I never dated because I was only interested in my music (until I made the first cut for Ruben Studdard & I didn't like that people I didnt know kept approaching me and I knew then I value my privacy!) My husband is the only one I ever been with & dated :) Lisa reminds me of myself so much because she is goofy like me. I had a few people watch her & they said she reminds them of me. I have a video of me being goofty at church but not on purpose. if u type in Kraizeegurl n click on mentorship :)
lol My mother does that with her gum too, when she's done chewing it or the phone rings she will take it out of her mouth and put it on her laptop..lol and then when she gets up to go to the kitchen she throws it away...lol Just seeing her do that, and your reaction Iman was like watching my mother and stepfather...lol too funny :o) I love you guys
I had dated this one guy before I met my fiance and we were at the movies. We were watching new moon and Taylor Launter was on he screen shirtless and my boyfriend at the time looks at me and says what do you think of him? I look at him and I am like you mean about his acting right? He was like no I mean his looks I think he is well built. I finished the date took him home and we never spoke or saw each other again.
Well... i was set up on a blind date with my older cousin's boyfriends brother. And they said he liked me for a long time, y so i went along with my cousin on a double date. So he was nice, he was talking about how my shoes are nice (they were open toe), met with him couple times after, one day he asked me to come over, i did, he pulled shoes out of his closet and asked me to put them on, he snapped a pic of my feet in the open toe shoes, He hung it up on his laptop screen -_- never again
My worst date.... I started talking to this dude and he kept saying how he wanted to take me out when he got paid. I used to work at the mall in front of Build-A-Bear and he thought I wanted one. So we went on our date, he took me to b.a.b and when he went to pay for the bear it was more than he thought it was gonna be so he got mad. After build a bear we went to the movies which was right across the parking lot, so we're walking and hes on the phone talking about how the bear was so expensive
and whatnot. When he got to the theater he was still mad and for the first part of the movie he was sulking and pouting, all this foolishness. He calmed down later but yea. That was it. Oh and then when I told him I didnt wanna talk to him anymore, he wanted the bear back lol.
@agent1up - whats wrong with that? a lot of couples talk about past relationships that were just messed up, or were funny, or were just stupid. My husband and I do that too. I think once you have been together long enough and feel comfortable around each other thats what couples do. they talk about their lives before that person was in it, for one it makes us all appreciate what we have now, I can tell you that..lol
@vegetaaa100 - ugh that bugs me when people say that.. first of all it just sounds dumb... " I think that girls pretty. No homo" Thats not even proper english, second of all even if that dude said that I would have still thought he was after a comment like that. lol
I'm a guy, I'm certianly not gay or Bi and I can honestly admit if another guy is good looking, be it a nice body or good personality. People aren't blind. if you can't admit that someone else has it going on then that just goes to show that you're insecure about it and would probably make you gay for sure if you have to keep it a secret.
If thats what it means to be gay then I guess I'm a raging homosexual even though I'm not in any way attracted to other men.
@rustyburger lol there is a difference between saying that a guy is good looking if your a guy or saying that a girl is pretty if your a girl, but it's a total other thing to say : If I were a girl I'd sleep with Bruce Willis in a second" lol seriously now..
seriously i keep coming to watch this video because of the very end "you every ever seen a video where someone is staring like this the whole time" hahahahaha 8:44
Aight I had a situation where, my brother's GF brought her friend with her to my house. The girl went up to my room. She started talking about her past. She brought up her old BF and how her cousin and him got caught getting it in by her. She said she stabbed him and broke her cousins leg after kicking her ass. Long story short. She told me she was digging me and wanted me to move in with her after only knowing her for 3 hours. She told me she loved me and that was the last time I saw her.
OMG u two have quite some stories. Iman... that would have super freaked me out. I can't say I have many dating stories, I've been with 2 guys only since I was 14. I'm like a long term relationship junkie or sumthin. LOL U 2 make me giggle so much. Loved the outtakes!
