@pinkpunkempire My favourite series is the Wheel of Time. 13 books so far. Alternatively, The Forbidden Game by LJ Smith, thats smaller and is only a trilogy.
I didn't enjoy the Twilight books a lot and I also didn't like the plot too much but I do think it could have been improved by doing the sort of Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant style thing where you read a chapter of twilight followed by a chapter of Midnight Sun. It may have made the situation more easily understood and better..........but to be honest it is a bit unlikely.
It's kinda like watching Alex except you look different and care less, like Alex got really annoyed at some parts, you just seem to be all like "Well it's rubbish so I don't care".
Hang on.. Hang on... She got annoyed about a little bit of the book being leaked, put the book on hold.. And then leaks the ENTIRE completed section of the book? WHERE is the logic in that "Aww you saw a tiny bit so it's all RUINED. Take all of this and never ever get an ending"
I'm no twilight fan but i do find it funny that every single guy fixates on edward knocking bella out while he's fucking her in breaking dawn if they haven't read it :L
@Xpedite She most likely ran out of ideas and was like, "Hmmm... How do I extract more money out of delusional people... AHA! SPARKLES!". Let's face it, she doesn't exactly have the most creative mind in the world.
@ichweissnicht11 :D I'm not the only one! I always imagine James being very good-looking *sigh* but if JK Rowling ever decides to write sequels or prequels...it would probably make fans happy
the reason he stays at school is because then he can stay in Forks longer. why anyone would want to do that is beyond be the place is sounds as boring a shit!!
No it wasnt because of a new custody situation. She mentions in one of the books it was because her mom got remarried and she was going touring with her professional baseball player husband around America!
@clairepigott This is a Stephenie Meyer glitch, not a Danny glitch. But this just goes to show what a terrific writer Meyer is. Y'know, forgetting her own plot lines or at the very least abandoning them. This makes for a really great writer. No.
"Is he just going to be as Bella the whole way through? Because I can't read that. That's boring. Plus, you're a vampire. Why the fuck are you at school anyway? Just don't go to school."
Haha ! Great video Danny! It was great to finally meet you on saturday wiv Alex ! Wanted to talk to you a lot more but I was kinda nervous :/ but hopefully next time! Lool twilite is soo crap but love Alex's narration's and this vid! Couldn't help but think how the hell did he get though 2 medical degrees and not kill someone or suck there blood?
He chooses to go to school but then moans about it constantly. Bella chooses to move to Forks with her dad then moans about it constantly. They really are perfect for each other.
@AliceValium Don't worry you're not insane, I read it too when I had slight interest in it... That book made me repulsed by Twilight (as well as Breaking Dawn), Alex encouraged that, thus Harry Potter fan! (Always but more anti-Twilight now) Breaking Dawn is disgraceful... My friends and I are planing to dress up as Death Eaters (One of us Voldy) then shout 'Kill the spare!' at the screen when Breaking Dawn comes out ;)
As someone in medical school I can assure you, from the bottom of my heart. NOBODY is going to pass through this hell twice. Especially for the FUN of it. Because you're bored. NOBODY.
@katemcconville3 also, when James gets so close to killing her. Also when Victoria tries to kill her. Oh, and when Alec tries to kill her. Basically, when anyone got close to killing Bella, I got excited.
@FranckoPhonie Yeah but they were better cause, yeah know, they are supposed to all love her cause she is superawesomwsexyhot. I like that even members of her family thought about killing her.
@danmann44 And Patrick Rothfuss is a God among men. But Sanderson's Elantris was elementary. Good plot, but the writing...? I hope he's improved by the time he does Wheel of Time (haven't read the latest ones yet) XP
seconddddd :P I loved Alex's series, I have literally watched that about 170000 times, it's always on in the background. I like when Alex talks to me :)
And you, Dan my man, you should read things to us more :) I like your voice :)
I like The Twilight saga, but this, and Alex's, is REALLY funny.
