Jimmy McMillian and Vermin Supreme. Screamers from Ages And Sages WIth Dreams Who Cut through the Nonsense, Who Try to Begin Who are laughed at by Pig Dogs with two to twelve chins. So somewhere inside all that fat condescension Some people emerge, as from other dimensions They stand to the System and Politics Blame But WHO are the active hands Playing this game?
yeah i got to admit that after paying rent, utilities, and food, i pretty much dont have shit afterwards. literally living paycheck to paycheck.
then some tell you to go to college to get a better paying job. yeah, lets forget about the tens of thousands of dollars you have to pay back in loans or the fact many college graduates still can't find work. shit, i'd imagine we all would need a joint to deal with this stress...oh wait a minute, its illegal.
"too damn high to the woman with the jacket, too damn high to the gentleman on my left, too damn high going once, too damn high going twice, SOLD to the nice gentleman with the black shirt."
At the risk of being drawn into a war between two "intelligent trolls", friedchickenofdeath is right. To misinterpret something means to take the wrong meaning from something, whereas he in fact misquoted Jimmy Macmillan, as he merely got the words incorrect, whilst the meaning remains the same.
And before someone points it out, yes, my username is an intentional euphimism.
@212BFSC Oh god, have mercy. Misinterpret: INTERPRET wrongly. I did not expose any interpretation of what that man said, I reproduced it. I misheard. It's different. Stop throwing the "idiot" title like a ball, cause it's not. Even after searching around the word in some dictionary, you are still the joke here. And that's it. Feel free to disagree, but I won't be answering to you anymore. And I think you, "sir", are the one that's misinterpreting comments here. Read this one twice, just in case.
@DarkZ41126 Martial arts and Asian religions (e.g. Buddhism and Zen) teach people a lot of the time to look inward (e.g. not to their enemy). See it as a life philosophy. Of course this is a broad generalization but I think it explains why he brings up karate.
I had a pop quiz in history class today and one of the questions was to name two 3rd Parties so i put down "The Green Party" and "The Rent is too damn high Party".
@SubThreat21 This video didn't show what caused him to say it, but he was talking about his support for same-sex marriage and was joking that he would even go so far as to allow a person to marry a shoe.
i really think this man should get more consideration for office. he is inspiring and has a clear goal to better his state.
hacksignify 3 hours ago
They took err jobs
agent47a 3 hours ago
what does he say at the end haha?
Sonicisunleashed2008 10 hours ago
Speak the truth! He's a karate expert!
TheRenegadeMentality 15 hours ago
listen...
Mattowarrior777 16 hours ago
Fellow shoesexuals UNITE!
Konkie3545 1 day ago
What the hell does he say at the very end about a shoe??????
x89codered89x 1 day ago
The amount of dislikes on this video is TOO DAMN HIGH!
MasterXRandom 2 days ago
@MasterXRandom fail
grimiguana 1 day ago
Sounds like Morgan Freeman
SverreSA 2 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
0:38 is the best part.
"(quietly in the background) The rent is too damn high!"
*other guy snickers*
lizard1515 2 days ago 2
Jimmy McMillan for President!
Miner49er0 2 days ago
Marry a shoe? Dah, I have a foot fetish anyways.
Leatherbehlt 2 days ago
Lmao!!!
lalajojo21 2 days ago
Why did my state not vote for this guy?
andymilf 2 days ago
"As a karate expert" from now on, I am gonna start all my sentence's with that phrase.
WildRover92 2 days ago 4
id vote for that guy
:D
boekemboekoe 3 days ago
Ballsack beard
MICHA3L216 3 days ago
jdavz322 3 days ago
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...Wow, he set the bar too damn high.
MrErweezy 3 days ago
...Wow, he set the bar too damn high.
MrErweezy 3 days ago
what is the last sentence he says?
methodicalman271192 4 days ago
The Hoover Dam is 725ft tall.
The Willis Tower is 1450ft tall.
The Willis Tower is two dam high.
1993gandy 4 days ago 5
@1993gandy I see someone's been on Reddit lately
winnerboi102 3 days ago
@winnerboi102 Nah :P Memebase
1993gandy 3 days ago
The angle of my dick, is too damn high!
Galkzo 4 days ago
Makes me want to start the "university tuition is too damn high" party!
coralreefer 4 days ago
you gotta listen like him!
DanyyDezeyte 4 days ago
And a meme was born.
2StepMurder 4 days ago 2
probably better than any of the republican president candidates.
