Jamie's Ministry of Food | A Kebab a Day | Channel 4

[DJTIMM1]

Obeast?

[DJTIMM1]

Massive Television, 8 burner oven, nice house, takeaways ever night. Fuck working, I should be unemployed and on benefits!!

[masaono777]

oh my gosh. It's terrible. But do not only blame her we have to look back ourselves

[TheCellarat]

i was shock to hear shes on benfits. you can't tell by looking at her!

[PhantomAct]

Benefits??? Check out their house! Effin scroungers and they blame immigrants, now i can see why. They want to keep not working & keep popping kids out so they can keep claiming. This is siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!

[ivoandsumi]

maan wimen shouldn't treat the kitchen as an insult but as their home :D

[BosnaVolimte]

Like a jizzed muffin! :D = BEAST!

[billboi92]

"Are you on a budget?"

"Yeah tight budget!"

*50" television in the background*

[PhantomAct]

@billboi92 Made me wanna puke when she said "benefits." That's a luxurious life she's got there. 8 hub gas cooker?!!

[colmoneill83]

@lumpybruisychickeny1 lol kiddie crack :P

[lumpybruisychickeny1]

A fridge full of kiddie crack.

[Zippish]

I always wonder about people who have kitchens THAT nice and then live off take-out. Just... why?

[JosephTheUltimate]

chav cunts

[cas84utd]

chavvy freeloading cuntwhore

[HelmetBlissta]

I like her and hope they do well. If greedy capitalist wankers didn't take all the money for themselves, there would be more to go round in the community for less fortunate folk.

[89Keesi]

kebab itself isn't that bad, but why eat fries with it? :/ and those ones didn't even look delicious to me

[BlackPanteraSociety]

Hey at least if you're gonna feed your kids fast food, feed them fish and chips...lil bit patriotic eh? :D

[MrSouthphillyitalian]

fuckin bitch fuck dick fucker

[pedwell]

"I see her being o beast" LOL

[opl500]

Gee, what's the word? Scrubber? Can I be a scrubber on benefits too? That looks like a nice life there.

[holyvalentine]

YEAH, BENEFITS, WITH THAT HUGE TV SET AND MODERN HOUSE, LAZY CHEATING PEOPLE

[urbex2007]

@holyvalentine Just as bad as the people claiming disability living allowance - not many are genuine. It's an easy way to get a free car for the family to use. You watch how many people park in disabled spaces, then follow them for a bit. As soon as they think no one is watching they are perfectly OK, they walk around for hours, reach and bend to get things, carry heavy bags etc. As soon as they leave a shop they look around and put the same old helpless act again for sympathy.

[MzGreenEyes89]

@holyvalentine I know right =( My family has worked hard all theyre life.. At times working two jobs to keep us afloat.. And we dont have a TV like that.. We got the one you gotta bash for it to work lol

[MzGreenEyes89]

@holyvalentine I know right =( My family has worked hard all theyre life.. At times working two jobs to keep us afloat.. And we dont have a TV like that.. We got the one you gotta bash for it to work lol

[ebutuoymai]

Fucking scummy northern bastards. GET A FUCKING JOB.

[NaChn]

retards

[kenzee5525]

her kids should be taken away if she cant even cook for them..! never mind benefits..

[AngloSaxon1921]

It's unhealthy but how do they afford takeaways every fucking day?

It's expensive

[urbex2007]

@AngloSaxon1921 She doesn't care as she doesn't work - so gets everything handed to her... Most people on benefits, including those on so-called disability benefits are all the same. They want everything for nothing and feel they have some right to get it too. Genuine people are very few and far between. We should scrap the current benefit system - take her children in to care as what she is doing amounts to child neglect. Maybe teach her to shut her legs until she gets a job too.

[xelectriquex]

She is so russian! All the house is so russian!

[BryonyJadee]

Actually, thinking about it, she obviously can't cook otherwise she wouldn't have asked Jamie Oliver to help her. You can tell that's she's really upset about it and obviously wants to do something about it. Give the woman a chance will you? :P

[lescakes]

many young moms just take an easy way by feeding the kids with fast food because of the reaosn either no time or can't cook which is I think it's just (bullshit).If they really want to make a small effort, they can.The cost on consuming fast food or instant food daily...you gonna end up with more than u earn.So Ladiesss..do effort to learn how to cook even the basic one!!

