I bought Assassians creed brother hood... and I didn't know about the whole... travel through DNA memories back in time conspircey bullcrap... and I felt genuinely ripped off... why can't I just be a bad ass killer that fucks people up... no... I have to be a punk in sneakers with a backpack that goes night-night to have fictious simulations of fucking people up... I mean... I don't have to play a game to have the expereice... I live it... most teenage ninja wannabees do.
@KellySmith555 if you followed the game from the beginning you'd know a lot more and enjoy it more. Also in the final one there is a lot more of Desmond killing people i believe, so you dont need to follow the Animus Simulations.
@scoober11111 Yeah... my attention span for that game is litterally nonexsistant...so I'm not going to do that.
Its okay,but I've played better games in general. A crappy story line doesn't really,sell me. I'm too much of a realist to get past the functionality of memories storied in DNA. It doesn't make sense and it hindders my rationality. if it where possible...then the memories would tenhnically end after the conception of the next generation.either way. not enjoying it. but that's just me.
@KellySmith555 If you actually played the other games then you would know that Desmond is captured by a company working with Templars to make a "better place".He is put in a machine called the Animus which shows him his ancestors history.An employee breaks him out and puts you in a new and improved Animus(Animus 2.0) and shows him another ancestor and reveals him to be the Profit.Dumb ass.
Uh...if you knew how to read maybe you'd see that I made it no secret I didn't play all the games... and why would I...honestly...paying 50+ dollars for more the same just to see some crappy story line...stupid much. Nevertheless...I don't care about any of it...the fact remains the same...I'm not playing for an assassin...I'm playing for a kid who is playing as an assassin. Which is stupid as shit in a video game...almost as stupid as you. But...whatever. get over it kid.
@KellySmith555 People play video games to have fun,not to talk shit about it.Play the games demos or something before you go around saying this game sucks.
@MasterAssassin89 I have the game...I've played it... And its not for me...not because the story is ... in my opinion...stupid....but because I just don't like the game machenics.... Plus...I don't 'go around' talking anything...I make a comment to you...its an opinion. If you don't like it..then don't read the comments.... The game is good for some people...its just not good for me. That's all. Don't blow a fuse over it. ^_^
@MasterAssassin89 lol...did she just say Assassin's Creed has crappy storyline? It has the best storyline ever, and Ubisoft is a master of story telling, so i wouldn't worry about that.
@Xcardy... I know right? i swear thats what i saw when i did it. divinity proof, no. but certainly means that Im crazy enough to try it again..... lets become assassin buds! :D
@234Assassin omfg you're such a retard... And i dont think egoraptor copyrighted his art style in his animations... Maybe he copyrighted his videos, but anyone could make animations that looks like his...
i love the beginning "No, No, No - *Punch* no means no dont you get it!? UGH!!" i love his voice there, it really reminds me of Altair!! "ha-ha follow me now bitch uh!"
@234Assassin Never said it did. I was saying, since I'm not your religion, I can use the word Jesus in any way I please. As a matter of fact, I have a friend with a friend who's name is Jesus.
@jordandavis1997 Actually, this isn't Egoraptor's animation. It was made by AlmightyHans on Newgrounds. He only used his "Awesome" theme to show how AC would look like 'if Egoraptor did it' but yeah, they should at least give credit to the creator.
nice job stealing from egoraptor
kriana725 4 days ago
R.I.P Altair we all miss you
Fizzy332 2 weeks ago
0:15 hahah! follow me now, bitch! PATAKLANG!
11AmosDaragon 2 weeks ago
Can u spare coin I'm a poor old woman I have nothing
Altair: *face punch no means no !
Guard Who killed this innocent civilian
Wait a sec ur not praying u must be the murderer
Altair: SHIT
kungfume2 4 weeks ago
lol
seventhrise1 1 month ago
No means no!
kungfume2 1 month ago
follow me now bitch, huh..........OUCH!!
