Mr Awesome! Roy Shildt - Part 1

[oneraggedhole]

Mr Awesome rocks!!!!

"Everything would've fell right into place, but he forgot about one thing: About me convincing Steve Wiebe not to be a chump, talking him out of chumpatizing himself." -Mr. Awesome

[daisyfrostxoxo]

he actually read books on how to pick up girls? pathetic

[brightonblock]

hahahhaha! the distance between him and the interviewer speaks volumes.

[NilzeN1]

there is only 1 mr awesome, and thats devon in chuck.

[ZeetherKID77]

LET ME FINISH

LET ME FINISH

[OrTheThirdPerson]

We all just want a little recognition, roy...and blowjobs.

[norm7446]

Are they Lady's Black tight's he's wearing on the bottom half.. ????

[oskenso]

This guy has a bigger ego than Bob Parsons

[aegisgfx]

Isn't what hes doing here called extortion?

[cyclo1224]

@aegisgfx yes yes it sure is

[RascalKyng]

what a nutter!???

[MrMuscleandfitness]

Hey Roy mate whats the go with that uniform. what does that represent.

[Bobloblawwww]

Just got my autographed Roy Shildt comic book today!!!!!!!! My retro game collection is complete!!!!! Roy rulz.

[ceejay644]

For any women who need sperm and can't afford a sperm bank...lmfao

[mickabe]

What a bum.

But at least he was the man in his own mind in 1988.

[stickey110]

DUDE HE WORKS AT MY SCHOOL!!! NO JOKE!!!

[lakerstr8killurteam]

he is a cripple now

[StonedAssassinNZL]

@lakerstr8killurteam how he fuck his legs lol?

[lakerstr8killurteam]

@StonedAssassinNZL idk im not gonna ask him that but i know him cause he is an assistant at hamilton high school

[lakerstr8killurteam]

this guy is a teacher aid in my school

[Blibbyblu]

Mr. Awesome Sucks.

[pmam1968]

Has anyone else noticed that the interviewer suddenly gets a lot further away from Mr Awesome when they are discussing the Rich and Famous Fellatio Hall of Fame?

[coloneljade]

Dueche Alert on code red!!!

[freakbro]

madonna called him...

[BaronBaanus]

People have always been wanting to know what the secret ingredients are to being Awesome or in this case Mr. Awesome.... for centuries people have been looking for this secret... it has been revealed finally... LET STEVEN SEGAL's UNCLE GIVE YOU A BLOW JOB!!! thats the secret...

[madchief2000]

I can only wish to be as cool as mr. awesome

[wlchambers]

this guy is a nerd

[thermonuclearwarfare]

umm yeah...i'm sure the ladies just cant get enough of this dood...he's sharp as a tack. he carries a phone in his sock for seemingly private moments, and his penchant for used pilot caps from eBay is unparalleled.

i'm sure there's a little roy shildt in all of us guys just waiting to come out..................or not.

[XezatSurgate]

This guy is a tool.

[Tubularm8]

He must be pretty damn awesome to be able to sneek out and a take a picture of it WHILE they are giving him a blowjob rofl. 3:40

[undisputed4life]

The only thing is he hasn't done is lose his virginity.

[mkultra2300]

damn, all that to get some poontang and then he just ends up getting blown by dudes anyway.

[jigsaw9919]

Mr Assclown

[MegaMartyr1]

I'm gonna guess the first inductee is/was Tom Cruise.

Anyone else have a guess?

[toemasie]

For a bi-sexual dude, he's pretty darn awesome.

[aqinthe]

I guess by poontang he means penis.

[aqinthe]

I want an awsome 80's Trans Am with awsome lighning bolts on it.

[mabans]

This is maybe the best video that have ever seen!

[TheyLiveWeStillSleep]

3:55 - 4:05 ??????

[GMSpectre]

Who would win in a match between Roy Shildt and The Miz?

[NESkid64]

2:15 wonder if shes faking it?

[Shazbotian]

I wonder how many halloween costumes were born from this.

[jaybone23]

Roy has made claims that Arnold Schwarzenegger made a living during his early body building career by working as a male prostitue...for both women AND men...in fact mostly men. So I think Roy is implying that, since it was okay for Arnold, it's okay for Mr. Awesome (or anyone) to engage in gay sex as long as it advances his career.

[kungpao56]

did he just get a blowjob from a guy

[CaptainEdward]

Obviously the gentlemen who gave Mr. Schildt head did NOT have the money for a sperm bank...

[GiZzY67]

Lol he got head from a man

[jtamezf]

what a moron...mr ugly-paley?

