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  • Most of those ads were great, and i respect both women and cheeseburgers. i guess this lady has pledged allegiance to the gender-less McDonald's...

  • Haha. Those commercials are so hilariously shallow. You don't even need commentary to realize how ridiculous they are.

  • Angry lesbian is angry.

  • i find this hard to masturbate too...=(

  • I don't understand the hand/machine metaphor. Are they saying that vaginas are mechanical? Or have they invented a sex robot?

  • @doombuggy123 The "machines" are referring to vibrators and/or dildos. They're playing off this idea that men are threatened by a woman who masturbates using a vibrator, because it is seen as the vibrator replacing the penis. But if a woman masturbates just using her fingers, then that means that she still needs a man to completely pleasure herself.

    I'm not saying that all, or even most, guys think like this. But that's what the commercial is assuming.

  • @Xeginy Well then why did she start talking about giving people handjobs?

  • @doombuggy123 Because she's making a joke about the overt sexuality of the ice cream commercial. "Why use a machine when you can use your hand" a hoard of hot girls are saying. Sure, it seems like they're all talking about something sexy, but then Carl's Jr. gives you the misdirection by revealing it's about ice cream. Hence, the audience is now equating getting milkshakes at Carl's Jr. with hot girls doing sexy things (like masturbating) with their hands.

  • @Xeginy But she's talking about giving handjobs and you're saying that the girls are actually talking about masturbation. I guess the lack of consistency is just messing me up. Oh well, thanks though.

  • This girl get burned by some past ex? Wird. Not that I'm necessarily condoning men's general behavior nowadays, but willing women make it possible... Talk about lowering your expectations. ;)

  • @erikka31 Women don't "allow" themselves to be portrayed at just that, actually. Walk outside and tell me how many girls in your neighborhood look like Kim Kardashian; the girl who dresses like an upscale call girl, and actually ENJOYS being an icon of "I'm sexy and rich, and also useless" is astronomical. I can't stop Kim/Britney/Paris from dressing that way, or acting retarded, no matter how much I hate or despise them for degrading women. If you figure out a way to get them to, let me know.

  • ... how did i end up here?

  • I. Love. You.

  • "so yesterday I went to get a milkshake, but I ended up giving someone a handjob" ahahaha I love this woman.

  • 2:32 Ladies, it's not only duche's hearts that's finding a way to.

  • 1:29 "you know what this steak burger needs? ****ing chicken patties!

  • @someguy227 Those are onion rings.

  • Heh, apparently Carl's Jr think that men are douchey tools while women are PMSy bitches. xD

    Look at it this way. They're being equally sexist towards bothg men and women.

  • @MissMiano Except that they're portraying men's douchiness as a normal, desirable behaviour, while women's bitchiness is both a terrible thing and a justification for the douchey behaviour. (Such as the ad for the jalapeno burger - the man using the assumption that his pepper-induced tears are genuine to manipulate the woman into capitulating to his wishes is not only acceptable, but a completely fair response in the face of her nagging.) So I wouldn't really call it "equal" at all.

  • Why does it look like the hardee's logo? Are they like rallies and checkers?

  • @BrianCardova their sister companies.

  • Am i the only one who thinks letting a robot give you a hand job sounds scary?

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  • Hardee's is Carl Jrs.?

    I only question because I've only ever known it as Hardees.

    Is it a midwestern thing?

  • so i guess i have to find ciphermind117's comment now?

  • There was another Carls Jr. ad when a whole bunch of dudes are watching NASCAR or something equally manly and another dude comes out of the kitchen offering a tray of biscuits that he baked, and they all look at him like they had just witnessed him murder somebody. The tagline: "Men don't bake". Who knew a commercial could be sexist to both genders?

  • Eat a hamburger and style my hair....

    Eat a hamburger and wait for my husband to be...

    Eat a hamburger and hang out with my girlfriends...

    Eat a hamburger and worry about all the excess weight gain...

