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  • " unfunny" isn't even a word u young piece of shit with banana mush between yer. Fucking ears moron. Young bitch. U ain't shit

  • I just put the key in the fuckin ignition!!! look out the window im still there!!!

    dice is the godfather of comedy. people talkin shit about him are all under the age of 21 and never seen his acts. Hes making a huge comeback. His performance on Entourage is GREAT!

  • lmao! he doesn't still got it but he's showing why he can get it back when he bombs and just saves his ass by the skin of his fingernails...

  • Still got it. 100%!

  • Andrew Dice Clay is a fucking faggot.

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  • @Darkez982 Andrew Dice Clay is a fucking unfunny faggot.

  • @spicyMcHAGGIS9green

    What a shame, you were born without a sense of humour :(

  • @Darkez982 I have a sense of humor. I know when when someone is an unfunny faggot.

  • @spicyMcHAGGIS9green

    It's probably just because he's talking about people being a phone fag, which you most probably are.

  • @Darkez982 I actually don't own a cell phone. He's still an unfunny faggot.

  • @spicyMcHAGGIS9green then don't watch a video with his name in it

  • @StlReg Doesn't change the fact that he's an unfunny faggot.

  • @spicyMcHAGGIS9green ah you're a fuckin hilarious faggot.........just givin ya the facts......faggot.

  • It's so painfully good to watch how bad this guy who deserves to be a loser is.

  • Where is this next load gonna go lol

  • "this fucken thing, like I'm runnin for president, motherfucker"

  • way back I Loved this guys, he really knew how too deal with Hecklers and screw with his audience, but too call him a king of comedy or even a legend is to go way too far.. IMO the true kings of comedy is Richard Pryor, Dave Allen, George Carlin, Robin Williams and I could go on..But I give the Dice this, He had his thing and for a while it was Hilarious, now its just sad, he seems unable too evolve his comedy to greater height's then it was 20 years ago. its still the same old song from him.

  • "Helloooow... Asshole"

  • o please thats one of his old gags that wasnt even funny ive seen that one on youtube m8 your as sad as the dice himself

  • @singinsmiley1 but you can't refute that can you?!!! your just an asshole like everybody else.

  • @DH2020 i yes i can i just did have you nothing else to say mr dh i thought not now go write a new gag and share it with the dice man you never know you might sell out your living room

  • this guy claims to be a legend well he,s right in his own tiny mind get some new material and a new outfit this one looks like you robbed pavarotti,s grave you fat unfunny mofo

  • @singinsmiley1 this guy sold stadiums, I don't think you can even sell your living room.

  • @DH2020 or get out of his mothers house.

  • @singinsmiley1 The key is to laugh at him rather than with him!

  • man dont change dice... tu est le meilleur... mean (your the freaking king of comedy)

  • hahah! like a london broil hitting the kitchen counter.

  • DICE RULES.. only comic I ever respect

  • 2:28 ROFL

  • this video f*ckin ruless!!!!, dice man is da best, reminds me of an uncle that i wish i had, just a cool muther f*cker, and hilarioussssssssssss

  • i can honestly say that in all the years ive listened to this moron i have never ONCE laughed. He is worthless

  • @99kerouac99 if you listen to classical music and watch pride and prejudice and gone with the wind i can understand your statement but if you listen or watch anything else you do not understand the message he rips on things in a crude way instead of saying cell phones run people he says "fucking cell phones, there like a girl with huge tits these days, you cant stop looking at her" you have to understand the message

  • @99kerouac99 and the fact that he has the balls to say what he wants, not what people want him to say

  • @99kerouac99 Then why did u come watch this Vid?

  • A show on HBO or SHOWTIME! Bring back the Diceman! Give him a place to showcase hi talent!

  • fuck i love the part when he looses it over the stand with the mic and says' dis fuckin thing like i'm running for president, muthafucka's!!' hahahahahaha

  • so i heard this guys name for the last few years...hated 'em. had a vision, and "impression' of this washed up, bitter, vulgar douchwad. still tryin' to "be that famous guy" he was, 20 years ago. for about 4 minutes. but lately, perusing him on Youtube, I'm seein a very funny guy. yeah, occasionally, he still "goes off" on someone, but, that CNN dude TOTALLY deserved it. good for Dice. i'm with him on shit like that. this here: Hilarious. he nails it. and, everyone stares like moron's.