[snakebiten]

"Here is my name & number for women that need any sperm" Greatest quote of all time!

[strongsock]

"A mouth is a mouth" -Roy Schildt.

[Dimnexus]

Well.....at least he didn't let it go to his head.....

[silentk1987]

WTF did he really say he got a blow job from a dude. Of was he just using word play with "blowjob"

[longdrinkmcg]

Mr. Awesome is my hero, and I know what I'm getting for my birthday! if it doesn't have a thumbprint, I'm sending it back though.

[harmfulifconsumed]

lmao

[MrTrinz]

haha they cut him off at the end

[23hunter46]

LMAO IT DID@ oh ill take pictures of aznyone who you know gives me a blow job

[KaneRobot]

All you fat,nerdy fucks talking shit are just jealous of Mr. Awesome.

[bphutchins]

I would be willing to bet that he has all of 2 inches hanging

[ShimmyDigg]

@KaneRobot Billy Mitchell > Roy Schildt

[frankblackkimdeal]

@KaneRobot

Hi Kanerobot,

Are you the guy that sucked him off then?

I bet you are, you love the shildt cock.

Lots of love

Mum

[aegisgfx]

@KaneRobot

ok...

[tpmgx6]

check out a song i made w/ this interview:

tylermetzger . com / music / mr-awesome-revenge-master.mp3

[visceralgristle]

@tpmgx6

it's not really song so much as a beat with some clips played over it.

[bowlingballout]

Comedy Gold

[shaezarian86]

Ask yourself this question. What's more important quality or quantity?.....

[toasterwings]

Man alive, this man is a genius.

[andy7666]

Mr Awesome is a HUGE celebrity! Good for you Roy!

[basque5150]

I watched this video three times to be sure. Did he say he got a blow job from a dude? 4:08

[fidgetingfinch]

I think he did... eew.

[Utubeblows]

@basque5150 He sure did. And you too can be awesome like mr awesome. If you ask me they should have included this video in the golden record sent off with the yoyager space probe.

[Clay3613]

@basque5150 He was apparently so awesome, everyone wanted to do him! :P

[BaronBaanus]

@basque5150 Yes he did, Steven Segals Uncle infact lol... thats the powerful hollywood names hes talking about lol... but its Steven's nameless gay uncle.....

[jad3948]

kids, write this down:

no punk bastard EVER got a gnarly piece of POONTANG by being sensitive and considerate

if you really want to meet girls i suggest posing in playgirl and putting your number there

words to live by

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

I've never posed in Playgirl, I am sensitive and considerate, I haven't worked out in YEARS, I'm ridiculously overweight, and I GUARANTEE you I get more "poontang" than Roy Shildt.

[MasterNemesis102]

you wish, you're just jealous you don't look that hot in police uniform tights!

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

But you should see me in my Tinkerbell outfit!

[mikepatton109]

First of this is amazing!I Plus his comic is amazing!1A++++

[mindofmorrison]

Do your thing mr awesome and let the haters blow your sack

[thomasbhunter007]

Is he fucking wearing black TIGHTS???

[leonphelps123]

he looks good.

[NerdPuppet]

This is just sad, even if this was intended to be a joke. I can't imagine what this poor man's childhood was like.

[chrisveenyr82]

I would assume it was probably filled with sleepless nights when his uncle or close family friend would sneak into his room and have their way with him. till this day the sight or razor stubble and smell of whiskey breathe sends him into manic episodes of him balled up in the corner of the shower rocking back and fourth mumbling "I wont tell!" repeatedly..

[andy7666]

Hmm, its almost like you speak from experience.. Were you the 'sponge' or the 'stone'?

[danhero2]

@chrisveenyr82 from your own experience?...

[d1337n00b]

his interview on all games radio is even funnier. roy is a psycho!

[xcatherinex13]

personally i think this guy is a fag.

[dgd1542]

missle command, lol

[xwingxcoltx11]

Did he just admit to getting a blowjob from a dude???

[FunkyBlue12]

Holy crap, yes.

[thomasbhunter007]

Oh my crap - yes he did.

[thomasbhunter007]

Oh man - yeah, he did.

[clariceave]

She is awsone 1:45

[thomasbhunter007]

That's Whitney Wonders - a porn star.

[jacksprack73]

All hail the king of Missile command ! wow i thought i had problems this douche bag should be locked up in the Retro Planet Museum of fucked up wonders. Why oh why didn't someone call him Fucktard! back in 83 it would have been funny as shit. hello My name is Mr.Fucktard let me regale you with stupid fucking stories that know one wants to hear except me because I'm a stupid fucking self absorbed shitty ass sponge.

