octopus steals my video camera and swims off with it (while it's Recording)

[corvuscruenta]

Klepto Octo!

[chromesphere]

that sneaky bastard

[MyDeadPanda]

It's so derpy

[MrDrBastard]

i need dis

[timmafee0]

it looks like if ur strapped the go pro to ur knob before u had sex

[Glandorray]

XD this is hilarious, thinking of what it's syaing.

"No flash PHOTOGRAPHY!" *Snatch*

Now imagine that in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice

[Loonyloonylovegoods]

@Glandorray I am imagining it in a Don Hertzfield's Dimension video. XD "No smoking, and no flash photography."

[FafnirWarrior76]

he must of been on the south side of the ocean projects.....them dam gangster octopus guys would never learn til they get arrested.

[zimmawoman]

that was so awesome! i think it's great how you didn't completely freak out and kill it or something, and ended up just taking it for a ride with your speargun haha. this must have been an incredible experience!

[EddieSris]

I think you stabbed it.

[DeNile1234]

bad squishy :p

[LUL1990]

Haha I love this video

[CxSteamPunKxD]

Troll octopus FTW!

[PERSIAIOS]

This video made me smile

[niclasbech]

they are wonderfully intelligent creatures to dive with, they also seem curious when they reach a size where they dont feel immediately threatened by you.

i am so envious as a diver of what looks to be a hilarious wildlife encounter, happy to see someone apreciate the moment and not panic completely.

[Sassythekitty]

HE STOLE MY CAMERA now how do i get it back !?!

[Sassythekitty]

MY CAMERA

[DarkHarpuia]

Man, I love octopi. Those guys are smart as hell.

[kharif01]

That was awesome! And I agree with the other person, the music went perfect. I can't believe you went after it like it was just some little kid that took your toy... that's the part I find hysterical. I would have been like, you can have it. Have you never seen the beak on one of those things?!? Cool video :)

[jrcgarry]

Lovely, what a strange and wonderful encounter - thank you!

[XxTonguexX]

thats the mostaction that oct. got all day :)

[SwagZillaaa]

God they are such fucking terrifying looking creatures

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

lol, thief octopus is a thief!

[peypeyneekin]

maybe there is some secret thing down there that sea creatures can talk or somethin and he didnt want ppl to find out

[journey344]

glad you were'nt hurt, and you got ya camera back.

[journey344]

guess he means business when he says no poparazzi!!!!!!!!!!!! roflllllllllllllll

[MultiMonster69]

Awesome footage and the octopus's head looks like a ball sack

[EngineeringWizard11]

What a unique and funny experience! That must have been something, realizing you're probably the first & only person to get mugged underwater by an fish!

[darkheart24ful]

a man and his octopus

[mrshank78]

OCTODAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD- chef

[Thepuppydog223]

perfect second song epic! XD

[SpinningAxis122]

How adorable 0u0

What a friendly and silly thing~

I like how you played along with his childish antics,very entertaining and funny video!

[chrisdamage83]

just a question, how did u manage to get him off your spear gun? or did u just let him have it?

[TalonBoiii]

monkeys of the sea

[Draize]

I just love the respect he had for the octopus. Thank you.

[xYeaBuddyx]

what a day

[AltonJB1984]

See? Even Octopus don't like Paparazzi

[lhooq21]

Wonderful!

[greenelephant15]

Soooooo cute

[jhustlah08]

the octopus was like: hey man. im really having fun playing with you . let's go to the world beyon the deep.

man: if only i have gills to breath under water. ill go with you and never comeback in this dirty surface forever

[capriciousmarine]

Haha! Ur camera got stolen by a octopus FAIL!

[MsNaniiXD]

wait, how'd you get this film then

[ilovejoejonas167]

OHMYGOD.

Makes me wanna get a pet octopus. xD

[Frost4k]

poor octopus

[zombie445hehe]

lololol

[zombie445hehe]

fucking discovery channels secret cameraman

[ah1998]

Rad!

[evilpika7]

Octopi can see different types of light than humans. Certain types of crustaceans have patterns on their shells visible in this light for display purposes, and are also an octopus's main prey. Maybe something in the metallic blue casing of the camera reflects light the same way?

[slaytallimaiden]

Seems like you have a new friend :D

Hahaha

[lauriasdx33]

Fuckin' discovery channel -_-

[GordonFreemanLova]

That was amazing.

[Elmo187]

0:33 Intro of darkness, then redness, then whiteness.

[j3sskuh789]

Awesome!

[ObnoxiousCaterer]

He probably went to go sell it at the pawn shop in Atlantis.

[rikico3]

@ObnoxiousCaterer HA!

[bhav1110]

@ObnoxiousCaterer That is the funniest thing I've heard in here in ages! :D

[DarkScarlettVixen]

Beautiful octopus....and it's huge!

[vvvvvalentine]

im high and this is so funny

[groningerINdeventer]

2:13 look the singing came from the octopus

[tyler541961]

did the octopus get hurt

[Aoimizu2010]

LOL That sneaky octopus has sticky tentacles. 