  • @drumdude46 Yeah..have to admit he is entertaining. That CNN stuff is an act though. When he came out he was about shock. Doesnt seems shocking now, but it was a big deal. It's his act.

  • I've always said the source of racism is indeed penis insecurity. Glad it took a real kick ass type to dude come out and say it! I LOVE YOU Diceman!!

  • im tired of hearing the same jokes over and over and over, if you are suppose to be a comedian get some new material after 21 years or more years, i wont lie the first time i heard his act i was laughing so hard it wasn't funny and then after a few years all i hear is the same thing with 1 possibly 2 new jokes that are very funny.

  • Fucking funny. He really got rolling

  • i love it... my favourite line is right at the end... hehehe dice is back

  • D.I.C.E. spells K I N G.

  • This fucking thing like im running for president motherfucker!

    LMAO! Asshole ppl

  • THE KING hasn't lost a thing....fuck YEAH!

  • He's so spot on about all the techno-goodies.

  • I use to love Dice, he hasnt lost the routine, excellent presentation! :D

  • Dice never was funny but this shit is downright boring not to mention unoriginal ...

  • brilliant. says it like it is. its actually great to listen to his stuff.

  • Dice is Nice..!

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LOVE dice!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Goddamn Dice! lay off the bagels and gefilte fish!

  • He's exactly right about modern technology. I admit I have a cell phone but what he's saying is right you go to parties or whatever and people are showing off their "Droid" cell phones and other phones that can go on the Internet. That's why parties were alot better and funner back before all this. That's why I like Dice Clay he tells it like it is. He doesn't take any shit from anybody.

  • he doesnt go to parties cause he's not invited

  • why are people moaning saying he's immature for swearing and saying these kind of jokes. i think alot of people think they are too intelligent or something for this kinda stuff.. get off your high horses you lame lame people !

  • Epic

  • Hes funny because he's real. He isn't a big time fucking star..he a blue collar guy from the block talking about life...dont take it that serious and if you do...your probably the blunt of the joke

  • This moron grease ball from New Yawk never has been, isn't now and never will be funny. What is h e, 12?

  • Well I was born and raised in The Bronx and Dice is a crack up, you have to be from there to understand...

    BTW what the hell is the Pollstar awards anyways ??? Its sounds like an award they give out to strippers lol.

  • He's hillarious... he's just making fun of people. Don't be so serious. Calling an audience assholes and they laugh, I don't think many people can get away with that. He's making fun of technology and how stupid most of us sound nowandays with our gadgets, including me I have an iPhone!! LoL...Isn't it refreshing to have a comedian who's not politically correct?

  • @juggernaut aww some one who0 can see the comedy cheers man.

  • The Older i get the MORE UNFUNNY he is

  • So..he is making fun of people liking phones but enjoys life because he is immature and can't wait to swear and insult? Wow!

  • It's call and act.

  • he still sucks

  • no sense of humour huh?

  • OMG!!!! LMFAO!!!  DICEMAN!!!!

  • "packin 15 SOFT!" LMAO

  • Poor Diceman. He ain't what he used to be.

  • male chauvenism was funny for about 10 seconds diring the eighties. so incredibly out of date

  • @thanks51. Well now it's all Politically Correct. Are you going to tell me that you like that? Well I do not. It sucks. Alot of fake people in today's world, not too many real people anymore. Give me out of date comedy anytime. Besides it was a much better world back then. Just look at the world now. It's a big mess and only going to get worse.

  • lol

  • All hail the Diceman!

  • "They wake up. Oh, I remembered to charge my phone. Assholes"

    I liked his bit on people's reverence for technology.

  • @opannefrank UH...how can not help to notice?

  • "this fuckin thing like im runnin for president muthafucka" LMAO!!!

  • boring as fucking hell...

  • lol

  • Dice Man still funny as hell.

