The vitamix has allowed us to dream up so many different recipes. Check out the grossest looking smoothie that is actually "Delicious" at "Top Secret Smoothie Recipe" from BabyPandaTales
I've been wanting a Vitamix (put off the purchase because of the price) and today there was a demo of it at Costco. The salesman made a green smoothie with cabbage and spinach and my three year old loved it. He drank the whole sample and asked for more. My husband grabbed a Vitamix box and headed for the checkout station. Yippee! I have a Vitamix!
Hey Vitamix girl, I need help. I'm doing something wrong. When I make my green smoothie, the stupid mixer bogs down. How do I keep the bones in the buffalo wings from jamming the blender?
Hey, I was just on the vitamix corporate website. My vitamix girl is their spokeswoman. I picked the right one. Well, they picked the right one. Damn, I was hoping you'd hook me up with her, but if she's a professional model I guess she's a little out of my league.
Every morning I get my vitamix brand blender out and I put 1 cup of milk and 1 cup of captain crunch in there and I make a peanut butter smoothie. It makes breakfast so much faster because I am not wasting my time chewing and my vitamix unlocks all of the nutrients that I could not otherwise digest.
She's just one of my internet fantasy girls. Happy Slip is number one. Carolynforpresident is off the hook. This chick is hot. Karen Knowler's ok. Why? Do you know this chick? Whats she like? Some posters give her a bad rap.
Does anybody know if this chick has done any more videos? Seriously, I am in love with her. Do you read your fan mail Vitamixvideos girl? I think I have watched you 11, 161 times. At around 46 seconds you can see she isnt wearing a ring!! I have a feeling that's my future ex wife.
Nothing gets my goat more than when somebody says the appendix was used to digest cellulous like a cow. People are nothing like cows! A few thousand years ago, when we all swam in the sea, we would strain out algea and plankton with out teeth and the appendix would digest it. You know, just like whales which are mammals too. Just like people.
All I was saying was that over the past two thousand years or so man has lost the use of his appendix. That is where the veggies used to go to be ground up more efficiently. Like a turkeys gizzard. Since we lost the appendix, we need a blender like this one to do the work our bodies can no longer do.
The human body is not built to eat vegetables. Its just not designed for that. The one exception is that humans have always consumed naturally fermenting fruit. Over the past two thousand years, our bodies have evolved to run perfectly on meat and fermenting fruit. Thats why beer and steak taste so good together. Its science. The ectoplasm in the wine aids in the digestion process.
I love this chick and the one under "Carol discusses green smoothies." I'm also in love with Happy Slip. Oh man, I'd do all three. What's wrong with this chick? She's a little chunky but I like her face.
The VitaMix ROCKS! I Love it!!! This video is awesome, thank you... I am going to try making this one... it looks good and I love how your son is drinking it down and loving it!!! Thank you for this video!!!
I've had my Vita-Mix for a few years now, and absolutely love it. Well worth the investment. Just recently started making veggie smoothies again and forgot how good they make me feel!
Look, if you want to waste all of your energy "chewing," thats fine with me. My body has better things to do than break down cell walls with my teeth. I put a steak in one of those things last week and it never tasted better.
Yes the vitamix is great I have one...But it is totaly false that our bodies cannot break down cell walls in our vegetables. It is a selling point. Our bodies are more complex and a better machine than the vitamix will EVER be. How in the world do you think the human race survived all these years without vitamix?
humans don't digest greens well because we lost the use of our appendix a couple thousand years ago. You can get all the vitamins you need with a diet of meat. just eat a lot of the oragan meat, like liver and tripe.
Woah. You were around when the human race lost its gut trichonympha (mysteriously all at the same time, I might add)?! You must be an old freakin' dude! No, wait. You said appendix...I'm pretty sure there is no good reason to believe the appendix is related to decomposition of Z-bonded polysaccharides in any way. But, hey --Free country.
I was just trying to force someone to think outside the box. I'm also sorry if I was incoherent. My points, condensed: humans are not termites, thus they cannot digest cellulose. Second, there is no way to determine that the appendix has ever had anything to do with digestion unless you were present at the time of its function. Or am I crazy?
p.s. Funny thing I can't help sharing; I've never touched a drink, I'm 6'1" @ 140Lbs, and I know I shouldn't attempt to judge my own intelligence.
