Magneto defeated by wooden gun

[LM632]

LOL WOW, he looks like such a retard in this! Why didn't he just flip over the police car? LOL

[EINLANZERVFR]

I thought Magneto can sence the metal and steel... This Magneto looks like stupid.

[Horis573]

hahhahha, throwback Magneto is an ideot.

[TheSuperSmashBrother]

Know what's not made of wood? Police cruisers. Standard-issue pistols. Standard-issue handcuffs. Badges.

Mister Fantastic's communicator on his belt.

[SnDFrostey]

the power of arts and crafts

[TheGunboat]

"That's weird, my powers don't work on that stupid-looking gun that he's not even using. HE'S STOLEN MY POWERS! I'M HELPLESS!!!"

[LosZavion]

OMG Magento are you high? Look at all that FUCKING METAL AROUND YOUR HEAD AND IM DAMN SURE THOSE COP CARS ARENT WOODEN!

[schaag]

shit...this is really bad...

[Triad3Force]

sorry, but this is really sucky dialogue. Im so glad the 90s cartoon did better.

[ozerataoglu]

Control the iron in his blood? Nah, I'll just escape from prison.

[Boomstick898]

...Way to tell the plan that he is in fact not powerless and proceed to let him get handcuffed by metal cuffs, escorted by policed armed in with metal guns, and being seated in a metal car.

[Popcornroman]

That's right, slap the METAL handcuffs and put him in that METAL car.

[JXAChambers]

And in reality the situation would continue on like this. Magneto :"Oh, rather cute trick." *proceeds to lift police cars and officers by their belts, then launches them at Reed Richards.* Way to tell Magneto he still has his powers, it's it's alright, the cops are there.

[Zaeth0710]

The real Magneto wouldn't surrender like a little b***h like that! lol.

[misterkevinoh]

Mr. Fantastic: All right... nobody tell him...

[misterkevinoh]

@misterkevinoh Mister Fantastic: Woops, did it myself. Mah bad.

[darnellcu]

are they really going to put him in a police car? that better be made of wood too

[MrCharrrles]

at this point he takes the guns from the police officers, implodes the police cars and kills everyone around him....

[angelus54321]

thedarkwarriorfdeath. It was Stan Lee that wrote these episodes back in 1978. (Y'know the guy who actually created both Magneto and the Fantastic Four.) Guess he was having a laugh that day!



[MikuMech]

Whether you intend on being an athlete, an executive, or a guy wanting to take over the world, you should always make sure how to tell a real gun apart from what looks like a Dollar Store ray gun with a clown nose glued to it.

[xProgenituSx]

his mind is so badly blown he has lost the will to live.

[tricksterhuaun]

Magneto is too embarassed to return to the Brotherhood, i guess i would it too.

Defeated by a wooden gun? Seriously?

[SaltShakerz93]

OH MY GOD THE CHARACTER DESIGNS ARE SO GAY!!!!!!

[booyah344]

Should've MAGNETIC BLASTED him.

[37DarkHunter]

hope it works in umvc3

[russischbrot]

Gay



[GIR177]

He should've Gravity Squeezed him.

[thedarkwarriorfdeath]

really ? really ? reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? who in the fuck came up with this shit !! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!!!

[1supersoniccontrol]

1:29 R.O.B. 1.0

[MegaJl3]

Yes this kind of things makes me ask myself: ¿What da fuck they were thinking?

[Soddenduck]

apparently Sir Ian McKellen studied this interpretation when preparing for his own take on Magneto. You can really see the influence.

[Pinkie24Pie]

Magneto kinda sounds like Mermaid Man. Sounds about as senile as him, too.

[prathyush47]

THE REAL MAGNETO NEVER GIVE UP

[dennyyoung215]

After telling him this did they not put him in a car and in hand cuffs???? @_@ I can't compute.... O_o

[WaddleDee105]

 1:35 - 1:37 Sick ass car slide on the left!

[shadowfax273k]

Magneto is so retarded in this, lol.

[pyr666]

wow, that was pathetic.

i remember in the x-men series, when faced with a magnet-proof sentinel, his solution was to shoot it to death with screws from a nearby boat.

[DusBeforeDawn2008]

Magento cant handle Mr fantastic's wood

[sadakuno]

was....was this seriously a thing?

[Kaiyaz22]

villains are stupid, they fail during school and become bad guy :)

[ExDragonMaster]

Bad writing vs. Magneto is a 10-0 matchup.

[theIEndYOU]

>Survive Holocaust

>GEt defeated by wooden gun

[biorane]

JACK KIRBY ANAMATION

[DeathofChrono]

Why couldn't Mr. Fantastic punch him in the face?

