress]

@PraiseDivineMercy So Bad It's Horrible.

[Buttersbot2]

take your ovaltine, bitch!

[moneymandate]

What's especially funny is the "More Ovaltine please" logo on a green gradient background that looks like it was made in three minutes in MS Powerpoint

[jellywillreturn]

Bad. Awful. Bah. Humbug. This may just be the worst commercial ever. No offense to the uploader, you didn't make this crap. But... man! Faux-budget: Monopoly money does not afford good things.

[kadytheredpanda]

I've seen this on TV before.

I swear, even though I have seen this dozens of times, I ALWAYS say "What the FUCK?" outloud everytime I see it. It's THAT amazingly bad. You'd think that an old brand like Ovaltine would have enough money to make a decent ad.

[Phryj666]

I'm thinking they were intentionally going for the weird unnatural feel with this ad. Especially since practically every Ovaltine commercial goes for this.

Back when TV was still fairly new, many commercials were done in a style like this.

[thegirl44]

This very much reminds me of when commercials were a part of the programming. Like the 30 second spots that the Nelson's would do for Hotpoint or Salem cigarettes.

Still strange to see in a time when extreme sports were selling soda pop.

[destenydevil666]

*raises hand* TV trope'd.

[50centonweed]

MOAR OVALTINE PLEASE

[CrashGordon94]

I have to say, aside from the general crappiness, that random attack on Quick (I think it's spelt differently, but I dunno) is just stupid, the only reason they wouldn't get sued for it is because the Quick would take pity on 'em for this commercial

[GrimReaper19]

I hope these kids grew up, watched their old commercial for shits n giggles, then promptly committed double suicide-homicide.

[samadhir]

"How To Make a Commercial That Utterly Fails to Get Anyone Interested in Your Product.

Chapter 1: The Ovaltine Way"

[pig3292]

tv tropes?

[wikiporno]

And then a guy broke in and raped them all to death. The end.

[clarinetist13]

That girl...I think she's saying "Please don't hit me" with her eyes.

[ZemplinTemplar]

An ad ?! This is a friggin' assasination attempt on brain cells !!! :-P

[SuperMilos89]

Horible ad. Horible ad. Horible ad.

Brain bleach. ahhhh

[sushiglomper]

I love ovaltine- esspecially the chinese release of it (it's a little less sweet) and these commercials are hillarious and annoying.

[wikiporno]

Shit. Pure and utter shit. The only thing worse than this comerical is the way the shit tastes.

[1moe7]

Ovaltine is awesome but the commercials are so cheesy xD

[BigDumbJerk]

a crummy commercial, son of a bitch.

[wikiporno]

This may be the worst ad I've ever seen.

[richardmcginty]

@TwoCows23 rofl that's the funniest shit i've heard in weeks

[SquigPie]

Time to stick it up into The Man!

[kaytaycoo12]

that's what she said lmfao

[Patcheresu]

@TwoCows23 YAY

[jellywillreturn]

Fail. Just... fail.

[wikiporno]

Yeah, you just have to ask why.

[pyrix]

I actually drink ovaltine rich chocolate. Not because of the commercials, but because it's frigging delicious. To me any way. And only Rich Chocolate. The other two aren't that good.

[wikiporno]

might as well be an instructional video on "how to make an advertisement that fails to get anyone interested in your product."

[MegaTommay]

man i liked that drink i wish they still made more

[nuMbERsRuNN3R]

this kid's heidi klume.... Quick's out, Ovaltine's in.

[jeffm300]

I like ovaltine whiskey products.

[OMFGsoBOARD]

does it have vitamins too?

[dantelb]

THIS IS GOLD!!!!!

[000DENZEL000]

Dude that shit was so gross it would like bunch up and then when you went to drink it it would explode in your eye

[Digitbig]

And then the movie Dune would be in your chocolaty drink. And that's never fun.

[quentinnor]

BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE!!!

[usernameclassifeid]

that stuff is friken hard to stir

[tpfang56]

Don't stir it. Shake it! Then it mixes very nicely and you'll enjoy your milk.

[oliviakirkham]

freaks

[direwitch]

you can tell the mom isn't getting any

[DeadMansCross]

OVALTIIIINIIIEEEEEEE!

[1moe7]

"More ovaltine please!" Get it yourself!! LOL

[malta0013]

hey

anyone remember that commercial of that guy who's always trying to make a somersault, and finally succeeds during the football game, only to be plummeted to groung by his team mates?

Does anyone know the name of that song, cause i just can't find that commercial and i really liked that song

[pf126p]

"Vitamins and minerals?" As I recall Ovaltine is largely corn syrup and molasses... :P

[Q706]

it's a powder?

[cuttersboi08]

You define this as "classic"?

[gaoutlaw]

I don't drink Ovaltine because of their stupid ass commercials.

[pf126p]

All of the commercials of that era were stupid. You remember Kool-Aid? McDonald's? Hershey's Chocolate? All of the silly toy commercials?

[Q706]

OH YEAH!!!

[kikomiko1]

Goddammit, why are you always knocking my walls down you asshole! I just fucking built that!

[Manty64]

A crummy commercial?

Son of a bitch.

[NESWIIGAMECUBE]

hahahahaha ok ralf

[Trardolor]

Mmm, it is great.

[CamperX]

BITCH GIMME MY QUIK

[redlinebmx78]

nesquik suuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkssssss!!­!

ovaltine is awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NESqik13]

fuck ovaltine!

[redlinebmx78]

then y would you watch this

[adambombiswaycool]

lol