Holophonic Matchbox (Use Headphones) (BETTER VERSION)

[LetMeSing4Life]

I nearly died... a few seconds after the match was lit i could smell smoke, not realising that it was my candle that had gone out that was beside me. Scary shit bro.

[MelancholyxRequiem]

Don't try to listen to this drunk...

[HPerky96]

Fapping with sandpaper.

[StudleyMuffinGurl]

@HPerky96 you just made my day. omg.

[berek290]

why people are still usin 240p ok ok it's maybe 2007 video but still

[MrDreigon]

@berek290 dude, it's demonstrating audio, why waste bandwidth downloading pixels you're not gonna need.

[someguywhocanfly]

@berek290

Because there's no actual video, it makes no difference. It loads faster at 240p.

[MrRefurbishedBrain]

@berek290 anybody home??

[berek290]

@MrRefurbishedBrain All Death

[scotchy91]

acousticintegrity. com/acousticintegrity/Sound_Sa­mples/Entries/2007/11/1_Haircu­t.html let's get real. Here's your free holo-motherfucking-phonic haircut. >:)

[concam28]

1 week into finding TRBIBBLES comment, now running low on food and drink supplies

[prankcallerpl0x]

This is EXACTLY the same as the sounds i make during the nighttime.



[DiannaColfer]

tiny helicopter?

[SyafiqahZack]

@DiannaColfer Hahahahaha XD

[Owned2night]

240p we meet again.

[TheApollo918]

@Owned2night Man who meets 240p again, we meet again.

[tyler1820]

It loses it's realism when you realize that nobody tries to light a match like that. But you could just rename it holophonic sanding or something.

[Schpudd]

@tyler1820 it's not called 'holophonic lighting a matchstick' lol...

[kcsheffs2]

it sounds like an helicopter lol

[randomuploadsism]

i think you should try talking in one! always gets me *tingles*

[marshallgraham1]

i dont get it?? like seriously i dont get it,, it just sounded like a matchbox shaking from leftot right,, whats meant to happen, i dont get it ???

[LeeMcCulloch123]

@marshallgraham1 Use headphones.

[TheFamilyHunt]

@marshallgraham1 The name of the video is "Holophonic Matchbox", so... yea, a matchbox is used in the sound, hence why it sounds like a matchbox moving.

[IAmVanHell]

It's like a tiny helicopter flying around my head

[itsrochellec]

lol it tickles my back xD

[DracoEdmar]

how did u make the binaural process??? i´m trying to get something similar with supercollider...did u use an specific softwre???

pretty good by the way congrats

[aveyowyns]

the virtual barbershop is so much better...

[maryjmxx]

the haircut is the best one

[BeyondBirthday133]

I keep trying to do this but half way through every time my Dad comes in and starts bugging me. >.<

[VanXIInX]

Movies could be done so in the cinema.

[SanctumGame]

lmfao at 0:54 I looked to my left because it started to make my left side tickle, and the matches stopped XD

[morris858]

@bonanzoid0deathgrip did you use headphones?

[bonanzoid0deathgrip]

in future, video descriptions should be vetted for giant amounts of bull shit. This is terrible quality audio wise and further more the binaural part of it was pretty ineffective.

[PuzzleSolver]

my hairs on fire and all you can do is shake the matches!!??!!

[arieoldman]

well that was anticlimatchstick

[Endoalir]

I saw the box o.o

[ShrederMan69]

stupid 240p

[TheStingma]

l0lllll



[pudzybaby2k7]

meh you ripped this off somone and quality sucks

[gigadeathlord]

Remind me not to buy this guy some maracas.

[xNoScOpErZx]

sounds shitty and pixelated in the backround lol u suck at encoding

[Helm2112]

Why the fuck do these things tickle my arse?!?

[touchtherainbow]

@Helm2112 OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.

[tiger315415]

@Helm2112 lol

[elleeeena123]

@Helm2112 OMG i am normal! i have that too LOL

[kala101010]

not as great as the virtual hair cut

[KayLovesMusic89]

The circling around my head made me dizzy. Lol

[RnKz118]

Honestly at first i was like "this is stupid this Person is just panning the sound of lighting a match left and right" then after that part i was like "woah this is awesome!" thank you very much for the upload!

[slimmer11]

This is what it must be for blind pyromaniacs to dream..

