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  • I like The Twilight saga, but this, and Alex's, is REALLY funny.

  • Have some bloody imagination. SOME of us like the books.... Left me read your favorite novel and rip the fuck outta it.

  • @pinkpunkempire My favourite series is the Wheel of Time. 13 books so far. Alternatively, The Forbidden Game by LJ Smith, thats smaller and is only a trilogy.

    Go right ahead :)

  • I didn't enjoy the Twilight books a lot and I also didn't like the plot too much but I do think it could have been improved by doing the sort of Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant style thing where you read a chapter of twilight followed by a chapter of Midnight Sun. It may have made the situation more easily understood and better..........but to be honest it is a bit unlikely.

  • 'She might just have no thoughts in her head whatsoever.' By her wide range of facial expressions, I can see this is probably true.

  • Thumbs up to you for Wheel of Time, one of my favorite series. :)

  • You remind me of what I used to like about Alex but I don't see anymore :)

  • Please read more, haha! It was brilliant with the "I don't care" attitude.

  • The next time someone is a dick about somthing i like and they don't, i'm going to sing this to them. Really, really loud.

  • It's kinda like watching Alex except you look different and care less, like Alex got really annoyed at some parts, you just seem to be all like "Well it's rubbish so I don't care".

  • "Just don't go to school." EXACTLY. OH MY GOSH.

  • Hahaa "worst future power ever!" You are hilarious! xP

  • Hang on.. Hang on... She got annoyed about a little bit of the book being leaked, put the book on hold.. And then leaks the ENTIRE completed section of the book? WHERE is the logic in that "Aww you saw a tiny bit so it's all RUINED. Take all of this and never ever get an ending"

  • I'm no twilight fan but i do find it funny that every single guy fixates on edward knocking bella out while he's fucking her in breaking dawn if they haven't read it :L

  • When Danny starts describing how Edward was goning to kill everyone in biology, a litlle smile just appeared on his face.

    Yes, Danny I thought it was a fantastic idea too.

  • I cant believe she made the book, then she re-did it from HIS perspective, genuine WTF

  • @Xpedite She most likely ran out of ideas and was like, "Hmmm... How do I extract more money out of delusional people... AHA! SPARKLES!". Let's face it, she doesn't exactly have the most creative mind in the world.

  • The shit and wrong quote is just amazing.

  • i don't know why, but i really enjoy you.

  • ... I suddenly love you! You read WOT! :D

  • I would love to read Harry Potter when James and Lily's were at hogwarts... as well as Snape lol

  • @mimimimizuzaka that's the same idea my sister had just a few days ago

  • @ichweissnicht11 :D I'm not the only one! I always imagine James being very good-looking  *sigh* but if JK Rowling ever decides to write sequels or prequels...it would probably make fans happy

  • @mimimimizuzaka she should

  • Perhaps Harry Potter in Snape's point of view? That would be epic

  • @StudioFixMak do you think anyone would want to read from Dudley's perspective, the gluttonous ignorant muggle?

  • "she might just have no thoughts in her head whatsoever."

    HA sounds about right to me.

  • the reason he stays at school is because then he can stay in Forks longer. why anyone would want to do that is beyond be the place is sounds as boring a shit!!

  • Do more :) This is so silly and funny :P

  • No it wasnt because of a new custody situation. She mentions in one of the books it was because her mom got remarried and she was going touring with her professional baseball player husband around America!

  • @clairepigott This is a Stephenie Meyer glitch, not a Danny glitch. But this just goes to show what a terrific writer Meyer is. Y'know, forgetting her own plot lines or at the very least abandoning them. This makes for a really great writer. No.

  • Does awesomeness run in your family or something? -3

  • The tags.

  • LOL I agree with you

  • "she might just have no thoughts in her head whatsoever" HAHAHAHA

  • this is like the funniest thing i have seen in awhile

  • Ah, this made me crack up. Danny you are so awesome, you always make my day.