[lostthe80s]

I have no sympathy for them either - shocking is the word. You don't even know how to cook to eat healthily. A pot of Dolmio and some pasta is not exactly complicated, throw in some minced beef and you've got a bolognese, get a Lloyd Grossman sauce some rice and some chicken and you got a curry better then many indian restaurants. Its not hard to eat good varied food at home these days.

[TheFlicka28]

There is no excuse for not being able to cook. She is lazy, full stop. Why the hell doesn't she work??? She could easily earn more than enough to feed her kids better.

[tonybeir]

everyone should get more money than her have a nicer house!!!! tax the fucking rich... they shouldn't have mansions and yachts till everyone has a nice house it can be done and organized.

[saggyeyebag]

@tonybeir Ummm... why?? If someone is not prepared to work hard then why should they live off other people? Let me guess, you grew up in a council house and you're now on benefits and basically a bit of a bitter pleb.

[tonybeir]

@saggyeyebag i don't live in the uk im in lorida. I live with at home. We would be considered middle class . you say "If someone is not prepared to work hard then why should they live off other people? " you're implying that the richest people in society are also the hardest working.... that's not true. Let's say it's true though that the harder you work the more you get paid. if you make 1 millions dollars a year are you really working 10x harder than someone who makes 100k a year?

[tonybeir]

@xavisxavis read my comment again I didn't say that

[tonybeir]

@xavisxavis uh did you ever pass middle school english man? read again....

"if you make 1 millions dollars a year are you really working 10x harder than someone who makes 100k a year?"

I am asking the question.... if you make 1 millions dollars a year are you really working 10x harder. I am asking the question to @saggyeyebag to show how silly it is to imply that the current work/reward ratio is proportional.

[xavisxavis]

@tonybeir I removed everything. can't be bothered to argue. You can treat it as a victory.

In conclusion, if you want a country where everyone is equal and everyone has a nice house, then you shouldn't live in UK. That is gonna be even more true with Cameron leading us.

[limetang]

Hmm, I live in Rotherham (unfortunately) and when this came out people complained talking about how not everyone was like this, and yes thats true not everyones like this, but a scarily high demographic are.

[yellowtuesday]

"dinner is nearly always - a kebab"

[Defoe9]

Typical chav mum, too lazy to get off her ass and work, would rather sponge off us!

[angryidiot999]

lol pikey family

[HotKebab]

This mum is pitiful.

Why didin't she start cooking for kids sooner?

She could of least tried.

I mean, everyone these days in england has internet access or/and library access, she could of take the time to research.

You don't to have Jamie Oliver to tell you to get your ass in the kitchen and cook.

[sparkyindahouse]

jamie did that bitch up the arse on set. council slag

[sparkyindahouse]

work it bitch

[randikash]

Chopper0, she probably doesn't have a computer. I recently moved to a small town, and found many, many people who have never used a computer.

[uberathlete]

The one thing I hate to do when cooking is defrosting. Cooking itself is quick, but the extra time defrosting and prep takes is annoying as hell sometimes, especially when you're tired. Then there's the dishes.

[uberathlete]

I like how Jamie says "You got an 8 burner cooker mate!" with such enthusiasm. Even pro restaurant kitchens get 6 burner stoves. An 8 burner stove is top stuff.

[65nerak]

Poor woman.

[angrylaserhobo]

pathetic bitch should've learned how to cook on her own. any half-brained retard can fry some sausages or boil potatoes to make some dinner.

[DUFFYISBACK]

useless cow

[TFUNK1984]

Thumbs up to Jamie for trying but people like this are scum. Any parents who feed their kids like that should have them taken away. Kids are only how they are because of their parents and these kids (unless they do/did change) are on a fast track to a beer gut and a kappa track suit. Shame on anyone who trys to defend them.

[Larro20]

Benefits.. You tax scamming low life. Sell the flat screen TV and pay for a taxi to the job centre.