XZero1992X 1 month ago
Wow, i LOVE this! XD
TheFenianWarrior 1 month ago
hahahaha
Metal1303 1 month ago
hahahahaha i laughed so hard this is hallarious
freakster117 1 month ago
The only part I laugh was when fall down on the hay stack
ReMiXmOaR 1 month ago
very funny
signdowny 1 month ago
lol 0/17
bad936000 1 month ago
0:17 funny Leap of Faith end
ColdplayMulti 1 month ago
no no no no no no no no no no
UH NO IS NO
anthony82430 1 month ago
awsome creed stolen noob ding
jackson14431 1 month ago
awsome's creed DING :)
Skate4Life579 1 month ago
Lol
dellboys97 1 month ago
Follow me now, b****!
Marcelelias11 2 months ago
wow this is low this is egorapters work and you dont even give him credit in you description that is low lower than the eternal abyss of a blackhole
animereviewdude 2 months ago
you copied this off of egoraptor and his awesome series so gtfo
kingjohnbigboote 2 months ago
ive never laughed harder in my life!
hgj1191 2 months ago 2
82 people play suckish science fiction games -_-
Specklebreeze27 2 months ago
i no how 2 hak dis
RoFl2525 2 months ago
he doesnt say suck it when you press 3 you dick
KissMyASH6 2 months ago
yo who the fuck keeps posting these arrow to the knee comments
KissMyASH6 2 months ago
the end was the best part
JayKidd009 2 months ago
PRESS 3 TO HEAR THE GUARD SAY SUCK IT LOL
Mrsmallguy11 2 months ago
Guard: Hey, who killed this Innocent civilian? Hey you! Wait a second... you are not praying! you must be the murderer!
Altair: Aww shit..
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
theresistanification 2 months ago
i used to kill innocent people, and then i took an arrow in the knee
MimHagen 2 months ago
omg you copied this from the awesome series
cloneadventurer 2 months ago
Ahaha fantastic!!!
lollosava 2 months ago
like if you replayed it
Harald0057 2 months ago 3
LOL
KrimsonViper1 2 months ago
LOL
XEPICfailGAMERX 2 months ago
no No NO NOOOOO NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Demonllie14 2 months ago
OMG somebudy fucking copied this video off another person.
HubertusThe1 3 months ago 25
i love this part 0:54 XD
CoolGamerPro 3 months ago
leap of faith gone wrong phail.......
DrDamager 3 months ago
HEHEHEHHAHAHHAH
Ostoja1389 3 months ago
lol first seen reminds me of what i really do to them O_O
edrianne042 3 months ago
LOL
GuiltyXang3L 3 months ago
That's exactly how I felt the first time I played the game.
LittleDevilSings 3 months ago
the part with the lady is so true
caos1925 3 months ago
funny haha
frederik7481 3 months ago
I understand it's a parody, but really, drew with the left ball?
reichstag10 3 months ago
... Stolen from EGOraptor... Not cool... Not cool...
RippedTheJack 3 months ago
Awesome!!! :)
ThunderStorms22x 3 months ago
LEAP OF FATALITY
Condom007of007Solace 3 months ago 2
0:19 Leap of Fail
TheMbahmuer 3 months ago in playlist More videos from nijsie 2
Dislikes are gay, don't you get it? AAARGH!
ThePandaOfYourMind 3 months ago
0:00 - 0:06
hayz, reminds of me of what a patience i have.
FreuleinMarea 3 months ago
There Is a yummy in my tummy
mchill696 3 months ago
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FreuleinMarea 3 months ago
follow me now biatch :D
Kira13865 3 months ago
Awesome
KILLJOYS360 4 months ago
DING!
Rolle66666 4 months ago
hehehe........
GoldTahu7116 4 months ago
HAHAHA fall me know bitch!...*Leap of faith* (craasshhhhh) THEN YOU SEE THE BOLD GUY JOIN BY SOME OTHER GUY! xD
MrPsychokiller69 4 months ago
0:19 Leap of Faith in REAL life
Dvn1491 4 months ago 87
Dude,It's cartoon not real life.
123SuperHacker 1 month ago
@Dvn1491 It's called "Leap of Fail" my friend
lexingtop 1 month ago
HAHA FOLLOW ME NOW BITCH!!!
PandaBearInASuit 4 months ago
lol this is soo funny
NarutoAwesomeness28 4 months ago
I bought Assassians creed brother hood... and I didn't know about the whole... travel through DNA memories back in time conspircey bullcrap... and I felt genuinely ripped off... why can't I just be a bad ass killer that fucks people up... no... I have to be a punk in sneakers with a backpack that goes night-night to have fictious simulations of fucking people up... I mean... I don't have to play a game to have the expereice... I live it... most teenage ninja wannabees do.
