Robin Williams Stand Up Comedy Part 7

[liverlad06]

@2741718 he wasn't arabic, but he was a bane to humanity so ah well, robin is hilarious!?

[bobthestonegoose]

The Amish Mechanic bit made me laugh so hard

[Itachi4853]

@2741718  Who cares? hes dead!!

[2741718]

OSAMA BEN LADEN IS NOT ARABIC!!!

[Halo1138]

How fucking anal do you have to be for the English to go, 'Get the fuck OUT!'

Now I'm curious, how did it really go down?

[BabyJedi2015]

Osama Bin Laden

"What is this where are my virgins?!"

George Washington

"71 Virginians you asshole!"

[HashKeth]

Frog legs are actually very yummy

[Ember4501]

"Have you found Jesus?" People came to our door once and said that and my dad said "No, we're practicing Satanism."

[KrystalDove1]

and anyone who is a friend of the hookah will go: "POP-TARTS!!!!!!!!!"

[levelingup]

"And St. Peter goes, hey Jesus, did you call a cab?"

Oh boom.

[wannabeshewolf]

i wanna pop tart now and i wanna go to disney land

[vampirephychic]

"No, God just went click"

[JewsCantBePiratz]

o god. 71 virginians . . . Jesus did you call a cab?

[SadiChanMagellan123]

Guns and Moses.

[LizzinLiteral]

"No, God just went click." - LMFAO!

[LizzinLiteral]

I know it's not on purpose, but I like how he makes Henry VIII sound like a pirate.

[xchater101]

were are my 71 virgins! its 71 Virginians you asshole!

[Saotome425]

Poptarts....

[jonypill42069]

I have the dvd of this, and am seeing some of these jokes for the first time.

[jeswin7]

Though shalt not kill - More like though shalt not wear a kilt. Hahaha I could not stop laughing

[spaz564]

yes, i do answer the door naked...

[vampx2k7]

Gadafi duck! LOL.

[patamon3]

aha we found the PC's sssssss its ok to beat the shit out of him but don't do the ethnic joke sssssssss

lol

[asevorovesa]

shiaaad has hit the fan motherfucker!!

[Blasted2Oblivion]

People so uptight the English kicked them out.

[Jems17]

@Blasted2Oblivion

He's got that right. If we're calling you up-tight then you know you're a dick.

I love this guy.

[SrbinIlija]

And thank God it was the Egyptians,and not the French,cause the French would go:

Lunch!...OK! 

HAHAHAHAHA

[Rizrsniper]

I just realized....the man working the spot light must be thinking "Stop fucking moving!!!"

[sov6rulz]

He has the best french imitation! Cracks me up everytime he does it

[renerjani]

he is hollarius

[farazfontana]

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAAD

[amflanes]

Seventy virgils goin you got a pertty mouth

[ZodiacgirlVirgo]

*gasp* poptarts....

wtf XD

[badasstexasbunny]

hahahaha i love that old man

[hotgluefingerboard11]

I just learned more from this video than I did in history class. Thank you Robin

[Oxpost]

Please stop quoting the jokes, it ruins everything for people who haven't watched it before!!!!

[Tanx1017]

71 Virginians you asshole!!!

[HoggyWartyHogwarts]

Light = God just went Click.... LOL

[RaversFinalFantasy]

"I'm the fucking pope now. Har-har-har!"

Didn't know Henry VIII was a pirate. lol

[TheNorah1995]

is he against islam ?

if he is I don't like him anymore ! :(

[fireserpent14]

@TheNorah1995 in his stand up, he's against everything and everyone, including himself, the french, the irish, the olympics, drugs, alcohol, animals, police, the english, americans, airports, childbirth, fornicators, catholics, religion and god in general, history, the future, music, canadians, tv, tv shows, politicians, politics, their money, the south... the list goes on and on, no one's safe from him ^^ the best thing to do is just laugh because he has a great sense of humor

[AndreDarkAngel]

@TheNorah1995 hello, islam is a threat, nobody fucking likes you muslims, no wonder he's attacking you. Try democracy.

[TheNorah1995]

@AndreDarkAngel RACIST ! screw you ! if nobody likes us then howcome there are millions of muslims who live in peace in this world,close minded,ignorant people like you are the real threat.......like it or not islam is the fastest growing religion in the world and who know maybe some day all humans will be muslims,dude:rest in tease :P

[strawberryfetish]

@TheNorah1995 No, he's equally, unbiasedly prejudiced :)

[nintendork0943]

"Have yew found Jaysussssss" Best fucking part.

[Chazz1225]

you know a jihad has NOTHING to do with waging war, but the term means a muslim's struggle and striving to follow his religion. Just to let everyone know

[Holydiver2107]

Whoever saaid: 'That's not water' is undeniably right!

[MakeTheDubDirty]

You dont have to be caspers BITCH!

[Pharnax]

lol thou shalt not wear a kilt!

<3 Robin Williams

[ahmology]

LOL WWFW

[DanieruDesu]

i thought it was 72 virgines :P

[ProtestantIRA]

"6' 5" Arab on dialysis...Why is that so fucking hard to find?!"

A question I'd like answered as well.

[jubilee070691]

@ProtestantIRA Bc the guy who was looking for him was 5'9 with an IQ of -5

[ThaEmperor2000]

"Guns don't kill people. Apes with guns kill prople"

[tennischump]

Girl, you don't have to dress like a motherfucking bee keeper !

HAHAHAHHA ROFL !!!

[MsBludragon]

no i havent found jesus, i already looked under the bed thoug, why dont you come in and check the wine cellar, !

