Schmucks of War: Episode 2

[ThepredatorXx1]

stole vid

[TheMoukis]

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[1bigbottom]

@TheMoukis

screw you

[TheMoukis]

@1bigbottom get a life fag

[1bigbottom]

@TheMoukis

no u

[TheMoukis]

@1bigbottom up yours fag...

[1bigbottom]

@TheMoukis

quiet fag

[TheMoukis]

@1bigbottom shut up fag...

[1bigbottom]

@TheMoukis

do all of ur insults end in fag

[TheMoukis]

@1bigbottom That's right fag...

[1bigbottom]

@TheMoukis

omg dont reply until u have better insults.........fag

[TheMoukis]

@1bigbottom You too fag....

[1bigbottom]

@TheMoukis

stfu already plz

[TheMoukis]

@1bigbottom ok fag...

[RoosterReaper]

this was pretty good compared to the rest of the other voied video game videos i've seen

[joey3694]

buddy got his ass stomped to death XD! 0:32, Got fucked up lmao. and 1:17, TOWN STOMPED!!!!!!!

[joey3694]

buddy got his ass stomped to death XD

[1333Metalhead3331]

"remember how that guy used to touch me, and you used to take pictures!" LMAO

[ExhumeToConsumex]

Are the characters supposed to be gay?

[Happyemoguy]

voices are.......ggggaaaayyyyy, the voice for the locusts are fine, but the humans suck, sorry guys

[Happyemoguy]

voices are.......ggggaaaayyyyy

[roko1027]

Voices are really gay

[tallboymundo]

NICE JOB!

[lavajava322]

one of the gayest videos ive ever seen

[soraimps]

futurama much?

[ClassicRockFan1220]

This shit is madddddd gayyyyy.

[LoverChunky53]

@ClassicRockFan1220 no its awesome how dare u

[gloryuzz]

fddggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­ggtrsusrts

[kneenobla]

cool

[TheDJSTALKER]

ahahahahahhahahahha ha h hahaahahahhahahahahahahahahaha­hahhahahhahahahah H!HH~H~HHH!H!H!HHahahhHH!H!H!!­H!H!H!H!H!H!HH!H!H SHIT MAN You are the best!!!!a AAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAahahahahahahah­..........!!!

[sasuskefan01]

gggggggggggggggggggooooooooood­ddddddddddddd dammit. i thought this was a leminade stand. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO­OOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[nphproductions4]

Take me jesus

[GrayKnight3445]

Jesus: anal or oral?

[RenoTurk]

Voice acting is rubbish. What are you guys eleven?

[Shotgun117]

Listen you fuckin' twat!!!!! I don't think you fucking know who your insulting! Nick mother fucking Deperto. Who did a way better job then you'll ever do on a video. Let me guess, your a Digitalnoob fan? Or a Fred fan, listen kid if your going to watch something like that you mine as well kill yourself cause your not helping the human race at all by waking up in the morning.

[RenoTurk]

Who the bloody hell is Digitalnoob or Fred?

[Shotgun117]

You guys need to calm down. "DigitalPh33r said Gears of War Machinima can't happen so it must be true" Can you not make a choice for yourself? DigitQueer as I like to call him has some serious issues. He thinks he is the best Machinima maker on the face of the Earth. No he has the crappiest Machinima on the face of the Earth. Duex ex Machina I laugh at, Arby 'n' Chief I yawn at it's not funny at all. Everyone says this movie sucks but I believe the maker of this has 1000 Subscribers. Do you? No

[gameplaya117]

I AM COMING MY LORD

[Smoogers123456789]

darthan u suk dik

[maniacboyz7]

funny but bad voices..

actually the voices made them sound gay..

lol xD 4/5

[1117sasuke1117]

SLICSfootbaby you retard it's digitalph33r you fucking retard this is the only good gears machinima

[MustardVideos]

This is pretty sweet!

[PopulationNone]

i kept watching and was like..whens it gonna get good, whens it gonna be funny. the funny never came. i blame terrible voice acting.

[darthan2009]

They sound gay!

[RosieKR]

only funny part was the beat down at the beginning. it had promise but fell off a cliff after 1:17.

[SoaringLotus]

WOW 1:17

[SoerLegacyy]

YEAHHH atreyu nikka nce vid

[KELVIN6208]

goddddddd dammit

[XHamerofdawnX]

Nice

[XHamerofdawnX]

Ni ce intersting

[KELVIN6208]

take me jesus ahh swwet jesus

[KELVIN6208]

no i swear i did it douchbag and if i'm lying may lightning strike me dead boop boop boop beep boom

[zshattuck]

dude this was pretty damn funny some slow parts but overall well done 5 stars!

[R44955]

that was funny as hell and did u get gears of war 2

[HydrolicHoover]

This is GOW1 not 2

[SLICSfootbaby]

As Digital F333 put it: Hey Marcus, let's go kill some Locust cause that's all we can do with this gay fucking movie!

[Easton2411]

weres part 1?