I wonder if the girl at the drive-in was really digging you dude. If I wanted to make sure a guy never called me again, I'd tell them my crazy ex-boyfriend was gonna kill or otherwise maim them too.
@Kilshiara - either that, or she was testing him, to see if he would stay... girls play some weird ass head games unfortunatly.. gives us good ones a bad name :o)
To make a long story short... I had a boyfriend for 9 months. The last 3 months I got random phone calls at all hours with nothing but breathing in the background. I told my boyfriend about it and he said he would take me to change my number. Well it turns out that he was the one calling me the whole time... YIKES!!! When I pressured him for answers he said it gave him an adrenaline rush. Needles to say, we never spoke again and I moved across town. THE END
Once a former boyfriend came out of his work as an assistant manager for a restaurant with a confused look on his face. When I asked what was up, he answered that he was surprised he got his paper back from the fax machine. I laughed, thinking he was joking but he was serious. That relationship ended VERY quickly.
@Pam4Rob not if you knew the guy. Not being able to figure out a fax machine was only one of his downfalls. Plus, I prefer intelligence in men. He was good looking, but had the brains of drug addicted monkey.
was australia day, jan 26 97'...our plans were dinner and then a beach party as it was summer time...he picked me up in his z3 roadster, we stopped off at a drive-thru liquor store and bought me a wilted bunch of flowers that he pulled from a bucket of water at the counter and sat it on my dress...2nd stop was burger king which he made me pay half for and asked me if i could not order meat on my burger as he was vegetarian??..we got to the beach where we hung out with 11 of his friends all night
There were so many other ways Lisa's story with that first guy could've ENDED! I was on edge. I also have a friend who was involved -- oh so briefly-- with a mob guy.
My worst experience was when the guy I was dating said he was going away for the weekend for his brother's wedding, I gave him a call while he was away & he didn't answer. I left a message & hours later I received a call from his GIRLFRIEND telling me to stop calling him. When I finally got a hold of him he denied every moment we spent together & acted like I was some crazy stalker!
My story was when I decided to make a move on a girl I've been trying to talk to. We're hungry and decided to take it from there. Well it went horribly wrong from the start because she wouldn't stop talking about her ex-boyfriend. Then she start talking about how he got her pregnant and she had to abort the pregnancy. I'm freaked out, and then she goes to a computer, logs on to myspace; then comments this about her being pregnant. So I'm on this date with a crazy chick.
The first man was too petty/unintelligent, the second was pining for Shania Twain, and the third guy was borderline gay. Maybe the woman that Alphacat dated wanted to break up with him, and the jealous mafia ex-boyfriend story was her way of breaking up. I can't top those stories. When I was a teenager, I was walking down the street, and a girl I had never met before asked me if I wanted to have sex with her. I shook my head, and as I walked away, she immaturely shouted, "You smell like s__!"
This guy that I was cool with told me that he liked me and barely knew me then he told me that he likes spitting on females in the face and that he would do that when he meets me again and that he likes to lay around naked in his house even with the company of people and didn't see what the problem was. I just couldn't continue to talk to someone like that.
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She reminds me of Kendra Wilkinson the ex Playmate. :D
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I never dated because I was only interested in my music (until I made the first cut for Ruben Studdard & I didn't like that people I didnt know kept approaching me and I knew then I value my privacy!) My husband is the only one I ever been with & dated :) Lisa reminds me of myself so much because she is goofy like me. I had a few people watch her & they said she reminds them of me. I have a video of me being goofty at church but not on purpose. if u type in Kraizeegurl n click on mentorship :)
Kraizeegirl 6 months ago
I've never heard someone call White Out "Liquid Paper" until now
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She reminds me of my 3rd grade teacher crush Ms. Fox ow!! Hey... Im legal now. =) She's prolly around 50 though lol ewwwll
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That was the dumbest fucking story lol Jesus christ
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Lisa where are you from?