[BeynenHater]

OMG! THIS MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rayray66]

wow this octopus must be named tyrone or something (get it cus black ppl steal stuff hahahahaha) niggaoctopus LMAO

[juliarox1118]

@rayray66 LOL NIGGAPUS .

[profit127]

Fucking squidward always trying to steal the spotlight !!

[skillethead15]

@profit127 Squidward is a squid dumbass

[profit127]

What a sticky handed thieving stable boy. It's like an incan step child or some charlie from fmj what a fucking dick, he didnt even bring any asian girls with him!!

[Maxranked]

haha 2:13 hes like "thanks bro!"

[jsav1543]

ok im totally high.. and that was about the trippiest video. the colors and music and how the camera was focusing was almost artistic.

#smokes out of opctopus pipe

[JuliusRayX]

@jsav1543 im glad im not the only one who is in a state of mind that you were when you saw this video

[MrMaxhtic10]

2:14 " :D "  LOL

[theawesomekickassman]

Squidward let go of my speargun!

[freetreeonme]

Even octopus dont like poparazi

[MrExperimentable]

I've seen a lot of hentai to see where this was going...

[FunnyMissteapot]

........

[jonfred4]

he wanna have sex with the cam

[Katinaorcalover123]

Awwww :) he probably was thinking "I wanna be part of the movie too!!!" so he took the camera , swam away and soon enough.....this video was all about him!!! :)

[Shuzanne]

ROFLMFAO! That's helluh cute hehe XD

[flowersbemahlife]

hahah fwends fowevur.

[believeinhope99]

gross

[thefreshprincess243]

You're brave I would have left the camera!

[wx200productionzZ]

thumbs up if u thought that the octopus had a smiley face!

[carcinogen20]

it then wraps it's arms around my spear, which exposes the camera

[coolchillrock]

If I met an octupus, we'd be the best friends ever!

[wumblemumbleiscute]

it looks like a grandpa eating in 2:18

[TheWww420]

scubba diver: HELP!!!!!!! im being mugged 

[keke100x]

omg creepy nast tenuqules

[carroll9legend]

did it eat u?

[CloudPulse]

This octopus suffers from kleptomania

[scpuppydog]

this is why i love octopus <3

[1Chivista3]

You should of sent squirtle out there... or garydose.! No i didnt spell it right so what !

[Brafelo]

Mr. Octopus use Stealth the camera!

[sk8tr65]

i dont have any feeling in my pinky....

[Fingerpuppetts]

This is truely amazing!

[Jadiepoohification]

I LOVE THT TROLLOPUS

[kittylactose]

Trollopus

[IceColdShine]

the octopus was just trolling the whole time

[TropicalConfederate]

The is the first video I've ever watched filmed by an octopus.

[kutjesse]

that octopus is a real asshole

[MrDubtard]

That octopus is a horrible cameraman.

[Tlangey]

Somebody has a new best friend

[piratesgurl713]

that is one persistent little bugger hehe

[sapphiregolden22]

that would be such an epic fb status. "trying to get my camera back from an octopus robber"

[derienme]

Wasn't there an octopus which climbed out of it's tank and crossed the room to steal toys from some other creatures (dolphins, maybe?) and took them back to it's own tank and hid them, for several days at least? I can't find the article, now, but I remember hearing about it.

[fuop10]

@derienme Ya that was in the seatle aqauruim I was there while they were trying to figure out who was stealing there tropical fish (the tank happened to be next to the octopus tank)

[thormx238]

fuck that id let the mother fucker have it, id be otta the fucking water as soon as a seen it!

[Breakfastwithmontell]

The octopus is responding the acta.

[DontHateMe6]

octopus's are soo cute and beautiful!

[r4yD4r]

Dude. You won't believe how depressed I was before watching this!

But now I feel like a Million Bucks! :)

Thank you so much! :D

[AlvoTV]

thats what you get for being in the ghetto side of the reef

[sukinorules]

This song is funny, because if this happened to me, I know "Octopus I love you" would be the last thing I'd say while chasing it for my camera.

[fuop10]

You are so lucky to have an amazing experance like this. Im just in the U.S.A in oregon were the waters to cold for them. D=

[skeilak]

@fuop10

Good news! The waters off Oregon are NOT too cold for the many species of Pacific octopi.

In fact, many people fish for them, off the Alaska coast. (They're quite tasty, I'm told.)

So, with a bit of effort on your part, you could indeed have your own octopus encounter.

[fuop10]

@skeilak Oh, maybe I will see an octopus if I ever force myself into that freezing water but untill then I always have Aquarium.

[skeilak]

@fuop10

Well, yeah... That "effort" I mentioned, would involve a couple of years serious training in cold water diving, along with spending many thousands of dollars.

The Aquarium might be the better way to go, all things considered.

[InkWineOilGlass]

What a stunning creature. That must have been an amazing experience.

[wolevet97]

You should've taken it onto the boat/shore and had him for dinner that night! Mmmmm! Sushi!