[marsbar951]

Why do I keep smelling a weird scent every time I listen to these audios o_O

[regi2k9]

@marsbar951 ur shitting urself

[themostemailedeva]

@regi2k9 LOL

[NaeJoy]

@marsbar951 I smell it too! It's like burning! almost like a sulphury smell. Maybe its just the sounds make our brains relate to the smell often smelled when you hear the sound? :S

[Namriel]

@marsbar951 For the same reason you might remember the fragrance of your girlfriend while looking at a picture of her I suppose. That's probably what we call the olfactory memory, isn't it ?

[stikitape214]

omg for a minute i swore i could smell it lol

[SuperCrazyWacko]

shake shake shake.... ACK MY HEAD DIE!!!!(lays down and the bed is making the noise) OH NOOOOOO lol

[imnotaprincessxox]

In all of these holophonic videos, its strange, so very strange but like, somehow it actually tickles my neck... And that proves how ticklish I am.. :p

[digitalskill]

I got scared when he got near my butt O.O

[bxk993]

It's binaural recording method, with two microphones each in one ear of a dummy's head...

[seagoonproductions]

Theres some way better videos on youtube!

[Animateyourgame]

Thumbs up if you wanna know how to do this

[Black2612]

@Animateyourgame Create a mount with two high-quality microphones that go over each ear, then record the audio with someone wearing the headset.

[Animateyourgame]

@Black2612 i tried that on my windows 7 with audacity, didn't work

[Black2612]

@Animateyourgame eh well i watched the barber shop one and the narrator said thats what it was: two microphones where the left and right ears are. there might be some critical step im missing. maybe the mic you used wasn't capturing audio in a 360 deg. field.

[Animateyourgame]

@Black2612 i got that too, yea, sadly no one ever posts stuff like that :/

[rondood]

@Animateyourgame think the microphones are actually inside a model human head, in the ears, that way you get the correct acoustics

[noasi9]

@rondood What other way is possible. That has to be it!

[Animateyourgame]

@rondood hmm..... but everyones diffrent :/

[StephenGreater]

AHHHH NICE...i like how when you shake the match box...it goes full 360! NOICE!!

[fopom1]

I closed my eyes, then i opened em and i saw a black guy sitting next to me o_O

[SiimpleHarry]

shame these are only ay 240p

[Vampiirike]

I just saw a unicorn outside so I'm gonna close this video.

[AkshaiRolz]

fuckin shit holy moly am i in a pickle nw??

[blazerx900]

why the fuck did he leave me in that room >_>

[pane36]

this...is...concentration...pe­netration...total mindfuck. i love it so much though. my head gets all tingly when i listen to this through my gaming headset.

[HelenaEgan1]

This sucked :L

[xxxeaglefirexxx]

329 persons were raped by the man with the matchbox :D

[xxxeaglefirexxx]

329 persons were raped by the man with the matchbox :D

[chokkathunda94]

Sounds like he's whacking off with a box of matches in his hand

[rick550]

@chokkathunda94 lolololol

[EtrajbHD]

Rachelleushot retard, weve known how to do that 4 25 years and its used in this video..,

[rachelishot0]

One thing they haven't worked out yet is how to make sound appear to be in front of you :P

When that happens, I'll shit bricks.

[crypticspoon93]

@rachelishot0 Its called a properly set-up stereo system...

or in headphones you can just place the drivers off centre like in ultrasone headphones and some sennheisers (hd555 595 and 598 come to mind)

you really don't get much better than ultrasone headphones using dolby headphone for surround sound.

[rachelishot0]

@crypticspoon93 I guess I spoke too soon really, never used surround sound headphones.

[bella3718122]

Omg I could smell fire

[warmaker911]

please don't set me on fire boss!

[neverstoppedlovingu]

haha my dad is bbqing right behind me so it makes it better

[neverstoppedlovingu]

HAHAHHA i smelled the fire because my dad is bbqing right behind me XD this is so kewl

[fitzgig1955]

Brilliant!!!!



[joeyouyang]

it tickles me

[mynatalietsui]

MINDUCK



[ThePikachucute]

you can smell fire because your brain is hearin fire starting so it thinks its real and you start to smell fire even though its not real.

[hayderhoozeer]

I bullshit not, I too could smell flames after :S

[Deadlycovers]

I dont get this one? He lights up me and then just shakes ?