KenyasScorpio 1 year ago
@KenyasScorpio She's from Montreal. She has a pretty cool slight accent eh?
righteousgroove 1 year ago
@KenyasScorpio She is from Canada. :)
kellyjxx 1 year ago
Hey, I was born in Cincinnati!
catbass93 1 year ago
lol iman's chuckle at 1:36
ChristellesMusic 1 year ago
lol My mother does that with her gum too, when she's done chewing it or the phone rings she will take it out of her mouth and put it on her laptop..lol and then when she gets up to go to the kitchen she throws it away...lol Just seeing her do that, and your reaction Iman was like watching my mother and stepfather...lol too funny :o) I love you guys
Pam4Rob 1 year ago
I had dated this one guy before I met my fiance and we were at the movies. We were watching new moon and Taylor Launter was on he screen shirtless and my boyfriend at the time looks at me and says what do you think of him? I look at him and I am like you mean about his acting right? He was like no I mean his looks I think he is well built. I finished the date took him home and we never spoke or saw each other again.
delicateangel15 1 year ago
omg yall r so funny
babyxj90210j 1 year ago
Well... i was set up on a blind date with my older cousin's boyfriends brother. And they said he liked me for a long time, y so i went along with my cousin on a double date. So he was nice, he was talking about how my shoes are nice (they were open toe), met with him couple times after, one day he asked me to come over, i did, he pulled shoes out of his closet and asked me to put them on, he snapped a pic of my feet in the open toe shoes, He hung it up on his laptop screen -_- never again
muzsicalvixxen 1 year ago
u guys are really cute 2gether i know that u guys hear this a alot but u guys really are i smiled thru the whole thing especially the ending
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@KennethKillzone - yeah I doubt people are going to jump to myspace to vote on something.. thats ok.
Pam4Rob 1 year ago
My worst date.... I started talking to this dude and he kept saying how he wanted to take me out when he got paid. I used to work at the mall in front of Build-A-Bear and he thought I wanted one. So we went on our date, he took me to b.a.b and when he went to pay for the bear it was more than he thought it was gonna be so he got mad. After build a bear we went to the movies which was right across the parking lot, so we're walking and hes on the phone talking about how the bear was so expensive
KJSPianoGoddess 1 year ago
and whatnot. When he got to the theater he was still mad and for the first part of the movie he was sulking and pouting, all this foolishness. He calmed down later but yea. That was it. Oh and then when I told him I didnt wanna talk to him anymore, he wanted the bear back lol.
KJSPianoGoddess 1 year ago
@KJSPianoGoddess dang hahah
elbagirly101 1 year ago
@elbagirly101 Lol i know. He was a stalker type, mommas boy. Bad combo lol.
KJSPianoGoddess 1 year ago
Liquid paper haha. Thats so cute. Ive never heard that before.
I think its cool that you guys can talk about past relationships like this. Alot of ppl cant do that.
Lol! 6:20 Thats a horrible !! I would be scared out my mind ! Lol.
KJSPianoGoddess 1 year ago
OMG haahaha it had to be Cincinnati crazy shit like that def happens here
keishakaboom 1 year ago
why the hell are you 2 talking about dating??? wtf!!!!!!! i mean really!
agent1up 1 year ago
@agent1up - whats wrong with that? a lot of couples talk about past relationships that were just messed up, or were funny, or were just stupid. My husband and I do that too. I think once you have been together long enough and feel comfortable around each other thats what couples do. they talk about their lives before that person was in it, for one it makes us all appreciate what we have now, I can tell you that..lol
Pam4Rob 1 year ago
no offense to da guy lisa dated but dat waz really gay he could have said no homo or somthing.lolz
vegetaaa100 1 year ago
@vegetaaa100 - ugh that bugs me when people say that.. first of all it just sounds dumb... " I think that girls pretty. No homo" Thats not even proper english, second of all even if that dude said that I would have still thought he was after a comment like that. lol
Pam4Rob 1 year ago
he's an alpha male
Shembeatz 1 year ago
Man, you are lucky to be life ... Some kind of date :)
cvaguy 1 year ago
Oh my gosh...u guys make me smile ur so adorable. I'm watchin this vid wit a big ol silly cheese on my face LOL smh...love you guys, ur awesome!
johncgirl 1 year ago
that would be freaky if the mob could be cumin after u.