[Sambizzle4sho]

this is some silly stuff

[Beefdipings]

1:08  If he tap that he is fucking lucky lol.

[ha1oha1oha1o]

this guy is amazing

[thepoopsniff]

this guy is a dick he blames people for things that are his fault

[facistleader]

WOW. This guy thinks he is the shit because he got a high score on an 80's video game. Pretty sad that this guy is seeking fame this way. What a douchebag!

[squidterm]

Chasing Ghosts is another doc. with him in it... he has a great quote about Arnold Schwarzenneger saying that he "made all his money as a pimp and a drug dealer"

[MadWorldDesigns]

Whens the last time you heard "poontang"? haha. Hey if you guys liked King of Kong click on my channel and check out my KoK Horror Movie recut. I hope you enjoy it!

[anitaace]

they did make a documentary its called "King of the Kong-A fist full of quarters"

[pippigladstone]

oh somebody please make a docummentary about him!

[WorldsGreatestPerson]

Where is that video of him in front of the American flag giving his poontang speech from?

[Foxynews]

someone has a nack for absurdism.

[Occono]

So did anyone read the Book and found out who blew him?

[amorite911]

is this...real??

[kyotoair]

i once took a 2 meter long shit and why ant i a celebrity????(its a lie lol)

wow. what an arogant deuche.

[744682532]

Have you sucked dick for coke?

[christopherawesome]

this is quite possibly be the most hilarious video on youtube.

[LucidFaia]

...

...

...Correct.

[sventimiglia]

I like the wacky music in the background. Like he's hatching a plan to take over the world's largest toy factory.

[enoyad]

KT is mrs awesome!

[imayellowfellow]

wait is he saying he got a blowjob from a guy?

[Farm3rJ03]

Sounds like it ya..

[wiggdaddy]

He touched Wendy Whopper's boobs. But he's still a super geek.

[hyperactivedragon]

lol i luv how it cut off at the end like they dont give a shit :P

[narco2112]

He may be awesome, but he's no Steve Wiebe.

[GreatestMovieEverMad]

I like video games, and I like picking up girls. Somehow a guy who seems to be good at both should be cool, yet the mall security guard outfit makes him a tool.

[NoiRoSeS]

looks like an overbuffed conan o'brien.

[wiggdaddy]

Roy just post a score on the 'official' settings and that will be that. I like Roy, but the current record holder has a truly superscore.

[inkibert]

mr asshole

[thegorn]

funniest bit ever - pregnant pause at 4:03 :D

[seangdaly]

He's definitely that crazy funny archetype, but I think he is a teller of half-truths.

His book doesn't exist in the sense that it seems you must go to incredible lengths to purchase it from a third party (which I am not going to risk).

I can see why the gaming community in the movie is weary of him because he seems like the type to not take no for an answer.

Regardless he is an interesting character, and I hope his book (if it exists for sure)) will make it onto a reputable site.

[tdj65]

3:56 Mr Awesome is gay and sucks dick

[Maraxusofk]

i do believe its the other way around wit the dick sucking part.

[GRShortFilms]

Q: What was the word Billy Mitchell chose when asked what one word he thought described him best at the end of the documentary, King of Kong?

A: Awesome.

LOL!

[txm420]

for those of you making fun of roy shildt:

how many times have you been in playgirl?

how many times have you been in a movie?

how many times have you written a book?

and most importantly of all... how many times have you beaten Mr. Awesome's scores in Missile Command?

Just don't go around saying he needs to get a life because he'll be remembered for a lot longer after he dies than most of you :)

[clunky77]

Are you for real? Or are you Roy Shildt? This guy bullied his way into Playgirl magazine, bullied his way into the Guinness Book and is prepared to lie and cheat in pursuit of his hopeless efforts to get famous. He relentlessly harrasses people (and I mean relentlessly) by phone, email and letter. His so called "book" does not exist. Oh and someone has beaten his Missile Command score. Roy Shildt is nothing more than an insignificant piece of amusement.

[sittingduhk]

3 times,yes,yes,no because missle command sucks ass

[keinsignal]

Yeah txm420! Also:

how many times have you dressed up like a pretend soldier since reaching puberty?

how many times have you been interviewed on television and derailed every single question with an awkward sexual revelation?

how many times have you put your dick in a dude's mouth just because he was famous?

you people haven't lived!

[delilahspawn]

who's the chick that's on the cover of his comic book?