TheBigkatyperryfan 1 week ago
Have some bloody imagination. SOME of us like the books.... Left me read your favorite novel and rip the fuck outta it.
pinkpunkempire 2 weeks ago
@pinkpunkempire My favourite series is the Wheel of Time. 13 books so far. Alternatively, The Forbidden Game by LJ Smith, thats smaller and is only a trilogy.
Go right ahead :)
danmann44 2 weeks ago 4
I didn't enjoy the Twilight books a lot and I also didn't like the plot too much but I do think it could have been improved by doing the sort of Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant style thing where you read a chapter of twilight followed by a chapter of Midnight Sun. It may have made the situation more easily understood and better..........but to be honest it is a bit unlikely.
CoolCausImIrish 1 month ago
'She might just have no thoughts in her head whatsoever.' By her wide range of facial expressions, I can see this is probably true.
Lilylikesredskittles 1 month ago 5
Thumbs up to you for Wheel of Time, one of my favorite series. :)
GurgiMK 1 month ago
You remind me of what I used to like about Alex but I don't see anymore :)
SamyulDavis 1 month ago
Please read more, haha! It was brilliant with the "I don't care" attitude.
carpet123flyerrr 2 months ago
The next time someone is a dick about somthing i like and they don't, i'm going to sing this to them. Really, really loud.
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It's kinda like watching Alex except you look different and care less, like Alex got really annoyed at some parts, you just seem to be all like "Well it's rubbish so I don't care".
SerasXHarkonnen 2 months ago 5
"Just don't go to school." EXACTLY. OH MY GOSH.
thatonefreckledgirl 2 months ago 13
Hahaa "worst future power ever!" You are hilarious! xP
stoptheqtipjoey 2 months ago
Hang on.. Hang on... She got annoyed about a little bit of the book being leaked, put the book on hold.. And then leaks the ENTIRE completed section of the book? WHERE is the logic in that "Aww you saw a tiny bit so it's all RUINED. Take all of this and never ever get an ending"
SignedWithAnEcks 2 months ago 53
I'm no twilight fan but i do find it funny that every single guy fixates on edward knocking bella out while he's fucking her in breaking dawn if they haven't read it :L
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When Danny starts describing how Edward was goning to kill everyone in biology, a litlle smile just appeared on his face.
Yes, Danny I thought it was a fantastic idea too.
totallyhorizontal 3 months ago 8
I cant believe she made the book, then she re-did it from HIS perspective, genuine WTF
Xpedite 3 months ago 3
@Xpedite She most likely ran out of ideas and was like, "Hmmm... How do I extract more money out of delusional people... AHA! SPARKLES!". Let's face it, she doesn't exactly have the most creative mind in the world.
SammyCronin 2 months ago
The shit and wrong quote is just amazing.
PokeRowan 3 months ago 2
i don't know why, but i really enjoy you.
planetbaldy 3 months ago
... I suddenly love you! You read WOT! :D
xStrawberryFuckerX 3 months ago
I would love to read Harry Potter when James and Lily's were at hogwarts... as well as Snape lol
mimimimizuzaka 3 months ago 8
@mimimimizuzaka that's the same idea my sister had just a few days ago
ichweissnicht11 1 month ago
@ichweissnicht11 :D I'm not the only one! I always imagine James being very good-looking *sigh* but if JK Rowling ever decides to write sequels or prequels...it would probably make fans happy
mimimimizuzaka 1 month ago
@mimimimizuzaka she should
ichweissnicht11 1 month ago
Perhaps Harry Potter in Snape's point of view? That would be epic
StudioFixMak 3 months ago 5
@StudioFixMak do you think anyone would want to read from Dudley's perspective, the gluttonous ignorant muggle?
mimimimizuzaka 1 month ago
"she might just have no thoughts in her head whatsoever."