TheRickyrick99 1 year ago
when I kissed my gf and she ended up sneezing in my mouth.
dardvie111 1 year ago
@dardvie111 lol
marco10125 1 year ago
4:09 - 4:50
What the hell?
I'm a guy, I'm certianly not gay or Bi and I can honestly admit if another guy is good looking, be it a nice body or good personality. People aren't blind. if you can't admit that someone else has it going on then that just goes to show that you're insecure about it and would probably make you gay for sure if you have to keep it a secret.
If thats what it means to be gay then I guess I'm a raging homosexual even though I'm not in any way attracted to other men.
rustyburger 1 year ago
@rustyburger lol there is a difference between saying that a guy is good looking if your a guy or saying that a girl is pretty if your a girl, but it's a total other thing to say : If I were a girl I'd sleep with Bruce Willis in a second" lol seriously now..
Pam4Rob 1 year ago
@Pam4Rob *looks at a page full of your comments* Yikes, yous trollin' my friend
rustyburger 1 year ago
wheh me and my x bf were together we were hanging out one day n he was saying to me how i looked like i gained some weight and should lose 5-10 lbs!
what an ass!
and he use to make me pay for my own meals!
italianshortie24 1 year ago
@italianshortie24 -I hope that relationship ended real quickly.
Pam4Rob 1 year ago
@italianshortie24 ,homie cold blooded.lmfao
kratosgow2 1 year ago
Lisa, where are you from? I'm just asking because your accent is so different from any I've ever heard - no offense meant, I think its cool :P
rhoxthebeast 1 year ago
@rhoxthebeast She's from Montreal.
lisalaviesmom 1 year ago
@rhoxthebeast - French Canadian.
Pam4Rob 1 year ago
yall are so cutee togetherr!
KristinClaireKidd 1 year ago
Hey I am happy for you two!
haszK 1 year ago
this Alpha....cat *slap* lol
listenwell247 1 year ago 6
seriously i keep coming to watch this video because of the very end "you every ever seen a video where someone is staring like this the whole time" hahahahaha 8:44
gunnarlarson23 1 year ago
#newSubscriber #RSSfollower [;)]
dbalieiro 1 year ago
You guys are a great couple . You can tell u are meant to be together u just have great chemistry :)
stereolovelexx 1 year ago
Aight I had a situation where, my brother's GF brought her friend with her to my house. The girl went up to my room. She started talking about her past. She brought up her old BF and how her cousin and him got caught getting it in by her. She said she stabbed him and broke her cousins leg after kicking her ass. Long story short. She told me she was digging me and wanted me to move in with her after only knowing her for 3 hours. She told me she loved me and that was the last time I saw her.
SikWitThiz 1 year ago
Haha I was dying laughing at the end.
I love how goofy y'all are.
caitlinlavergne 1 year ago
haha, I watch this videos 2 times, first time i understood the contents, the second time i laugh at the same timing when "the words" came up. lol
zhengliansan 1 year ago
posted on my sisters birthday
freshd521 1 year ago
OMG u two have quite some stories. Iman... that would have super freaked me out. I can't say I have many dating stories, I've been with 2 guys only since I was 14. I'm like a long term relationship junkie or sumthin. LOL U 2 make me giggle so much. Loved the outtakes!
nataliemedia 1 year ago
you guys crack me up!!!! :D
ellienna 1 year ago
isn't Lisa the coolest? I love her!
reeversed 1 year ago
its amazing how much she actually looks like kendra
RoGraves2012 1 year ago
Lol you are so cute together ;) and your funny<333333
Lethario14 1 year ago
I wonder if the girl at the drive-in was really digging you dude. If I wanted to make sure a guy never called me again, I'd tell them my crazy ex-boyfriend was gonna kill or otherwise maim them too.