[MsBludragon]

hey jesus did u call a cab! ahahahahaha

[wordup2yourmother]

could you imagine this guy as a teacher lol.

[mayabooba]

@wordup2yourmother OF COURSE, BEST TEACHER EVER.

[Sethrezin]

Goes up to heaven says " 'Where are my Bitches?!...Here are your raisins!" LOL!

[xxpurexxmagexx]

is where where from adam and eve i would be robin's brother

[BrownBearJenkins]

wow, someone has the balls to make jokes about islam at .....finally

[shyshutterbug]

"71 VIRGINIANS, you asshole!" :D

[midmon]

Poptarts! the face when he says it just makes me fucking laugh so hard i coulp piss my pants and i drank like 5 liters of peach juice so yea i had to run into the bathroom really fast and i fell going around the corner lol it was a photo finish

[acerb45666555]

5:07..........Cabbies! it seems to me that many politicians have less greymatter than the Iraqi surgeon driving a cab in Brooklyn! can you see some dick brain politician try to be a cabbie in Brooklyn!!! id love to see his nervous breakdown!!

[PhilBag]

"Hayve yew faound Jeezus?!"

LMAO!

[MaxxTheSlash]

"Girl, you don't have to dress like a motherfucking beekeeper, forget that!"

[mikaylaboo1]

Muslims have no sense of humor.

You guys just cannot take any criticism.

You're a lousy bunch of freaking whiners.

Why don't you just lighten up?

[LailaMujahidah]

This makes me sad. I love Robin Williams but as a Muslim It just is mean. I know its a joke but still... :(

The virgins thing isn't even in the Qur'an So many things he said are completely out of islam. Infidels or kafirs are only those who don't believe in god. And no we just dont go around killing people.

There was some things I could laugh at but I shouldn't have.

[LailaMujahidah]

i will give credit to him though he just doesnt pick one group to make fun of he has the balls to take em all on.

[mikaylaboo1]

re. the 72 virgins...in his Quranic commentary (Tafsir) of Surah Al-Rahman (55), verse 72: "The Prophet Muhammad was heard saying: 'The smallest reward for the people of paradise is an abode where there are 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine, and ruby, as wide as the distance from Al-Jabiyyah [a Damascus suburb] to Sana'a [Yemen]'."

[LailaMujahidah]

There is no direct evidence in the Quran to support there being 70 or 72 for each person. The numerical value of 70 is derived from a Quranic commentary by Quranic scholar Ibn Kathir.

[maluse227]

hes not making fun of reasonable people like when u hear a christian joke there usually talking about the extremist just look at all the crazy people who are in the muslim religion and laugh at how they are funny he dosent mean to insult reasonable people just the crazy ones

[TheNorah1995]

@LailaMujahidah I totally agree ! this made me so sad ! :(

[trippanalga715]

wet burka contest?

[sethskerrett]

he is so funny

[TheJonnyEnglish]

why does the quality get bad after 6?

idk, but this is hillarious!!!

[AaronMk91]

Jihad literally means "exertion" pretty much. And not a kind of war, more or less about trying to do something like quit smoking.

But this is still hilarous XD.

[LailaMujahidah]

actually literally means struggle or strive. it can b physical or internal.

[AaronMk91]

Ah, thanks for the correction.

[ZchibizroxZ]

OMG gotta effing love Robin Williams. I've been watching the entire comedy routine in order, and i gotta say: I'm Canadian, and he made me laugh the hardest at the canadian jokes

[pancreas911]

he is one of my hero's my biggest dream is to meet him

[baballoo63]

it's spelled catapults you idiot.

[maggotsbohn]

a real comedian! fuck dane cook that prick not even funny

[Willtradesoul4cupojo]

don't make me go Opera on your ass

[gassyfartypoop]

racist cracker :P

[leudin]

look at 7:30 when he turns around.

you see how much sweat was on his back?

i'd sweat like that too if i was in a spotlight exerting as much energy as he does.

[chaomonga]

omg, this is so awesome :-D

[chaomonga]

71 virginians, you asshole! LOL

hope i spelled that right. i'm drunk.

[1flesh1prop]

Classic comedy.

[bhdgiva]

Have you find Jesus,,,No,help me look for him,come on...yeahhhhhh.....

ha ha h ah ahaha hah ahha

[Mumbleslove]

"Jews with canapolts going ' Now!'"

lol

[unr34lt1mon]

"hey jesus did you call a cab come here"

[Igotskillz666]

71 Virginians you ASSHOLE

[Koda924]

"Where are my bitches?"

"Here are your raisins!"

lolol

"71 Virginians you asshole!"

[pureloot900]

@Koda924 thats the best part

[MusicJunkie9797]

"nope God just went "click"...so ur saying we r all desendendts of Adam and Eve so we r all cousins?...thats right...ridin din din din din din din" LMAO...im a christian and ifind this halarious

[Koda924]

"You mean that couldn't be a metaphor for the big bang?"

[kaljam]

"GOD just went 'click'" xD

*what ever happened I don't think humans will ever understand it fully, too complex*

[katrinatecxidor]

ron paul 08

[random3girl]

where can i find the "jim bob" part??? please help!

[Ty311]

PART 8

[SGSUPERMAN105]

O_O POP TARTS!

[Raynar]

Check out 7:30. He's REALLY sweating. Those lights must be hot. Very funny though

[3aj3ooj]

man i got to say. He is the smartest hillarious comedian i have ever watched.

[kurabete]

crystal clear raisens!

[xoxclkxox]

'poptarts!' LMAO!

[jason685]

This man must be gretaest comdeian in american history, better than Hope, Pryor anyone one of them

[JuLez122782]

hahahahahahahahahaha  love it he's a genious