[fartx211]

everyone can cook. really, they can. if you can chop up food, boil water and use the microwave, you can cook. and there are a lot of things you can do with these three. the problem is people dont have the confidence

heck, she could have just made sandwiches, which would be several times cheaper and healthier than those kebabs

[romeoneverdies]

@fartx211

totaly agree with you

most people don't realize it but healthy food can really be cheep if you take the time to love what you eat ! (and prepare/cook food)

[MwazZi]

@fartx211 nothing beats kebab tho

[l00072878]

@fartx211 confidence HA dont you mean to lazy!a trained monkey could boil pasta and open a jar

[tanknick]

Stop benefits and scum like this would dissapear

[colski222]

She said she didnt know how to cook,and that is why jamie oliver was there at least she wants to do something about it,unlike some mothers that dont even feed their children or look after them,so dont go slagging this woman off,what nationality are you paoloedi are you a lazy french smelly sod that doesnt wash enough.

[paoloedi]

Just another lazy british woman..

Shame on you. But i'm pretty sure you know everything about Big Brother, celebrity,Peter Andre and so on...

Again... Shame on you

[Maritaliendo]

Jamie, you should go to peru and try our cuisine you will like a lot.

[Maritaliendo]

it is aesy to cook,

[minhajk21]

what she needs is a job

[taviragirl]

I´m sorry to see, that they don´t even sit down at a dinnertable, like a family should do.

[nokaffirisinnocent]

lazy bitch cow... she got cooker, kitchen and everything ... wtf

[amidylan]

geez, what's with that attitude?

[danieljonathanmartin]

get a grip mate - you obviously have no social insight - i'll let you get back to your middle class, middle england lifestyle now. arse hole.

[hollywoodowl]

you got a tv like THAT? and you cant afford to feed your kids a proper meal. there is only one word for that LAZY.

[KaliaIshot1]

oh my god di cookin fag cant fuck wit kalia shocking

[slimjimeth]

so form what shes said , 70 pound a week on takeaways , 80 pound a week from the benefits so this woman lives on probably just over/under a tenner a week to cloth , heat and power her house and family but has a fridge full of food an 8 burner cooker and from the looks of it a bigger house than mine 0-o either shes amazing at a tight budget or theres more here than meets the eye.

[theallmikey]

and a fireplace and flat big screen TV...

[peacefrog1916]

what a lazy cow. Poor kids.

[BananaaOx]

Got a cheek showing her face on tv while sat there with a big plasma screen and 8 burner cooker? Should be ashamed of herself! It's all about the attention in Rotherham, just getting on tv would be the incentive here! Good luck to her anyway, find it all a very sad state of affairs! for one and all that sail in Rotherham, just a big effing dump full of illiterate, inferior, trouble causing fuglies that can create chaos out of nothing! move if you want to survive! as far away as possible!

[Troyster21]

Thats our wonderful benefits system for you.

[adi1530]

8 burner cooker, massive TV, fridge full,

Talking shit!

[InnuendoXP]

how the fuck is she in THAT house on benefits?

[ewhi1]

standard, they all live better than your average tax payer.

[MrGilles1990]

@InnuendoXP The government gives lots of money to people too much Thats why they scrounge of it.

[Alexandraloves100]

@InnuendoXP only God knows

strange ....

[Diisafatslag]

@InnuendoXP

because it's rotherham. come and see.

[toxic2k7]

@InnuendoXP spot on, exactly what i thought. my mum is a single mum after she was divorced recently with me and my little sister to look after, we are on benefits and there is no WAY in hell we can afford to get a takeaway more than once a week, let alone everyday. my mum buys fresh food as best as she can on the budget because truthfully i dont like that chips and nuggets crap. i refuse to eat it. people like her make me sick, i cant afford shit AND we work part time.

[sam199166]

@InnuendoXP its england :)

[urbex2007]

@InnuendoXP Like most of them that screw the system. I'm amazed she isn't scamming the mobility allowance to get a free car too. Most people with one do - they can't move due to such restricted movement, but CAN get in and out of a car, walk miles around a shopping centre and carry shopping.

Scammers the lot of them. STOP all the benefits and make lazy stupid people like that work for a living. I get so annoyed with people like her, also alcoholics & junkies who get everything for free.

[CetinAltindag]

She doesn't deserve to be a mum. Someone should adopt her children.

[tommmmmer]

luck tykes getting kebabs all the time.