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Alx1350 4 days ago
@Alx1350 Or Democrat
freakylocz14 4 days ago
I'm Too damn High... ... if you know what i mean
Speed6408 4 days ago 2
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lmao i think your part of the "green" party
cyberwaffles 3 days ago
As a Karate expert I will not talk about anyone up here.
PUNK8534 5 days ago
i like how his chin beard looks like a ballsack
JVOASNH 5 days ago
Welcome 9gager...
24cof24 5 days ago
@24cof24 How did you know I would be here :o
MrMixer108 4 days ago
@24cof24 lol, fuck you.
MyrhhDarkling 4 days ago
My balls are too damn high
nosequiters 5 days ago
BECAUSE THE RENT IS TOO DAMN OBAMA
manc192RBLX 6 days ago
THE VIEWS IS TOO DAMN HIGH!
THE LIKES IS TOO DAMN HIGH!
MegaMonsterZilla 6 days ago
Y U NO ELECT HIM FOR PRESIDENT?
D0OMZDAYZ 6 days ago 2
@D0OMZDAYZ because he will fuck you faster than obama...
tonyblackops 4 days ago
why isn't this guy running the country? >:|
JFrameMan 6 days ago 7
Every person is TOO DAMN HIGH!!
ConorC96 6 days ago
I spend 90% of my paycheck on my rent, which is TOO DAMN HIGH!
bconover93 6 days ago
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yeah i got to admit that after paying rent, utilities, and food, i pretty much dont have shit afterwards. literally living paycheck to paycheck.
then some tell you to go to college to get a better paying job. yeah, lets forget about the tens of thousands of dollars you have to pay back in loans or the fact many college graduates still can't find work. shit, i'd imagine we all would need a joint to deal with this stress...oh wait a minute, its illegal.
fucking government. /rant
cyberwaffles 3 days ago
he sounds like an auctioneer.
"too damn high to the woman with the jacket, too damn high to the gentleman on my left, too damn high going once, too damn high going twice, SOLD to the nice gentleman with the black shirt."
DaraTzatzara 6 days ago
we voted for the wrong black man, this guy would make a hilarious president.
redefiningsk8ing 6 days ago
Recognized that his beard... yeah... look like balls? xD
AgeofLions92 6 days ago
press 9 for high :D
hgei6666 1 week ago
HE NEEDS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT.
fvk32771 1 week ago 6
0:23
M.C. McMillan
PaGoNdA 1 week ago
hahahhahaa I love 0:30
AMP09FH 1 week ago
is his beard.... balls??
fryedmelon666 1 week ago
Don't watch this video if you're Too Damn High !
MrTheAthanor 1 week ago
i just sent this video to my landlord.
AsRetard 1 week ago 36
Is it just me or his beard looks like a ballsack.
vVEliteSniperVv 1 week ago 45
@vVEliteSniperVv ROFL! Dude! Can't unsee! XD
TheIlliterateDork 1 week ago
If he teams up with Vermin Supreme, they'll create the ultimate unstoppable party.
LankyMartian 1 week ago
At the risk of being drawn into a war between two "intelligent trolls", friedchickenofdeath is right. To misinterpret something means to take the wrong meaning from something, whereas he in fact misquoted Jimmy Macmillan, as he merely got the words incorrect, whilst the meaning remains the same.
And before someone points it out, yes, my username is an intentional euphimism.
bigtoerising 1 week ago
GAS PRICES are too damn high
Eye2EyeIIIV 1 week ago
@Eye2EyeIIIV An American complaining about gas prices in the US? Give me a break...
baguetteman69 1 week ago
@baguetteman69 I'm not American, but it's true
Eye2EyeIIIV 1 week ago
@Eye2EyeIIIV you're not? you're profile seemed to be that of an american fundie, despite stating that you're in japan
baguetteman69 1 week ago
@baguetteman69 You are right. Here in Europe costs almost 1,80 Euro's per liter!
Willindor 1 week ago
@Eye2EyeIIIV Good one.
EmperorBun 1 week ago
I can't tell if this is real or not?
caruso707 1 week ago
@caruso707 it is. haha. xD
sophialaine221 1 week ago 2
watch?v=xqt8wRzBLT8&feature=related whilst playing this vid :)
Rockstar6660 1 week ago
I think he is too damn high.
TheNamelessChicken 2 weeks ago
is he raping??
CallAnAmberLampsLOL1 2 weeks ago 2
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ashy*
TheChristina282 2 weeks ago
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his beard looks like asky nuts
TheChristina282 2 weeks ago
charlie sheen is too damn high
bobjoefredsky 2 weeks ago
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He's fucking right. What a lad!
