Oblivion Conversation

[991Weeman]

That's funny

[jomo999]

I want 2 seconds of my life back.

[MNICY]

@zxl345 i guess i could reconstruct it using my friend's video here ?v=0G9yL-NG_3E

we used the same clips obviously (im pretty sure this video was made on his computer lol)

[MNICY]

@zxl345 This video had that originally. Then youtube updated their videos or something and the cutoff prevention got cut off. Then youtube did something else and part of the video got cut off. Guess allot happened since march 2007....

[MNICY]

@zxl345 ?

[LetsRapeJustinBieber]

LET ME S-

[MNICY]

@LetsRapeJustinBieber for some reason, youtube cut off the end of some of the older videos. he did say "let me see" originally.. but you can still tell what he is saying.

[Spyyko]

This is the first 1 second Youtube vid I have seen that has over 4 stars...

[mutantpig08]

S'pose it's still funny as "Let me". Sounds like Jauffre is asking if he can have a go at touching the emporer XD

[ClaustrophobicMime]

wow Youtube is stupid, they clearly said "the emperor touches himself." "Let me see."

rofl anyway awesome video XD 5* and a fav

[longboardskater7]

to me it sounded like "The emperer touches himself" then, "Let me!" XD

[MNICY]

Thats really weird. It is supposed to be "Let me see"; but the "see" used to always be cut short a bit. Now it seems that Youtube is cutting it totally out... Stuipd youtube.

[longboardskater7]

ah i see now :) I agree though, youtube is a retard lol

[Dimebag204]

the emperor touches himself :-}  dirty bastard!! lmao

[J0000OOOO]

lol that's pretty good.

[Mastkeiler]

actually, its: emperor touches him some - LET ME S-

[MNICY]

its 'emperor touches himself'. beleive me, i made the video.

[Meduteja]

Emperor touches himself .Let me see

At least that's what I heard

XD

[MNICY]

Yes, thats what it is XD

[selkie210]

i thought it was "the emporer touches himself" then jauffere only gets to say let me s- cause no 1 cares for him lol

[MNICY]

what?

[audreysdemon]

The emperor touches himself, let me see

[Arbitor55]

Emporer touches son! LOL

[KageShinobiWarrior]

:P emperor touches himself

[shadowxshavari]

i got it!!!!

[Tynanboyle96]

hahahahahah haaaaaaaaa!

[songarakram]

Had to watch that a few times to get it XD

[RooAlien]

me too.

[squigilypooch]

let me see!

[MNICY]

lol

[martinfim]

The Emporer? What, he owns a store?

[MNICY]

what?

[NinjaSlasher]

the emperor touches himself

let me see

brilliant XD

[Fieldgarodie]

ROFL! Emperor touches himself, let me see.

[supermutant94]

emperor touches his son

[rhillner]

touches himself not son

[Fieldgarodie]

Uhhh.....???

[inika3]

wtf

[MNICY]

thats right.

[Aaron8960]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[Ylvanyx]

lol

[WiredFilmz]

what it say?

[whataminow]

It says emperor touches himselfe , Let me see!

[kidman73]

what exacty does jauffre say. people are saying its let me see but it doesn't sound like it. sounds like emperor touches himself but miss...

[kidman73]

oh wait dont worry. it is let me see,its just that the sound sorta cuts out

[MDHmodder]

youtube does that

[burexasiromm]

gay

[spidy524]

lol

[USMarinecorps44]

lololo

[Virtue0]

she says emperor tuches himself and jaufree says let me see. Jaufree gay ???

[halosystem12]

i thought he said "like me"

[BcashGetMoney]

nope

[halosystem12]

I don't believe you.

[BcashGetMoney]

so i dont give a fuck

[halosystem12]

well congrats asswipe!

[BcashGetMoney]

thansk can is uck your balls?

[halosystem12]

yeah as soon as you can spell with the grammar proficiency of a 1st grade kid you dumbass. ("uck your balls" really??)

[halosystem12]

Ha ha then you fail cause you've been cheking the comments on this video since 4 days ago. so "can is uck your balls?" HAHA douchebag

[BcashGetMoney]

omfg your a fucking moron i mean when you type then and press post dumbass so fuck off you fucking lost

[halosystem12]

haha hasn't it occurred to you I just write that way without checking? Wow some people are just born failures. Like yourself.

[comedydrink]

ot says the empreor touches himself lmao

[Sniggaaa]

Ahaaa...

[luddeking1]

what is that supposed to mean? e-m--pero toches some?

[Atollec]

The Emperor Touches Himself- LET ME SEE!

[cheesepuff4160]

the emperor touches himself, let me see.XD LMAO did you just cut the tapes and put them in that order?

[MDHmodder]

Maybe... I made this video originally, but it was uploaded on MNICY's account. MNICY is my portal to absurd risk taking in case the video totally bombs on my own account. In most cases we both worked on a video.

[MNICY]

i cant beleive people still watch this.

To to the one by mdh modder (its a video responce)

it is funnier.

[Vertimad]

wow!rfdjhguirehguihn yjiojyhtrjhytm

[killerexe007]

lol nice

[stoptehsealhunt]

The emperor touches himself

[InsanityPaintball]

let me see

[packersfan748]

wow, a one second vid is funny

[DaDocProductions]

the emperor touches himself,LET ME SEE! lolo

[NinjaRaider2]

Haha you just had to fit the whole video into one second didn't you.

