The Clit Commander
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  • 13 people don't like clits

    ReinShadowWraith 1 month ago

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    macifacezie 1 month ago

  • I fucking LOVE this part of the movie!

    macifacezie 1 month ago

  • I told my gf this same line the nose rubbing and all..Then she waned to suck my dick...lol wtf

    ChrisleooelsirhC 1 month ago 2

  • @ChrisleooelsirhC Fuck yea dude. Score !

    AceDanger420 1 month ago 2

  • @ChrisleooelsirhC You mean your boyfriend you play runescape and cod obv a virgin lol

    thebubbabubbabubba 1 month ago 4

  • he called bob a little fuck

    DaRudeBoy6691 2 months ago

  • This is my new ringtone. :)

    EyeHateVevo 2 months ago

  • I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!

    TheSimplyComplexed 3 months ago

  • hahaha reminds me of that hardcore track by hixxy vs sy & unknown

    junior305u 3 months ago

  • one of the funniest scenes hollywood has ever got to shot, i can watch it like 100 times and it'll never get old!!

    SchyteOFBODOM 4 months ago

  • I am the clit commander {0}

    onyx956 5 months ago

  • i pinch it like this oohhh you little fuck.

    IpwnUtouch 5 months ago 4

  • @IpwnUtouch LoL

    TheParasiteIsMan 5 months ago

  • 13 poor bastards thought THEY were the clit commanders

    Pehc90 5 months ago

  • 250,000 view BOO YAAAAA

    RangerYunne 5 months ago

  • (Goes down on girlfriend) "Alright, baby. You ready for it?"

    "Oh yeah. ;)"

    (Takes off panties and sees Jay's face)

    "I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!"

    SuperMrONeill 5 months ago 16

  • @SuperMrONeill Haha that is awesome

    sallygirl2066 4 months ago

  • I just had to watch this a few times before I go to work.

    cestoiber117 6 months ago 3

  • Clit commander come show me your power ;)

    theoneandonlysarab 7 months ago

  • i told my girlfriend im the commander of the clit and then we fucked

    ThatBlazeShow 7 months ago 48

  • @ThatBlazeShow your life is bro

    tredogg10 5 months ago

  • @ThatBlazeShow your life is bro

    tredogg10 5 months ago

  • @ThatBlazeShow great story+happy ending

    snazzycats420 3 months ago

  • hahahahaha funny as fuck

    123gilbertron 7 months ago

  • Avoid clitians at all costs!

    M0VI3N3RD 7 months ago

  • I really hope I don't see his face everytime i see clit :3

    zolo90210 7 months ago

  • yeah i must try to rub my nose on a clit

    Flu0kidz 8 months ago

  • ... ugh and i rub my nose

    lilgodfather32 8 months ago

  • 0:22 best part

    cutiepie328100 8 months ago

  • Shit movie, but jesus I could die happy between Eliza Dushku's tits.

    BarryDennen12 8 months ago

  • 12 people saw Jay's face instead of clit

    SausageFrosted 9 months ago

  • @SausageFrosted and thats a bad thing lolz

    bongobeaver 8 months ago

  • 0:19 is the best bit

    xIRODRiiGO 9 months ago in playlist cool

  • actually pretty good movie

    amazing0187 10 months ago

  • "I make that shit work! no one rules the clit like me!" I see Jason Mewes' face when I eat pussy! Snooch to tha nooch!

    WollSmoth100 10 months ago 3

  • fucken love the laugh of jay! when i grab that and rub my nose, oh you little fuck!

    norjay670 11 months ago

  • OhohOhohOh You little fuck HAHAHAHA

    LessonComplex 11 months ago

  • I AM THE MASTER OF THE CLIT, REMEMBER THIS FUCKING FACE, WHENEVER YOU SEE CLIT, YOU SEE THIS FUCKING FACE, I MAKE THAT SHIT WORK, NO ONE RULES A CLIT LIKE ME, NOT THIS LITTLE FUCK, NONE OF YOU LITTLE FUCKS OUT THERE, I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!

    TheR0flman 1 year ago

  • 12 people wish they were the clit commander

    marfMOORE1 1 year ago 4

  • This is just EPIC

    spideyTB 1 year ago

  • jajjajajjaja

    edelberto 1 year ago

  • OOOOHHH YOU LITTLE FUK & i rub my nose : 20 BEST PART OF THE MOVIE IF U ASK ME!!!!!

    oohhromeo 1 year ago

  • ROFL, just watched this movie the other day hella baked..I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER, I MAKE IT WORK

    Fuzzymcstank 1 year ago

  • what movie is this??

    emima02 1 year ago

  • @emima02 if you dont know this movie, u fail..jay and silent bob!!!!! F T W

    Fuzzymcstank 1 year ago

  • almost died laughing when I saw this for the first time. It's just genius.

    Medabg88 1 year ago

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ''I MAKE THAT SHIT WORK'' lmfao.