HA sounds about right to me.
mdsq36 3 months ago 9
the reason he stays at school is because then he can stay in Forks longer. why anyone would want to do that is beyond be the place is sounds as boring a shit!!
someonecalledME003 3 months ago
Do more :) This is so silly and funny :P
marllasco 3 months ago
No it wasnt because of a new custody situation. She mentions in one of the books it was because her mom got remarried and she was going touring with her professional baseball player husband around America!
clairepigott 3 months ago
@clairepigott This is a Stephenie Meyer glitch, not a Danny glitch. But this just goes to show what a terrific writer Meyer is. Y'know, forgetting her own plot lines or at the very least abandoning them. This makes for a really great writer. No.
zoethesquirrel 3 months ago 2
Does awesomeness run in your family or something? -3
auschick4 3 months ago 11
The tags.
missmilleh 3 months ago
LOL I agree with you
NonaBarca 3 months ago
"she might just have no thoughts in her head whatsoever" HAHAHAHA
goodriddance96 3 months ago
this is like the funniest thing i have seen in awhile
Catfaraway 3 months ago
Ah, this made me crack up. Danny you are so awesome, you always make my day.
wheezy023 3 months ago
jacob is not a werewolf
he's an animegus
justmerozzie 3 months ago
No, before you release an album, you need a ukelele.
That's a must in YouTube land.
littleblackbird2 3 months ago 2
"Is he just going to be as Bella the whole way through? Because I can't read that. That's boring. Plus, you're a vampire. Why the fuck are you at school anyway? Just don't go to school."
Lol.
littleblackbird2 3 months ago 2
"she might just not have any thoughts whatsoever" ahhh so great. no wonder the books from bellas point of view are so bad.
bini2461 3 months ago
Haha ! Great video Danny! It was great to finally meet you on saturday wiv Alex ! Wanted to talk to you a lot more but I was kinda nervous :/ but hopefully next time! Lool twilite is soo crap but love Alex's narration's and this vid! Couldn't help but think how the hell did he get though 2 medical degrees and not kill someone or suck there blood?
sexyzed 3 months ago
I would forgive you and even agree with you if you got angry in this video, but you didn't.
Aww well, either way it was entertaining.
Atuchy 3 months ago
There's an advertisement for the Breaking Dawn movie on the right.
Oh, the irony.
SomeTorist 3 months ago
Dan just found the cure to insomnia! Chapter one of Midnight Sun.
IsMarinaTotalBanging 3 months ago
Oh my goodness, I don't even understand what you are saying!
fishfriendsYeah 3 months ago
It's true. Jacob is a pedofile. Sorry, 12 year old fangirls, you're too old for him.
yusmiffins 3 months ago 5
You're a brave man Danny, a brave man!!! :)
TheRockinGinger 3 months ago
Your tags are funny :P
OhItsGinevra 3 months ago
you could just read some chapters of breaking dawn
sammylovesparis 3 months ago
Well, he DOES leave, in the next book... soo not a complete waist of power ey?
Melloship 3 months ago
d'awww...
bobbieorangeful 3 months ago
"She might just have no thoughts in her head whatsoever."
Danny, I love you.
MonotonousRainbow 3 months ago 9
Is that a kindle?
12reids 3 months ago
1) Nowadays, the top comments are reserved for big youtubers. It's like a prize for doing well on youtube.. :P only joking.
2) Your eyebrows are epic, they deserve to be on sarcaschicks with the other epic eyebrows
3) you speak muuuch sense young wise dan
yukiibeauty07 3 months ago
last!!
V4mPiRezZZ 3 months ago
Well you're pretty bloodthirsty, aren't you.. xD
Anchiel 3 months ago
This series is going to be hilarious!
(if you do read it)
fatzdepenguin 3 months ago
@danmann44
I'm not even kidding I'll give you £20 to read the next chapter. this video was the highlight of my day.
) I have a very sad life and 3 kids to feed to can't offer more than 20. I'm hoping if money won't work, pity will.)
Gothmummi 3 months ago
afternoon naps are amazing!!!
cmll1986 3 months ago
I don't understand how these books are still a thing. A thing that makes outrageous amounts of money.
At least your commentary was awesome.
