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  • Yo mama so ugly Angry Birds want to leave her alone.

  • So weak

  • Yo mama so fat that she has to use Ekvator as her belt

  • Yo mama so stupid, that when her dad said it was chilly,she went outside with a spoon!!

  • Yo mama's so fat , the neighbourhood kids run laps around her for exercise

  • Yo mama is so stupid she went to walmart and crawled on the floor to find lower prices.

  • yo mama's so ugly your dad takes here to work with him because he doesn't want to give here a goodbye kiss

  • yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

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  • you mama so fat when she played football she was a team of one

  • To momma so ugly even bob the builder cant fix that

  • yo mamas so ugly she made chuck norris cry

  • SHE MADE THE IPAD.....YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

  • Yo mama so stupid, she locked herself in a bathroom and peed herself.

  • your mommas so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother

  • yo mama so black. when you were born, they had to keep you separated until you werent afraid of the dark

  • yo mama so ugly she made right guard turn left

  • I want her to sit on my i pod touch cause ipads to expensive

  • yo mamma so ugly not even you know who would say her name

  • Yo mama, is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store, and starved to death!

  • Lol!!

  • yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew until i told her it was a fountain drink

  • Well, yo mama so (.Y.)

  • YEAH!!!!!

    AWESOME JOKES LOL HALARIOS

    

  • yo mama is so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back

  • yo mama is so ugly she entered a ugly competition the judges said sorry no pros

    

  • yo mama is so stupid when she got a f on a test she thought it ment fantastic

  • yo mama is so fat people jog around her 4 exersise

  • yo mama so old when she farted dust only came out

  • yo ma

  • yo mama so fat god couldnt light the earth if she moved

    

  • yo mama so fat when she sat on a i pad she turned it to an i pad xxxxxl

  • yo mama yo poor when she walked in the rats tripped her and the cockroaches stole her wallet!

  • yo mama so fat that when she sat on the tv she turned it in to a 90in flat scren

  • Yo mama so ugly she went camping and people claimed to have seen Bigfoot.

  • Look up mrzombie312 for more yo mama jokes

  • Yo Mama So Ugly Snow Melted Before It Fell

  • Press 1 for Yo Mama

    Press 2 for So fat

    Press 3 for AND MADE THE I PAD!!!

    Press 4 for YEAH!!!

  • your momma is so fat when she sat on the game cube she made rhe game boy

  • Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to bed, Rihanna has to get her a California STATE bed....

  • Press 4 for YEAAAAAAH!!!

  • yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to infinity and beyond!!!!

  • @Nefus1988 lamfo

  • Yo Mama So Smart shes so hot.. SHE ONLY WHEARS HER LAB JACKET! COME ON!

  • Yo Brody So Awesome He Likes Playing Skylanders & SPYRO! TEAM BRODY YEAH!

  • Yo mama so ugly the angry birds thought she was king pig

  • Yo mama so ugly! the creatures of minecraft are afraid of her.

  • your mommas so fat, when she does oush ups the world goes up and down

  • Yo mamma so fat she was mistaken for the death star

  • yo momma so fat that when she sat on a nintendo 3ds she turned it into a DS LITE!!!! YEAHHHHHHHH

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  • THE iPAAAAD!!!!! YEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yo mama so fat. Even Dora can't explore her!

  • YO MAMA IS SO FAT. APPLE MADE HER A SPECIAL EDITION IPAD CALLED IFAT!!

  • On ipod

  • i wasted :38 seconds of my life.

  • I got one for ya Brody... yo mama so fat that she looks like you. Yes you.

  • @jjx6766766

    I was watching it on my iPod but now it's an iPad !!!! lol :D

  • ooh can she sit on my ipod!!

  • Now, yo mama works @ Apple Inc, sittin on Ipods, and makin Ipads.

  • Thumbs up if you were watching this on the iPad

  • Yo mama so hairy that when she went to the movies the crowd said , "WOW KING KONG IN 3-D!!"

  • Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order

  • I'm watching this on my iPod

  • Your momma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said" I QUIT!"

  • Your mums so ugly that it looks like you've got some competition

  • Yo mama so fat... She'll die within 2 months.

  • that was funny. your mama is so fat she mad the galaxy look like an ant

  • 0:09 - Before she sat on the iPad.

    0:12 - After she sat on the iPad.

  • 0:15 for :YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

  • yo mamma so FAT her cereal bowl came with a lifegaurd

  • yo mama so fat her faviorate type of bell is the dinner bell!!!!!!!!!!

  • YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK

  • yomamma is so ugly the angry birds got mad at her!

  • repeat 3 2 and 1

    whats the hidden message

  • Yes that is frgin awsome

  • yo mama so fat that when her friend told him about the macbook pro, he went to mcdonalds to buy one

  • Press 1 for MAMA

  • He sounds like the actor that plays Joe Swanson on Family Guy.

  • Yo mama is so fat she sits around the house, I mean AROUND THE HOUSE!