[cattties5]

0:08 Dat ass -_-

[askjeeves28]

Why didn't he just take the cops guns and shoot everyone?

[Xavieria5]

so slow passed

[Belmont207]

Geez! Take a drink of water Magneto, you sound like a dying man in the desert.

[ChrisBabaganoosh]

Magneto never really returned to his former glory after the stroke.

[MissSlumpdump]

That's some impressive writing right there.

[JakeTF2]

did he not think to throw the cars? :/

[cbmagician]

sooo im pretty sure he could escape now are they gonna use wooden handcuffs or somethin?

[archeafable]

Lol. Mr. Fantastic, trolling over 9000.



[SHEEMBA]

um why dint he just take the cuffs off n be like ''aaaah mudafuckaaas'' lolwtf

[KulKameh]

Looks like Mr. Fantastic's hobby of arts and crafts paid off. Tune in next week to see Mr. Fantastic defeat Galactus with his crochet skills!

[GV511]

this is just plain funny

[TheFallenKnight]

I don't think this could have been more hilarious.

[gnortznitz]

Why does a guy with a PhD in physics call himself Mr. Fantastic?

[burnerthehedgehog]

@gnortznitz he can streatch to immeserable lengths

[Cam3leon]

Wow...Reed Richards is a god now.

[theishjort]

Wait. Why didnt he just kill them all after he got "fooled" ?!?!

[rhar1703]

lol wood

[ArkBowren]

Yes, Magneto, I can't believe this too.

[Cyclopalypsenow]

How disrespectful.

[RocMegamanX]

Wouldn't it be even more hilarious if that wooden gun actually shot?

[Crazywarlockdotcom]

FOOLED YOU!!!! XD

[RyunSharp]

Well the police cars and guns are made of metal.

[GizmoAE86]

Magneto is a idiot! i wouldve throw the cop cars at Richards.

[vamtheanomaly]

2:00 Oh I really have my powers? **grabs cops guns and cars and kills everyone**

[Wade23581]

@vamtheanomaly

No shit. That's exactly what I was thinkiing when I saw this.

This episode was ridiculous. He'd smoke everyone anyway.

[DestroyTheseWalls]

trololololol

[Wordisbonds]

Oh well now that you've tricked me I'll just give up and go quietly. There are no words to describe how greatly this video angers me.

[Wordisbonds]

Who drew this cartoon? It looks fucking horrible!

[Leimex]

Ahhhhmm.....this policemen are sitting in cars

[welcometoskyvalley]

Goddamn cartoons were dense.

[ThaNimiBro]

bring out the water guns!

[ZeZombieKiller]

I would have used my helmet to smash Mr. Fantastic's face or grabbed a satellite

this IS a mockery of Magneto : /

[sec0ndevolution]

Still better than X-Men 3.

[OrangeBandanna]

oh god the voices

the glorious old badass voices

[spikedpsycho]

Any one with a little knowledge of magnetism would know that such fields would still interact with the water in our bodies, that's why MRI machines only go up to 9 Tesla or so. At 16 Tesla a frog in a experimental chamber levitated, so he might still be able to push them away just like how he levitates.

[Banksi]

I guess he was too embarrassed to start chucking cars at niggas after that....

[ChainsawGenie]

Before they knew how to write Magneto... 9_9

Can we say 'rematch'? ^_^

[stripey73]

WITH A WOODEN.........GUNNN

[TheRhuen]

Magneto was having a "senior moment" LoL. I own this episode, best I can tell this takes place before Magneto was turned into a baby and then became a younger adult again but with a better understanding of electromagnetism to inspire him to greater uses for his powers to try out.

But yeah, LoL missing scene: five minutes later, cop cars go flying off. "A wooden fun" yeah but metal cop cars and metal cop guns.

[lordshin]

okay men, now lets take him to our metal van to take him over to jail. good thing we all have our metal revolvers.

[Captnspork]

This makes me think of how Doom lost to Squirrel girl

[Captnspork]

I would have been fine if Mr. Fanastic didn't tell Magneto about the gun, then exlpain how later to the cops. But noooo, he tells him right in his face, the scenes that were not included was the eminent carnage that came from Magneto's rage.

[Uridien]

Well if that's not the definitive portrayal of Magneto, then I don't know what is.

[maximumwangchung]

oh my god... this is so terrible LOL

Reed changes the hand he holds the gun in... the anatomy in the drawings is messed up all the time... rofl so bad.

[hellomoto75]

So much monologuing...this is awful.

[kenshinbattousai374]

Magneto sounds like Mermaid Man. COINCIDENCE?? I THINK NOT.

