Hilarious Oblivion Fail: Are you alright?

[BossPanzer]

Maybe you can still try doing CPR. There is still hope.

[iamsandwich]

No shit Sherlock !

[eelco8800]

is what you did possible without cheats? Ive never done any slashing like that in oblivion>

[2Seatroll2]

@eelco8800 "deadly reflex" mod

[AlwaysRevan]

"This person's dead." "obviously.." xD

[ToxicAngelification]

It was the "Oh-oh my goodness... excuse me" that made me crack.

[ARSA525]

"Excuse me are you alright?"

"I'm perfectly fine! Now go find my head bitch!"

[karkkikatu111]

He must be sherlock holms...

[DrJuggernog123]

assassins creed 2 music?

[missgia22]

*he gets up*

"Ya I'm fine"

[KINGTACO31]

No I swear he's just sleeping with out his head.

[LucarioExel]

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I GET GET YOU A BANDAGE IF YOU WANT.

[MrGavgav2581]

DOES HE LOOK ALRIGHT? HIS HEAD JUST ROLLED DOWN THE STREET?

[YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN]

'tis but a scratch'

'a scratch!? Your heads off!!!

[codfrmk]

This is such a fail! XD I've watched this ten times, I'm still laughing! Oh my gosh. Sir, are you alright? Stupid guard was staring right at you too LoL

[ultimiteknight]

meh its just a flesh wound :3

[xSentrayDownx]

He was "oblivious" to the dead man!

[coolobliviondude123]

are u all right !!!!!! XD he without head

[XeDro987]

He just got a little scratch...Not a big deal!!!

[TheChrush3r]

wrong button :D

[royjonsen]

He uesed to be alright, but the he took an aarnjfkrgølgstggnjkbstlahbjklb no chuck norris noooogthriusrgiesthujtheupihio­ijsrnøhhtjskngrsjiurognrusghp

[2Seatroll2]

@royjonsen drugs are bad mmmkay

[MarksGamertag]

@royjonsen its funnt because in skyrim a guard says....I use to be an adventurer like you but then i took an arrow to the knee.........then i killed him

[00DevonTheDemon]

I managed to not laugh. Until "This person's dead."

Damn near pissed myself.

xD

[Snipervipernj]

This isn't funny it just kind of retarded.

[comicshaun07]

Thats nothing. In mortal Kombat the Shaolin monks when your fighting barraka, he stabs a monk through the face and tosses him to Lui Kang. Lui Kang then said "are you ok?"

[Kjgcena]

3 words for this video Fail li yur

[SwedishBunnyOfDoom]

hahahahaaaa lol. I bought rosethorn hall (house for sale) in skingrad for 25 000 septims, and now the guy who sells furnishing have disappeard. so i cant buy furnishing. so damn pissed off

[thedragonborn126]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took a sword to the face.

[Cliveeramos]

0:20 no shit sherlock...

[TheVadernielsen]

i used to be a smart guard, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[bahamut12th]

how did you do that kill mods?

[nirvanaman100]

how do you do that? all i can do is hut someone hard with a sword....

[Deathrate100000]

That is what happens when a mexican steels water-mellons from a farmer.

[MelissaBorges2001]

Is your character a woman or a man ? O.o'

[2Seatroll2]

@MelissaBorges2001 he's a little girl

[MelissaBorges2001]

@2Seatroll2 Well this really doesn't look like a girl '-'

[2Seatroll2]

@MelissaBorges2001 no shit sherlock :)

[themrlegoman1000]

gibmod blood mod skins etc.

[01984lockyer]

E-excuse me are you alright? I..I...This persons dead o_o *stares at the murderer holding the weapon* O.o

[infernomoo]

Will they hire anyone now? How much gold do they get paid for being stupid?

[TwistedProductions99]

Lol very cool

[MattyRasker]

Brilliant! Arr man that creased me up.