    Oh fuck, with the nose to XD

    BabyJuelz13 1 year ago

  • I am the master of the clit

    Rar3Fox 1 year ago

  • "No one rules the clit like me not this little fuck none of you little fucks out there"

    bottom83 1 year ago 3

  • fuck jay is hot

    x3kAyLiNiCoLe 1 year ago

  • this is what i do, i pinch it like this.... ohhh you little fuckk, and rub my nose

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    iDuffdabestweed 1 year ago 5

  • no im the clit comander

    gasdasboot 1 year ago

  • "scary"

    Beholdthecoma 1 year ago

  • AHAHAHAHAHAH wow this movie never gets old

    TheOnlyKiid 1 year ago

  • I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!!!!!!!

    carlozz2008 1 year ago

  • Not THis Little Fuck

    baker434 1 year ago

  • LEGEND!!

    and1f34 2 years ago

  • omfg that is funny as hell. we need a clerks 3. the world demands it

    TheCorporateShogun 2 years ago 2

  • YES! if ks wanted he could TOTALLY make a clercks 3

    fierblaze 1 year ago

  • 0:20 the one on the left..she's very hot, whats hers precious name?

    nixindjija 2 years ago

  • @nixindjija on the left with the camera her name is Eliza Dushku

    girlgonewild0516 2 years ago

  • Classic Son!

    StyleTrick 2 years ago

  • Wouldn't it be freaky if you actually "saw his face were ever you see clit"?? XD

    HKA25 2 years ago 134

  • @HKA25 hahahahahahaha xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    BboyYurko 1 year ago

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    BadReligion1994 1 year ago

  • @HKA25 total cokblok

    prestonADHD 1 year ago

  • @HKA25 I know i do LOL ;)

    traceymaru 7 months ago

  • omg this always cracks me up

    0987gy 2 years ago 2

  • 0:20 - 0:25 LMAO :D

    SmoothANI 2 years ago

  • lmmfao not this lil fuck!

    CSGFreestyle 2 years ago

  • lmfaiooooo

    tonydatiger288 2 years ago

  • thats what happens when u listen to tony the tiger... too much frosting in those bitches!!! yum lol

    2boddah 2 years ago 2

  • Fuckin Classic.

    BlackmailRecords 2 years ago 4

  • theres a techno remix to this haha

    MonsterMandM 2 years ago

  • weird clit - neophyte & tha playah ? =D

    paybacktime5 2 years ago

  • all hail the clit commander

    druha10304 2 years ago 197

  • @druha10304

    I am the clit commander. Learn english. Or learn to read on lips.

    legomousse 1 year ago

  • @druha10304 yep lol

    combatcat91 8 months ago

  • pwnd

    noldorian86 2 years ago

  • this ist the best funny shit :DDD

    STARYZOLO 2 years ago 7

  • fucking best clip from the best movie

    bikeridereveryday 2 years ago 8

  • I AM THE CLIT COMANDER !

    hell yeahhh xDDD hahahaha

    Krebs06 2 years ago 8

  • jay iz the fuckin shit

    Wolfdude28 2 years ago 9

  • at 0:30 is that Mandy from 24 (u know, THE bad girl that kidnaps Tony on season 4) ??

    K9Underdogg 2 years ago

  • (i meant 0:25 )

    K9Underdogg 2 years ago

  • I started laughing so hard when I first watched this movie...I love how I can laugh my ass off with my husband at something so odd!

    ctbanks23 2 years ago 3

  • what od? Iclit commander? Any man can be

    vandemm 2 years ago

  • CLIT COMMANDER

    CrazyCaliber 2 years ago 7

  • The best happens b4 when she says: " Can you say something about the clit?" and he says: "The man or the female clit?"

    sorry for my english^^

    mamananau 2 years ago 3

  • Lmao

    SmokenxKush 2 years ago

  • I AM THE MASTER OF THE CLIT!!...i make that shit work!...ahahaha gotta love Jay

    KaseyPeck53 2 years ago 4

  • "Ooouush, ya little fuck." I love that part.

    Frostgun 2 years ago 8

  • Eliza Dushku is so fucking hot man!!

    ChristianNYC 2 years ago 6

  • that doesnt mean anything, and shes Danish also

    magikmike210 2 years ago

  • i'd like her to be 100% on my balls...if you know what i mean?

    wangchung1989 2 years ago 7

  • "Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there"

    FrenchJimbo 2 years ago

  • wherever you see a clit you ll see this fuckin face !! haha like I said before Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith are just genius

    nilaam 2 years ago

  • I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER XD

    And502 2 years ago 2

  • now that is just fucking hilarious

    moneymon29 2 years ago

  • "let me rub my nose with it"

    kisuKe420 2 years ago 2

  • I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!

    Jay is awesome lol.

    BiohazardBabe 2 years ago 2

  • The Clit Commander for presidency!