Kilshiara 1 year ago
@Kilshiara I thought the same exact thing as he told the story! LOL
kgcoggins 1 year ago
@Kilshiara - either that, or she was testing him, to see if he would stay... girls play some weird ass head games unfortunatly.. gives us good ones a bad name :o)
Pam4Rob 1 year ago
Are they going to get married soon? I hope so. They've been living together for a while now. When is the right time?
belsadance 1 year ago
Lisa: What's up guys.........this is Alpha
Iman: Cat......thanks for watchin'
comedy gold right there....
no40 1 year ago 68
@no40 i was bust laughin when he did that!! lol
808kamahiwa 1 year ago
AWW love you guys together <3
angelicax3 1 year ago
To make a long story short... I had a boyfriend for 9 months. The last 3 months I got random phone calls at all hours with nothing but breathing in the background. I told my boyfriend about it and he said he would take me to change my number. Well it turns out that he was the one calling me the whole time... YIKES!!! When I pressured him for answers he said it gave him an adrenaline rush. Needles to say, we never spoke again and I moved across town. THE END
kgcoggins 1 year ago 35
@kgcoggins weirdass motherfucker :D
Feazen 1 year ago
@kgcoggins omg freeeaky!
nataliemedia 1 year ago
@kgcoggins
i dont know why, but strangely, I would like that =] im kinda weird. that stuff is hot!!!!
monstercarnival252 1 year ago 3
@kgcoggins weird ass dude.lmao
kratosgow2 1 year ago
lol iman said long story short, and it was long
YoYoBlazeShow 1 year ago
u r so damn cute togetherr!! aw i love you guys!
cocomonki1256 1 year ago
You guys are so good together.
Skoba85 1 year ago 2
so freakin cute!!!! ♥ Alpa-Lavie
swaggagirl2009 1 year ago
haha oh my goodness you two are hilarious! your stories were very interesting lol im glad ive never met people like that, yet
Aniking23455 1 year ago
LOLOL
"My shirt theres a stain on it, my mom just brought over all my clothes"
that is s0000 embarrassing HAHA. . goodjob lisa for stepping away from that.
"if i were a girl, I'd sleep with Bruce Willis in a second." LOL!
wow....... that is a horrible date man haha, mob? shiiit.
ratatouillez 1 year ago
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gsmastermike 1 year ago
@gsmastermike,you mad!!! lmfao
kratosgow2 1 year ago
Love this video!!
spanpinki 1 year ago
LOL
akamizzT 1 year ago
Once a former boyfriend came out of his work as an assistant manager for a restaurant with a confused look on his face. When I asked what was up, he answered that he was surprised he got his paper back from the fax machine. I laughed, thinking he was joking but he was serious. That relationship ended VERY quickly.
lydiasmom 1 year ago
@lydiasmom LOL
lisalaviesmom 1 year ago
@lydiasmom - thats a kida stupid reason to end a relationship.lol
Pam4Rob 1 year ago
@Pam4Rob not if you knew the guy. Not being able to figure out a fax machine was only one of his downfalls. Plus, I prefer intelligence in men. He was good looking, but had the brains of drug addicted monkey.
lydiasmom 1 year ago
Hilarious!!!!!!
funnylittleartist 1 year ago
I've never had a date or a romantic relationship with anyone.....:( apparently I'm too picky!
skkygirl 1 year ago
@skkygirl
or really ugly lol
teddyable 1 year ago
@teddyable .you wrong fam!!!!! lmfao
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skkygirl 1 year ago
@teddyable Very funny! I assure you that's not the reason! :D
skkygirl 1 year ago
@skkygirl - Maybe its not you thats picky, maybe it's them no offense.