...
yeah. eat it. ^_^
KellySmith555 4 months ago
@KellySmith555 if you followed the game from the beginning you'd know a lot more and enjoy it more. Also in the final one there is a lot more of Desmond killing people i believe, so you dont need to follow the Animus Simulations.
scoober11111 4 months ago
@scoober11111 Yeah... my attention span for that game is litterally nonexsistant...so I'm not going to do that.
Its okay,but I've played better games in general. A crappy story line doesn't really,sell me. I'm too much of a realist to get past the functionality of memories storied in DNA. It doesn't make sense and it hindders my rationality. if it where possible...then the memories would tenhnically end after the conception of the next generation.either way. not enjoying it. but that's just me.
KellySmith555 4 months ago
@KellySmith555 If you actually played the other games then you would know that Desmond is captured by a company working with Templars to make a "better place".He is put in a machine called the Animus which shows him his ancestors history.An employee breaks him out and puts you in a new and improved Animus(Animus 2.0) and shows him another ancestor and reveals him to be the Profit.Dumb ass.
MasterAssassin89 4 months ago
@MasterAssassin89
Uh...if you knew how to read maybe you'd see that I made it no secret I didn't play all the games... and why would I...honestly...paying 50+ dollars for more the same just to see some crappy story line...stupid much. Nevertheless...I don't care about any of it...the fact remains the same...I'm not playing for an assassin...I'm playing for a kid who is playing as an assassin. Which is stupid as shit in a video game...almost as stupid as you. But...whatever. get over it kid.
KellySmith555 4 months ago
@KellySmith555 People play video games to have fun,not to talk shit about it.Play the games demos or something before you go around saying this game sucks.
MasterAssassin89 4 months ago
@MasterAssassin89 I have the game...I've played it... And its not for me...not because the story is ... in my opinion...stupid....but because I just don't like the game machenics.... Plus...I don't 'go around' talking anything...I make a comment to you...its an opinion. If you don't like it..then don't read the comments.... The game is good for some people...its just not good for me. That's all. Don't blow a fuse over it. ^_^
KellySmith555 4 months ago
@MasterAssassin89 lol...did she just say Assassin's Creed has crappy storyline? It has the best storyline ever, and Ubisoft is a master of story telling, so i wouldn't worry about that.
1996ken 3 months ago
0.28 I had the same reaction...xD
Biazfpor 4 months ago
hahahahahahahahhahha follow me now bitch....(he jumps) .....fuck hahahahhaa
maxpipe98 4 months ago
haahhahahahahakahjsajhsahjsahjahdaahhahahaha
geeronnor 4 months ago
dont get the big deal about the gamer getting shot in the neck after every video game parody...
lilawesomejason4 4 months ago
0:04 How many times have I done that?
JadeBage 4 months ago
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then pause it
dragondragon399 4 months ago
at 0:05 LOL
dragondragon399 4 months ago
hahahahhahahahh love the part of 0:17 hHAHAAHAHAH
superspider1999 5 months ago
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/watch?v=-XlE2Tb7khI DEAD ISLAND HD GAMEPLAY !!!!!!!
UrosNoviTube3103 5 months ago
thief, this is awesome's creedmade by Trpiz2030
BrokeNCYDEsBiatch 5 months ago
Ok...ROFLMAO!!!! Love it!
shadowstrider43 5 months ago
This isnt yours :/
TheTRAVISALANIZ 5 months ago
im laughing so hard right now
FireJon145 5 months ago
hahahaha i hate it when thoses group of women do that
lol
thecreator14pg 5 months ago
why you steal egoraptor animations jerk
jameseastick 5 months ago
Thats what Altair really does:
Altair: haha, follow me now bitch *JUMPS*
CRASH
pinkiepiepie 5 months ago
@Xcardy... I know right? i swear thats what i saw when i did it. divinity proof, no. but certainly means that Im crazy enough to try it again..... lets become assassin buds! :D
JackOLantern011 5 months ago
that is true
WorldOfAdy 5 months ago
No means no, dont you get it?! UGHH
RiOiXX 5 months ago
@Xcardy13
then how did you wrote this comment?
