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  • Haha funnny :P

  • Looks like the falcon punch guy

    

  • nice

  • wtf was he trying to do? O_O

  • After a fall like that yu have enough space for yur brand new inground pool lol

  • FAT GUY ON VAN: OH SHIT THERES A QUARTER ON THE GROUND....FUCK IT IM GOING FOR IT

  • fucking idiots mmmm well this is life mm the world mmm soo pittyyyyy

  • He's an idiot. He jumped like a fucking idiot, he deserves to break both his arms.

  • I AM THE KING OF THE.....SHIT!!

  • so, what the fuck was the point in that? talk about a 'GOD DAMMIT' moment.

  • i need to make a gif of this...

  • The triple lindy failed.

  • suprised he didnt fall through the ground

  • I think his back broke

  • Fatty go boom boom

  • i feel bad for the Van

  • he's doing it for the lulz cant you seee :)

  • This will never make it on Funniestvideo!.... that's the fastest his legs ever moved....you know that hurt

  • is the van OK?

  • @detroitjeeper ur dumb if u were tryin to be funny u should have said is the ground ok

  • YOUR FACE, GOD DAMNIT!

  • its funny cuz im skinny!

  • Fatty Patty 2x4... Can't fit through the kitchen door...

  • why was he on the van

    

  • lol... fuck that mustve hurt !

  • did you record this with a potatoe? or a toaster?

  • poor van, im glad the van got the fat man off him

  • As Jed Clampett would say: "If brains was lard, I don't believe he'd grease too big a pan"!

  • That was a pretty sweet wax job on the van.

  • if i had a dollar for every pixel this video had i would have a dollar

  • great sound!

  • he couldn't see the drop off over his gut

  • no wonder he fell off the van...lol

  • Thats why you gotta keep your car waxed. to keep them fatties off

  • @samthegreat16 look at the fat bastard!, he was as big as that van hahahahahahaha

  • which pixel is the fat guy?

    

  • he probably would of broken his ankles if he landed it.

  • hahahahahahahahahaha fat cunt hahahha fatty fatty fatty he eat all the pie hahaha fatty fatty

  • They think there sky diving or going to do a cannon ball in 20 Inches feet of DEATH!-From DrVonce,DrRichTofen,DrKillerVl­ader,DrDrRocten

  • yoo ctfu dats wat he get try'n 2 be young nooo og smebody should told you not to try an jump btw dat was a good laugh

  • LArd ass Americanus

  • @dave777blaster Just so you know, canada is in 2nd place for the country who buys the most fast food, so you're right behind america...

  • @nicotinelolipop Japan is second place ,Canada is a distant third .Americans eat double the fast food per person  than Canadians do.

    it explains the lard issue in USA

  • @dave777blaster Oh, lol then why are Japanese people so tiny?

  • @nicotinelolipop Because their fast food is rice ,sushi and noodles

    While Americans eat Lard .

    I was down in the States last year ,I could not believe the amount of grease in the food

  • @dave777blaster I agree we complain we are obese, yet the fast food places serve unhealthy meals, and the citizens over eat, and have no portion control.

  • he falls badly, gasping for air, can't move

    "are you okay?"

    lol

  • you can hear the bone crack

  • Did he died?

  • fuking funny now im confused cuz is that how erquakes are created.... kids falling off vans FUKIN LOL!!!!!!!!!

  • FAIL!! :L

  • i LIKE THOSE KIND OF VANS

  • is the floor okay?

  • that must hurt alot! 

  • at 0:20 he is panting for a burger^^

  • lol fat people...WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

  • @marcuswright6711

    Trust me bro, Fatties have learned. I'm fat but I can still cut cartwheels and backflips and see my dick. I am the next generation of Fatties. Bwahahahah!

  • @MercyIsFatal you must be so proud 

  • @SpaiNs1992

    You just don't even know. Im like a hybrid fattie.

  • @MercyIsFatal ok.. want a bigmac?

  • @SpaiNs1992

    Lol maybe after I have your mother. Really, thats as offensive as you can be?

  • @MercyIsFatal my mom is not a burger... wtf? dont tell me you like women too, gonna eat up the whole world?

  • @SpaiNs1992

    Damn that took forever. Was it that difficult to make a comeback? I lost weight waiting for that one.

  • @MercyIsFatal

    Lolz.

  • @MercyIsFatal ye i spend my days at youtube , just to answer fattasses like you <3

  • Where ever you see a van there is a fat person near by.

    But sadly, they rarely try jump off of them like this guy.

  • fail

  • omg did he die? look like he commited suicide?? does anyone know if he ok?

  • so dats how the earthquake in haiti started.....

  • dude stalagtites are the shit tho :p

  • game over yeaaahh

    

  • Oh please all of you know who are commenting and making fat jokes that you're just as fat as him……but that was funny

  • fat people are dumb

  • ....thats not a fall....thata jump... lol

  • ouch! someone needs a big mack to relieve the pain.

  • ok like what was he aiming for?