[Drakodan]

Jesus, this is so fucking shit.

[zoliathan]

Isnt after he finds out that the gun is made of wood the point that he flips out and gets all that metal crap... and just ruins their day?

[bkchimera06]

He beat him with his woody.

[THELASTREDMAGE]

Magneto is Golden age Green lantern.

[ederondotcom]

- Let me explain all the things I can do with that gun you are holding before you try to shoot me!

- Ha! Jokes on you! Its made of wood!

- Oh noes! I am defeated!

And that is what your parents grew up with. No wonder computer is such a hard thing to understand...

[AdrinoKrome]

RI-DI-CULE!!!! xD

[Israelroy]

lousy show..magneto is not that so stupid..

[KlTTYFAT]

Wow... this is soo....corny...

[Rucker1980]

I'm the master of magnetism

Mr. Fantastic: Well I got wood!

[ShinimagisFTW]

this magneto is a bitch. the newer one is beast

[chucknorrisismypal]

Realistic ending:

Magneto: I've lost my powers.

Mr. Fantastic: No you didn't. I just tricked you with a wooden gun.

Magneto: Oh...in that case...

*throws police cars at Mr. Fantastic and the police officers*

Mr. Fantastic: On second thought, maybe I shouldn't have told him that.

Police officer: Ya think?

[XINKAI]

@chucknorrisismypal

Why does this not have more thumbs up

[shrodu]

@chucknorrisismypal That's just what I was wondering.

[Ciczas]

GRAB THE GUN YOU FAGGOT

[notgayguy222]

I tricked you with a wooden gun

oh, ok *hurls police car*

[BADASSMANDO]

The gun switches hands at about the :50 mark.

[TechN9nen9NhceT]

magneto- "fuckin' magnets, how do they work?"

[Artenuga]

This is like anime where they take five minutes to talk about their disbelief

[UltimeciaKnight]

@Artenuga Though, in anime they look good while doing it. The graphics in this scene made me lol so much =P Quite refreshing actually. Looking at too much good graphics gets boring after awhile.

[speedstriker]

We... *asthma* we shall take away their wooden guns!

[MikuMech]

@speedstriker WOODEN BOXES

[speedstriker]

@MikuMech RRRIIIIIICCHHAAAAARRRDSSS!!!

[MANOFGOD9000]

What...the...hell?

[ElongatedVowels]

I'm pretty sure Magneto can do a lot more deadly shit than just make metal float around.

[Leatherbubba]

Mr.Richards, you shouldn't make fun of people with alzheimer's.

[WispierTetrahedrons]

This is seriously the worst dialogue I've ever heard in a cartoon.

[joker14black]

Whoever wrote this crap smoke some major weed in the 70s.

[alphaqryte43]

Haha Magneto is afraid of MR. FANTASTIC'S WOOD!

[mykicks2]

@alphaqryte43 Mr Fantastic's Wood...lol

Hell wouldnt You? lol

[Brighteluden]

lol doesn't make sense since as soon as they put him into their police car or van he'll be able to take control of it with his powers =p

[siloPIRATE]

Just shoot him already!!!

[Merwok]

"A wooden gun... Whaaaat?!"

[ernestezekiel]

he sounds senile- he could've probably wrecked the police cars and what not after he realized he still had powers

[Matt102585]

wtf magneto is having a nervous breakdown

[CharizardVonAwesome]

In Magneto's defense, if I were tricked by a wooden gun I would feel pretty defeated.

[drmaikati]

This is to lame even for kids cartoon



[Tyrantwinds]

lol why do they make magneto seem so...weak...hes badass i tell you BAD ASS!!

[Leatherbubba]

Hmmm. There are certain flaws in this cartoon.

[R8erNation636]

Magneto was beaten by Reed Richards's wood... huhuhuhuhuh...

[CapesandCloaks]

Who ever wrote this cartoon was just plain stupid and obviously knew nothing about Comic Books or Magneto.

[StickYaSelf85]

Uhh.... The cops have plenty of metal guns and metal cars... Lol alzheimers much?...

[Eugenitor]

The wooden gun didn't defeat Magneto.

The Alzheimer's did.

[abysmalmonkey]

the levels of retardation...

[karnovrpg]

I'm pretty sure that gay robot at 1:27 can kick this Magneto's ass.

[tjx7712]

Good News: Magneto's cellmate is Metallo.

Bad News: They would be cellmates for the next 30 years.

He's that slow.

[DDRAlbert]

LOL

[sumofty]

How was this show ever considered "entertaining"?