  • Yo dawg i heard you like planets so i put your mom on earth so you can live on a planet while living on a planet.

  • My favorite one yet xD

  • You mama so fat she thought the iPad was a iPod

  • press 3 for worried face

  • Yo mama is so stupid! She thought an eggs box was a gaiming console!!!!!

  • Yo mama so fat she takes the whole landscape

  • Yo mama so ugly she throw a boomerang and it didn't came back cause she's ugly

  • yo mama so fat every time she goes to the bathroom an earthquake happens in japan

  • isn't that yo mum's stupid aswell, i mean who sits on an ipod?

  • Yo mamas so fat she broke the toilet

  • yo mama so fat, she outgrew her birthday suit

  • yo mama so fat when she sat down the apocalypse happened

  • I callthe ipad

  • Funny

  • Poor iPad... D:

  • your mamma so fat that when a wave hit her she caused a sunami

  • Yo mama so fat that she turned the Ipad into... WELL APPLE HELP ME OUT!

  • press 4 for a YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • press 2 to hear me describe you

  • press 4 to hear godzilla roar

  • Ipod to ipad oooooooooo

  • Bring yo mama here. I want an ipad

  • I got and IPod touch, if she could just come over to my house...

  • yo mama so poor when i saw her kicking a can i said what are u doing and she said moving

  • i never touching the iPad again...

  • Yo mama so fat that when she cut her self marshmallow flow came out

  • hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaha­hahah ! thumbs up if you agree PS: Top comment is gay !!!

  • ur mama so fat exposure to her breath can make you fat

  • STOP MAKING FUN OF MY MAMA!!!!!

  • yo mama so stupid that went she went on a blind date she actually dressed as a blind person

  • why does this channel exsist

  • yo mama so fat when she jumped in the air she blocked the sun

  • yo mama so fat, she was locked in mcdonalds and starved to death

  • Your moma's so stupid she STOLE FREE SAMPLES

  • lol

    

  • yo mamma so fat she sat on a pillow and made a BLANKET YEAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • Yo mama so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids she said stop that twinkie

  • yo mama is so fat people jogged around her for exercise 

  • Yo Mama so ugly the angry birds wouldent go near her

  • yo mama so fat wen she fell down and broke her leg gravy fell out!

  • thats why the birds are so angry

  • @jcTamales yo momma's so poor she walks down the street with one shoe...and if you ask her if dhe lost one she says "No i found one"

  • YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE SQUSHED A OREO! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFT! HAHAHAHAH! OH MY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! (squished by oreo cream.

  • yoo mama so SUPID she locked her self in a mortalcycle!!!

  • I'm never touching the screen of an iPad again xD

  • yo mama is so ugly when she goes to japan everybody seid run! it's godzilla!

  • YEEEEAAAAHHHHH it's Me!

  • @forify1212 When she sat on the iPod she made the iPad

  • yo moma so ugly not even Duke nukem would hit it

  • whatd he say wheres the ipad i dont get it

  • yo mama so stupid when she saw a ipad she said where is the keybord 

  • Thanks u yo mama for making th ipad! my cousns gonna sit on my ipad to see what happened

  • Yo mama so stupid that when she was driving to the airport she saw a sight that said airport -- left and she turned around and went home

  • was that supposed to be funny?

  • yo mamas so stupid she thought Justin Bieber was a person!!!!!!

  • yo mama so fat when she sat on the macdolands Bucket she maket A MAC YEAAAAAAH *****

  • free ipad

  • I'm watching this on I pad!

  • Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the ipad, she made the SMARTBOARD

  • im the 16 000 liker :E

  • sir u need to lower ur voice n besise ur jokes r hilariaous

  • Yo mamma so stupid she triped over a cordless telephone.

  • i replayed this like 5 times and i still cant understand what he was saying plz tell me -_-'

  • @Animeshelly0120 are u really that dumb

  • @PredatorRayified i meant the joke i didnt hear what he said after she sat on the ipad

  • Yo mamma so fat when she played football she took up the whole pitch

  • Yo mommas so fat she went to a party with high heels and came back with flipflops

  • Yo mama so stupid she passes on chain mail!!!!! Guys seriously why bother posting them???

  • YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE PASSES ON CHAIN MAIL!!!!!!!! Seriously guys why bother writing them?

  • yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection left her!!!!

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS f6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARRY CUZ ITWORK

  • ONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS f6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARRY CUZ ITWORK

  • yo mamas so old I told her to akt her age, she died.

  • press 4 for YEAH!

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS f6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARRY

  • yo momma so stupid she starved in super Publix.

    yo momma so stupid she shit herself in a toilette factory.

  • Yo mama so fat, when she plays the game called "angry bird" the birds didnt fly toward the pigs but her!

  • ...she MADE THE IPAAAAD!! YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­!

  • Yo mama's fat, she made Fallingwater falling down!