[clunky77]

The chick is Witney Wonders. Google is your magic friend. She's quite a girl.

[Ghanatoa]

Is that actually his body in the photo inserts?

[Darrow1933]

He's the fun kind of crazy, not the scary kind.

So that's good.

[9thcannon]

4:02-4:05 i almost shat myself

[johnlahey]

haha...is this guy serious?!

[brianw508]

this guy is awesome! he fuckin rules. no doubt. you guys are just haters! lol. you guys every had a gnarly piece of poontang? don't think so!

[metube2222]

Someone call the vet. Cause his pythons are siiiiiiiiiick

[wrestlingfan1205]

This good REALLY needs to get a life. What a damn loser.

[robeywan]

1:40 - 1:47 ROFL

[Dogface310]

I bet the powerful hollywood guy was Tom Cruise.

[Rougemont2]

this guy is not awesome he is fucked up in the mind

and his car is a piece of shit

[henryhorker]

This guy gets so much pussy.

[leonphelps123]

I wanna marry this guy

[CorpseFX]

"............correct."  gold

[biggerflexible]

Say what you want about him....hes the best to EVER play missle command.

[clunky77]

So how do you explain the fact that the guy isn't the world record holder? This fool wants attention - nothing more.

[anangryorc]

This fellow is either an Andy Kaufmanesque comedic genius, or the saddest and most pathetic git on God's green earth.

[joecobra1234]

MORE LIKE MR. RETARD f u ck why dont you take it off easy mode you big baby, s h it i seen half blind people do better then that!!!

[sublimerule]

mr asshole...

[thegorn]

Eric Cartman, "Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof - beefcake, BEEFCAKE!"

[MrJibaku]

What is the Mister Awesome technique for picking up girls? Umm duh, I'm Mr. Awesome let's do it!

[BimboBaggins]

To me myself WHAT??!?!

[samueltiger2]

nnnooooo owhats his dream!?!?!?! haha

[samueltiger2]

lolololololololol i just watched the rest.... he got blowjobs from men that was the greatest line ever

[mplcausa]

HAHAHA!

right?!

You have to love the pause after the question "so some of the people that contacted you were men?.."

*crikets*crikets*

".....correct...."

LOL

[samueltiger2]

i want that book!!

[anubis4fun]

Great clip, had me laughing so hard. This clip should get him on Leno, just play this clip then ask him what was he thinking... priceless

[MisterMisanthrope]

Fucking sweet. Who needs "Saturday Night Live" when there are way funnier fuckers like this guy out there?

[keithbuff]

Mr Awesome.  Least accurate name ever.

[korukyu]

Hilarious. I'm not gonna hate on this guy for wanting his 15 minutes of fame, especially since they're pretty darn funny. Playgirl spreads, video games, and blowjobs. I kinda wanna buy this guy's book now.

[generalzod4life]

He just admited to letting another DUDE suck him off. Mr Awesome=FAG

[KEEELr]

Hahaha!! Roy Schildt for the win!

[Triibe]

What a fucking jackass

[dakarus]

this guy pwns every1 cant beat him at missle command u all just play halo... fags

[MachineManX51]

If this was supposed to be a joke it would be great but the fact that it is real makes it downright hilarious.

[bcollinstex]

This guy is a piece of work.

[cycladesII]

Mr. Awesome, You need to beat missle command @ Funspot like next year d00d.

[natorpen]

"Hey everyone - I had SEX - look at me!!"

[pdl4447]

he has tiny junk

[JessicaSweet71]

What a joke. I scored right under 2 million back in '80. I'm sure there are many others who did as well.

[clunky77]

I'm sure you did. On marathon settings, with bonus cties every 10,000 points. Mr Awesome's world record was set with no bonus cities; this is refered to as tournament settings.

[JessicaSweet71]

Oops.  Thanks for not flaming.

[clunky77]

Darvoid, you're almost as much an idiot as Mr Awesome. Get your facts straight before you post next time.

[nigeldaman]

clunky get your facts straight before you call someone an idiot. darvoid is right. Tony's trackball setting made the game retucule move faster.

[clunky77]

If you want to believe that Tony Temple scored his record on a cocktail machine that's up to you.

[darvoid66]

tony temple scored his on a cocktail sized machine with easier dipswitch settings

[mikal9000]

Boy, this brings back memories. I knew Roy in college, way back even before MISSILE COMMAND, and he was every bit the colorful character then, that he is in this video. Email me for some select anecdotes.

[Nickadeamis29]

Mr. Awesome still holds the record. He is not the former record holder