BelieveSteed 3 months ago
Haha! I've missed these readings of books:) thanks dann!
h20melonlays 3 months ago
go on danny, we should do a thing where the we read the chapter and then you read the chapter in a video and then we all laugh at the absurdity :)
JesM94 3 months ago
The reason he keeps going to school is for the underage girls xD
CosmicScaleFactor 3 months ago 13
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Inspiremeokay 3 months ago
Come on, Danny! If Alex can read it, you can!
Cheers
thebluecray0n 3 months ago
He chooses to go to school but then moans about it constantly. Bella chooses to move to Forks with her dad then moans about it constantly. They really are perfect for each other.
HannahIsUnoriginal 3 months ago 2
"What is the point of having a power that is shit and wrong?" Hahahaha.
khigher 3 months ago 2
I've read it before.
Chagrin is now my least favorite word of all time.
OH GOD WHY DID I READ IT.
AliceValium 3 months ago
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@AliceValium Don't worry you're not insane, I read it too when I had slight interest in it... That book made me repulsed by Twilight (as well as Breaking Dawn), Alex encouraged that, thus Harry Potter fan! (Always but more anti-Twilight now) Breaking Dawn is disgraceful... My friends and I are planing to dress up as Death Eaters (One of us Voldy) then shout 'Kill the spare!' at the screen when Breaking Dawn comes out ;)
ButterFingers7924 3 months ago
amazing just amazing
seanbellathebrighton 3 months ago
read more!!!
pattinsonluvr17 3 months ago
'I mean, is he just gonna be as whiny as Bella the whole way through? I can't read that. That's boring.' Love it :')
DinaMCRTBO 3 months ago
It's made even better by the fact that anyone that is likely to read it already knows the plot
TVManipulator 3 months ago 54
@TVManipulator I know tiny bits. Like he sparkles. Stupidly.
danmann44 3 months ago 91
@danmann44 I went through (as most teenage girls did/do) a twilight phase so know all of the plot
TVManipulator 3 months ago
If anyone's interested there is yet another side story based on one of the vampires who attacks in the third book...
SmokinAce1013 3 months ago
Forty Eighth!
ImNoAverageTurtle 3 months ago
i'd rather read harry potter in voldemort's point of view.
tardyttp 3 months ago 249
@tardyttp OHMYGENIUS. That would be amazing. :D
Anyality 3 months ago
@tardyttp I'd rather read Harry Potter from Hagrid's dog's view than this book.
Camewel 3 months ago 6
@tardyttp okay-well now you've made wonder.
lunahatespie 3 months ago
@lunahatespie haha then we get to know what voldemort gets up to in his daily life. what juice he drinks...etc
tardyttp 3 months ago
@tardyttp 1. Gaah! He has the power to kill me! I'm gonna kill him!
2. Gaah! He prevented me from stealing the stone, I'm gonna kill him!
3. Gaah! He killed my basilisk, I'm gonna kill him!
4. Gaah! He.... saved his godfather from prison.... But he still has the power to kill me! I'm gonna kill him!
5. HAHA! I'm back! But he escaped, I'm gonna kill him!
6. Gaah! He escaped again! I'm gonna kill him!
7. Fuck! He knows abou the horcruxes! I'm gonna kill him!
8. Gaah! He killed me! !
DackxJaniels 2 months ago 27
@tardyttp There you go, you can have that one for free ;)
DackxJaniels 2 months ago
This is so good! Love it :D
188crazychick 3 months ago
Loving the tags. ^-^
CholeKolee 3 months ago 6
Midnight Sun: when you discover Edward is more of a whinny school girl than Bella
Whitestar17a 3 months ago 147
Hot
sou4a0 3 months ago
OH MY GOD! WHEEL OF TIME!! YOUR MY HERO!!
jaceylenz 3 months ago
Love it!
northtiggs 3 months ago
technically he does when he turns her.... just saying!
digmycrazydance 3 months ago
Third..?
RyanMurphyTube 3 months ago 6
lol. the ad is for Second Life saying "Become a Vampire in Second Life". That's just a whole new level of sad.