[SonsolesAraujo]

Hey I could smell fire , I SWEAR :| Haha

[cherine604]

LOL...i just smell fire... O.o

[DaviaTaylor15]

that shaking was really starting to get on my tits! however very believable, well done

[Tails639]

Would you be able to try this... without shaking the box around get the sound of a petrol can opening and setting you on fire! That would freak a lot of people out but i would listen to it lol.

Good post well done!

[itssallie]

My hair from my arms was standing when I heard those matches shaking from side to side. freaky.

[littlemisscoolcat57]

swear I could smell fire O.o

[TheLysichiton]

It freaked me out when I could hear his footsteps every once in a while! Haha.

[bonoyeah]

i soooo want to play this when i high

[alex007152]

lmfao I was like "piss off" at some point, but it's definatly holophonic

[Madhijz]

this reminds me of hitman bloodmoney... in a bad way

[fafa19977]

i wasted 1:56 mins for this shit :P not cool the virtual haircut is way better :)

[MrSoloscreationz]

sound like somebody pouring seasoning on my head in a tub i'am i gettin cooked alive wtf lmao

[DenialGuys]

i think he has matches left..

[vegeta3693]

OMFG IF THAT DAMN SHACKIN6 DOESNT

[TheWillor]

/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA much better !!

[3xtr3m3r4ng3er]

who was jacking off and running around me at 0:28 ??

[MrMarceI]

are u kidding me? BORING

[TRBIBBLES]

Not as good as virtual haircut.

[mandel94]

@TRBIBBLES then go watch virtual haircut

[DustyPengwin]

@mandel94 lawl

[chloefooty]

@mandel94 *LISTEN

[Zenettii]

@mandel94 You don't WATCH virtual haircut... OMG! :o

[SSBMsounds]

@mandel94 PWNGE!

[gluetubeserver]

@mandel94 LOL JAJA JOOS GO GARL

[Wazgalort]

@mandel94 not for watching, for hearing

[XxVolvo1]

@awesomegirl141 dont know about you but when i jizz it doesnt make noise...

[ollytennant]

Omg if you don't stop shaking that matchbox in my ear I'm going to take it and shove it down your throat you stupid man.

I also shat my pants when it started rofl =P

[michaeljguess]

It's not just simple panning. It works by exploiting the way our brains locate sound sources and involves complex mathematical modelling. The effect is dependent on the difference in intensity between each channel, the phase/time delays between channels and also the phase/intensity variations within channels. The effect is best when each channel is heard exclusively by one ear, hence the better experience with headphones. It is not a '5.1 effect'. Look up "Head-related transfer function".

[zipguin]

@michaeljguess geek talk

[flannelman94]

I love these things! I think they us ae mic inside mold of human head with like ear canals and shit so it's like what we hear.. Correct me if I'm wrong

[erictheginger]

whoo 1000th thumbs up!

[rasmus8565totta]

damn this is realy cool!

[swedentracknfield]

boring

[LVinca]

312 people... *sunglasses*

Got burnt.

[TheBadGnome]

@LVinca you forgot *YYEEEAAAAHHHH*

[Siwiutello]

Wow ;) super effect

[djo909]

all it is simple panning and a good mic -_____-

[vittels]

@djo909 dare you to do it.

[djo909]

@vittels its too simple hahaha i make movie trailers...this is basically the same thing but without picture

[MrFreemaan]

@djo909 Far, FAR from it.

[djo909]

@MrFreemaan ok so your gonna tell me, that its not simple panning? using the latest Plugins? such as Waves?

[MrFreemaan]

@djo909 Yes, I am going to tell you that it's not. If you had a decent pair of headphones/speakers, you could easily tell.

[djo909]

@MrFreemaan so your gonna tell me that my JBL LSR4326P's aren't good and that I can't tell that its Just 5.1 Panning? Im a Certified Audio Engineer and have been doing this crap for years...

[MrFreemaan]

@djo909 That's right. I am. I don't care if you have a bachelors degree in acoustic design for jet engines, it's called "paying attention to detail." Besides, you're using speakers. Use a pair of goddamned headphones like the rest of us.