[GLaDOSV6]

I would've pissed myself had you done this to Martin before he runs off the fight Mehrunes Dagon

[Gyssefar]

captain obvious has just arrived...

10 minutes later "wer`e doomed 

[ThrashMetalAssault1]

no arrow to the knee jokes?

[kman9591]

Tiss jst a scrach

[druidenis]

captain obvious AWAAAAAAY

[adeel3000]

its just a flesh wound..he'll live :D

[IronMaiden881000]

I'm no doctor but i think he's dead.

[MegaCayuela]

OMG how many sword capacity? (or mod)

[Xbox360isbeastmode]

How did you make the head go wacko!?!

[XxDarklegionoffirexX]

It sounded like diareah for frigsakes.

[killl430]

Call Amberlamps!

[MonsterHunter721]

@killl430

he leekin'! he leekin'!!!

[lushiouspig]

wtf was up with the noise he made......

[aMpeDDUp]

bring the ambalamps

[MastahCam1]

Quick....call.....Amberlamps!

[Wharwulif]

You know...that guard could be a very good detective!

[ArmyOfWalrus]

"A man was lying on the street

Some punk's chopped off his head

I'm the only one who stops, to see if he's dead...

mmmmmmmmm, turns out he's dead"

[BigPappaMac14]

omg are you all right ftw stupid ass guard

[taffylaffy11]

Hurry he might still be alive XD

[2Seatroll2]

@taffylaffy11 Somebody call an ambulance!

[19Eden91]

@2Seatroll2

somebody find his head befor is too late!

[Thezillionth]

@2Seatroll2 *ampulamps

[okamiweed]

@taffylaffy11 YEAH, HIS HEAD FLEW OFF AND HE'S STILL LIVING!!!!!!!!

[ArockTheDemonic13]

The music in the vid.. I swear that was from Assassin's creed o.o Or I've just played too much Assassin's Creed and Oblivion to mix up the sounds xD

[2Seatroll2]

@ArockTheDemonic13 you are correct

[ArockTheDemonic13]

@2Seatroll2 Alright thanks. ^^

[2Seatroll2]

@Ilikepie318 "Uncensored Oblivion"

[MrACDCrule]

Are you sure??

[999deaths]

what mod?

[TheRealFreeman1]

Mods - ruining Oblivion since 2006!

[QuickThunder123]

didnt know you could decapitate people in oblivion

[0902studios]

@QuickThunder123 its a mod sir

[QuickThunder123]

@0902studios riiiiiight :( dammnnnnnnnn im gonna go buy it for pc anyways hello good citizen lolololol

[0902studios]

@QuickThunder123 you should buy skyrim

[QuickThunder123]

@0902studios on 360 i will but i want oblivion on pc coz this pc is so shit it might be able to run it heheh good luck running skyrim on this shit heheh ;) have you got skyrim?

[0902studios]

@QuickThunder123 yeah got skyrim now, took away my social life. no joke lol. and yeah it really feels epic :D

[QuickThunder123]

@0902studios hmmm a good life plan is not to buy skyrim right now then it would surely take away my social life as it has yours :P good night my friend

[0902studios]

@QuickThunder123 yeah but it doesnt matter since the game was worthwhile :]

[Meiling13579]

thanks captain obvious

[MyHeartBeatsRnR]

just a flash wound...

[DEZEKER08]

Shut up! You only killed the bride's father, that's all!

Well, you know I really didn't mean to.

Didn't MEAN TO?! You stuck your sword right through his head!

Oh dear, I'm so sorry. Is he alright?

[Ificationer]

this reminds me on the ending of The Room...

[HewoGuy]

Guard: How can I... *stab* Help, HELP! I'M BEING ATTACKED *dies* *gurgling noise*

Distant guard: Someone's been murdered! *runs up to dead body* *gasp* Oh my goodness... E-excuse me, are you alright? *Sharp breath* By... By the nines, this person is dead...

:c

[Arthur6526]

"E-excuse me, are you alright?..."