[KALfilms]

omfg, like honestly, that is murder. Feeding ur children with shit and not once a week, but every fucking day, worst mom ever.

My mom always cooked food, I eat fast food once every 3-4 months, and I work out everyday for 2 hours minimum. Poor kids.

[daalsij]

they shouldnt have aired this episode. load of crap.

[greyreview]

8 burner cooker all paid for by the government while she sits on her fat lazy ass eating kebabs.

[TheDave000]

How does someone on benefits have an 8 ring stove in their kitchen? I'd fucking love one of them but being self employed, I guess I just cant afford one!

Stupid country.

[rngpro]

na mate you know how things are, if they had stamps or coupons they would still sell them init.

[juliogoes]

when Jamie Oliver will come to Brazil? =D

[aNdYmAtTeR]

so, excuse my ignorance, but was there a part two or some follow up to this?

[Riots1981]

Bringing up kids on benefits FTL

Some cunts in society need a rocket up their arse !

[Bora199420]

in the book she says she want to cook real fod kebap is real food best in the world Turkish man yeah she is abitch who cunt cook eve i can

[smeesh212006]

kebabs are greasy crap fit for yobs and fat bastards

[Bora199420]

uh no mate Turkish foods are the best in the world u dont get fat if u eat them what are u fucking brits eat fucking burgers everyday u dont even fucknig have a food culture

[smeesh212006]

maybe if you took the time to look at my profile you would see im not from Britain you dozy prick, so stick your kebab up your shiter

[kutekatie21]

why u all having a go at her for its a habit she got in to but ile tell u she cooks every night now n every sunday she got her family n friends to eat at hers n so what she got a big tv n 8 burner stove she has worked but alately she ant been so what

[Griffgotti]

Shes a lazy cunt.

Get off her arse and go learn how to cook. A fucking 8 ring stove, widescreen t.v and a fridge full of cans of coke and beer.

She could get off her scummy arse and go learn how to cook (there are plenty of courses) and do something right for her children.

Shes going on about how she fell into a habit...so what does she do...let the kids fall into the same habit.

Fucking fat lazy scummy bitch and her ex-con lookalike boyfriend.

[ChristianGaylover]

You know what? You don't live her life. At least, she is apparently trying to do something now. No need to be so nasty toward her. Seriously.

[foltano]

I wish I fucking did live her life, cant be bad with that big huge telly and fitted kitchen,

[MANTLEBERG]

Were they goin to go shoplifting for sweets when Woolworths closes?

[familiar2millions]

£80 a week in the UK in supermarkets! Fuckin hell how much decent food, a chicken veg spuds even a joint for sunday. Bangs on about a tight budget with a widescreen TV and an 8 burner stove. People like this want fuckin shooting! - Look at the state of her, thats all u need to say

[5687678]

I thought she was an American.

[PenisBoat]

i work my ass of and get taxed so she can be a lazy self indulgent greedy fat bitch

[CodeKitten]

I see her asking for help to learn how to do it better, not for herself, but for her children

[PenisBoat]

one of them should get a fucking job before they change their diet lazy fat bastards!

[PenisBoat]

benefit scroungers

[TheVoid]

nice big tele and big cooker...but i thought they are on a budget...oh wait thats right they are on benefits well done to our goverment...

[andy20149]

P.S after second review of the video...why does the woman smile when she has a clear idea that her child will become overweight? the minute she smiled i would of been out of tht door and told her not to waste my time

[StauffDante]

because she's been coached (probably by the TV team) to say the word 'obese' and she's looking for confirmation that she's pronounced it right. She's hardly likely to use the term 'obese' in everyday life, so I'm betting they've simply coached her on what to say, and how to say it. Same for getting her to speak in the kitchen, and give the kids their dinner on the floor - it's done by the camera crew for effect. No doubt usually they'd sit on the sofa, not on the bare floor.

[andy20149]

Take a long hard look, this is England today. sad but true. I have alot of respect for jamie trying to get the nation to kick junkfood and transfer to a healthier diet - but I believe he is trying in vein as, lets face it, we all love a takeaway every now and then but, like they say, obesity is not something you can kill over night. obesity is like a "drug" you need detox and regular support from family and friends in order to suceed. me? I cook, I work, and I'm paying for these pricks take away

[MANTLEBERG]

Ive got a better idea, stop them waching corro, dead enders, and all the other crap thats on tv.ha ha ha. make em sighn on then.