  • he died lol

  • poor ground

  • Dum Dee Dum

  • what was he even trying to do ? his big ass woulda broke both legs had he even landed right LOL

  • Nice ;D thats what i call fun

  • HILARIOUS

  • OH MY GOD!! I hope the van was ok!!!

  • I bet he broke his left shoulder bones.

  • OUCHHH!!!!!

  • Not Funny

  • haha what a fat retard

  • wow that was pretty damn stupid

  • herp derp

  • wow how stupid are you?

    at least all your fat protected you from the fall.

    hahaahahahha dumbass.

  • hey dude are you ok......yeah man i just became a quadriplegic. but im fine.

  • mcdonalds power!!! lol he ate lots of double bigmacs so he would of got couch pillow power

  • humpty dumpy sat on a van.......

  • Is the ground ok?

  • he died

  • Ouch

  • was he trying to swim in mid air?!?!?!?

  • Dont talk shit...hes passed on now...poor guy

  • don't worry, his fat broke his fall

  • ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha­ahahaahahhahahahahah sooooooooooo funny =)

  • Someone give that fatty a baby to eat.

  • huston, we've got a problem...

  • Fat pig! lose some weight you redneck!

  • USA

  • THIS BOY DIES DAYS AFTER

  • He failed Hardcore!!

  • that guy should be metaly retarded from that,

  • he has plenty of cushion don't worry

  • @vrambo

    Exactly what I thought.

  • This is how earthquakes are created...

    Fat people jumping off vans... LOL!

  • FACE PLANT!

  • Fat people are funny. Way too top heavy to live correctly, comedy ensues.

  • BE CAREFUL!!! FAT GUY FALLS!!!! XDDD

  • Hasnt he ever heard of a parachute? -_-

  • @Speed12236 I don't think a parachute would help, much lol! Could be used to soak up his blood though haha.

  • You're right: stalagmites fucking suck!

  • Oh God I hate them so much.

  • flesh comet.

  • Dislocated shoulder?

  • Someone doesn't know the difference between falling and jumping. This is jumping idiot.

  • lol ahh i got pancreatitus from laughing too hard Dx!

  • ...Huh?

  • holy shit ive never seen a pig that high in the air before

  • he caused an earthquake when he hit the ground

  • thats gotta hurt

  • I agree, mate.

    The way he twists his ankle and falls hard on the ground?

    That would HURT! Hahaha!

  • LOLZ FAIL

  • wow...oh my gosh he didn't bounce *i'm surprised

  • Quality's good enough for me dude :D

    Thanks for the laugh haha that shit looks like it hurt.

  • Thanks for the positive feedback!

    It's good that it's finally setting in.

  • Poor Guy.

  • he probably was comiting insaurance fraud

  • That dude's spine is seriously fucked up. His body looks bent while lying on the ground.

  • god that had to hurt lol

  • @IHateStalagmites awkward landing.....was going to write is he ok???? but im quite sick and couldnt give a fuck haha, that was funny, what a numpty

  • haha that guy had to have broke some shit ahhaha

  • Fake! Omg, this is so fake.

  • Lol. You're fuckin' stupid, kid.

    Toolbag.

  • the bigger they are.. the harder they fall...

  • WHAT A MORON LOL

  • well his arm must have fucking broke,

    he fell cause his foot caught caught, on that metal thing when he went to jump fucking hularious, hes like laying there, are u dead? XD

  • Crappy quality..

  • ahh there is a god!

  • what the fuck was he thinking

  • Why is everyone making fun of his fatness... Atleast he can get his fat ass off the computer and try things.. I know i don't but i'm not the ones making fun off him. i laughed cus he fell.. not cus he is overweight.

  • i laughed cuz hes fat

  • @MusicMakesMehSmile you dying makes me smile

  • Aaw, How shweet. But i'm not going to die just yet.

  • You might have to wait a bit. Ay dios mio :')

  • wow .... did he eat a elephant, excuse me ... his wife

  • wow he probably like broke his arm cuz of his weight!

  • what a stupid asshole

  • Fat sonofabitch made an earthquake

  • lol funny shit..lol..what the fuckwas he tryin to do!lol

  • im suprised i didnt feel the earth tremor

  • lmoa XD

  • learned your lesson fatty...

  • HAHAHAhhahhahahahaaa!! Lesson Learned. " Once you're commited, Don't pull back!" HAHAHAhhahaa!!!

  • it looks like he got stuck or something like that.....but still funny xD!!

  • the guys laugh omg

  • lmaooo!!

  • hashah dum ass motherfkerrrrrrr

  • wow

  • I'm guessing that cracking noise is his spine?

  • woo i loled so hard

  • this sucks

  • hahaaaaaaaaaa

    wot the hell

    has his neck broke?

  • lol fat boy lol

  • fat people dnt bounce

  • lol fat body lol

  • At least he can jump.

  • then theres that thing called gravity that he just cant resist... lol

  • what the crap?

  • Van Jump Fail

  • this is sooooooo not funny hess just stupid