    Eat a hamburger...and feel free to add to the tedium of things that women fret over.

    **This was a sarcastic spiel, I am a female just adding to the truthful giggle worthiness of Target Women. Thank you Ms. Haskins.**

  • fun fact: Carl kacher looked down at the ads starting with the "If it doesn't get over the place, it doesn't belong in your face ad.

  • @kingheinz57 And pointing that out shows 1) how little you know, and 2) that women deal with a lot of shit. So do men. Sexism hurts everyone.

  • I thought I wanted a milkshake...haha

  • nag, nag, nag.........

  • Some women relax with soap operas, wine and chocolate. I relax with Target Women, beer, and nachos.

  • I went to a Hardees once, which I know is the same as Carl's Jr. The food was terrible. Turns out, they hadn't changed the oil for a few weeks because the guy who gives them their oil had never shown up. Yuck! We got a refund, but I'm never ever eating at one of those places again. I know they're all different places and maybe Carl's Jr, Burgers are better made with new oil, but I'm just sticking with MacDonalds from now on.

  • @dagnytheartist That's like saying a brand of cigarettes are so bad that the better alternative is to suck on the end of the muffler of a running diesel truck.

  • 2:00am: "I'll watch one target women episode..."

    It's now 6:45am -__-

  • lol i like this video funny

  • bitches be crazy.

  • sex sales so what get what your saying but leave the hamburgers out of this there are so many more products out for you then the burger uncommon knowledge celery you will burn more calories eating it then you will gain but leave the burger alone also celery is not bad just example about foods everything has a nutrional value to some extent its when you over eat foods or too much of certain ones it comes by but its funny to hear you rant lol

  • @possesivenoun40 Two things. First of all, I cannot believe that you misspelled "sells" in two different ways in two different comments. Second, please start using some punctuation. Seriously.

  • @Candypirate11 umm this is the internet i dont need any punctuation and your not my professor so i will be as lazy as i pleas and the first comment i meant to delete and thought i did it wasnt supposed to post but did and o well also i dont no whats worse that you are correcting peoples grammar on the internet or you care maybe you should start correcting wikipedias information sources while your at it also have a good day ps i forgot to punctuate again

  • hey you can nock on the comercials but it shows sex sail but leave the burger out of this carls jr makes the best burgers but still funny vid but leave the hamburger alone

  • @Kinjamaimai pfffffttttttttt.

    'look, a woman's angry! gee whiz, that must be cause shes jealous of another woman! women can't possibly have informed opinions outside of burning jealousy! all they care about is if another woman has smaller thighs, not stuff like sexism and double standards! big words like that don't even exist in our simple female vocabularies!' puh-lease.

  • Oh Sarah, I think the way you wash a car and eat a hamburger is much 'sexier' than the way the other girl does...

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  • Oh lord I hate these ads so much. I'm sick of this campaign. It needs to burn.

  • this chick likes to call guys Douche's, i bet she has problems getting guys, being such a Bob Barker

  • @BOYWOODU Wow. I think you succeeded in completely missing the point of this episode, and maybe this entire series. Congratulations.

  • @ColdClamChowder i think you are looking too much into my comment

  • I love Carl's JR food but these ads are totally retarded! they make the place look like a uncanny marriage between a sexist 50's Ad and a 8yr old's "No girls allowed" club... How that could be productive in any way, women like fast food too, right? not even Hooters would pull something this ridiculous! They are not even funny it's like they are not trying to sell something but they are encouraging us to troll our GFs!!!

  • ahgod that human touch girl uses so much saliva when she speaks... ewwww

  • Epic fail at 1:00

  • HAHA!!! falls off the car! xD

  • i swear i fucking love Carl's Jr. FTW!!

  • Oh man that rant at the end is amazing.

  • "Wedding! Gotcha!" I lived for this show. Life isn't the same since it ended.

  • 0:46 That's half of American culture right there.