[Bunty1962]

That tub of lard whinging "Oh it won't work round here" crap really gets on my wick.... Negative sponger of the highest order and drain on society. fair play to the ones that put a bit of effort in but really when the cameras are away the tabs and kebabs are out again becasue they are inherently lazy. Stop daytime TV and make them sign on the dole early in the morning every day.. That will sort them out.

[MANTLEBERG]

If she gets a job? she/it will lose her money, its her money? wats up wi yer, this is the catch 22, i had one of these idle bastards work for me...he wanted his pay in cash, because he will lose his money..i didnt pay him either, he still lost a weeks money.

[meaning1]

"I'm on benefits" ... *smiles as she looks across her vast palace of opulence* ...If she is getting little money from bebefits, when why doesn't she get a fucking part time job! Then she can take care of the children and get a bit of a better wage than what she has now.

[Hardy44500]

Can't believe they have takeaways every day, so expensive and unhealthy

[MANTLEBERG]

How come they can afford to smoke, have dogs that look like jurasic sharks, i saw a woman in the market letting her daughter, about 5 years old stuffing her up with cheap chocolate fingers, the backs of her worn-out shes trampeled down, and hardly any clothes on, the big fat usless mother should be ashamed, she will know who she is when she reads this, or you will? i wanted to cry, this ruined my walk around the market, but the child will be ruined forever.

[scouthenge]

Love it when Jamies starts swearing around the 'common' people, he'd fucking love to be working class the mockney cockney wanker.

[nfdallen]

The "sweets" draw... you bloody kiddin'! It's meant for FRUIT & VEG! Jeeze!

How difficult is it to even heat up a soup... or should I ask.. how thick is the mum? Even if you can't cook there are healthier options thank feckin' kebabs! What is the world coming to!?

[yorkydaz]

I used to live in rotherham before I moved to australia. They are showing dole bludgers from rawmarsh. If they really wanted to cook they would have by now. They just want to be seen on tv and i dont know why they're just embarassing themselves. In a few months time they will go back to their old ways and been a waste of time and money. Plus she complains she can't afford the healthier food how much did that tv cost. Get off your arse and get a job support your kids properly its not hard.

[MaestroEmbassy]

This is why you shouldnt have kids if you dont know how to raise them, stupid chavy cow.

[sillywabbit1349]

my work here is done!

who can i slag off now?

lol

[sillywabbit1349]

the sweets draw, thats where all her money goes....

i work and pay tax, thats where MY money goes you scrounging bitch!

[RashidDostum]

My fucking money too.

[sillywabbit1349]

whens the book coming out jamie?

"cooking for thicko's!"

[sillywabbit1349]

thats right, how dare this southerner take the piss out of rotherham and suggest that they are dumb backwards fools!

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thats our job in sheffield!!! lol

take your rawmarsh and lightly fry it till it's properly cookedmarsh

[marmadukesymesparker]

Sneering, condescending show.

[ukjamesbaker]

This is just lazy. Time has nothing to do with it. Cooking a quick pasta meal from scratch only takes as long as the pasta takes to cook.

She's on benefits because she needs to look after her children, but doesn't spend atleast some of the 6 hours when they are at school on learning how to cook!

[Bunty1962]

big fat lazy pie chip kebab eating northern waste of spaces...easier to buy crap in the chippy than learn how to boil water and stick an egg in it.. "Oh I haven't got time I've to watch daytime tv all day and sleep, smoke fags and drink in the evening" jamie wasting your time easier to get eskimos to start a herb garden.

[RashidDostum]

You got that wrong, its snort speed, wank, watch tv, smoke cigs, drink from cans (or 2L bottles of frosty jack) with a 35%abv no-name vodka chaser, eat takeaway, smoke weed to come down, drink some more, text your mates, take a Temazepam or three and fuck off to bed at 4am ready to start again all lively and fresh.