[Wildymaker]

HAHA! really nice, btw do someone know where to get a horse on Oblivion?

[knuzcano2]

steal it :) go to weynon priory (sp?) at night and take one :)

[Wildymaker]

ty, well i have heard about a unicorn... is it a mod???

[pokeboymike]

no its in harcains grove or somethin u have 2 kill it on hircines daeric shrine quest but 3 minotaurs guard it and it will attack if u have ur fists out or ur weapon out

[pokeboymike]

also the quest is level 17 or 15 and u have 2 get some pelt so u can get it i cant remember

[shadosenimbus]

Da Unicorn is the best horse thing in Oblivion,it runs really fast and apparantly cannot get damaged by normal attacks...BUT, you cant keep it as a pet...once you dismount it, it wanders back to Harcane grove or wherever da hell its from....Oh Yeah...and try not to attack the minotaurs guarding it...or the unicorn will spaz on you...just jump on it and run...

[TheBlackArrow2k7]

the emperor touches himself.

LET ME SEE!

LOLZ!!

[Nighthawk42493]

lol so fing funnnnny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaahhahahahahahaahahahha ha

[PrinceOfDarkness111]

theee emperor touch hiimself LET ME SE

rofl

[Pwnage32]

Lol funny but make it a bit longer so we hear the full "let me see" if thats ok.

[MDHmodder]

that was youtube's fault. Not MNICY and I's. We'll try to make another version, though... it may be a tad longer.

[Pwnage32]

Ok dam you youtube.

[plkj13]

lmao! Emporer touches himself, let me see! great!

[Doomedlight]

HAHA !!!!!!!

[Meels96]

The emperor touches himself.

LET ME SEE!

[vinetuvagyok]

and whats the point on it? :D

nevermind :D

[vinetuvagyok]

its about the shortest vid

and what was he ( or they ) saying?

or what was the funny on it?

[TamrielTerror2]

Tar-meena(lizard woman) said "emperor touches himself" and Jauffree(Bald dude) says "let me see!"

[TamrielTerror2]

it's a reply to vinetuvagyok.

[itchydez]

this is shit you have just recored the 1st convasation then repeted serten parts of it? the just add that bald man LOL

[neriji]

The emperor touches himself...

Let me see!

[kentharlarrisis]

rofl i finally figured out what they were saying...

[nessieman]

after about the 5th time i watched it i understood what they said lol

[3Hatake]

This is gotta be the funniest thing on youtube that goes for 1 second 5/5

[MDHmodder]

CASEY THIS IS BULLCRAP

[MDHmodder]

If MNICY shows up here on friday we are likely going to remake this.

[XxKillacorYxX]

AHAHAHAHHA FUNNIEST THING ON YOUTUBE

[PascalDG319]

Hilatours! good job (the emperor touches himself, let me see see!)

[masterchief2702]

The emperor touches himself,let me see! LOLOLOLOLOL LOL ROFL XD HILARIOUS 5 out of 5 and favorite

[MP5maniac8U]

O.o

[SplinterCell45]

argonian:the emperor touches himself

jauffre:LET ME SEE

[pitzabolle]

the emperor toutches himself ahahaa

[Boredom732]

WTF

[Hillen]

funniest 1 second video on youtube!

[MDHmodder]

I wish youtube wouldn't cut out the last second

[Saberoith]

hahaha!!!!!!! LMFAO I sooo hard i almost cried.

"The emperor touches him self" "Let me see!"

hahahaha

[CDWFirstStudios]

"The Emperor Touches Himself." "Let Me See!"

LOL

[chatterbox09999]

ha ha i took me a while to get wt they were saying gd video

[rockono4]

took me a while to figure out but got it lol nice one

[ruleroftheworld456]

emperor touches himself! lol was jaufrre gonna say let me see

[Nugard123]

ROFLMAO!

[RedDragon909]

LOLOLOL

[plkj13]

lol!

[warthogdude24]

haha that is great

[GoldenGame]

Emperor Touches Himself! Let Me See!

Haha :D

[GamerGuy100]

Emperor patches himself? lol

[aceizcool]

tht is fuckin hilarious rofl

[BLANKMEMORYDATA]

lol!!!

you should of done the see a bit better

but VERY GOOD 10/5

[belgianreaver]

the see isnt good cause youtube automaticly cuts like a tiny bit from the last part of the vid, it happened to my pokemon vid too

[DagothUrWelcomesYou]

LOL

[ana2271]

lolol nice one

its hard to find out but then once you listen a few times..........(Emperor touches himself. Let me see!)

rofl lol nice

[GamblerJustice]

Hahahahahaha

[MDHmodder]

well duh

lol

[kuja43]

It took me a few times of watching it to get it, but once I did it was HILARIOUS. Mind if I tell everyone else what it means?

[MNICY]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

... no not at all.

[kuja43]

Alright, it says "The Emperor touches himself. Let me see!"

[MNICY]

Thats the point

[TaurucisOfTorcqua]

I did not understand this at first, but after listening to it a few times I suddenly did, and I started ROFL'ing. Though I think the video maker should have slowed the chat down a little. It's a bit hard to hear.

[MNICY]

yes.

thank you.

[adebayors]

why don't you explain it to me then?

[adebayors]

there is nothing to make sense of

[MNICY]

because you do not understand

[MNICY]

i have nothing to say in responce to this.

[adebayors]

what the fuck was that shower of shite

[MNICY]

you understand nothing fool