Pam4Rob 1 year ago
Wow! Very interesting! lol
OnlyJulious 1 year ago
aww she's just crazy for youuu
shihansworld 1 year ago 3
ok this was interesting thanks Lisa and Iman
justinjusticemusic 1 year ago
Lmao @ the bloopers!
SirLanceMan 1 year ago
Iman Your Sexii!!! :)
obamachic95 1 year ago
Ciny ftw
shotglassproductions 1 year ago
was australia day, jan 26 97'...our plans were dinner and then a beach party as it was summer time...he picked me up in his z3 roadster, we stopped off at a drive-thru liquor store and bought me a wilted bunch of flowers that he pulled from a bucket of water at the counter and sat it on my dress...2nd stop was burger king which he made me pay half for and asked me if i could not order meat on my burger as he was vegetarian??..we got to the beach where we hung out with 11 of his friends all night
castlesx 1 year ago
r u guys dating
ArdenneHighboy1 1 year ago
There were so many other ways Lisa's story with that first guy could've ENDED! I was on edge. I also have a friend who was involved -- oh so briefly-- with a mob guy.
filmcentric99 1 year ago
Please please get married!!
X
LavieGaGa 1 year ago 2
lol
thegame245 1 year ago
My worst experience was when the guy I was dating said he was going away for the weekend for his brother's wedding, I gave him a call while he was away & he didn't answer. I left a message & hours later I received a call from his GIRLFRIEND telling me to stop calling him. When I finally got a hold of him he denied every moment we spent together & acted like I was some crazy stalker!
misgreenphreak 1 year ago
@misgreenphreak OMG that's totally awful!!!
nataliemedia 1 year ago
i had a situation like Lisa's first story, cept me and the guy never dated cuz I moved out of state. Omg, he was so fine! Built and everything! lol
At the end of the vid, you guys reminded me of the vid where y'all first met up. 2 cute:)
Kishana80 1 year ago
xD XdD
OhEmGeeYayEggs 1 year ago
Ok... how do you make a video response?!?!? I tried it, thought it went through, but it's not here yet....?
CrimsonEcho7 1 year ago
@CrimsonEcho7 They might have to approve it first for it to show up...does it show up on your channel?
cgkitti 1 year ago
@cgkitti Yeah it does. But at first i had to manually put it there... idk, itz on my channel now. Thank you so much for your help.
CrimsonEcho7 1 year ago
I would totally sleep with Bruce Willis ahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahah!
amiro1989 1 year ago
she looks way to much like kendra
ilikepussy432 1 year ago
haha LOL!! You guys always make m laugh!! Love the bloopers!!
GhettoProductions07 1 year ago 3
he was kinda creepy and kept trying to hold my hand and i was totally uncomfortable... i actually faked an emergency and left half way.
rainonmebi 1 year ago
and lol @ the whiteout... yeah saying that he wants to sleep with bruce willis means he has been thinking about that shit.
rainonmebi 1 year ago
Haha, that's the scariest shit I've ever heard! (Iman's story.)
xtatianathomasx 1 year ago
You guys always make me laugh.
DejaxBlue 1 year ago 3
I love your bloopers!! Oh man!! Too jks!!
vanye2 1 year ago 2
I don't get the second story, what's so strange about having a celeb-crush? Alpha's story is SCARY though!
20Unbelievable06 1 year ago
I just recently found out that my childhood crush from when I was like 7 is a hardcore bull dike (I'm 21 now).. kinda funny
Taurenspoon 1 year ago
My story was when I decided to make a move on a girl I've been trying to talk to. We're hungry and decided to take it from there. Well it went horribly wrong from the start because she wouldn't stop talking about her ex-boyfriend. Then she start talking about how he got her pregnant and she had to abort the pregnancy. I'm freaked out, and then she goes to a computer, logs on to myspace; then comments this about her being pregnant. So I'm on this date with a crazy chick.