[Bigshotpball]

The only funny part was at the beginning when he runs into the locust and they kill him

[poraignm]

this is just sad

[bocaj1993]

what a load of bullshit... S: twas turned off after a total of 19 seconds

[assassfaceassass]

this video is gay as fuck and it all sounds like the same guy did all the voices and he sounds like a 15 year old dink

[bs7047]

i know and it isn't funny

[DUKEB0YO1]

go 2 hell!

[IIKiboshII]

This thing is more anoying than funny.

[cindybeckner]

i cant find episode 1

[xixBorn2Ripxix]

lmao I melted a version with it

[PredatorKillsAlien]

It's virgin, not version.

[Rh3niUm64]

nm im sorry but this is truly a bad machinima..srlsy get funnier people and the voices are annoying..this shit aint funny

[Rh3niUm64]

it wuld be good but the voices are horrible

[Senser32GBZ]

lol.

[ampm91192]

awsome video :D

[lowtalkerr]

"i melted a virgin with it" lol

[yumstoner1]

finally a gears of war machinima that does not suck :>

[hiphopagent145]

take me jesus lol

[dresdan22]

sorry dude but get some fucking good voice acting

[muddyness]

nobody fucking cares dude, at least nobody that matters.

[dresdan22]

caint find episode 1....

[djbutipower]

it's on the creators website

[BlackCoalGuitar]

OMFG!!! its JEEESUUUUZZZZ!!!!... (guy explodes) "sweet jesus"

[Reckl3ssSoldi3r]

funny he got jumped by locust nice machinima..

[GracieVang]

lol funny but the voices could be better

[geraljosh]

could have been better but its worth watching

[ImmutablePaper]

"Guys I'm going to get a hammer of dawn disabler, because I think the locust have our hammer of dawn." LOL good job

[speck213]

nice

[PHYCOproductions]

voice acting fucking sucks

[burningcorps]

at the begining "ow my god were burning alive lol from Tommy boy staring Chris Farley and David Spade:)

[C0LL4T3RAL]

lmfao a portable toaster

[Wyvern108]

learn to do voice acting

[uwmbigb]

make more gears ones, and make them better

[Vegas2king]

Whats the song name????

I cant remember :(

[XtrNex]

Atreyu - Right side of the bed

[Vegas2king]

Thanks man

[bumassbumass]

this is awesome its like cogs war execept this is a comedy

[gamper33]

that was funny

[eykisekoway]

....

wtf was this shit?

the jesus part made me smile , sure.. but .. this shit was so lame and dry..

[carloscuba89]

Ya it was done well but most of the voices didn't mach the character.

You need deeper voices for the Lucost and some for the COGs..

Also Most of the jokes where not funny, but it was good to see some one doing a Machinima on Gears of War that was well played out.

[ENEMYiAM]

Yeah dude you need more voices.

[rocwiler0]

digital ph33r said gears of war machinima sucks guess he was wrong

[Precersor]

meh......needs better voices.....but other than that it was pretty good, i did really like the Jesus part though

[kingdickie117lord]

and wheres episode 1?

[kingdickie117lord]

how can there mouths move?

[xchriscrossed]

If anyone has played Dawn of War, they'd know that the one Jesus dude sounds like a cultist from the Chaos.

[linebacker442]

fagits

[aznxcloudd]

umm okay, this video isn't good at all. I like gears of war, but this video is totally ruining it. The voice actors suck; It sounds like they were falling asleep when recording the voices. I appreciate someone making a gears machinima, I just wish this thing actually felt like the game. And it doesnt. Not much actually fighting and gore of the game and it totally ruins the fun.

Try harder next time.

[Johnny12637263872368]

ppl sayin this sux cause they cant make a good scene and movie in GOW this rox ppl r just jealous

[GrimBusiness]

this suks major ass i watched this in hopes of actually seeing one good gears of war machinima. and the voices.... bullshit

[djax4mvp]

this movie sucks balls.

[ImBored1003]

lol you spelled Schmucks wrong! =)

[ConRankEliteJonin]

its not plasma its imulshion

[slicemin]

This may have been better if the voice actors didnt all sounds like there 14 years old or less.Kinda takes away from the experince.

[Riles07]

awful sense of humor, if I could give this vid negative stars I would

[ImBored1003]

I would like to see you do better! =(

[usmcranger2]

this is gay use diff voices in the begginng

[triblent]

good job its really hard to make a GOW machinima nice

[drake4321]

take me jesus LuLz

[aryanofrawle]

it sees u have a capture card and other things to make a good machinima

but use halo and then ill watch ur videos and post good comments

[7ych0]

wow, that's really a good basis for ratings.

[aryanofrawle]

RvB is the best video game series of all time no matter what u say.

this is an embarrassment

[ImBored1003]

Its extremely hard to make a gears of war machinima, give them some credit.

[blacksparrowhawk8]

digital ph33r sed tht they only have 1 angle tho this isnt soo it better than watever he sed all he does is make halo 3 shit so he doesnt know shit and this proves it

[GorillaBorg]

The GAMEPLAY has only one angle, shit-for-brains.