TheNikasabbather 5 months ago
hehehehehe...
Alain471 5 months ago
:)))))
1marinik 5 months ago
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i love the begging woman
lucke001 5 months ago
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lucke001 5 months ago
follow me now bitch haha
-hay wagon break-
ow xD
UchihaClanSasuke1 6 months ago
@234Assassin omfg you're such a retard... And i dont think egoraptor copyrighted his art style in his animations... Maybe he copyrighted his videos, but anyone could make animations that looks like his...
WilliDaChili 6 months ago
MDRRRRRRRRRRRRRR cette vidéo sa fait au moins 20 fois que je la regarde et je m'en lasse pas
478TheGamer 6 months ago
67 persons are gay
Shawnstain 7 months ago
@234Assassin You're killing Templars in AC and they're Christian.
Dryftburn 7 months ago
this is awesomes creed you ass
IhearaHunter117 7 months ago
sooooooooo funny
kaighnb5055 7 months ago
LMFAO!!!!! this is hilarious
VladTod16 7 months ago
0:14 that me he took my soda
thapantherfan09 7 months ago
STOP QUOTING WHAT THE VIDEO JUST SAID!!!!!!
xXLoganator69Xx 7 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I COULD WATCH THIS OVER AND OVER!
DianaNaja 7 months ago
guard: hey who must killed this innocent civilian!
altair: *stops praying*
guard: wait a sec!! your not praying!! you must be the murder!!
lol
Pleasure6931 7 months ago
hahahahahahhahahahahahah
mattia8953 7 months ago
i love the beginning "No, No, No - *Punch* no means no dont you get it!? UGH!!" i love his voice there, it really reminds me of Altair!! "ha-ha follow me now bitch uh!"
SophieCupcakeCullen 7 months ago
I do the same to these fucking women begging for cash.they annoying!
Mathroy2 7 months ago
catch me now bitch
knux12101 7 months ago
Just loled my pants off
jadkirk893 8 months ago
@jordandavis1997 Egoraptor didn't make this.
JohannessonHD 8 months ago
@JohannessonHD Egoraptor made the Awesome series so yeah
Egoraptor did make this
At least in my crappy quality of this video I showed Egoraptor
234Assassin 8 months ago
@234Assassin Actually, he didn't. Someone else made this to show what it would look like if Egoraptor DID make it. Not this person, but someone else.
Lakepaw711 7 months ago
@Lakepaw711 Then that's copyright off of Egoraptor's idea so he can get all of this off if he wanted too
234Assassin 7 months ago
@234Assassin I just wanted to point that out, Jesus.
Lakepaw711 7 months ago
@Lakepaw711 Do not say the Son of Gods name
That is never to be used in vain idiot -.-
234Assassin 7 months ago
@234Assassin Jesus Fucking Jesus Fucking Christ... I'm not the same faith as you, nothing you can do, fucknut...
MrGoboka 7 months ago
@MrGoboka Cursing doesn't make you call
It makes you look like a complete dumbass :l
234Assassin 7 months ago
@234Assassin Never said it did. I was saying, since I'm not your religion, I can use the word Jesus in any way I please. As a matter of fact, I have a friend with a friend who's name is Jesus.
MrGoboka 6 months ago
WAIT A SECOND! YOU'RE NOT PRAYING YOU MUST BE THE MURDERER! hahaha
richinsoulandspirit 8 months ago
the ending sucks man!
zeta30rs 8 months ago
"Exactly..harharhaarh" :P
asiandawn69 8 months ago
LOL LOL ITSE SO FUN
LOLLOL11143 8 months ago
heey Fyou dude this is egoraptors video gif him some fucking credit
hichamtoons 8 months ago
Lol
MostazalsLord 8 months ago
@jordandavis1997 Actually, this isn't Egoraptor's animation. It was made by AlmightyHans on Newgrounds. He only used his "Awesome" theme to show how AC would look like 'if Egoraptor did it' but yeah, they should at least give credit to the creator.
abentee666 9 months ago 53
@abentee666 @jordandavis 1997 there both made by OneyNG so both STFU!