I see why he left her.
dillos1988 1 year ago
OMG you two are to funny! LOL.
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@spareaxe
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xxxAlain 1 year ago
The first man was too petty/unintelligent, the second was pining for Shania Twain, and the third guy was borderline gay. Maybe the woman that Alphacat dated wanted to break up with him, and the jealous mafia ex-boyfriend story was her way of breaking up. I can't top those stories. When I was a teenager, I was walking down the street, and a girl I had never met before asked me if I wanted to have sex with her. I shook my head, and as I walked away, she immaturely shouted, "You smell like s__!"
qx773 1 year ago
Aww..you guys are so cute!
nikkie23418 1 year ago 3
LMAO you guys CRACK me up, perfect couple <3
IZZY9583 1 year ago 3
He was supposed to be 25, 6'3, in a 2009 ranger. He shows up, he's 45, 5'6, and in a 1980 dakota. -rolls eyes-
TheDexGirl 1 year ago
He spat... 'nuf said.
Taarable 1 year ago
@Taarable oooh yuck! That's one of my hugest pet peeves! Yuck!
nataliemedia 1 year ago
when are you guys gonna make the next Kendra episode???
peruviansrok123 1 year ago
it would be funny if it was LisaCat then iman would say lisa and lisa would say lavie
lilmisbbblgum 1 year ago
iman wanna meet iman!! wanna hang out with him and be hist best friend
seanpaulgtarow2 1 year ago
haha i love how ur just sitting there with your coffee or something and sipping it quietly..
Alexgrl99 1 year ago 5
Perfect Couple.
RebekahNunn 1 year ago 39
keep making her laugh, and you'll never break-up.
nognilk 1 year ago 4
yall are so cute.
lenabard123 1 year ago 2
LMFAO i crack up so bad how she stares at you
DeJaiFtM 1 year ago
jajjajajajajajajajaj
agustinctes 1 year ago
you guys are so damn cute!!
BreAB1 1 year ago 23
WOW, its always interesting when people surprise you with how crazy or different they are from what you thought lol
DukePowell 1 year ago
if all women were as judgemental as that chick humans would have extincted from that world long ago
kembooo000 1 year ago
LOL alphacat I bet he's still watching you ahaha. Love the end :)
MOJOBABYXO 1 year ago
As always, amazingly funny video x)
And for today i will congrats myself for having seen all of your so-far posted videos on AlphaLavie!!!
Wuhuuu i did it, i might aswell just go help you Lisa growing with buying your album, the best of luck to both of you!
Comments4ever 1 year ago
"Wassup guys! This is Alpha.." "Cat! Thanks for watching." XD
Chany14 1 year ago
This guy I went on a date with somehow felt like sneezing right into my face... yeah, needless to say, it was our first and last date - ever.
SecretButFair 1 year ago
the ending had me hysterical this was hilarious :]
ducksrsexy 1 year ago
I went on a date with guy who got so drunk that he fell in a ditch and fell asleep..
Sharmela 1 year ago 2
lol at the ending he he!
oye2a2000 1 year ago 4
This guy that I was cool with told me that he liked me and barely knew me then he told me that he likes spitting on females in the face and that he would do that when he meets me again and that he likes to lay around naked in his house even with the company of people and didn't see what the problem was. I just couldn't continue to talk to someone like that.
folayans 1 year ago
I love them there like Kendra and hank....!!!love you guys
ttbanger27 1 year ago
this comment is really random, but i wanted to say a big thanks beacuase you're obama parodies really made my government and politics class extremely happy in our last ever class, we were all really sad because we're not going to see each other again, but you made all of us feel better!!!! you're freaking AMAZING!!
stargazer1692 1 year ago
It seems like you all famous youtubers know each other :DD
Bluy0 1 year ago
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