[Daniel4646]

@sumofty

Well, different times, different mentalities. But you're right - me, for one, wouldn't want to watch THAT kinda crap.

[ChaggyD]

This is a mockery to Magneto

[CPTZK11]

@ChaggyD wow, this is a mockery to magneto, hell just fly and get metal and crush him

[Delroxorz]

@ChaggyD Aye. Magneto was so upset he forgot that cars and the guns that the police have are made of metal. Magneto doesn't get upset like that though.

[dablackgoku13]

Really? The POLICE CARS!

[MinionPoopsYou]

ILL SLOWLY ELABORATE MY PLAN, GIVING YOU AMPLE TIME TO ACT AND DEFEAT ME

[TheKiwiactivist101]

man they really dumbed down magneto in this one sht if he was actually like that in the original x men series he wouldnt of survived a minute and the xmen would of had it easy lmao

[Ericcantona9001]

Am I the only one who would carry like 3 pounds of iron on me at all time if I could use magnetism.

[fodxp]

Yo! Dumbass!! You can still kill them all, you didn't lose your powers. LOL, I love the complete lack of logic and common sense these old superhero cartoons used.

[skiie]

just stop the flow in his blood magneto...

[fodxp]

@skiie There isn't enough iron in the human body to do that. Trust me, I've discussed this endlessly with a Biochem Ph.D. and a fanatic Magneto fan, who both confirmed that there isn't enough iron/metals in the human body to manipulate. That's why Mystique injected the Guard with more iron in the X2 movie.

[skiie]

@fodxp but i bet theres enough to give someone a embarrassing erection. All super heros wear spandex this would be an amazing tatic. also penis.

[fodxp]

@skiie LULZ, Google image search for "Magneto: Not a Hero" for some real Magneto boner hijinks.

[tmccrorey]

@fodxp thats only in certain sagas remember most mutant powers evolve and become alot stronger.

[fodxp]

@tmccrorey True, at certain times Magento's power level allowed him to manipulate localized ambient magnetic fields to create personal wormholes. Magneto's power levels go from almost god like to "OMFGWTF how is that even possible, Galactus or the Eternals can't even do that??!!?!?!?" *using a bit of sarcastic hyperbole there.

[Dakedoom]

i can't believe how pathetic Magneto is here..

[Bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnneh]

Oh Shoot already!

[rebirth2526]

still wacky as always

[lern2live]

Not many guns come in Sky blue...

[Rixxrap]

I love how they have a long drawn out conversation while fighting to the death.

[InuShonen]

is everyone fucking retarded?

[Ofnir6]

>Not using Swaggity Squeeze

Dammit Magneto.

[Tonman3509]

This is why Mr Fantastic wasn't allowed to be in Marvel Vs Capcom 3.

[Hakuru15]

hahahah lmao, magneto being beaten that easily lol and yet the x-men has trouble trying to defeat magneto

[SilverSpark6]

Now slap those metal handcuffs on him, throw him in that metal police car and prepare to place him behind metal bars.

Be sure to keep your metal guns with you just in case.

[Specterish]

Why didn't Magneto just take the metal guns from the police wearing metal badges and metal belt buckles rather than getting into the metal police cars to go to the prison with metal bars?

[ZhadoxFlamez]

Magneto: I surrender! I give up! I'll give anything... ANYTHING!

Reed: Really?

Magneto: No.

*uses Gravity Squeeze*

[Sungetsu15]

Magneto could have yank that signal belt off of Reed Richards, hurl a police car in the air, or steal an officer's tazer, gun, baton, handcuffs, or even a badge. A truely evil Magneto would never surrender that easily and believe his mutant abilities are lost. He is too prideful of his mutant nature.

He could've pretend to surrender and then as the police arrive, he would escape.

[stopsignpeep]

Mindgames.

[ViolinSnowKid2]

>Implying Magneto can't destroy the handcuffs.

[Chaotix641]

No curleh mustache, no power.

[SillzDragun]

"He tricked me...with a wooden gun..." Oh wait, these handcuffs are metal right? and so are your guns and that police car?

See where this is going?

[Arnulfosince1989]

-___________-

[1shaughness2]

The wooden gun deserves to be a meme

[superdahoho]

"did you hear magneto beat superman's ass"

"how?"

"because he's the man of steel"

[Avatarbatlemecha]

well magneto can always break out and have his revenge lol

[ImStraiz]

why not destroy the handcuffs and lift the police cars or something?

[SilverDragonXXVIII]

Magnetism only affects three elements: iron, nickel, and cobalt. A gun made of, say, titanium or aluminum would be completely immune to his powers, with the added benefit of still functioning.