KraftTV 2 weeks ago
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KraftTV 2 weeks ago
Play this whilst you listen to the video, you'll like it especially if your a fan of Gil Scott Heron
watch?v=37kpdWK30Gc
joeymediauk 2 weeks ago
He's the biggest trolls in the world.
cusinsrule 2 weeks ago
He is a karate expert o_O
ChuckNorriso 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
"Food in the table and money in your pocket"
Gotta love this guy...
FriedChickenofDeath6 2 weeks ago
@FriedChickenofDeath6 He said: "To provide a roof over your head, food ON the table and money IN your pocket."
Gotta love people who misinterpret a quote. . . -.-"
212BFSC 2 weeks ago
@212BFSC You clearly don't know the meaning of the word "misinterpret".
Stick to what's important, the video. And maybe next time you won't try to correct anyone and end up looking like a bigger idiot.
FriedChickenofDeath6 2 weeks ago
@FriedChickenofDeath6
mis·in·ter·pret/ˌmisinˈtərprət/
Verb: Interpret wrongly.
Synonyms: misconstrue - misunderstand - misread
You sir, are now the colossal idiot. But I agree, back to the video, the rent is too damn high.
212BFSC 1 week ago
@212BFSC Oh god, have mercy. Misinterpret: INTERPRET wrongly. I did not expose any interpretation of what that man said, I reproduced it. I misheard. It's different. Stop throwing the "idiot" title like a ball, cause it's not. Even after searching around the word in some dictionary, you are still the joke here. And that's it. Feel free to disagree, but I won't be answering to you anymore. And I think you, "sir", are the one that's misinterpreting comments here. Read this one twice, just in case.
FriedChickenofDeath6 1 week ago 2
lol love this negro
83leaf 2 weeks ago in playlist Funny shits
as a karate expert
OldSchoolRap213 2 weeks ago
The best part is at 0:39
wackawoofu 2 weeks ago 94
@wackawoofu what did he say? :D sry it's not my native language..
Yotoniccc 1 week ago
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wackawoofu 2 weeks ago
I can't believe that people actually bought into this...
rebachick94 2 weeks ago
It Gill Scott-Heron
joeymediauk 2 weeks ago
Kenan does it perfectly =]
GULGUL50 2 weeks ago
The use of commas in that description is too damn high!!
jit84 2 weeks ago
0:21 double Time!
FunkySh1tter 2 weeks ago
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lol
cyberwaffles 3 days ago
next president?
SuperCowsta 2 weeks ago
Whitney Houston WAS TOO DAMN HIGH
Raaby123 2 weeks ago 228
was that person a man or a woman?!
thejcjmguyreturns 2 weeks ago
why the fuck did he say he was a karate expert
DarkZ41126 2 weeks ago 2
@DarkZ41126 because the rent is too damn high!
Dezzil 2 weeks ago
@DarkZ41126 Martial arts and Asian religions (e.g. Buddhism and Zen) teach people a lot of the time to look inward (e.g. not to their enemy). See it as a life philosophy. Of course this is a broad generalization but I think it explains why he brings up karate.
GBXS 2 weeks ago
This guy is a better rapper than Eminem and Jay-Z Combined.
LOOOLZZ90 2 weeks ago
What did he say at the end about the shoe?
beatplayable 2 weeks ago
@beatplayable marrie a shoe....
IcelandicPsycho 2 weeks ago
why?
davidadametz 3 weeks ago
"As a karate expert"
sampicko 3 weeks ago 6
@boobsmakemehappier fuck you and 9gag you god damn reposting infectious little bitch!!!
lunchbox997 3 weeks ago
This man is awsome!
juhanji 3 weeks ago
the number i fapped was too damn high
japzmania24 3 weeks ago
This guy is just begging for Kenan Thompson to parody him.
And of course, that happened.
speyeker 3 weeks ago
Hi 9gag!!
boobsmakemehappier 3 weeks ago
POLITICS LEVEL: TOO DAMN HIGH
Impactfilms1337 3 weeks ago
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Impactfilms1337 3 weeks ago
Captions are too damn high demanded!!!
TheRealSabakuNoGabo 3 weeks ago
Im currently waaaay to damn high
JayDS1990 3 weeks ago
His forehead is too damn high
BlindPhilosophy 3 weeks ago
SHOE LOVE!
TBlenx1995 3 weeks ago
i think its the epic moustache
The1andOnlyCG 3 weeks ago
Man it's Fredrick Douglas!
thawulfman 3 weeks ago
the precent of people commenting on this video are too damn high
fa9ooll 3 weeks ago
looks like he morphed here from 1897
LeeroyJimboBerkowitz 3 weeks ago
the amount of inaccuracies he makes is too damn high!
fistymcbuttpuncher 3 weeks ago
THE RADIUS OF A CIRCLE DVIDED BY CIRCUMFERENCE IS TOO DAMN PI!
