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  • i really think this man should get more consideration for office. he is inspiring and has a clear goal to better his state.

  • They took err jobs

  • what does he say at the end haha?

  • Speak the truth! He's a karate expert!

  • listen...

  • Fellow shoesexuals UNITE!

  • What the hell does he say at the very end about a shoe??????

  • The amount of dislikes on this video is TOO DAMN HIGH!

  • @MasterXRandom fail

  • Sounds like Morgan Freeman

  • 0:38 is the best part.

    "(quietly in the background) The rent is too damn high!"

    *other guy snickers*

  • Jimmy McMillan for President!

  • Marry a shoe? Dah, I have a foot fetish anyways.

  • Lmao!!!

  • Why did my state not vote for this guy?

  • "As a karate expert" from now on, I am gonna start all my sentence's with that phrase.

  • id vote for that guy

    :D

  • Ballsack beard

  • Jimmy McMillian and Vermin Supreme. Screamers from Ages And Sages WIth Dreams Who Cut through the Nonsense, Who Try to Begin Who are laughed at by Pig Dogs with two to twelve chins. So somewhere inside all that fat condescension Some people emerge, as from other dimensions They stand to the System and Politics Blame But WHO are the active hands Playing this game?
  • ...Wow, he set the bar too damn high.

  • what is the last sentence he says?

  • The Hoover Dam is 725ft tall.

    The Willis Tower is 1450ft tall.

    The Willis Tower is two dam high.

  • @1993gandy I see someone's been on Reddit lately

  • @winnerboi102 Nah :P Memebase

  • The angle of my dick, is too damn high!

  • Makes me want to start the "university tuition is too damn high" party!

  • you gotta listen like him!

  • And a meme was born.

  • probably better than any of the republican president candidates.

    '

  • @Alx1350 Or Democrat

  • I'm Too damn High... ... if you know what i mean

  • As a Karate expert I will not talk about anyone up here.

  • i like how his chin beard looks like a ballsack

  • Welcome 9gager...

  • @24cof24 How did you know I would be here :o

  • @24cof24 lol, fuck you.

  • My balls are too damn high

  • BECAUSE THE RENT IS TOO DAMN OBAMA

  • THE VIEWS IS TOO DAMN HIGH!

    THE LIKES IS TOO DAMN HIGH!

  • Y U NO ELECT HIM FOR PRESIDENT?

  • @D0OMZDAYZ because he will fuck you faster than obama...

  • why isn't this guy running the country? >:|

  • Every person is TOO DAMN HIGH!!

  • I spend 90% of my paycheck on my rent, which is TOO DAMN HIGH!

  • he sounds like an auctioneer.

    "too damn high to the woman with the jacket, too damn high to the gentleman on my left, too damn high going once, too damn high going twice, SOLD to the nice gentleman with the black shirt."

  • we voted for the wrong black man, this guy would make a hilarious president.

  • Recognized that his beard... yeah... look like balls? xD

  • press 9 for high :D

  • HE NEEDS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

  • 0:23

    M.C. McMillan

  • hahahhahaa I love 0:30

  • is his beard.... balls??

  • Don't watch this video if you're Too Damn High !

  • i just sent this video to my landlord.

  • Is it just me or his beard looks like a ballsack.

  • @vVEliteSniperVv ROFL! Dude! Can't unsee! XD

  • If he teams up with Vermin Supreme, they'll create the ultimate unstoppable party.

  • At the risk of being drawn into a war between two "intelligent trolls", friedchickenofdeath is right. To misinterpret something means to take the wrong meaning from something, whereas he in fact misquoted Jimmy Macmillan, as he merely got the words incorrect, whilst the meaning remains the same.

    And before someone points it out, yes, my username is an intentional euphimism.

  • GAS PRICES are too damn high

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV An American complaining about gas prices in the US? Give me a break...

  • @baguetteman69 I'm not American, but it's true

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV you're not? you're profile seemed to be that of an american fundie, despite stating that you're in japan

  • @baguetteman69 You are right. Here in Europe costs almost 1,80 Euro's per liter!

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV Good one.

  • I can't tell if this is real or not?

  • @caruso707 it is. haha. xD

  • watch?v=xqt8wRzBLT8&feature=re­lated whilst playing this vid :)

  • I think he is too damn high.

  • is he raping??

  • charlie sheen is too damn high

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  • Play this whilst you listen to the video, you'll like it especially if your a fan of Gil Scott Heron

    watch?v=37kpdWK30Gc

  • He's the biggest trolls in the world.

  • He is a karate expert o_O

  • "Food in the table and money in your pocket"

    Gotta love this guy...

  • @FriedChickenofDeath6 He said: "To provide a roof over your head, food ON the table and money IN your pocket."

    Gotta love people who misinterpret a quote. . . -.-"

  • @212BFSC You clearly don't know the meaning of the word "misinterpret".

    Stick to what's important, the video. And maybe next time you won't try to correct anyone and end up looking like a bigger idiot.

  • @FriedChickenofDeath6

    mis·in·ter·pret/ˌmisinˈtərprət­/

    Verb: Interpret wrongly.