Emigmatiic 3 months ago
Your just like a more cynical version of Alex, I love it LOL :D
RachelZettie 3 months ago
As someone in medical school I can assure you, from the bottom of my heart. NOBODY is going to pass through this hell twice. Especially for the FUN of it. Because you're bored. NOBODY.
Talilma 3 months ago 8
@Talilma Haha, good point!
littlehedgehogfeet 3 months ago
i feel like midnight sun just accentuates how extremely creepy/stalkery edward is.
silverrcircuit44 3 months ago
Edward planning to kill Bells is the best bit in all books. Also, when Jasper tries to kill her.
katemcconville3 3 months ago 5
@katemcconville3 also, when James gets so close to killing her. Also when Victoria tries to kill her. Oh, and when Alec tries to kill her. Basically, when anyone got close to killing Bella, I got excited.
FranckoPhonie 3 months ago
@FranckoPhonie Yeah but they were better cause, yeah know, they are supposed to all love her cause she is superawesomwsexyhot. I like that even members of her family thought about killing her.
katemcconville3 3 months ago
"going to release an album anytime soon calm down" Do it
floresceres 3 months ago 2
You're definitely Alex's cousin.
xkiwibabe27x 3 months ago
I really enjoyed that. READ MOAR PLZ
eyestothemoon 3 months ago
"What is the point in having a power that is shit?! And wrong?!"
KaaatieT 3 months ago 2
Goodness, you can tell you and Alex are related.
AshTisdaleox 3 months ago 5
Brandon Sanderson is immense.
geekvsworld 3 months ago 3
@geekvsworld and Robert Jordan was BRILLIANT
danmann44 3 months ago 4
@danmann44 And Patrick Rothfuss is a God among men. But Sanderson's Elantris was elementary. Good plot, but the writing...? I hope he's improved by the time he does Wheel of Time (haven't read the latest ones yet) XP
Anchiel 3 months ago
@danmann44 I haven't read Robert Jordan stuff. :( But I want to :)
geekvsworld 3 months ago
Haha brilliant. Why doesnt he just help his "dad" in the hospital then if he can do medicine?
TheFearlessNom 3 months ago
Her writing style is just so juvenile and clichéd, made me cringe every time you read a sentence.
StripyTie12 3 months ago 5
I love the tags Danny. So true.
NamesNaming 3 months ago
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is it sad i want read this book now ?
ladylake2004 3 months ago
"Maybe there aren't any thoughts in her head" It all makes sense now...
tessabeads 3 months ago
You're so alike Alex, you're like Alex in a different body...
BriarGlover 3 months ago
But he's a nice guy really I'm sure.
mmmelx 3 months ago
I never knew this book existed... Oh dear...
poben123 3 months ago
Yesss you read the wheel of time books? You should read them on here instead of crappy twilight books xD
MegaCaptainCookie 3 months ago 7
@MegaCaptainCookie The books are too good for that
danmann44 3 months ago 6
@danmann44 This is true.
MegaCaptainCookie 3 months ago
also: your tags=awesomeness :)
FranckoPhonie 3 months ago
And yes he is just as whiney as Bella the whole way through.
mmmelx 3 months ago
I go see the Twilight movies the day they come out....just to heckle...Twilight fans are not very nice... D:
SPNforever4 3 months ago
fifth?
triligyblood 3 months ago
last.
Cheesegivesyoudreams 3 months ago
Sorry, he is just a creepy weird stalker after all.
mmmelx 3 months ago
seconddddd :P I loved Alex's series, I have literally watched that about 170000 times, it's always on in the background. I like when Alex talks to me :)
And you, Dan my man, you should read things to us more :) I like your voice :)
FranckoPhonie 3 months ago
I read this book ages ago!! It wasn't brilliant :/
TheJanajanajanjan 3 months ago
Twilight is so shit. :')
Katiebabe06 3 months ago
thurd
knowahsark 3 months ago
second?
95Mambo 3 months ago
Second!
MoreMoreOrange 3 months ago 67
furst
nerimon 3 months ago 195
@nerimon Well done Alex...
NamesNaming 3 months ago
@nerimon *first. hehehehe
amyaffleck 3 months ago