    Foxstab 2 years ago 4

  • I second that!

    xsmurf 2 years ago

  • "Whenever you see clit you'll see this fuckin' face!"

    axel151 2 years ago 2

  • its from the movie Jay&Silent Bob Strike Back

    really good movie! i love it! xD

    TheRealBeckz 2 years ago

  • JAY!!

    ExecutorAD 3 years ago

  • HAHAHAHHA..i love this

    xsarahjanex145 3 years ago

  • I saw this movie last night. The best part of the movie.

    vmelkon 3 years ago 2

  • wat movie was it from???

    teejistheman 3 years ago

  • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

    vmelkon 3 years ago

  • "oooohhhhh hhoooo you little fuck"

    XD

    dainjh 3 years ago 2

  • I make that shit work!!!

    lol

    RumpelstudlBum 3 years ago

  • none of u little fuckers out there !

    HappyGuy00000 3 years ago

  • havnt seen that in like 8 years

    musickness 3 years ago

  • saw this lasy night..yes..i was high

    h0tstuff 3 years ago

  • CLIT COMMANDER!

    morpHHooos 3 years ago 4

  • i thought it was Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers.

    roflmao!!!

    An offshoot of the Labia, The Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movment hahaha!!!

    fucking funny stuff

    KainUK 3 years ago 2

  • All you virgins are just saying you know what a clit is because you want to sound like you've had sex before

    XxxxxXjuggaloXxxxxX 3 years ago

  • ur kool

    Toadster5 3 years ago

  • I know

    XxxxxXjuggaloXxxxxX 3 years ago

  • *High Five*

    GinKoyama 3 years ago

  • not this little fuck

    XazucarX 3 years ago

  • That dude was hilarious. What ever happened to him?

    RowdyMonster 3 years ago

  • Nothing in particular I think.

    Kylling12345 3 years ago

  • still around.watch zack and miri make a porno hes fuckin hilarious

    shamwoww 3 years ago

  • put it around my nose...

    ROFL.

    evilmajikman 3 years ago

  • the commander is an eskimo? LOL WTF?

    stifler083 3 years ago

  • hahaha cant stop laughing uuuh you little fucklol

    lickmeallnightboys 3 years ago

  • mmmm and i rub my nose

    coloringpuma35 3 years ago 5

  • uuuhh you little fuck

    pahahaha great

    audicoupe6077 3 years ago 4

  • lmao that dude is high 24/7

    thekingofoakland 3 years ago

  • The character is, but believe it or not, the actor has gone 100% sober.

    DracoOne 3 years ago

  • haha jason mews (jay). great actor.. he wasnt gonna be in the movie but kevin smith (silent bob.) paid him outa his own pocket just to be in the movie.. kevin smith is the one who wrote the movie. great funny guy.

    0oGambleo0 3 years ago

  • hahahahhahahah I fucking love this movie!

    MadonnasSpareVagina 3 years ago

  • Teach me master teach me!

    unpwnntent 3 years ago 10

  • ahahahahaha

    VulgarDisplay13 3 years ago

  • Jay can be my clit commander.

    monicannabella 3 years ago 11

  • luv dis film itz funny az fuk

    YodaReppinMidlandz 3 years ago

  • I'm trying to learn how to be the clit commander.

    therealsoulproduct 3 years ago

  • jay can practice on me anyday!

    kellygoo72 3 years ago 11

  • Gangtser u know dat shit

    imabitmad 3 years ago

  • you couldnt command my shit! hahaha jay is awsome

    hapibth0pel3ss 3 years ago 2

  • i'll pinch you like this oooooo you little fuck

    Danernator666 3 years ago 5

  • i saw a different version where after he says "i am the clit commander" he says "...commander of all clits"

    KKEEPitCRACCIN 3 years ago

  • i rule that shit... Kevin smith is a genius

    the60shippie 3 years ago

  • "...not this little f*ck, none of you little f*cks out there..."

    Th3xFoNz 3 years ago

  • hahah i was dying when he called silent bob a little fuck

    skeetskeetskeet9 3 years ago 7

  • AAAAAHAHAH i think i wet myself ive heard it in songs but omg this makes it even funnier LOLZ

    DjEsi 3 years ago

  • ooooohhhh you little fuck

    LMAO

    RavenMarx 3 years ago 2

  • ahahhahahahahahhahaha

    brooklynking336 3 years ago

  • well steve that guy must have had some tiny balls

    stolein45 3 years ago

  • stevepoonz the clit you were licking was his balls they are on the bottom lol

    psxace 3 years ago

  • fuck ya REMEMBER THIS FUCKING FACE WHEREEVER U SEE CLIT U'LL SEE THIS FUCKING FACE!

    slipknotrules124107 3 years ago

  • To clear this up - this is a clip from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" - A film... so all your comments about him not knowing what a clit is are irrelevant... However The Clitoris is the female sexual organ at the top of the inner vaginal lips - it usually causes the most pleasure during sex.

    deeneyboy 3 years ago 7

  • lol!!! rong, the clit is right above the piss hole dumb ass

    RUNESCAPEhunters 4 years ago