  • WHAT THE F*** IS CARLS JR...IM 150% SURE ITS HARDEES..THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE

  • @fuzzyhatgirl Both are subsidiaries of CKE Restaurants and are basically the same restaurant... Carl's JR in the western states and Hardees in the eastern ones. Both were founded by different people but I don't know why they are so similar and yet have different names.

  • @CipherMind117 The only time anyone uses "feminazi" is when they don't actually have an argument against the other person's opinion.

  • @CipherMind117 You're 16. Talk to me when you're actually grown up enough to realize how wrong you are. You think men have a higher sex drive? Then the media has already infected your brain. Also, I guess I wasn't aware that only guys eat fast food. You are the one who needs to learn how the world works before you speak...or type, whatever.

  • @CipherMind117 hey straw man, where'd you get your (false) info about women having lower sex drives than men? yeah, just because they don't want sex with YOU doesn't mean they don't want sex.

  • @CipherMind117 its funny because how false your statement is LOL!!

  • hhhhhh u are amazing funny sweet girl .

  • your cool :D

  • I hope you get on Old Spice's case right now for having a scantily clad muscularly perfect male in his show riding a horse (2 big powerful beasts that a lot of women just love - not a stereotype, actual women I've talked to), because frankly, I was SO offended that women wouldn't love me with my luv handles instead of this powerful muscular, extremely articulate man.

  • when she slid off that car lmfao i miss target women =/

  • I hate when that happens, I go out for a burger but I end up giving a hand job D; lmao

  • i want some Carl Jr.s burgers

  • douchebaggery! I thought I was the only person who uses that word

  • carl's jr. is wayyyyy tooooo sexual...but their burgers look goood <--- damit!

  • Is Carl's Jr the west coast's Hardee's? The packaging in these ads look just like Haree's stuff.

  • @sacricolist Yep.

  • @sacricolist apparently. i thought it was just some hick thing since i'm from the south.

  • These ads target the lower demographics for a reason.

  • guys are douches... lol

  • The commercials ARE terrible. But I'm a girl and, I gotta say I like the food. Lol.

  • I love how the Carl's Jr waitress wiping down the table in the beginning looks almost exactly like the guy's girlfriend..

  • @lilanma I thought that too!

  • The gender bios against men and women in the commercial is terrible.

    But the video is very good, it makes it's point well.

  • what was blurred out when she fell off the car?

    are there some naughty bits near the small of the back that i never knew about?

  • @DexRok her pants were probably too low for her liking, maybe showing a little of her butt, so it was blurred out for modesty.

  • I love when she falls off the car OMG!

  • i love carls jr, its the best.

  • I am a guy but I don't try to express my masculinity by being such a deuchebag, I mean, there is a difference between being attracted to women and being a lazy, fast food eating, sexist, pervert, right?

  • @ArturoStojanoff Indeed

  • These ads encompass everything I hate about dudes.

  • are these reaaaaal commercials? I've never heard of this restaurant before, I guess there aren't any in my area? anyway, those commercials are really disgusting :/

  • "Oh, meet me at the Church! WEDDING GOTCHA!!!!" LMAO...

  • oh wait, it's hardees. yeah, hardees sucks so bad...

  • lol. i want a hand scooped banana shake now xD shitfuck

  • Actor at 2:42, holy friggin' hell. There is no way that arm-width is natural in humans. Including the sallowness of her skin and the dip in her cheeks, anorexia nervosa for sure.

  • no, no, no, don't you know that's what women are supposed to look like! right?

  • @cutekev29

    ignorant closeminded patriarchal piece of weak shit. :]

  • creative

  • This is why I don't eat at Carl's Jr.

  • @missmental I don't because a) I'm broke, b) i don't think there is one in my town and c) fast food's too fattening. but having a fourth reason's good!