  • Actually he's Jewish Jackass! not Italian.

  • You just have a very narrow sense of humor.

  • "What happened to you - asshole people"?? DICE is still hilarious!!

  • wahahaha!! the DiceMan still be rockin!

  • ROTFLMFAO

  • Is everybody angry as hell on this channel or what - I used to think the jokes of Tarantino were funny racist because we all know he wishes he was black and can be taken lightly...yet you all are some hating individuals. WTF?

  • funny

  • wow can you two fags just suck each others dicks and get it over with?

  • fuck u fatass

  • you guys are awesome

  • not funny. what a twat.

  • Hey sealedwithmyblood you are truly a dumbass, a snapperhead, and a fudgepackin' candyass. Here's another idea why don't you have a flagpole shoved up your ass you homofairy.

  • you cant stop taking shit can you? CHINK

  • You can't make me bitch ass white boy. SHUT THE FUCK UP WHITE NIGGER.

  • wow that was gooood. O k look you dirty mexican. I know you have a hardon for the dice man but he is a wash up. I know you wanna spread his fat white cheeks and toss his salad but you really need a life, and a girl, and a cock becuase you are a cockless queer

  • THIS GUY SUCKS!

  • ya mother sucks u fuckin cunt

  • whatever nigger

  • fuck u whitey

  • mmm ok you dirty ass chink. I hate your kind of people. all you do is eat rice and make electronics. why dont you go and learn some karate you chink!

  • im not a chink u prick bitch

  • Yeah whatever why dont you just suck a fat one 8===D bitch nigguh

  • blow me like ya mom did cunt

  • wow that was gooood. O k look you dirty mexican. I know you have a hardon for the dice man but he is a wash up. I know you wanna spread his fat white cheeks and toss his salad but you really need a life, and a girl, and a cock becuase you are a cockless queer

  • lol dirty mexican u give men dirty sanchezs u cocksucker, n i got a life ur the one who keeps answerin me back shithead u need to get a gurl prick

  • You started it you greasy cunt. I am finishing it. Next time think twice before speaking up to a white man

  • watever whitey go suck a black prick u douchebag lmao

  • look who keeps answering who now!! woww, I bet you look like a damn dirty ape. all hairy and anppy n shit. go to bed now with your dad, its late

  • lol u makin me laugh cud u like stop messagin me asswipe

  • wow, that made no sense. Typical nigger talk. Ok peace in yo mammas crease "nigga" and heres some advice. Dont jump on the bed if there is a velcro ceiling, you nappy ass afro will get stuck

  • lmao u a funny muthafucka, ill try saying it again, stop messagin me u cracker

  • Hey man fuck that white pigeon shit, white dog shit ignorant white nigger scum. He is a pussy ass cracker who'll get his ass kicked. That white boy probably surfs the net looking for little white boys to molest.

  • fuck u bitch

  • Yeah well fuck u u piece of shit cocksucker. Go fuck yourself bitch ass. Oh yeah before you go on a nigger tirade just to let you know I'm Chinese so fuck off bitch. You are a walking diaper stain.

  • fuck u ya chink cocksucka

  • Oh hey look who it is talking more shit... the BITCH NIGGER. What did I tell you? You stanky ass, kool-aid drinking, chicken eating brillo head.

  • fuck u muthafucka

  • Ohhhh Im shaking in my boots NOT. Dude you are such a chink. Why dont you go back to asia and do some math

  • shut up ya fuckin jew prick

  • wow dude, you are a grade a chump. How bout I throw your ass on a boat and send you back to kenya

  • go fuck yourself you bitch ass nigga.

  • fuck u white piece of bread

  • Wig Funk, I was on your side until you started running your mouth like cunt blossom over here... too bad, no you both can move to vermont and get married like queers, buy a house together on gumdrop lane a nd then toss eachothers salad.

  • fuck off asshole wtf u botherin me for

  • Hey dumbass stop with the wannabe gangsta shit it's obvious this inbred country faggot ass redneck likes you.

  • cunt

  • pussy

  • fuck u ill kick ur ass

  • You ain't kickin' shit you lil cocksucker. How bout I give you a dollar so you can buy yourself a life. Pussy ass internet thug.