(voice from the back) "Yes, and by they way, could please... put my head back to body?"

[SoEffinLIVE]

You can do that in Skyrim! :D

[Evildonkey1]

@apachechief3 its a mod for pc, called deadly reflex, one of the best mods out there! :D

[Lightdarkness07]

"Oh my goodness are you alright!?!"

"Yes, Yes I am."

[LordAztahoth]

Merely a flesh wound

[ApacheChief3]

Whoa, i can't cut people's heads off in my Oblivion...why can you do that?

[MultiSPOREfan]

@ApacheChief3

It's a mod called deadly reflexes (more of a dlc really) PC users only though :/

search deadly reflexes on youtube

[ethereallnyte]

AAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Funny shit, man. XD

[sillybomber]

Considering Oblivion came out in 2006 the graphics are world class.

[blindwalke]

its just a flesh wound,he'll walk it off

[CommanderOfTheGrey]

Oh shit! wasn't expecting that. If only the real game was like this.

[SunFlightx]

its only but a flesh wound!

[L337LYC4N]

Wait...did you pick his head up?

[2Seatroll2]

@L337LYC4N hmm no... its still lying in shit and mud. And maggots feeding on it.

[L337LYC4N]

@2Seatroll2 lol alright it looked like you did at 0:09 but it only says guard helmet

[lohaneser]

@L337LYC4N Upon, few, finishing moves in Deadly Reflex mod some parts of clothing or armor are dropped on the ground regardless of body parts.

[L337LYC4N]

@lohaneser Ah. Makes sense!

[ShadeZeeker]

@L337LYC4N no, his helmet

[HyperRaiden73]

Just like Fallout. XD

[ForTheOneHD]

How can I... HELP! HELP!

[BennyJ69]

SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDER'D

[pirateguy6]

CRIMINAL SCUM!

[GirlWithoutThoughts]

ew, so much blood. -.-

[JuDicusMaXimus]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[txplaystafreak]

its ok... only a fleshwound

[sozati70]

Wouhh shit that's cool mod!!

[RayZerno]

Captain obvius!

[jakenblat]

alas it is only...

*puts on sunglasses*

A FLESHWOND!!!!

YYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oOoRandomnessoOo]

Horatio Caine Guard: My god! This person is dead!

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[loltizzle]

lol black dynamite

[skoowy]

Just a flesh wound don't worry

[CookieMonster4683]

how did you chop of his head

[Dreams242]

@CookieMonster4683 It's a mod.

[Ziger117]

ahh, just give him CPR he'll be fine XD

[LordBordNoob]

Assasin cred+Postal 2= Oblivion

[SignalAce1]

Oh my goodness. Uh, excuse me! Are you alright?

Naaawwwww

[Oblivion9907]

that guard is pretty smart :-D

[spher26]

@jakassme

All u have to do is go up to a sleeping person and select feed... Then u won't burn and people won't hate u

[nicklong27]

hahahaha



[jakassme]

i hate being a vampire im burning to death and everybody hates me all the citizens are racist to vampires

[PangeaSpreads]

@jakassme Not sure what platform your using but I use the PS3 and ya being a vampire "Sucks", the trick here is to sneak into someones house at night using picklocks and drink their blood, this makes you normal looking again so people wont hate and allows you to walk during the day without burning. There's a glitch on the PS3 where the witch that makes a cure for vampirism wont take the bloodgrass, just temporarily change the language to deutsche, she will then take the grass and make the cure

[2dreamy]

I love the Assassins creed music!

[2Seatroll2]

@2dreamy i never played AC2 btw. But teh music is great and sounds really nice in game. Better than Jeremy Soul's yawning fest.

[icygood101]

@2Seatroll2 I love the soundtrack as is =/

[Garthorium]

@2Seatroll2 Jeremy Soules yawning fest? excuse me but Jeremy soule was given the title of 'The John Williams of video games' That is the biggest video game music composer title you can get. Dont fucking trod on his masterpiece's that he made on that game because there is no better soundtrack that goes with that game. Fuck AC2 it was a fucking joke.