MrMontageMitch 7 months ago
@abentee666 nope OneyNG made it
SuperNinja221 4 months ago
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hahahahahaha, "i told u we shoulda used something better than hay to protect our rocks" XP
krnstyle101 9 months ago
hahahahahaha, "i told u we shoulda used something better than hay to protect our rocks" XP
krnstyle101 9 months ago
LMFAO AT THE HAYSTACK
AngieTheTurtle 9 months ago
Siriously i hate that
woman that asks for money i just throw her to the woods then she screams hahaa i laughed :)
xMinaxLolzx 9 months ago
Dude, your stealing someones hard work having no ermission, not even giving him credit. You really fail at life -.-
sanjukumite 9 months ago
NICE!!
TheScruffyRevolution 9 months ago
Randomcomment100, do u kno d story of assassins creed?
TheVideomaniacs100 9 months ago
AWESOME'S CREED *Ding*
wolfwindfarm 9 months ago
SO FAKE! if altair died then desmond wouldnt be alive.
lalakid3 9 months ago
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can someone explain me the ending?
Yeaker 9 months ago
@jordandavis1997 why when i look for the video i didn't found it?
RandomSounds100 9 months ago
Poor Altair...
GhostRilley141 9 months ago
0:14 EPIC FAUIL!!!!! x_D
TheMestter 9 months ago
Could you spare a coin or a bottle of Wine i have nothing ahhh......
REALLY FUNNY
GhostRilley141 9 months ago
.... What?
pickles454 9 months ago
could u spare a coin at pourled one i have nothing i pouf no means no wraah!
MrPwnage117 10 months ago
Is good
Jhonnycuban 10 months ago
lol follow me now bitch
napervillesk8trz 10 months ago
Nvm, I should watch before I comment. Funny man, the part where he crashes on the hay, what a fail.
kalmah456 10 months ago
Do you hate assassins creed?
kalmah456 10 months ago
Awesomest Creed DING. :) hahaha
vegasgirl1998 10 months ago
PLEASE MORE FUNNY ASSASSINS CREED VIDEOS!
ThePlockad 10 months ago
0:17 hahah i like it ! xD
Danios220 10 months ago
I liked the part where you could see the real maker at the beggiing and end...
flamesdemon19 10 months ago
yeh thts wat happens in reality if u fall on a hay bail at tht height
Flat0506313609 11 months ago
LUV IT :D
BakOnYou 11 months ago
omg I love you, you great great person.
this has just made my night.... LMFFFFFFFFAOOO
Thewhiteandorange 11 months ago 2
dumb ass this is stolen
phillip1500 11 months ago
true blacky over all
paniklewe 11 months ago
FALCEN PUNCH DAT BEEZH
dethklok68 1 year ago
Those singers with the green tight leggings really tick me of on Assains Creed2! and yeah nice parody lol
ChimpyskicePSN 1 year ago
anyone else get to the top of the colosseum just to jump off and fall to your death? xD
oWYSO 1 year ago
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!1
emanuele713 1 year ago
Woman:Im a poor old woman
Ezio:No
Woman:I have nothing please
Ezio:NO
Woman:Please i have nothing!
Ezio:No means no Damnit ahrhhghhh!!!
100proman100 1 year ago 3
@100proman100 it's altair, not ezio.
Mehdidu95800 11 months ago
@100proman100 That's Altair. :O
thefuzzbuzzmuzzcuzz 10 months ago
It's made by someone else but the idea for making this was inspired by egoraptor
Toxion351 1 year ago
wow its not from oney ng is from eggapor some thing likr that
TheBlizzard64 1 year ago
Nice copy of OneyNG ;)
GameDependable 1 year ago
hahahaaha
TheRedman44 1 year ago
LOL
Woman:PLEASE I HAVE NOTHIN_
*get hit in face
ASsasin:DONT YOU GET IT NO MEENS NO ARGH!
DragonBall466 1 year ago
wait a sec, is the guy who voiced altiar the guy who played master chief in its a halo thing?
SlyTheBlindGuy 1 year ago
00:12 lol!!! "i gotta get away,S..T!"
jorjacboy 1 year ago
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Hold Left arrow key+Up arrow key
Then enjoy playing snake!
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Strankcore 1 year ago
"wait a second, your not praying YOU MUST BE THE MURDERER"
"shit"
4 seconds later
"FOLLOW MW NOW BITCH"
jumps...dies...laughs
ha
TheRand0mDude1 1 year ago