  • how bout i guve ur mom a dollar to lick my balls bitch, ur callin me an internet thug wen im barely on this shit n everytime i do come on ur punk ass is commentin me, u deserve a cock up ur ass faggot

  • Here's an idea you give your mom fifty cents to lick your balls since she's probably worth that much. And talking about cocks up the ass you definitely deserve that faggot bitch ass nigga. I'm barely on this site myself but you keep giving me dumbass rebuttals and shit. You sorry ass piece of shit. GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

  • fuck u cocksucker ur mom licks ass for 25 cents leave me alone

  • Your mom does it for free you dicklickin bitch ass piece of shit. YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Stop replying. You know you suck you half dead lookin' muthafucka.

  • FUCK U PANSY ASS BITCH

  • Go fuck yourself you bitch ass negro it's obviously a nigga like you wants the last word. GO SUCK YOUR BOYFRIENDS DICK YOU WALKING SHITSTAIN.

  • pussy cocksucka

  • Hey its been a few days and just wanted to say hi and that you are a piece of shit :)

  • hey wats up bitch ass cockhead how r things =)

  • Pretty good you cum guzzling fudge packer.. Im with your mom right now and im doing amazing. Your gonna have some more siblings soon after shes knocked up

  • thats gudd lowlife ballsucker, ill have ur sister n granmother here till 2morrow mornin u prick

  • who does wigfunk21 think he is? that bitch ass nigger. all talkin shit in this thread. kid needs to go piss up a flag pole

  • idk who he is he came outta nowhere

  • Wigfunk is a guy who will kick the shit out of your ass you piece of shit cumguzzling sandnigger. I can talk this shit to your face. Why don't you go and get molested by your uncle you bitch ass sandnigger.

  • Hey dumbass housenigger learn how to spell but you people don't want to better yourselves and niggers like you just sit on your sorry ashy black smelly ass and complain. FUCK YOU GAY THUG!!! Waste your money on rims and go to a R Kelly concert you black sambo.

  • r kelly sucks u fuckin cock, go screw ya mother ya prick y dnt u go give 5 dollar rimjobs on tha corner like u did b4 n go suck shit outta sumones asshole bitch

  • How bout I screw your sister in front of your wannabe thug ass. You know you suck you gay thug half dead lookin' motherfucker. I bet you get rimjobs for a foodstamp you nappyheaded prick.

  • lol i can tell ur a fuckin chink cocksucker, here is some adivce, go suck tha shit out of a homeless guys asshole u faggot bitch muthafucka

  • And I can tell you are a fuckin jiggaboo housenigger wannabe gangbangin' sellout ass fuck nigger. Here's some advice for you stop actin' all hard cuz you ain't son. You are a faggot ass bitch ass nigger. FUCK YOU SAMBO!!!

  • n i can tell ur sum fat 37 yyear old guy, who sits at homr all day arguin wit people over youtube n jerkin off to gay porn videos u bitch go suck a black mans cock n choke

  • Funny I can tell you are a 22 y/o punk with low self-esteem and a need to try to put others down. I'm actually a lil' younger than 37 and I'm in much better shape than yo' sorry black ass. Go suck a white man's cock while another white man fucks you up the ass. I bet you surf the internet looking for lil' kids you fag bastard. Go jerk your boyfriend off and stop replying you ain't getting the last word dummy!!! And fuck your boyfriend who keeps post comments on this thread as well.

  • so ur younger then 37 commentin people on youtube, LMAO you dont have nothin better to do? go fuck yaself u bitch stop commentin me who cares who gets the last word u fat cocksucker

  • looks who talkin' dumbass. U were laughing your ass off when you boyfriend was fucking you up the ass you half dead lookin' motherfucker. Go fuck your sister and stop replying me you shaved ape.