  • jacob is not a werewolf

    he's an animegus

  • No, before you release an album, you need a ukelele.

    That's a must in YouTube land.

  • "Is he just going to be as Bella the whole way through? Because I can't read that. That's boring. Plus, you're a vampire. Why the fuck are you at school anyway? Just don't go to school."

    Lol.

  • "she might just not have any thoughts whatsoever" ahhh so great. no wonder the books from bellas point of view are so bad.

  • Haha ! Great video Danny! It was great to finally meet you on saturday wiv Alex ! Wanted to talk to you a lot more but I was kinda nervous :/ but hopefully next time! Lool twilite is soo crap but love Alex's narration's and this vid! Couldn't help but think how the hell did he get though 2 medical degrees and not kill someone or suck there blood?

  • I would forgive you and even agree with you if you got angry in this video, but you didn't.

    Aww well, either way it was entertaining.

  • There's an advertisement for the Breaking Dawn movie on the right.

    Oh, the irony.

  • Dan just found the cure to insomnia! Chapter one of Midnight Sun.

  • Oh my goodness, I don't even understand what you are saying!

  • It's true. Jacob is a pedofile. Sorry, 12 year old fangirls, you're too old for him.

  • You're a brave man Danny, a brave man!!! :)

  • Your tags are funny :P

  • you could just read some chapters of breaking dawn

  • Well, he DOES leave, in the next book... soo not a complete waist of power ey?

  • d'awww...

  • "She might just have no thoughts in her head whatsoever."

    Danny, I love you.

  • Is that a kindle?

  • 1) Nowadays, the top comments are reserved for big youtubers. It's like a prize for doing well on youtube.. :P only joking.

    2) Your eyebrows are epic, they deserve to be on sarcaschicks with the other epic eyebrows

    3) you speak muuuch sense young wise dan

  • last!!

  • Well you're pretty bloodthirsty, aren't you.. xD

  • This series is going to be hilarious!

    (if you do read it)

  • @danmann44

    I'm not even kidding I'll give you £20 to read the next chapter. this video was the highlight of my day.

    ) I have a very sad life and 3 kids to feed to can't offer more than 20. I'm hoping if money won't work, pity will.)

  • afternoon naps are amazing!!!

  • I don't understand how these books are still a thing. A thing that makes outrageous amounts of money.

    At least your commentary was awesome.

  • Haha! I've missed these readings of books:) thanks dann!

  • go on danny, we should do a thing where the we read the chapter and then you read the chapter in a video and then we all laugh at the absurdity :)

  • The reason he keeps going to school is for the underage girls xD

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  • Come on, Danny! If Alex can read it, you can!

    Cheers

  • He chooses to go to school but then moans about it constantly. Bella chooses to move to Forks with her dad then moans about it constantly. They really are perfect for each other.

  • "What is the point of having a power that is shit and wrong?" Hahahaha.

  • I've read it before.

    Chagrin is now my least favorite word of all time.

    OH GOD WHY DID I READ IT.

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  • amazing just amazing

  • read more!!!

  • 'I mean, is he just gonna be as whiny as Bella the whole way through? I can't read that. That's boring.' Love it :')

  • It's made even better by the fact that anyone that is likely to read it already knows the plot

  • @TVManipulator I know tiny bits. Like he sparkles. Stupidly.

  • @danmann44 I went through (as most teenage girls did/do) a twilight phase so know all of the plot

  • If anyone's interested there is yet another side story based on one of the vampires who attacks in the third book...

  • Forty Eighth!

  • i'd rather read harry potter in voldemort's point of view.

  • @tardyttp OHMYGENIUS. That would be amazing. :D

  • @tardyttp I'd rather read Harry Potter from Hagrid's dog's view than this book.

  • @tardyttp okay-well now you've made wonder.

  • @lunahatespie haha then we get to know what voldemort gets up to in his daily life. what juice he drinks...etc

  • @tardyttp 1. Gaah! He has the power to kill me! I'm gonna kill him!