[spokismyfriend]

that octopus was having the time of its life

[kodyman20]

1:55 nope the octopus uploaded it for you

[Madawgison]

AWWWWWWW

[aizy620]

the octopus is trying to eat it!!!

[Hyokenseisou]

"It went straight for the camera then darted away as soon as he had it"

That's because it was thinking: "Shiny... MINE! YOINK!"

Then you gave him a bigger object to steal, smart!

"THAT'S MINE TOO! WHHEEE CAR er... SPEAR GUN RIDE!"

[KewlcatUshaa]

Hahahahahaha, this is the reason why I love YouTube, that's so cuuuuute. & must of been really exciting!

[HaydnM35]

Bitch please, no photos. Please. NO PHOTOS! Alright that's it, NOMNOMNOMOMOM

[idgonemad]

That octopus didn't get with a single Asian chick the whole time, what a rip.

[SebastianVeroAmore]

And then it went on a killing rampage.

[AlyssaFgt]

Theres so much crime in the ocean!

[creature1018]

thats funny and cute

[MrGettofabulous]

what an asshole octopus.

[jacintalove78]

awe! so cute!! thanks for sharing, that was awesome :) dont listen to all the negative nellies on here-theyre jealous cuz they have no life....or story to share.

[AnaraneSeragone]

I laughed so hard I was crying! Omg! How many people can say that they were mugged by an octopus & then went on a date! I hope s/he bought you a drink after all that? :)

[vagtastical]

LMFAO 

[Setostrife]

fake

[iHollisterGirl]

@Setostrife how the hell do u consider this fake?!?!?!? just like in the top comment............... TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL U MAD?!?!

[Chickencrazy2000]

you made a friend!!!

[MrLammz]

That's a beauty octopus!

[Megzyx1998]

THIEF!

[dragonwolph]

that is one grabby octopus!

[smokeweederrday32]

Ha Niceee!

[anotherfilipinogirl]

He's really an agent for The Little Mermaid. That's how Ariel actually gets all of her treasures.

[ourobourous2000]

Octopus holding camersa "Mine, Mine, Mine........"

[RacheeROFL]

niggerpus lolol

[jaylo2003]

I would of made it my food for stealing a camera.

[rostifer28]

geeze! why are octopuses such a*holes!?

[DJZephyr]

HA! The song goes 'brand new submarine' as you take him for a ride. Awesome vid!

[TypesEvilAspieEyes]

Ay octopus !! Do you know how to use a video camera ?? Create a YouTube account and post a video message, LOL

[totodile47]

@2:16 its ear thing is singing!

[orlendatube]

@totodile47 i think thats a gill...or the octopus equvilent...

[kamekasiguy]

how did you even catsh the octopus????.

[GrandFishingST]

Charming and beautiful octopus. In my mind you can see his brothers octopus, most much bigger than him. Greetings to all.

[jmanzano17]

Why didn't he just went to the surface and shook the spear up in the air?? Everybody knows they are more vulnerable without water!

[orlendatube]

@jmanzano17 i dont think he was in that much of a hurry to get rid of him! plus, that octopus looks like its be pretty heavy out of water....and if teh surface is above this guys head, stickingt the gun up would prob just sink him down....

[BlainTrain1993]

Must have been one of those African American octopuses, known for theft of items.

[MrLammz]

@BlainTrain1993 You sir are a piece of human garbage.

[eartaker]

Octopus with ADD... OOH SHINY!

[orlendatube]

@eartaker ROFL!

[321yaneth]

Ha ha ha! He took him for a swim!

[321yaneth]

Omg! So awesome!

[Hieifireshadow]

Wow! How amazing. That must have been fun. xD

[ainekification]

The octopus will tell stories about the time he jacked a humans camera and was chased around.

[spartan1010101]

Octopus: TOUCH!

Guy: Don't Touch

Octopus:*Snatch Camera* TOUCH TOUCH!

Guy:Don't Touch!!!*spear gun*

Octopus: *grab gun* TOUUUUCHHHHH!!!!!

Guy: Do I have to follow you everywhere?

[orlendatube]

@spartan1010101 wow-awesome dialogue! i think you really capture the octopuses personality!

[iHollisterGirl]

did u get the spear gun back....

[Peacegirl82323]

i would have fuckin peed in my pants holy shit

[Pomeranian1010]

At 1:45 it says "I want to poo" Thumbs up if u hear it

[Oiltuber]

Cthulhu want self-portrait

[hypnotic26]

This made me smiiiile:) Plus I just Love the colors on that gorgeous octopus,

[lemonlovestea]

this is like a great movie!!!

[nytwings]

Pretty thing - and they're SO smart!

[metalElvalover]

That octopus was legitimately playing with you. That's awesome.

[zickstick]

nice video. I really enjoyed it! I was wondering if you were scuba diving or free diving?

[gryffindore7]

so cool

[ultralowtuba007]

"...he then pulled the trigger, harpooning my leg." lol

[JediDragonRider12]

Awesome...

[Zairthos]

It's a Cleptopus

[superwhiz88]

he is like an home boys from ghetto, grep your camera and run lol ..

[breathesoccerxoxo]

interesting choice of music...