  • lol ur one funny chink bitch go fuck ur grandmother in th ass n play wit her tits u bitch ass muthasfucka u probly smell like bird shit asshole

  • go play with your granddad's dick and let him fuck u up the ass as well you bitch ass nigger you smell and look like a gorilla

  • shut up u white fuck ill fuck ur mom in front of u while my homies tie u up n gangbang ur bitch ass

  • you shut the fuck up you black fuck I'll fuck your ugly ass sister and your mommy at the same time. oh yeah you can't do the tying up by yourself bcuz u r a straight up bitch. Stop replying dumbass. FUCK YOU and your weak ass crew.

  • make me shu the fuck up whitey u suck balls ill shove a black cock in ur ass n make u cry like ur mom nd grandmother did u piece of shit loser, u probly have a cunt u homosexual cocksucker u kno u take cocks straight up the asshole

  • hey blackie you amaze me with all this homo talk u must be a closet faggot who wants to come out I'll make your sister, mommy, grandmama, and whoever else in your loser family bawl out loud when I shove a broomstick up their ass u r a cunt u pussy negro and I bet your lil' click runs a train on your sorry black ass. YOU SELLOUT!!! Oh yeah I'm Asian dummy not white so get it straight wannabe gangbanger. U ain't hard.

  • shut up u chink, ill shove a chop stick up ur pussy u must have one bitch, how do people like u drive ur eyes r 75% closed, wat a fuckin chink cocksucker who thinks he is tough ill shove my homies black cock up ur moms ass, ur sisters, and grandmothers ass AND ur ass

  • Hey negro you should calm down before you have a stroke or a heart attack you half dead lookin' motherfucker. How do you people do anything productive by sitting on your asses and complaining? I bet you can't answer that dumb ass monkey boy. I don't think I'm tough I know I am and I don't take shit from punks like you. GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! Fuck you and your homies you pussy internet thug. You need some help homo negro.

  • listen u chink muthafucka, come to NYC and u will get fucked up u prick ur not tough at all ill shove a broomstick up ur asshole n slap u in the face while ur hoppin around wit it in ur ass chink, u obviously do take shit if u aint doin shit about this argument if ur so tough bring it on cocksucker

  • Hey nigger bitch come to Miami and u will definitely get fucked and u ain't tough tryin' to pick a fight over the internet. I'll knock your bitch ass out and put my foot up your ass you bitch ass nigger. U ain't from NYC u r probably from Albany tryin to claim NYC u fake ass internet thug nigga. Don't fuck with me fool because I will make you my bitch BITCH!!! Now go get some therapy ok. So instead of trying to pick a fight grow up dummy. Oh yeah I'm chinese but I'm black and I'm proud.

  • hey chink fuck Miama cuz pussies r from Miami everyone there r pussyies jus like u, im from NYC i dnt care if u believe me or not u suck cow cock anyway u fat slanted eye muthafucka, i wud most likely tear u apart if we ever met bitch

  • Hey bitch nigger fuck New York cuz pussy niggers like u don't run shit except your mouth you bitch ass darkie Oh yeah cows don't have cocks they have utters dummy so go suck on a bull's dick bitch. I would fuck your bitch ass up if we met but you must like me but I don't like men especially faggot ass niggas like you who think they run shit. FUCK NEW YORK!!!

  • shut up u cracker ill fuck ya mom while my boys tie ya ass up n put u in tha car n bring u to get butt raped u homo cocksucker come to NY y wud get fucked up pussy ass white fuck

  • So I went from being a chink to a cracker while u r still a worthless nigger and u ain't fuckin' shit bitch and I've been to NY and guys like u run ur mouth in front of their homeboys. And u keep talking all this homo fairy shit bcuz u r a straight up faggot so u and ur boys are a homo set huh? I'll give u a food stamp so u can buy urself a life. FUCK OFF!!! I bet u won't come to Miami, Atlanta, or SC.

  • cocksucka ill come to bitch ass Miama, Atlanta or SC jus let me kno where to meet u at fuckface

  • Hey dummy it's Miami learn how to spell you half dead lookin' motherfucker. You know you suck your homeboys cock you pure dumb ass negro. Go buy yourself a life with some food stamps.

  • fuck Miami it sucks big black balls jus like ya mother

  • fuck New York it smells like ass just like you and your family. Stupid monkey.

  • fuck miama u white muthafucka