Oh, hey! Don't even worry about it. I'm not exactly a perfectly kind person either (you may have noticed). I get just a teeensy bit worked up when I see someone who is spreading falsities. I really need to stop reading the comments section if I'm going to stop getting worked up about people who I think are wrong. And to you: good day, regardless of your argumentative position.
That's great. I never knew somebody who got so pissed off over a Captain Crunch smoothie before. Oh well, I guess you take your green smoothies seriously. Maybe its because of that big, fat, retarded gut you have. Let me guess, vitamix girl dumped you and you want to fight me because I am dating her? Get a life pal. She's better off without you.
Of COURSE the enzymes found in the human stomach can't digest leaf material. Why? Leaf (for the most part) = cellulose. Cellulose is a polysacharide with oxygen bridges unbreakable by human enzymes. If humans WERE able to digest cellulose, there would be no shortage of food for anyone. Anywhere. Know what termites eat? Yes well, I'm sure you get the point. As far as green leafs being foods: ever heard of "fiber"?
Millions of peoples Experiences, mine included, around the world prove your armchair pet Theory wrong.
Research VICTORIA BOUTENKO, she wrote the book GREEN FOR LIFE, and her entire family by adding LOTS of Organic Green Vegs into their diet have greatly improved their health.
I have done the same, My Teeth and Gums have gotten much healthier by Including green Leafy Vegs in my diet.
My real life experience trumps your pet Asinine Theories
I just. Said. You can't digest cellulose. I didn't say leafs had no place in the human diet. Sure they're good for oral health and regularity. Like I said: leafs are used for dietary fiber. The whole point of fiber is that you cannot break it down into smaller particles. That's WHY it's good for colon regularity.
The vitamix has allowed us to dream up so many different recipes. Check out the grossest looking smoothie that is actually "Delicious" at "Top Secret Smoothie Recipe" from BabyPandaTales
BabyPandaTales 7 months ago
I've been wanting a Vitamix (put off the purchase because of the price) and today there was a demo of it at Costco. The salesman made a green smoothie with cabbage and spinach and my three year old loved it. He drank the whole sample and asked for more. My husband grabbed a Vitamix box and headed for the checkout station. Yippee! I have a Vitamix!
flowerpotent 9 months ago
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CarolusKlipp482 1 year ago
i use it every morning! one in the morning and i save the otther half for night time! its worth every penny!
MARS2477 1 year ago
That was so quick! In 15 seconds it was smoother than what mine can do in a whole minute.
TheLoserKingdom 1 year ago
I like my vitamix.
CarolynforPresident 1 year ago
This woman is just so gorgeous. What other videos does she do?
PickledBi11 1 year ago
Hey Vitamix girl, I need help. I'm doing something wrong. When I make my green smoothie, the stupid mixer bogs down. How do I keep the bones in the buffalo wings from jamming the blender?
pickledbill 2 years ago
Whats her name? Does she have any more videos????
pickledbill 2 years ago
Hey, I was just on the vitamix corporate website. My vitamix girl is their spokeswoman. I picked the right one. Well, they picked the right one. Damn, I was hoping you'd hook me up with her, but if she's a professional model I guess she's a little out of my league.
pickledbill 2 years ago
Great video but who cut that kids hair... LOL
rayxoxo 2 years ago
that kid is my son, and a damn good looking kid if I do say so myself
jburdick88 2 years ago
She's not wearing a ring. Don't tell me you let her get away? tsk tsk. The grass always looks greener when you are high on green smoothies.
pickledbill 2 years ago
Yeah I let her go, more like I got rid of the trash. As for the grass being greener......it is
missyril 2 years ago
Who the hell are you???????
pickledbill 2 years ago
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jburdick88 2 years ago
wow, totally liquified
wunderbeast 2 years ago
Every morning I get my vitamix brand blender out and I put 1 cup of milk and 1 cup of captain crunch in there and I make a peanut butter smoothie. It makes breakfast so much faster because I am not wasting my time chewing and my vitamix unlocks all of the nutrients that I could not otherwise digest.
pickledbill 2 years ago 3
Ha ha, I never thought of that. I will have to try that. I agree that she is cute. I like her energy.