    Synonyms: misconstrue - misunderstand - misread

    You sir, are now the colossal idiot. But I agree, back to the video, the rent is too damn high.

  • @212BFSC Oh god, have mercy. Misinterpret: INTERPRET wrongly. I did not expose any interpretation of what that man said, I reproduced it. I misheard. It's different. Stop throwing the "idiot" title like a ball, cause it's not. Even after searching around the word in some dictionary, you are still the joke here. And that's it. Feel free to disagree, but I won't be answering to you anymore. And I think you, "sir", are the one that's misinterpreting comments here. Read this one twice, just in case.

  • lol love this negro

  • as a karate expert

  • The best part is at 0:39

  • @wackawoofu what did he say? :D sry it's not my native language..

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  • I can't believe that people actually bought into this...

  • It Gill Scott-Heron

  • Kenan does it perfectly =]

  • The use of commas in that description is too damn high!!

  • 0:21 double Time!

  • next president?

  • Whitney Houston WAS TOO DAMN HIGH

  • was that person a man or a woman?!

  • why the fuck did he say he was a karate expert

    

  • @DarkZ41126 because the rent is too damn high!

  • @DarkZ41126 Martial arts and Asian religions (e.g. Buddhism and Zen) teach people a lot of the time to look inward (e.g. not to their enemy). See it as a life philosophy. Of course this is a broad generalization but I think it explains why he brings up karate.

  • This guy is a better rapper than Eminem and Jay-Z Combined.

  • What did he say at the end about the shoe?

  • @beatplayable marrie a shoe....

  • why?

  • "As a karate expert"

  • @boobsmakemehappier fuck you and 9gag you god damn reposting infectious little bitch!!!

  • This man is awsome!

  • the number i fapped was too damn high

  • This guy is just begging for Kenan Thompson to parody him.

    And of course, that happened.

  • Hi 9gag!!

  • POLITICS LEVEL: TOO DAMN HIGH

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  • Captions are too damn high demanded!!!

  • Im currently waaaay to damn high

  • His forehead is too damn high

  • SHOE LOVE!

  • i think its the epic moustache

  • Man it's Fredrick Douglas!

  • the precent of people commenting on this video are too damn high

  • looks like he morphed here from 1897

  • the amount of inaccuracies he makes is too damn high!

  • THE RADIUS OF A CIRCLE DVIDED BY CIRCUMFERENCE IS TOO DAMN PI!

  • :gggmodeon: 0:04 :ggmodeoff:

  • i'd vote for him

  • @lifemetall He's running for the 2012 nomination as a Democrat so you can if you want to.

  • His beard looks like balls

  • @r1ch4rd1337 LOL

  • I remember watching the entire debate in my Economics class. After the class everyone was spreading the meme.

  • This is probably one of the coolest guys I have ever seen.

  • I had a pop quiz in history class today and one of the questions was to name two 3rd Parties so i put down "The Green Party" and "The Rent is too damn high Party".

  • M..marry a shoe?

  • @SubThreat21 This video didn't show what caused him to say it, but he was talking about his support for same-sex marriage and was joking that he would even go so far as to allow a person to marry a shoe.

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  • @LaManjane94 thumbs down

  • As a Karate Expert?

  • FUCKING AWESOME FACIAL HAIR

  • THIs guy could be a great rapper.

  • He reminds me of a Black Monopoly Guy.

  • 9gag - Reddit

  • I also used say rent is to damn high. Until I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @ballinmanz the overuse of that joke IT´S TOO DAMN HIGH

  • vermin supreme and jimmy mcmillan for pres and vp in 2012

  • @mindfreak061 respectively

  • we should go back to 9gag now :D

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  • This guy is too damm high

  • This nigga is too DAMN funny

  • The dislikes on this video, are too damn high!

  • @Tolkii1 LMAO!!!

  • is he rapping?

  • @RatmanDrums you moron he's not rapping he's spreading *facepalm*

  • LMFAAOOO.

  • Jimmy McMillan for president!! 

  • Yes.

  • Tha Uncle Ruckus character had 2 based on him.

  • @MoneyC225 nope not at all lol

  • He looks like a white colonel sanders.

  • Im gonna ask the obvious question

    Why does his beard look like a ballsac and Why does he talk too fast?

  • I would so vote 4 him

  • His beard renders your argument invalid.

  • 9GAG army incoming

  • well fuck it,i can't follow this guy

  • i dont always smoke weed but when i do I GET TOO DAMN HIGH

  • Look up emperor tamarin on google and tell me it does not look like this guy!

  • @TheLowermen look at your comment, now back to mine, I got more thumbs up than you do, oh wait you don't have any.

  • "If you want to marry a shoe" - vermin supreme???

  • HIS SPEECH.........IS TOO DAMN FAST!

  • the beard is pure win

  • the prices for a room at an inn in skyrim is too dam high!

  • Best part 00:38

  • The number of "arrow to the knee jokes" is too damn high!

  • his beard is balls

  • democrat? republican? fuck that, Im apart of the Rent is too damn high party!

    LETS TALK ABOUT THE ISHA!!!