[ConorTheTaxiMan]

i'm not a good cook - but i'll have a bash at anything, instructions aren't hard to follow if you take your time. the kitchen in our house is generally my wife's little kingdom, but i can do the basics. its about rolling your sleeves up and getting stuck in. there's no harm in making mistakes (or making a mess!) so good luck to her, she needs encouragement, not criticism.

[DREYFROST]

what a worthless cunt

[Griffgotti]

Best comment so far.

The fat worthless cunt

[MoshyJoshy1]

hey could everyone search for mike and sams hand dance i promise u will love it tell all ur friends aswell

[guitarfluffypig]

I just dont understand how people cant cook. I dont mean it in any horrible way but even the most basic of things like pasta has instructions on the packet. If you buy prepacked veg or frozen veg they have instructions too. I just dont get it. Is it ignorance? Laziness? Surely if it gets her down so much she would use her initiative before now to go to the library and borrow a cookbook? :S So confused.

[mavish2007]

1m 24s - 'I see her being obeast' ?? lolz

[soulfunkcity]

obeast, lol your the only beast around hear love you kebab monkey lol good luck to her for tryin to cook tho

[mavish2007]

I soooo thought you were referring to me with the kebab monkey comment!! I was like, how do they know I own 2 kebab shops :O !!

[Fraterculae]

sad that she feels so powerless to make the changes.. i think tv makes people more passive so someone from tv is needed to make it better.. good to see the changes though :)

[tazmin9]

omg that well bad a kabab evry day get a job and get cooking its easy

[Andyjzr]

Eat a carrot love, there's a start. I get the impression some of these folk just want to be on the old tele.

[SpassMacher2000]

you boil some water, put a pack of noodles in it, and when the noodles get soft you take the noodles out, put some sauce on them, and there you have a fucking meal. How hard is that you dumb welfare crack whore

[LozzieBobFred]

Shut the fuck up!!!

[lardchef]

duz tha no wara mean jamie chief tha nez

[claired1234]

wots the songggg

[Cashback13]

What I can't understand is that she's on benefits but got a big T.V, a tiled kitchen laminated floor, nice furniture, nice fireplace etc etc how the hell do they afford that? Unless the Father works his ass off!

[Cashback13]

This really is just shocking and just pure laziness! How hard is it to peel some veg and boil it for 15-20 minutes and season/baste some meat and fry it in a bit of olive oil for a few minutes? Even Pasta or Rice is a piece of piss! Cooking's just about making an effort it doesn't have to be hard work or that 'skilled!'

[LozzieBobFred]

WTF do you think you are on about. She is my neighbourgh and a great person. She is trying to do her best for her family. People round here dont always get tought how to do these things, most people are on benefits but we all help each other and thats what's good aboutit. So before yougo accusing and shouting off just think about it coz she wouldn't want that for her kids if she had the choice earlier on!!!

[Cashback13]

I was never 'taught' to do these things either you learn by just doing them and we ain't talking about brain surgery you can't complain you can't afford it when you are spending a lot more on take aways! Why not get a job so she can afford it then? Unless she's physically or mentally disadvantaged I don't buy the sob story! Our Taxes are paying for those Kebabs!

[LozzieBobFred]

She does have a job, She now works as a dinnerlady in my local school and has another job on the side. And whether the kebabs are paying for our taxes or not is not a good enough excuse. She is doing this for here children. i know how shy she is and it was a massive step for her to do this on TV so back off!

[Cashback13]

I'm sure she is doing ok but not everyone has the opportunity to have someone come and give them an opportunity like this. So people need to learn to do things for themselves in the first place and not expect people to do it for them. They are probably people who do far worse things and that scares me! We shouldn't give Benefits we should give Food stamps then this wouldn't become a problem! T.V seems to have more power than the Government now!

[soulfunkcity]

i dont buy that to be honest,shes always had the choice to learn to cook,its not about someone coming to your door to teach you,its about putting in a bit of effort to find out how yourself.Its laziness buying kebabs. If shes on benefits then how can she afford kebabs all the time,that annoys me,shes spending tax payers money on making her kids unheathy which will further burden the NHS. If your on benefits do something about it,re-train,go to nightschool,whatever u can to get into work.

[Griffgotti]

Fuck her

[jumpinjacob]

that is just awfull...

[mattykay628]

WE LOVE IT DUNT WE