YouSuck427 2 years ago
She's actually a phony and not a nice person. Oh and you'll never see her on here again because she got fired
missyril 2 years ago
How do you know her?
pazios2002 2 years ago
She's just one of my internet fantasy girls. Happy Slip is number one. Carolynforpresident is off the hook. This chick is hot. Karen Knowler's ok. Why? Do you know this chick? Whats she like? Some posters give her a bad rap.
pickledbill 2 years ago
This Chick is too skinny
ACEBAKER911 2 years ago
lol, i bought it for the purpose of healthy green smoothies but i'll admit, that DOES sound good, i love cap'n crunch!
wunderbeast 2 years ago
captain crunch ?? LOL
pazios2002 2 years ago
@pickledbill Yea "Nutrients". Your eating Captain Crunch.
mammalbruiser 1 year ago
Oh Vitamixvideo girl, why wont you make more videos?
pickledbill 2 years ago
Dude, she is single for a reason, lets put it that way
missyril 2 years ago
Does anybody know if this chick has done any more videos? Seriously, I am in love with her. Do you read your fan mail Vitamixvideos girl? I think I have watched you 11, 161 times. At around 46 seconds you can see she isnt wearing a ring!! I have a feeling that's my future ex wife.
pickledbill 2 years ago
babe-o-licious
pickledbill 2 years ago
Nothing gets my goat more than when somebody says the appendix was used to digest cellulous like a cow. People are nothing like cows! A few thousand years ago, when we all swam in the sea, we would strain out algea and plankton with out teeth and the appendix would digest it. You know, just like whales which are mammals too. Just like people.
pickledbill 2 years ago
My girlfriend makes me drink these shakes. They are pretty good. I'll bet this girls makes them better though. She's cute. : )
myhippiechick 2 years ago
All I was saying was that over the past two thousand years or so man has lost the use of his appendix. That is where the veggies used to go to be ground up more efficiently. Like a turkeys gizzard. Since we lost the appendix, we need a blender like this one to do the work our bodies can no longer do.
pickledbill 2 years ago
The human body is not built to eat vegetables. Its just not designed for that. The one exception is that humans have always consumed naturally fermenting fruit. Over the past two thousand years, our bodies have evolved to run perfectly on meat and fermenting fruit. Thats why beer and steak taste so good together. Its science. The ectoplasm in the wine aids in the digestion process.
pickledbill 2 years ago
lol, not sure i'm entirely convinced, but like your way of thinking :)
isaachaze1 2 years ago
I always check in to see if this chick made any more videos but I guess she didn't. What a shame. I could watch her all day.
pickledbill 2 years ago
she's not all that, trust me, I know
88cleveland 2 years ago
I love this chick and the one under "Carol discusses green smoothies." I'm also in love with Happy Slip. Oh man, I'd do all three. What's wrong with this chick? She's a little chunky but I like her face.
pickledbill 2 years ago
Your little boy is so cute!!! I love his faces!
charityjunebug 2 years ago
The VitaMix ROCKS! I Love it!!! This video is awesome, thank you... I am going to try making this one... it looks good and I love how your son is drinking it down and loving it!!! Thank you for this video!!!
dto796 3 years ago
"I drink one of these while my husband does me in the butt; talk about multi-tasking!
BurntToast422 3 years ago
nice milf..heh heh..she said bananna..heh heh..juicy..heh heh..liquify..heh heh..bromoline..heh heh..hey wait, that's not sexy..heh heh..crave..
pickledbill 3 years ago
hmm superfoods now... so if some of us eat these foods and "prosper" over the rest? uh..what's next, superhumans?
chubbatheBOSS 3 years ago
I've had my Vita-Mix for a few years now, and absolutely love it. Well worth the investment. Just recently started making veggie smoothies again and forgot how good they make me feel!
NipkowDisk 3 years ago
Look, if you want to waste all of your energy "chewing," thats fine with me. My body has better things to do than break down cell walls with my teeth. I put a steak in one of those things last week and it never tasted better.
pickledbill 3 years ago
liquid steak! yummy!!!!
chubbatheBOSS 3 years ago
lmao, thanks for the laugh
BurntToast422 3 years ago
Yes the vitamix is great I have one...But it is totaly false that our bodies cannot break down cell walls in our vegetables. It is a selling point. Our bodies are more complex and a better machine than the vitamix will EVER be. How in the world do you think the human race survived all these years without vitamix?
bizwiz13 3 years ago
Humans lack the enzyme necessary to digest cellulose.
It's a matter of getting the MOST bioavailable nutrients out of the fruit and greens as possible.