  • After seeing her eat a burger while washing her Prius, I just wanna eat a burger so I can get a smart girl that drives a Prius. LOL

  • Paris Hilton is the biggest slut I've ever seen, And she probably hasnt eaten at carls jr in her life before

  • 1:00 Hilarious LMAO

  • Thats so funny when shes washing the car! haha they blurred her buttcrack

  • @unclesonnyonutube

    Son, those are two completely different numbers.....if you get what i mean

  • @unclesonnyonutube Women are not out here to please you. Remember that. :)

  • I'm sorry but I find the Jalapeno one pretty funny lol

  • does it matter?

  • Not one for high standards, eh ?

    *burp*

  • Wait... If I eat hamburgers then I can have three girlfriends? Screw this veggie business.

  • I KEEP WATCHIN THE CAR WASH SCENE OVER AND OVER AND I KEEP LAUGHING. thanks a lot sarah, for making me laugh til i pee, you bitch! :)

  • I died laughing in the car washing scene!

  • @ZOMGAPOTATO ive been watching it for a week straight and it never gets old!

  • LMAO AT 1 MIN

  • on the east coast its called Hardees.

  • Thank you! I knew the star looked familiar, but had no clue what Carl's Jr. was.

  • I'm sorry I have nothing more interesting to add

    but these are fantastic

    keep up the great work!

  • these are hilarious

  • Oh another funny one

    Where do you get to be so creative ?

  • Well, its only sad if you let the idiots get to you.

  • Commercial was obviously made by a man. Human touch is nice, but better than an awesome vibrator? Pffff.

  • 160 or 180? What exactly, preference to the watts I like in my vibrator, age-wise, how much I bench?

    Do I have to use a vibrator? No. But does anyone have to masturbate? Nah. Would I choose a vibrator over a real guy's dick? Most of the time, unless your dick can vibrate at jackhammer speeds and you can make me have an amazing orgasm without even having to penetrate me.

  • 0:56 OMG LOL HAHA

  • XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA I LOVE IT! <3

    Especially at 0:59 to 1:02 XD I laughed sooo hard!

  • laugh so hard it hurts when she slid off the car oh god

  • Anybody know Carl's Jr as Hardees? Becuase that's what it's called down here......

  • it's carl's jr. where i live, but i've been places where it's called hardees, yeah.

    still delicious either way.

  • No wonder Idiocracy stuck Carls Jr. in their movie.

  • are you okay sarah...you fell off that car?

  • The media makes both genders look like idiots and I hate them both. Everything from these Carls Jr commercials to fucking Transformers movies to any magazine that you'll see in a grocery store line all try to make looks seem like the single most important quality. WHO GIVES A SHIT IF JENNIFER ANISTON GAINED 10 LBS?!!!!!!!!!

    The common stereotype for men is a brain dead blue collar worker who is completely controlled by sex drive and and juicy burgers. Hmm... sounds like a Carls Jr ad.

  • jerk :P

  • I keep seeing people commenting to get over it because these are "just" commercials. But that's the thing, they aren't just commercials. They're a reflection of what the media is teaching us -- that it's ok to objectify women and that men are lying cheating scum.

  • Yes, exactly, I agree completely. It sells both sexes short.

    Please, people who believe that advertisements don't effect our society, consider taking a look at the "Killing Us Softly" or "Masculinity Crisis, Tough Guise" videos here on youtube. They're both really well done and professional series about mass media.

  • JAJjA

  • hull your fat asses to the drive through!

    haha brilliant.

  • LOLLL HAHAHA this one so funnyyy !!!

  • "Oh, meet me at the church."

    "....WEDDING! GOTCHA!"

    lol XD that's just how it works.

    ty Sarah <3

  • 1:00

    watch it over and over

    lol

  • lol

  • and their food is terrible

  • Hardee's are up north and Carl's Jr.'s are further south

  • Wow, this is the first time I've heard of Carl's Jr. We don't have them here in NC. :)

  • its hardees and its all over nc

  • they got you hook line and sinker, how many sexy women have you seen there huh?

  • wow, i totally agree