XGamertech01 3 weeks ago 4
:gggmodeon: 0:04 :ggmodeoff:
TheGodfather45s 3 weeks ago
i'd vote for him
lifemetall 3 weeks ago 4
@lifemetall He's running for the 2012 nomination as a Democrat so you can if you want to.
MrEniena 3 weeks ago
His beard looks like balls
r1ch4rd1337 3 weeks ago
@r1ch4rd1337 LOL
MrTHEMONEEMAKER 3 weeks ago
I remember watching the entire debate in my Economics class. After the class everyone was spreading the meme.
zfish9 3 weeks ago
This is probably one of the coolest guys I have ever seen.
macewindu064 3 weeks ago
I had a pop quiz in history class today and one of the questions was to name two 3rd Parties so i put down "The Green Party" and "The Rent is too damn high Party".
bfox67 3 weeks ago
M..marry a shoe?
SubThreat21 3 weeks ago
@SubThreat21 This video didn't show what caused him to say it, but he was talking about his support for same-sex marriage and was joking that he would even go so far as to allow a person to marry a shoe.
MrEniena 3 weeks ago
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LaManjane94 3 weeks ago
@LaManjane94 thumbs down
MotherHenPlays 3 weeks ago
As a Karate Expert?
IronMiketron 3 weeks ago 2
FUCKING AWESOME FACIAL HAIR
shoopdawoop32 3 weeks ago
THIs guy could be a great rapper.
XxA5AFxX 3 weeks ago
He reminds me of a Black Monopoly Guy.
nextbigthang12321 3 weeks ago
9gag - Reddit
scout2468 3 weeks ago
I also used say rent is to damn high. Until I took an arrow to the knee.
ballinmanz 3 weeks ago
@ballinmanz the overuse of that joke IT´S TOO DAMN HIGH
porojn 3 weeks ago 3
vermin supreme and jimmy mcmillan for pres and vp in 2012
mindfreak061 3 weeks ago
@mindfreak061 respectively
rikolasdf 3 weeks ago
we should go back to 9gag now :D
TheJosch901 3 weeks ago 4
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TheJosch901 3 weeks ago
This guy is too damm high
Mrpandaofdoom 4 weeks ago 2
This nigga is too DAMN funny
TheJordan9903 4 weeks ago
The dislikes on this video, are too damn high!
Tolkii1 4 weeks ago 128
@Tolkii1 LMAO!!!
creditcardsave 2 weeks ago
is he rapping?
RatmanDrums 4 weeks ago 83
@RatmanDrums you moron he's not rapping he's spreading *facepalm*
Mr0liveGreen 2 weeks ago
LMFAAOOO.
dannysoya 4 weeks ago
Jimmy McMillan for president!!
sdiamond28 4 weeks ago
Yes.
proberush 4 weeks ago
Tha Uncle Ruckus character had 2 based on him.
MoneyC225 4 weeks ago
@MoneyC225 nope not at all lol
IzzyV15 4 weeks ago
He looks like a white colonel sanders.
DeeBost5 4 weeks ago
Im gonna ask the obvious question
Why does his beard look like a ballsac and Why does he talk too fast?
deathknightish 4 weeks ago
I would so vote 4 him
DiamondSaga 1 month ago
His beard renders your argument invalid.
ProcyonAlpha 1 month ago
9GAG army incoming
AlikCw 1 month ago
well fuck it,i can't follow this guy
nadir01maiden 1 month ago
i dont always smoke weed but when i do I GET TOO DAMN HIGH
redarmyturk3 1 month ago
Look up emperor tamarin on google and tell me it does not look like this guy!
HKfanatic1 1 month ago
@TheLowermen look at your comment, now back to mine, I got more thumbs up than you do, oh wait you don't have any.
ChefONator5000 1 month ago
"If you want to marry a shoe" - vermin supreme???
paulocunhamartins 1 month ago
HIS SPEECH.........IS TOO DAMN FAST!
nrdify 1 month ago
the beard is pure win
eyalgracyani889 1 month ago
the prices for a room at an inn in skyrim is too dam high!
Thethurmenmurmen 1 month ago 3
Best part 00:38
LukeValentino 1 month ago
The number of "arrow to the knee jokes" is too damn high!
luckycandy101 1 month ago
his beard is balls
scifigeek5 1 month ago
democrat? republican? fuck that, Im apart of the Rent is too damn high party!
LETS TALK ABOUT THE ISHA!!!
rickross22 1 month ago 4