    2. Gaah! He prevented me from stealing the stone, I'm gonna kill him!

    3. Gaah! He killed my basilisk, I'm gonna kill him!

    4. Gaah! He.... saved his godfather from prison.... But he still has the power to kill me! I'm gonna kill him!

    5. HAHA! I'm back! But he escaped, I'm gonna kill him!

    6. Gaah! He escaped again! I'm gonna kill him!

    7. Fuck! He knows abou the horcruxes! I'm gonna kill him!

    8. Gaah! He killed me! !

  • @tardyttp There you go, you can have that one for free ;)

    

  • This is so good! Love it :D

  • Loving the tags. ^-^

  • Midnight Sun: when you discover Edward is more of a whinny school girl than Bella

  • Hot

  • OH MY GOD! WHEEL OF TIME!! YOUR MY HERO!!

  • Love it!

  • technically he does when he turns her.... just saying!

  • Third..?

  • lol. the ad is for Second Life saying "Become a Vampire in Second Life". That's just a whole new level of sad.

  • Your just like a more cynical version of Alex, I love it LOL :D

  • As someone in medical school I can assure you, from the bottom of my heart. NOBODY is going to pass through this hell twice. Especially for the FUN of it. Because you're bored. NOBODY.

  • @Talilma Haha, good point!

  • i feel like midnight sun just accentuates how extremely creepy/stalkery edward is.

  • Edward planning to kill Bells is the best bit in all books. Also, when Jasper tries to kill her.

  • @katemcconville3 also, when James gets so close to killing her. Also when Victoria tries to kill her. Oh, and when Alec tries to kill her. Basically, when anyone got close to killing Bella, I got excited.

  • @FranckoPhonie Yeah but they were better cause, yeah know, they are supposed to all love her cause she is superawesomwsexyhot. I like that even members of her family thought about killing her.

  •  "going to release an album anytime soon calm down" Do it

  • You're definitely Alex's cousin.

  • I really enjoyed that. READ MOAR PLZ

  • "What is the point in having a power that is shit?! And wrong?!"

  • Goodness, you can tell you and Alex are related.

  • Brandon Sanderson is immense.

  • @geekvsworld and Robert Jordan was BRILLIANT

  • @danmann44 And Patrick Rothfuss is a God among men. But Sanderson's Elantris was elementary. Good plot, but the writing...? I hope he's improved by the time he does Wheel of Time (haven't read the latest ones yet) XP

  • @danmann44 I haven't read Robert Jordan stuff. :(  But I want to :)

  • Haha brilliant. Why doesnt he just help his "dad" in the hospital then if he can do medicine?

  • Her writing style is just so juvenile and clichéd, made me cringe every time you read a sentence.

  • I love the tags Danny. So true.

  • "Maybe there aren't any thoughts in her head" It all makes sense now...

  • You're so alike Alex, you're like Alex in a different body...

  • But he's a nice guy really I'm sure.

  • I never knew this book existed... Oh dear...

  • Yesss you read the wheel of time books? You should read them on here instead of crappy twilight books xD

  • @MegaCaptainCookie The books are too good for that

  • @danmann44 This is true.

  • also: your tags=awesomeness :)

  • And yes he is just as whiney as Bella the whole way through.

  • I go see the Twilight movies the day they come out....just to heckle...Twilight fans are not very nice... D:

  • fifth?

  • last.

  • Sorry, he is just a creepy weird stalker after all.

  • seconddddd :P I loved Alex's series, I have literally watched that about 170000 times, it's always on in the background. I like when Alex talks to me :)

    And you, Dan my man, you should read things to us more :) I like your voice :)

  • I read this book ages ago!! It wasn't brilliant :/ 

  • Twilight is so shit. :')

  • thurd

  • second?

  • Second!

  • furst

  • @nerimon Well done Alex...

  • @nerimon *first. hehehehe

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