[blacksparrowhawk8]

asshole i was just making a point y u have to go insulting me

[GorillaBorg]

Alright, I'll bite. Because you decided to bash on a Machinima director who, let's face it, knows a hell of a lot more about it than you or I. Also, because you had to get so goddamn anal about "Oh, this has more than one camera angle, so he has to be wrong." You were just asking for it.

[blacksparrowhawk8]

ok fine but i do like digital ph33r its just i dont like him making fun of gears machinimas he sed they completly suck not just angles he just sed thts the reason, if u have watched his guide to making a machinima

[albertwesker2]

i really dont find this funny

all you did was record the mouth moving and replay it

[xFunguyx]

How do you make them move their mouths?

[fragnard]

u haf to hav a gun with no ammo and if u keap trying to swich to it hill say summthing like i hav no ammo!

and u just take out sound then fill in the audio and u hav a talking locust or cog.

[xFunguyx]

Ty.

[SyPhAx787]

ITS JESUS! lolz

[DrkGreyHawk]

Lame!

[a7xshadows]

ok idk y im defending you, even tough you u commented our videos saying they suck, but yeah Digital Qu33r has a shit load of lil gayboys who have nothing better to do then waste their time searching for videos to badmouth. I'm sorry you too have to suffer the wrath that is most likely from kids who are probably arnt even old enough to buy the games for themselves

........Have a nice day =D

[dealerofgame]

bad scting

[Romerz94]

GAY

[SH00TER76]

Maybe he didnt see this one.

[NHLfan96]

well actually digitalph33r wasnt joking gears of war mahinimas are USUALLY gay

[keelord]

Ya Nick!

[DEADRISINGMANIAC]

dude this is awsome dont listen to the other fags they just listen to whatever digitalph33r says about makn machinimas

[NHLfan96]

ok i do no this is good but i still like digitalph33r

[Dark94Flame]

DigitalPh33r was only making a joke. I can't believe how seriously people are taking it.

[LALALA25]

Dude shut up he meant that he hasn't seen any good Gears Machinima and he was being serious you darkfag

[Dark94Flame]

My god, he's doing what all comedians do, taking the mick out of things. He didn't really mean it. If you think he did then you are either extremely ignorant or stupid.

[Fletcher4815]

wow that was awful

[egganbert]

well ive seen some shit gears machinima's and this one is the only one that has good camera work, however the plot and the voice acting is shit, give your skills to someone with talent in voice acting and shit dumbass

[AnonymousSnack]

are those voices done buy the same person, they sound uber similar

[Deago11]

i meant gears of war not gears 2 lol

[Deago11]

WOOOW seriously.. gears of war 2 is a crappy game for machinimas seriously

[cooldudemikel]

this is gears 1 u mong

[ritcheyz]

This is just bad.

[G34RZ]

When the hell did COGS sound like a little boys?

[Harbinger930417]

i liked that whole coming of jesus and then all of a sudden the COG soldier turned into chunks.

[OwnsAll1410]

get voices that are different. they all sound the same ...................and gay. sorry to say but its true!

[Dinkyinc4]

too bad your voices sounds fucking horrible!!! iv seen some bad ones buts yours top em. way to go fag.

[OwnsAll1410]

u dont even know how i sound u dumb fuck. i probaly sound more of a guy than u. thats why u are talkin shit little kid.

[Dinkyinc4]

yea im a little kid you stupid fuck, how about you read my profile, im fucking 20 and in the military but im a little kid. shows how intelligent you are you stupid fuck

[OwnsAll1410]

lol alright watever lol

[xxdarksoulzxx]

this machinima is a disgrace

[gamingtrailernews]

needs more manly voices i mean 13 years dont sound manly come on get some men

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

How did u get past the third person view that the game restricts you in? Now all you need to do is make the story more engaging.

[stevewoods1024]

Lame you make machinima look crap Cancel this shit. Where the fuck is the story line goig and only to voices is abit obvious... Idiots.

[Danny10GBaby]

awsom

[xobunniexo]

nice series

make the other videos to it on the good old U.S.W. (United States Websight) Machinima

[BuffChub]

nice!

[VenomSilos]

Haha that wasn't too bad.

[Lrdvltr]

DigitalPh33r was right. GOW machinima SUCKS.

[Barcode711]

It CAN be good. It just has to be serious - GOW doesn't have any casual/talking animations.

[yosi12]

so do you

[SILENT7483]

was this done on the pc cus ur making it so u dont see ur character and how do u make it look like there talking

[GeneralNihlus]

I like man

[036JH]

More sound effects are needed, the people who are doing the voice acting need to hit puberty before they start again, and they should never ever use 'Gears of War' as a machinima medium; it's simply not cut out for it.

[zombiekillar]

new voice actin is needed

[stonecutters07]

fuckin gay

[dmanschaumbizzie]

this is some funy shit man, seriously

lemonade!? ARGRGRGAHGAH

[sk8er5000]

gay

[chopperdog66]

LOL

[creepr07]

FUCKING RETARDED!!

[SVBrockz]

ur fuckin retarded. you make a machinima

these guys rock they jus need maor voices

[vEKLIPZv]

WTF is up with the voices

[DahSheed]

I did not laugh once, and yes, not even at the gay guys which I think was supposed to be funny?