[MrFlyingscotsman1]

@2Seatroll2 you should play assassins creed.. xD

it's better than this oblivion sh*t...

oblivion doesn't even have good graphics D:

~can't comment on skyrim since it just came out

[tee14sigh]

@MrFlyingscotsman1 you are a dick if u think that. how could compare oblivion to assassins creed, they are two completely different games.

[0902studios]

@2Seatroll2 hehe moron.

[2Seatroll2]

@0902studios hehe sims lover.

[0902studios]

@2Seatroll2 so what? lol :D

[Varyalover]

@2Seatroll2 Yes, Jesper Kyde has done considerably better work than Jeremy Soule.

I also like medieval 2's. Used both soundtracks in a crusader mod I'm making.

[Kodaishinigami]

Hmmm... I feel like I've seen this in Mortal Kombat before...

"... Are you okay?"

[XCMAX10X]

O Rly?

[sexcrazypig]

SKYRIM finish move????

[ramnozack]

i prefer unesscessary violence 2 because it has more feautres like CLIMBING WALLS and still have decapitations and what not. Also has bomb creation throwing weapons tons of new attacks

[VigilantRomanDesigns]

@ramnozack Yes, but its crashes and glitches are too much to bear. :|

[ramnozack]

@VigilantRomanDesigns doesn't crash with me only crashes sometimes when unequiping the dual wield weapons wrongly

[VigilantRomanDesigns]

@ramnozack Interesting. Maybe it's my stubborn computer...OhWell. Either way, I use DR5 (Will upgrade to 6 on full release, but as long as it crashes every time I go to throw my weapon...). But besides the glitches that I got with unnecessary violence, it is a great mod.

[reedscott3]

*Uriel Septim comes out from behind the corner* "Yes." Guard, "Oh thank Akatosh."

[rastaziggy81]

really he's dead! i never new that

[PirateMonkeyFilmz]

i just learned that skyrim has beheading... not modded 8D

[TrueDebater]

Hey look it's a dead soldier! Nope just Chuck Testa.

[HumanSheep]

AC2 soundtrack FTW, nice vid =]

[Maestro2514]

tis but a scratch!

[jeremydarkchild]

@Maestro2514 haha but scratch

[Maestro2514]

@Cha0sSt0rm haha, "your penis is missing!"

".... oh shit"

[grunter59]

@Maestro2514 i aint got time to get my head cutted off

[HgnCommerce]

- "Are you allright?"

- "Mmmmrrrr" (answer the decapitaded guard body).

- "Really?"

- "Trolololol!" (reply the decapitated guard head).

[cpthinks]

he will be fine in a bit im sure of it i had that done to me 

[heheIvan]

From what mod is that sword? :O

[McGriffinBlade]

Where can I find this sword you 're using? The one you "obviously" killed this poor guard X)

[ArcheSan1]

*Chops head off*

Skingrad Guard: Oh my goodness. E-excuse me, are you alright? By the nines, this person is dead.

NO SHIT SHERLOCK?

[GameFreak6708]

@ArcheSan1 i believe he said ''divines'' not ''nines''

[gtamythbuster2324]

i think you can do this kind of thing in skyrim

[cooper7649]

lol



[Robertx32]

Obviously xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[xXTheFalconsFanXx]

sounds are slightly disturbing...

[iloveredalert3]

*gasp* oh my goodness,e-excuse me are you allright I-

By the nines,this persons dead.

[Danny8849]

Guard: -looks at dead body on the ground- GASP are you alright.

-looks at the guy holding a sword in front of the dead body hes dead

murderer: obviously

me: dumbest guard ive ever seen

[XBOXBaboo405]

Guard:Oh.. OH my goodness are u alright\

Dead guy: (x_x)

[SpidahRidah]

Please... tell me the name of this mod.