Chewing = 25% of the nutrients available
VitaMixing = 98% of the nutrients available
agapemom 3 years ago 5
Biz
you are correct, In FACT for healthy teeth and gums we need to Chew Leafy greens. The best combo is using a vitamix and chewing
its not a one or the other scenario, but to say we CANT digest Greens is ridiculous and absurd
if we werent able to break down green cellulouse on our own, than greens would NOT be a natural food for humans
ACEBAKER911 2 years ago
humans don't digest greens well because we lost the use of our appendix a couple thousand years ago. You can get all the vitamins you need with a diet of meat. just eat a lot of the oragan meat, like liver and tripe.
pickledbill 2 years ago
Woah. You were around when the human race lost its gut trichonympha (mysteriously all at the same time, I might add)?! You must be an old freakin' dude! No, wait. You said appendix...I'm pretty sure there is no good reason to believe the appendix is related to decomposition of Z-bonded polysaccharides in any way. But, hey --Free country.
ForgottenFirearm 2 years ago
Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life. You think you are funny but really you are just incoherent. Firearm, you are already forgotten.
pickledbill 2 years ago
I was just trying to force someone to think outside the box. I'm also sorry if I was incoherent. My points, condensed: humans are not termites, thus they cannot digest cellulose. Second, there is no way to determine that the appendix has ever had anything to do with digestion unless you were present at the time of its function. Or am I crazy?
p.s. Funny thing I can't help sharing; I've never touched a drink, I'm 6'1" @ 140Lbs, and I know I shouldn't attempt to judge my own intelligence.
ForgottenFirearm 2 years ago
I wanted to say sorry for throwing down on you like that. It was uncalled for and uncool. my bad.
pickledbill 2 years ago
Oh, hey! Don't even worry about it. I'm not exactly a perfectly kind person either (you may have noticed). I get just a teeensy bit worked up when I see someone who is spreading falsities. I really need to stop reading the comments section if I'm going to stop getting worked up about people who I think are wrong. And to you: good day, regardless of your argumentative position.
ForgottenFirearm 2 years ago
That's great. I never knew somebody who got so pissed off over a Captain Crunch smoothie before. Oh well, I guess you take your green smoothies seriously. Maybe its because of that big, fat, retarded gut you have. Let me guess, vitamix girl dumped you and you want to fight me because I am dating her? Get a life pal. She's better off without you.
pickledbill 2 years ago
Are you ever brilliant...
Of COURSE the enzymes found in the human stomach can't digest leaf material. Why? Leaf (for the most part) = cellulose. Cellulose is a polysacharide with oxygen bridges unbreakable by human enzymes. If humans WERE able to digest cellulose, there would be no shortage of food for anyone. Anywhere. Know what termites eat? Yes well, I'm sure you get the point. As far as green leafs being foods: ever heard of "fiber"?
ForgottenFirearm 2 years ago
Bullshit
Millions of peoples Experiences, mine included, around the world prove your armchair pet Theory wrong.
Research VICTORIA BOUTENKO, she wrote the book GREEN FOR LIFE, and her entire family by adding LOTS of Organic Green Vegs into their diet have greatly improved their health.
I have done the same, My Teeth and Gums have gotten much healthier by Including green Leafy Vegs in my diet.
My real life experience trumps your pet Asinine Theories
ACEBAKER911 2 years ago
Your teeth and gums might be healthier, but have you noticed them turning green? Its quite disturbing.
pickledbill 2 years ago
every month you just clean them with Hydrogen Peroxide and baking soda.
easy simple solution. Greens are Natural foods for Humans
ACEBAKER911 2 years ago
Isn't hydrogen Peroxide and baking soda the stuff you put in model volcanoes to make them errupt? Don't you froth at the mouth?
pickledbill 2 years ago
yep and it works great !
also google an all natural product called
ORAMD
ACEBAKER911 2 years ago
No. Duh.
I just. Said. You can't digest cellulose. I didn't say leafs had no place in the human diet. Sure they're good for oral health and regularity. Like I said: leafs are used for dietary fiber. The whole point of fiber is that you cannot break it down into smaller particles. That's WHY it's good for colon regularity.
ForgottenFirearm 2 years ago
huba huba. This chick is hot. Does she come with the blender?
pickledbill 3 years ago
The vitamix was the best purchase I have ever made for my health. I do smoothies every morning and love them.
Worth every penny!
youryogi 3 years ago 11
I agree, I have had one for many years. It's so frustrating when you visit family and have you use a regular 'blender.'
The Vitamix is the best.
theknowbody 3 years ago 2
I love my vitamix! Thanks for the video and all the info and support you guys provide.
raulh7814 3 years ago