[djo909]

@MrFreemaan i hate to burst your bubble but i do pay attention to detail..ITS CALLED PANNING that's it! I used my Pioneer Hdj 2000's, its just panning effin retard

[MrFreemaan]

@djo909 If we're going to degrade to name calling: It ain't panning you fucking moron. LISTEN. PUT ON A PAIR OF HEADPHONES AND FUCKING LISTEN. For Christ-sake, all of you so-called 'audio-experts' are the same.

[djo909]

@MrFreemaan Im an Audio guy for a reason 0.o, if you knew anything about audio then you would be agreeing with me, but since your not, your just making yourself sound completely retarded

[MrFreemaan]

@djo909 You claim to be one, but you seem to be refusing to listen closely, or wear a pair of headphones for that matter. Either your hearing sucks so bad that you can't hear the plainly-obvious echos or you're a stubborn dolt like the rest of the YouTube community.

[djo909]

@MrFreemaan Ok wow! you are retarded...just because their is a little reverb added on the fucking soundwave of the matchbox that is being panned...There is a plugin that automatically adds reverb when your panning...smart one

[MrFreemaan]

@djo909 I think you know I'm right. There is no reverb plugin in any of my libraries that has room-shaping qualities to it. Audacity, Image-Line, nor StudioOne have anything like that. You act as if setting up a dual-channel recording is incredibly hard using a foam head. Go pick up a goddamned physics book and read it until you understand "Reflection, Refraction, and Reverberation".

[djo909]

@MrFreemaan Well In my Waves Plugins and My Soundtoys Plugins there is....so it doesn't matter if you don't have it, wether or not you can get it. You get super defensive over a simple ass recording that you say, there is no Panning. If there isn't any panning, Please explain to me what it is so you can finally put me in my place!

[MrFreemaan]

@djo909 It does matter! I do audio remastering for a reason! This isn't some panning plugin you idiot. If you're so flippin' savvy, go make your own recording, and upload it.

[djo909]

@MrFreemaan wow all of sudden you remaster, i have the plugin you, so your an Idiot, it came with Waves...and btw, I produce, and do sound for movies...you should do your research and maybe you'll eventually find the plugin...

[joshuaray32]

it sounds like your jacking off with sandpaper.. ouch

[Dreamheal]

@joshuaray32 I really should wait until AFTER the video to read comments.

[RIPPCalarius]

@Dreamheal Don`t, you risk being the victim of a screamer...

[cins0n]

binaural... i like it :)

[TheShanrickShow00]

i thought it was gonna be cool or scary or something yeah it wasnt. the only good part was when he left cuz tht part sounded real

[crystalbeaumont3]

what the fuccckk, my ears are hot ...

[zZHighwayToHellZz]

@crystalbeaumont3 mine too! Wtf!

[KieraM233]

i this guy shakes a matchbox in my ducking ear one more time i may kick his carrot !

[omgheispoopeww]

anyone else feel the heat as it lit?

[TheOneAndOnlyMe92]

@omgheispoopeww I did! It's freaking cold in my room but when the second matchstick lit up a sudden light heatwave came across me haha.

[powershot082296]

it may not be as good as the barber shop... but its pretty fucking amazing.

[Lelz4Ever]

WHY is the guy shaking the matchbox around my head??!! Its really freaking me out

[TheImpressionable]

@Lelz4Ever hes not really, its an illusion

[BCMN123]

barber shop is soo much better.

[wtfisyoutub]

Thumbs up if u opened ur eyes ujust to make sure there was noone else in the room

[eliboom1]

i liked the part when he shook the matchbox

[LimeyBitch]

when you walked around in front of me it tickled my forehead xD

[forrestshrt]

i farted right before so i smelled something burning!

[mynameisjayray7]

304 people have crappy headphones

[paulmul1995]

The barber shop is better.

[supernerd1103]

Shaky shaky....

[arsenalfcfan35]

idk about you guys, but my penis doesn't sound like that when I jack off...

[Missmotylek2]

virtual barber shop is way better

[ilovemymac123]

virtual barber shop is better



[nonamefour]

not bad - SAW A CHRISTMAS ONE: youtube.com/ purethoughtmedia which is pretty good for Christmas!...would love to see more of these type of things on Youtube!

[PINKPEANUT91]

QUIT JERKIN OFF IN MAH EAR! D:<

[cpgenialixgames]

i think this video sucks

[livepunx]

this sucks

[chrisig0]

Lol

[MusicAdd4ever]

@FlavoredDuchess LOL the same here!